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35 year old Clement Oyetunde (pictured above) who claims to be a pastor with the Cherubim and Seraphim Church in Osun state was paraded by men of the Osun state police command yesterday October 9th after he was found with human skull and other charms at his church premises in the Adeowo area of Modakeke in Osun.
According to Tribunenewspapers, Clement said a friend brought the skull to his house and buried it in his compound but that the spirit of the skull kept calling for it to be returned
"I am a pastor of the Cherubim and Seraphim, Oke-Itura parish, Adeowo area in Modakeke in Osun state. It was Wasiu that brought the skull to me, We buried it at my backyard. Wasiu left immediately and I don't know his whereabout, now. Few days later, while I was asleep in the house, I hear strange voices singing and drumming in Christian way as if they were worshiping. The tune suddenly changed into traditional song and some invisible spirits started telling me that I should return the skull of Iya-Orun. They told me that the skull buried in my house was Mama Osun's skull and that the woman was from Ondo in Ondo state. They insisted that I must return the skull and the noise was too much for me to bear as my head. They told me that the skull we buried in my house was Mama Osun's skull and that the woman was from Ondo in Ondo state. They insisted that I must return the skull and the noise was too much for me to bear as my head was swelling. That was why I ran out from the house and called for help so that the spirits would not kill me inside the house. It was then that the people in my area gathered and they eventually called the police" Clement said.
The police say they will find his accomplice, Wasiu, who is curently at large. Photo- http://www.frabidel.com/2014/10/photo-police-arrest-pastor-with-human.html

1. The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.

2. The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laughter-filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades.

3. The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive, aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students.

4. The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo Oritsejafor). He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him, highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains.

5. The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is students' favourite.

6. The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester(One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture. Continue reading- http://www.frabidel.com/2014/10/funny-10-types-of-lecturers-you-meet-in.html

Meet Azubogu Chukwu Dalu, a brilliant young guy who graduated from Covenant University in Ota with First Class degree.

Before his untimely death, he was posted to Igbinedion University in Edo state for service.

Azubogu was on his way to a function few days ago when he reportedly fell on a speeding Okada.

He sustained serious head injuries that eventually terminated his life.

On Wednesday, his colleagues celebrated him in Okada Edo state by wearing T-shirts with his photo printed on it.

"I have never cried so much in my life,he was a rare gem before his life cut off at such a young age..'' – said a close friend to the deceased.

Seriously this life is something else,ki oluwa ma shanu wa!

May God grant his family the fortitude to bear his untimely loss.
Photo- http://www.frabidel.com/2014/10/photo-covenant-university-1st-class.html

1. The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school as if he/she is packing into a new apartment. They have

everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get another one ASAP.

2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room preaching d gospel. not bad though

3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin....salt,pepper, shoes and even boxers...and dey behave as if their father owns the world.

4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes around wen d food is ready...as if dem plant camera to monitor you.

5. The village man: this one comes to school wit all sort of tinz like Maize, Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who knws?).

6. The problem solver: this one's room is Always full during exam and test as students wants to get solution to deir academic problems from him..na

only God knw whr dem go since.

7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more often than the rats living dere. They cook all day that you

begin to wonder if they were employed to cook.

8. The lover boys: This one dont cook but brings food from different gals everyday...i heard its called

"COOLER MINISTRY"

9. The thieves: these once will be like, "I like this your Shoe o" b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.

10. The gamers: these once plays games...pes, fifa,Nfs, and others all day nd nite.

11.Those that argue: these once are ready to argue frm morning to nite on anytin,eida on tins dat make sense or nt,especially guys mostly on football,politics n odas wealth e.g like ibrahimovic is richer dan dangote.. ... My dear, sch sweet na exam just dey always spoil am.

http://www.frabidel.com/2014/10/very-funny-11-types-of-students-you.html