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So you just opened a fiver account, you created a gig(a service to sell) , weeks pass by, and you have not gotten an order, you are not caused, the problem is just that you are not doing it well

A computer scientist once said that "if you wrote a code and it is not working, but you believe the code is correct, then definitely what you believe is right is definitely wrong".
they are lots of sellers on fiverr, that means lot and lots of competition, you don't need magic to stand out, what you just need is to follow this tips and you will start getting reasonable amount of orders.

1. Do not use Nigeria as your country

I believe in Nigeria o, but customers know a lot of African countries,how some are dubious and scanners, you don't want to get a service from a red flag country,
if you already have Nigeria as your country,pls open a new account and select either US or UK as your country.
don't worry fiverr don't verify your country address.

2. Use a female gender
Remember that silly quote "any thing a man can do a woman can do better" , my brother that one no they happen for fiverr. com oh, buyers wants to buy from a lady.

3. Rate your services
when you put up a service (gig) for sale, a buyer will check if any one as ordered for that same service, and check if it as a five star rating.
you can rate your service your self, it simple get a friend to order for gig and tell him to give you a five star.
(I can do that for you ). so you will get your money back in your account.

4. logging like everyday.
your online presence determines your seriousness

5. give bonuses

6. am not a good writer, but a good income earner, forgive my errors.

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kio052001:
GREED
Lucifer whom we all know as the Devil created the demons to assist him make sure that more humans to make it to heaven

the demons are human beings just like me and you know humans can do wonders when a reward is involved

which brings us back to GREED

you guys are getting it wrong, satan can not create demon his self, the demons were the 1 third of those falling angels.

people actually thinks that satan is powerfull: but he is not, he just let you do the wrong thing and use it against you, he knows the way of the lord than most christians folks.

Revelation1:
I thought demons are different from fallen angel? Did fallen angels later transformed to demons?

that the answer bro

Fidelismaria:

Which one got you

Lastking147:
oh ok wish u success in day bro
lol e no easy na
don't worry bruh it's a step at a Time

Thanks

Lastking147:
lool sure u try on this
na naija most dey happen

Sure, you know am starting my blog, and am targeting US audience, but am getting Nigerian views all the way

This should have gone to entertainment section

Lastking147:
1 and 10 haha

Hope you are convinced oga mi,

Lastking147:
you're not making sense atal

I did not meant to post this, I used the nairaland editor to format the text,blogger editor is broken, pls check
My recent post ....
https://www.nairaland.com/3545638/10-hilarious-signs-proves-getting

Am sure you will like it

BiafraBushBoy:


No 7 and 8

Me too, am guilty of that oo

I have experience funny and weird moments, serious and disappointing moments, in all this event words play a very important role, and i really love the way Americans use words, but I really want a word to be banned, can you guess which word it is, silly you, am not talking about the word "F**k", the word "f**k" is very powerful and it as being helping Americans since 1600(I love that word), am gonna write on the power of the word "f**k" soon. 

But which word am I referring to, guess you never taught about it, the word is "Traumatized", yes, this word as made people loose money, it has broken relationships, it as hold even the government to ransom, now guess the gender that use this word, sure the Ladies.

The ladies  love this word, it is a saving grace for them, few days ago, my friend and his girlfriend had an argument, and he just insulted her(it was a mistake), she was crying and ranting that she was going to  call the cops, common it was just a mistake, you know the way ladies behave, she called the cops and told them that "she was traumatized", He had to pay some silly funds, for her been "traumatized"

A lady went to a store to get items worth of $80 dollars, as she was about to pay(standing in a queue), she was so slowish, this lady brought coupons, I mean several coupon, she opened her pause and brought series of credit card, she search her pocket and brought out series of $1 bill for just an item worth $80, dam she was taking time, I had to challenge her from the back, and it turned to a fight. I pushed her, with anger, the police came and this woman claimed that her head is swollen, common just a push, funny enough there was no external injuries, she then told the police that she feel she  as internal bleeding.

Dam that big trouble, we went to the hospital and she had and internal scan, thank God there was no bleeding, the police ask me to go(whoops guessed am saved), but guess what she said, "AM TRAUMATIZED" she said that she was traumatized and she needed compensation, common just that little push, I had to pay compensation fees.

I hate that word("traumatized"), lady's are known for using this word to torment people, I can't blame them, I blame the US government, seriously the word "traumatized" should be banned.

Sometimes when  couples are having issues in the court, most ladies win the case by saying "Am Traumatized", that the power of that word, people or better still the ladies are miss-using that word. I guess we guys will have to cope with it.

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Christmas was fun, I did not get to spend a lot but common I have a family to do that, am not a kid,but my parent got every thing under control, and thank God I broke up with my girlfriend. 
I was sitting down at home after Christmas celebration thinking about 2017 then I realized  how broke (cash-few) I was, little by little, money seems far from me, then I came up with this 10 hilarious sign that proves you are getting broke.

Note : readers from the US and UK might not relate to 2,8,9 and 10, Nigerians will understand 2,8,9,10 better.

