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No one loves politicians except their families

Redman44:
Some guava species have trees that grow very tall o. We had one in my father's compound then. Some guava trees can grow very big.

Ok... Never seen anyone sha.

Guava that I know are extremely thin. No one dare climb beyond two branches.

ukaface:
She probably felt it was nothing

But guava tree sweet to climb sha

that shows you've not seen it before. It has the smoothest and thinnest branches plus not always tall. I wonder how she was able to see one tall enough to climb to a height that could kill her.

We generally don't climb guava tree

My signature o. No click link if you no dey alone sha

lexotan:
My Papa name no dey among? The list never complete.😁

na de goat meat wey him dey collect for council meeting go make am rich?

Dogalmighty17:
Nothing wrong with hoping. People have woken up from longer comas. For example Munira Abdulla, a woman from the United Arab Emirates, woke up from a coma after 27 years.
She had a car accident in 1991 and woke up in 2018.

The amazing thing is that they still bath, feed(nutrient rich fluid piped into the abdomen), turn the body from one side to another(to prevent muscular atrophy) and evacuated faeces from someone in coma. As you can see above, the young man is growing older and fatter.

you turn the body from side to side to prevent bed sores also known as pressure sores.

Bed sores occur because lying on the same side for long compresses the capillaries (tiny blood vessels) that supply that area.

Think of it like pressing a straw, it cuts off supply to such areas resulting in necrosis (tissues dying) forming wounds (hence bed sores)

Very common in stroke patients. Can be prevented by using water beds (in nigéria we majorly use pure water for the patient to lie on it)

And as you pointed out by moving patients from side to side. Even more riskier is DVT (deep venous thrombosis)

PresidObi:
The bottom line is that she will still leave if she wants to, irrespective of if I spent too much on her or not. And I dont think its waste, some of us follow Robert Greene in his book where one of the laws says 'Always pay the full price'

Being cheap on a person I like is not my way of enjoying the relationship, I like to spoil my women, and if they leave, I lost nothing, because the happiness I get is when they are with ne, nothing is certain, their leaving is a constant possibility that I shouldn't fret about, because just as she can leave, I can leave too.

wanted to say a lot but realised then it's your money and you can decide to spend it however you want.

Besides, there's no manual for how to live. So, do your things the way that seems right to you.

Personally, nowadays I try to see myself as the price. I try not to think in ways of "winning someone over". Instead, people must do things to win me over.

It's one of the hardest mental shift I've made in a while and so far, it's been a lonely road but I'm becoming good at it and somehow I'm beginning to see some people working hard to be in my life.

Very few people though, one or two girls, but I can tell you, it's way better than me working hard to keep someone.

You are the price.

PresidObi:
Are you saying a girl I didn't use money to woo won't still leave if she sees someone who can spend more than me?

she might.

But then you wasted less.

Even more importantly, you WILL waste lesser.

Trust me bro, it ain't love if it ain't love. Been there, done that and seen enough.

Odogwu love no be love. Know when you're the one they love and know when it's the PROVIDER they love.

PresidObi:
I dey shop dey trade, and along came this drop dead beauty. I dont know her but I know the girl she was walking with. They bought something in a shop next to mine and were passing my shop again, I called the one I knew that lives in our street.

I made them to sit and wait for me, i went to my neighbour who was selling clothes and selected the newest trendy dress and matching shoes i could see there. Very costly ones. I came back, gave it to the girl i knew and told her to give to her friend. She gave it to her and they both thanked me so much and left.

Nothing happened for 3 weeks, and I forgot about the thing, but still thought about the girl

Then i saw the girl I knew in our street one day and asked her of my interest, she said she is fine. I bought a new phone and gave to her to send to the girl. Then I pretended that I dont care. Another 2 weeks passed.

One Sunday morning as we played football after church service, the girl I knew called me out and told me the pretty girl wants to pay me a visit in the afternoon, that they will be coming together. I hurried home to sweep my flat and wait, of course they came, even cooked rice for me and mopped my floor, washed my clothes and stayed till late in the evening, the rest they say, is history

How do you run your own parole?

you get money o

But that's a lot to pay for someone just to hangout with you.

