₦airaland Forum

id4sho:
They should gettat arraherrrr

We are too wicked in this country, a pal in taraba told me how farmers were balling. I know middle men(worse) who have made fortunes on sales of rice, beans and corn. Our beef and chicken is too expensive.

He told you "farmers were balling" but you don't want to go into farming. Don't you want to "ball" too? The rains will soon start, get one hectare and cultivate. Make sure you write every penny you're spending down. Then at the end of harvest, FG should allow massive imports of what you produced, then come back and make this comment. In fact, even if they don't allow import, just farm one year so that you too can ball. Shebi e easy? Or better still, be a middle man yourself. Be on Nigerian roads 24/7 since you think they are "balling".

A friend of mine just told me "he's balling" from Web 3, and I am already learning it online. I intend to travel to his place and be his mentee. Me sef want "ball".

When we talk, they say farmers are greedy.

They claim farmers are cashing out big, but they themselves don't want to go into the farming

It's a very bad policy and farmers are already counting out their loses

fabolouz1:
The current government is acting recklessly because there's no virile opposition.
The Pdp that is supposed to be one is busy with infighting and giving the current ruling party the yardstick to act with impunity.

Did you vote PDP in 2023?
So their work is to act as a "virile opposition" so that when it's time for election, somebody from another party will come out and claim to be Messiah to scuttle their chances huh?

Obi and his people should go and do the opposition work, since according to them, they won the election and were denied, thereby making them the main opposition party.

Thobie85:
Good evening
Please I want to ask a question
I have someone that works with Lagos State government, and she promised to help me get job this march with Lagos state government….
According to her she said there is only going to be space this march…

She told us this since last year October or so, even till last month that my mum still ask her she said we should wait till march…

My question and curiosity is that she only have my cv, she have not even call me to register anything online or so…tho she is a top management staff…just wanna ask if is possible for her to help me get the job despite d fact that she haven’t called me for any registration and she is still insisting on this march.

Lol
Nobody needs to have your CV and you don't need to register for any job before you get it. As long as you have a strong connect.This is Nigeria.

In 2021 February, I was sitting with a friend gisting when a call came in. The person at the other end of the call said xyz said you should call him. This my friend doesn't even have xyz's number at that point. So he asked the person who called him to send him the number.

Long story short, he called xyz and he was asked to come to the office the next day.

He went and came back with an appointment letter

This is his 4th year in Public Complains Commission, Abuja.

Sadly, they don't seem to have a good salary structure cos that guy is always broke.

As long as your connect has you in mind, he just needs your name and your course of study to know where to fix you. When it's your turn to enjoy this flawed system, it will be like magic.

Like one of Tinubu's appointee said recently, instead of saying "may Nigeria not happen to me", say "may Nigeria favour me"

May Nigeria favour us all in whatever name you believe in

Like play like play, this kidnapping industry is growing at an alarming rate.

If the government doesn't cripple down this menace, it will get to a time when people will be scared to live their houses and those bastards will still go house to house looking for victims.

It is that bad.

I will be travelling to Lagos sometime this week and I'm already scared sef

God have mercy on this country

Good news

Samueljohnny449:
Happy new month too.
FRSC will commence anytime soon

Fingers crossed

Happy New month/week guys.

Hopefully, this month presents us with good news and opportunities.

Me na paramilitary job I de find. I love uniform work like mad. Anyone that wants to help, I'll be great full, even if it involves money.


Thanks in anticipation

K

All on paper.

Nothing de happen there last last

And that is supposed to be a problem abi?

Please, can someone tell me the job description of this National Security Adviser?

K

Nothing like that

Na because you no bam

I de see this guy face for Social Media but I no even know wetin e b.

Na now now like this I know him name and him profession

K

Afolabi147:
Go for a uk used iPhone 11 it has all u want, I can waybill to you if interested

With 50% ba3 health abi

Mehn, times have really changed.

I remember buying my Redmi 5 for 45k sometime in 2018. I enjoyed every bit of it until I lost it to some attack one night.

But today, 250k cannot even get me a good Redmi device (@ least going by some of the reviews I see on gsm arena). It is either it is lagging, overheats, blurry camera, poor resolution or something else.

I'm not looking for an iPhone 16 feature in a 250k phone by the way, but one needs to consider those reviews sha

Who do us this thing like this?

FG themselves are yet to pay some people the new minimum wage

AgeKen13:
The water resistant feature is one of the things I love about this phone, how many phones at that price range have water resistant?

Realme is really top notch, amazing lineup of phones

Where did you see the price?

If you were sacked and called back, then yes.

But if you resigned, then hell no!

After four years?

Na shege pro max you go see from your former boss and colleagues because they will see it as your last hope.

I personally can't go back to a job I resigned, especially after such a long period of time

Ok

U

xtianchris:
Ever since I changed from iPhone to my Brand new Android. I have gotten peace of mind. . Africans love statuship and showmanship .. Mostly of them can't even navigate and know the features of what the iPhone can do.. As long as It has Apples logo they keep on flaunting it ..
If you study Cyber security and ethical hacking...All these devices are mere Monitoring gadgets..... They know you. They know your family.. they have your pictures.. Transaction details..
Always note nothing is 🔐 Secured...

All these conspiracy theorists.
What if they do? Even Seun has thousands of people's information at his fingertips. Is that why we should be scared of using nairaland?
Why should it worry you that they are monitoring you if you don't have any thing to hide?

Ogbeni, use your Android if you want to and let people that want to use iOS use their preferred stuff

Enough of this conspiracy bullshit

Lagos is the commercial nerve center of Nigeria, with countless opportunities and possibilities, but there are a lot of careless and needless deaths there

K

noobody:
Come to Whatsapp,we have them available

I will hopefully do that when I read specs and reviews

veladaquez:
Redmi note 13

Thanks

noobody:
Brand new?

Redmi note 11 pro plus 5G 6gb

Redmi note 13 4G 8gb

Cheers.

Yes
Thank you so much boss

Hi guys,

Which Redmi phone do you recommend for a budget of 250-270k?

I'm looking for

6+ gig of Ram
Sleek design

Camera is a plus

Thanks

Gboom:
Just 4 years?
He will come out strong and reinforce again

I'm dead sure you didn't read the whole story.
Dude is to pay a fine of N2 million inplace of his jail term.
So what is 2m that a drug dealer cannot afford? He'll pay the fine, go back to the society and continue from where he stopped.

Nigeria will never work in a billion years time.

Yahoo boys/fraudsters are arrested and prosecuted -- they pay a fine
Drug barons are arrested and prosecuted -- they pay a fine
Politicians are arrested and prosecuted -- the case drags till eternity

Nigeria is a crime scene, whether we agree or not.

sleek214:
Siblings? Na so this family take lose their boys in just a day. Anyways, after like 5 years in Kuje or Kirikiri, dem go come out.....,.. the family never lose dem completely

Mention me when this happens.

Look, fraud/yahoo is here to stay.
Let me tell you what will happen....

They will be charged to Court, sure! In Court, they will be granted bail. They will come back home and continue defrauding people while waiting for their trial and possible conviction. The case will drag for maybe two or three years, after which the judge will finally sentence them to 3 months in prison with an option of fine of 200k


They pay their fines, the case is over, they return to the society and continue from where they stopped. This time, they will be more careful, more strategic, with an entirely different FORMAT .

De play!