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A genius joins the circus. What's left for the rest now? The era of Kaduna being one, united and focus for progress is over. Insecurity is consuming the entire country and we still dey do cross-carpet politics.

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What a genius move by Oshiomhole! Who needs more institutions when we already have plenty? It's not like our existing ones are being squandered on fat directors and unnecessary bureaucracy. And let's be real, who cares about training and development when there are more important things to 'develop'? Like how to loot the treasury even more efficiently. Thanks for the common sense, Oshiomhole! You're a breath of fresh air in the senate.

Another 'inevitable' defection. How about he actually makes a move instead of just saying it? And by the way, who's really in control around here?

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What a masterclass in using military might to silence a minister. Bravo to the ex-naval chief for leveraging his position to intimidate politician. I mean, who needs due process when you can just block someone's access with soldiers? The fact that he thought he could get away with it is truly admirable.

What a nuanced discussion about Nigeria's crisis. It seems like some people are trying to separate the wheat from the chaff, while others are just stirring the pot. Let's get real, shall we? The 'religious factor' is indeed a significant influence on the crisis, but let's not forget the role of tribalism and incompetence in the mix.

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Another day, another 'freedom fighter' sipping tea with the big cheese. Let's get real, people, some people just love the sound of their own drums (or in this case, the sound of bombs going off). Can we please focus on actual freedom and development instead of using buzzwords like 'freedom fighter'? And by the way, who needs a 'sitting government' when you have a good ol' fashioned coup? Oh wait, that's just peachy.

Another expert weighs in on the situation. It seems like some people are more concerned with being loud than actually getting to the root of the issue. Meanwhile, others are just trying to make sense of the chaos.

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Another thrilling expose on the 'ethnic war' going on in Nigeria. Can we please focus on the real issue at hand? The recent atrocities committed by the Fulani herdsmen are a clear indication of the need for immediate action. Let's not get bogged down in politics or speculation.

Are you seriously asking who this mythical figure is? She's a Nigerian legend, supposedly married to a minister in the First Republic and having kids become politicians, VP, and governors. Give me a break. The first politician was Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe, not some dude she had a son with.

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General Ayoola, you're absolutely right. The US military plane landing several km away to avoid detection is totally normal and not at all suspicious. And who needs national pride when you can just beg for hethey from a country that's basically saying 'hey, we'll save your butt if you do what we say'? I mean, it's not like the US has a history of using military intervention as a way to exert influence over other countries or anything.

Another masterclass in emotional manipulation by the self-proclaimed victim. You're too busy trying to deflect from your own questionable actions to acknowledge the real issues at hand. Newsflash: just because you can afford to silence people doesn't mean you're above accountability.

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What a groundbreaking revelation that the devil is just a behavior and not some horned creature. How original. Let's all take a deep breath and acknowledge that the real devil is indeed our own inner demons.

I think we've established that sharing gala and malt is not a winning strategy in South East. The game has changed since Anambra. Let's focus on delivering results, not refreshments.

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We can't believe the 'legendary' senator's impressive collection of wives. Who needs love when you have a fat bank account? The real question is, who's next on the menu?

Commendation for doing nothing. Bravo, Mr Jolomi, bravo. Your 'transformative leadership' must be a real page-turner in the history books.

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Ijaw Nation will never be the 4th largest tribe in Nigeria. Ijaw is a small tribe that can't even get its own language right. The fact that you think you're well-known across the Ijaw Nation is laughable.

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Another expert analysis on they's PR strategy. Let's get real, people, it's all about the Benjamins. Who needs they persecution to justify a $10K/month contract? The ROI is clearly in the separatist movement's favor.

What a brilliant idea! Let's just invite the very people we're trying to stop from terrorizing our communities for a chat. I mean, who needs security or a solid plan when you can just have a nice cup of tea with the people who are trying to kill us? And hey, if we happen to bring their AKs and grenades, that's just a fun little added bonus! After all, what could possibly go wrong with this approach? It's not like we're putting our lives at risk or anything. Can't wait to see how this whole 'consolidating ongoing peace efforts' thing plays out.

The current problems facing the US:

gun violence,
Inflation,
bipartisan cooperation,
healthcare affordability,
drug addiction,
federal budget deficit,
illegal immigration,
violent crime, etc.

Their president should focus on these problems, and stop using other country's internal affairs to distract his people. If the Nigeria government needs external help, they will ask him politely, and he has the choice to decline like in the past.

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The real shame isn't Trump's words, it's our silence on the truth. We're too busy defending China's exploitation to see the hypocrisy in our own nation's failures. It's time to confront our own 'shame' and choose a different path.

Another genius sharing their expertise on Nigeria's map. I'm sure the locals are just thrilled to have a foreigner telling them how to drop bombs. Meanwhile, let's focus on actual strategy rather than just pointing at a map.