Hope you shall know say girl wey you use money woo go need constant and bigger money to keep?

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when are we going to get better in house messaging system? How about payment system? If business transactions are handled in-house there will be less scam especially with you guys serving as escrow or facilitators.

Village people just use the car roast goat for new yam festival

Lolz.

It's daylight robbery and probably a money laundering scheme.

Anyone that can afford 27m to pay for mentorship probably don't need mentorship.

For instance, you can't be worth 50m and then take over half of it and pay for the mentorship.

In fact, even if you have 100m in your account, you won't take 27m to pay for a class.

As such, people who are are likely to pay such fees are actually people in the mid billion range like 500m or more in their personal account.

How many Nigerians have that around legally? I say legally because na person wey dey do business legally dey look for real business growth.

It makes no sense except it's a money laundering scheme. Besides, why will a person worth 500m+ pay someone who is lesser to connect him to insiders or secret knowledge?

Again, that n!gga is most likely a scammer trying to launder some dirty money.

Of course his course will sell out and then he'll have excuse to have the said money in his bank account legally

Christianity etc?

Why not Christianity, Other religions?

This is insulting

Lolz.

It's daylight robbery and probably a money laundering scheme.

Anyone that can afford 27m to pay for mentorship probably don't need mentorship.

For instance, you can't be worth 50m and then take over half of it and pay for the mentorship.

In fact, even if you have 100m in your account, you won't take 27m to pay for a class.

As such, people who are are likely to pay such fees are actually people in the mid billion range like 500m or more in their personal account.

How many Nigerians have that around legally? I say legally because na person wey dey do business legally dey look for real business growth.

It makes no sense except it's a money laundering scheme. Besides, why will a person worth 500m+ pay someone who is lesser to connect him to insiders or secret knowledge?

Again, that n!gga is most likely a scammer trying to launder some dirty money.

Of course his course will sell out and then he'll have excuse to have the said money in his bank account legally

Lolz.

It's daylight robbery and probably a money laundering scheme.

Anyone that can afford 27m to pay for mentorship probably don't need mentorship.

For instance, you can't be worth 50m and then take over half of it and pay for the mentorship.

In fact, even if you have 100m in your account, you won't take 27m to pay for a class.

As such, people who are are likely to pay such fees are actually people in the mid billion range like 500m or more in their personal account.

How many Nigerians have that around legally? I say legally because na person wey dey do business legally dey look for real business growth.

It makes no sense except it's a money laundering scheme. Besides, why will a person worth 500m+ pay someone who is lesser to connect him to insiders or secret knowledge?

Again, that n!gga is most likely a scammer trying to launder some dirty money.

Of course his course will sell out and then he'll have excuse to have the said money in his bank account legally

ncpat:
Religion

see your website o.
I fit help you fix am though if you dey game

Gboss247:
Funny how we partnered with NLC for a N615k minimum wage but landed on N70k minimum wage forgetting they are generated through taxes

funny how there was no protest

Raypawer:
It's called business, didn't you read the form they gave you to sign?

Huh 😅

it's not called business. It's called corruption and theft.

Simply because you have something in your terms and conditions doesn't make it right.

Because you have a non-refundable policy doesn't mean you won't refund. It's against the law in Nigeria.

These banks are stealing and we need to make government to enact better laws to protect consumers.

This idea of terms and conditions being above everything is wrong.

Funny how you can't keep N1000 in the same bank for one month and expect to see the same amount.

They will reduce it to N800 or N700. Why won't they declare profits upandan?

This nairaland bot just dey ban ban people anyhow.

Small talk you collect ban

helinues:
It's because it's tickling

There are veins around the neck

you meant nerves?

boringdraw:
Two stupid people that deserve each other.

who u epp?

Celestialsword:
They are in MAJORITY.

That's why we are here to correct them on the right track to follow and to also curb their excesses

oshey. Rod of moses coman correct your shildren o