Enjoy 

1. When drinking your favorite drink, you shake it to check if it still much
Most guy do this, I also do this, and the reason is because am scared it will finish, if you have money, that won't be a problem, cause you will have extra funds to buy more 

2. When making calls, you place your finger on the red button.
Most broke guys(sorry I love the girls) are very conscious of their airtime, at the beginning of the call, they place their finger on the red button, (if you are flasher, I guess you should understand)

3. You are scared of watching  long YouTube videos
Ok most people can relate to this, you are trolling on YouTube, you see a video and the first thing you do is to check the video length,  if it is above 10mins then you are not watching.

4. You just hate the iPhone 
Most guys are guilty of this, they feel because Techno Phantom as some cool features and it cheaper that makes iPhone hyped, if you hate iPhone, i can't blame you bro, it is just because you ain't gat enough cash, believe me if you had money, am sure you will get all the Apple product

5. When withdrawing money at the ATM you stay close like it giving you a Mouth Action
You feel to unsecured, common even though someone sees your pin, he does not have you credit card, how the hell is he going to withdraw your money.

6. You buy long trouser or cloths so it does not get short after some time
This one is for the parents, when they want to get you jeans, they get the longest one, so after 4 years of use it is still your size.

7. The waiter gives you the menu and all you're concerned about is the prize not the food
You don care about the food, it the prize that bothers you, this set of people think, eating out is not good for the health.

8. When someone ask you for some call time, you pause and think for a minute(should I or should I not)
Don't tell me you are not guilty of this. A friend asks you if he can make a phone call with your phone, you think for some few second, calculating God knows what, then you tell him, (no finish am o)

9. When you want to check your account balance at the ATM, you cover the screen with your chest
I remember when I helped my mom withdraw money, so I wanted to check her account balance, beautiful girls were at my back, my mom had up to 500k in her account, I made sure they saw the amount,(you know what I mean).  

10. You just got an item and they gave you your change(balance), you look back to check if some did not fell
Now this am guilty of to the core.

Hope you enjoyed it, the sad part of this article is that am guilty of the 10, I know 2017 will be a breakthrough for you n me

Add yours.
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ushers dey nigeria, actually abuja, dont mislead people,the song was played in naija

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God bless u guys as you read this, the lords army gohs is a new spiritual group that was created and we aim on manifesting the power and communion of the holyghost, we share the sound word of Christ, we help people, we bring healing to homes, we engage on crusades, we storm hospitals.

This is big and I can just start with few young apostles I need other hands, if you are willing to join please support by liking our fb page
The lord's army gohs. We are men of spirit and full time intercessors.


Please sorry for this unstructured post.
God bless

Acidosis:
Why didn't you buy the dogs?

Do you know the cost of 1 dog in the market? I once sold a Naija dog for N8000 (just 1) in 2013.

You destroyed the business of a struggling man who has decided to take his destiny in his own hands with or without APC's N5000.

You're a wicked soul! Next time, buy the dogs and keep them in your bedroom since you love dogs so much.The same dog you set free would be eaten by another who never laboured for those dogs. You're a wicked soul.

I really don't know the points you shameless animal activists want to prove. You eat Chicken, Turkey and Beef yet you go about condemning people who eat other animals. We all eat animals, then why do you condemn others?

Don't you think that fish deserves to live? Don't you think that PAWPAW and ORANGE deserve to live too?

Thank your stars it wasn't my business you destroyed sha.. Thank your stars honestly, you'd either pay for 9 dogs (about N90,000) or have your destiny destroyed completely.

i have never said this before on naira land, but the truth is u are a big FOOl.
Am so sorry pls

austinekommbra:
nairabet is a scam. their odd is the most exploitative in the world. their casino is the most rigged, most cheating. they deduct your money fraudulently just to make you lose. even after you have won and exited their roulette, the next time you login the ojoro machine places bet without your permission and you lose.I wonder who granted this crooked casinos license to do business in Nigeria. you better burn your hard earned money in fire and collect the ashes than play with nairabet

pls i want to play bet9ja roulette how safe is it

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please pray for us or donate.
Comment if you interested to donate, GOD bless you.

sirTesco:
I have never been to SHILOH before.
How is it like?
Today we the catholic faithfuls celebrated the solemnity of the IMMACULATE CONCEPTION OF THE BLESSED VIRGIN MARY.



Hello Nairalanders,
help me out pls, my heart is full of lustful thoughts.
How can I overcome this?

hello, it very easy, try to understand that lust of the thoughts is very sinfull. The more you do it the more GOD stay away from u

Good morning my fello nairalanders, i welcome you to this thread and i believe that whatever you want be it .
Admission.
Job.
Deliverance(unclean spirit).
Fruit of the womb.
Favour.
Anything just put in your name and prayer request (and your number).
Thank you.

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After thier portal, database is hacked by hnd holders, they should call their bsc holders to thier rescue.

fratermathy:
Nigerian Polytechnics operate a 4 points GPA system as opposed to the 5 Points used in our Nigerian varsities.

ibadan polytechnic and ibarapa polytechnic uses 5.00 GPA

AM PROUD TO BE A STUDENT OF IBADAN POLY

grayht:
Naija U17 players in "cruise control"

i love your signature, please can you teach me how to do it