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We gone miss 'em al

We gonna miss 'em al

We gonna miss 'em al

lautech

Me,i broke her hart

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hey dont dispute any info he gives z authentic,xo watch wat u say wen u talk bout him,cos he s got som lectures nd prof 2 help her n lautech

Inspector General of Police has been Sacked prior to the escape of Boko Haram Kingpin

PDS supplementary result z out

Its going 4 #45,000naira

Who told u its alie,amyways u are on ur own or do u fink its d way u used 2 go 2 d bank nd queue b4 paying,Nah, it aint lyk dat anymore,if u lyk pay i fu like don't pay.D way u lay ur bed so u lie on it

I hate semo with love

Mrs Patience Jonathan went out
for drinks with some of the top
women.
Waiter brings their bill: Mrs
Jonathan N10,400
Ngozi Okonjo N10,250
Dora Akunyili N10,450
Turai Yar'adua N10,200
Total N41,300
She says:I will pay for everyone
else,but Total must pay for herself
because i didnt invite her,afterall
she owns petrol stations all over
Nigeria. .
Lwkm.

100 level reegistration has started;acceptance fee is closing by 13th Jan nd Tuition s closing by 27th of Jan

PDITES are currently n school doing dere registration

If u need any info about Lautech both Post Jamb nd Pre Degree programme,u can contact me on 08024070119 or vct admissions.lautech.edu.ng

If u know u truly want ur result,cal dis numbers b4 i leave 4 school (08024070119 or 08097872277)

Aftermath of subsidy:
Fruits shop price list {in naira}:
Apple- 300 (I no chop again sf)
Orange- 3 for 500 (250 for spoilt
1)
Banana- 350 (babez don gt
substitute
4 dz 1 taytay)
Water Lemon- 800 (robberz go dy
hijack truck load of dz 1 soon)
Transportation:
B.r.t from ketu to c.m.s- 320 (ketu
piple
go resign noni)
Oshodi to mile 2/festac- 600 (cnt
U̶̲̥̅̊ stay
in ur aus?)
Obalende to ajah lekki- 1000 (U̶̲̥̅̊
sef find
babe 4 mainland)
Lagos to ibadan- 4000 (au piple
wey
dy go ui wan take go skul? lata
dm go
saY unilag no b beta skul)
Fast food:
Fried rice & chicken- 900 (gimi
white
rice nd pomo, no stew o! Cnt
afford it)
Meatpie- 550 (if she z nt ur wife
yet, dnt
dare)
Ice cream - 1500 4 medium size
(children go dy gv dia parents
heart
attack wI̲̅† dz 1)
Bar:
Fish peppersoup- 4000 (ehn, 4
piple
go dy share noni)
Odeku- 1800 (na weed nd alomo
sure
pass nw)
Isi-ewu- 3100 (na †Φ dy thief
goats nw
o)
Mart:
Peak milk nigeria- 530 (ladies, run
4 ur
lyfz)
Pringles- 1100 (pako buscuit bck
in
business- pm news)
Five alive- 3000 (make my female
visitorz dy buy cum o! Dm no dy
sel 4
my area)
Chemist:
Panadol- 250 (poor piple no dy
kuku gt
headache b4)
Benellin wit codin- 2300 (ehen?
Abeg
gimi 3)
Alomo- 650 (osheey! Na d way
forward
abeg)
(Nigeria don dey make sense gan
o

fairly used neat N97 (32 gygabyte) 4 sale,pls cal 08180516100 or 07037476086

What s dis #lautech.edu.ng

Davido feat naeto c- back when

Lautech Pre Degree form now fixed for 17th december,if deres need for u to purchase d form @ a lesser,pls cal me on 08024070119

Lautech Pre Degree Exam date now fixed for,

Lautech Supplementary Pre Degree Exam s bin fixed 4 17th of december 2011,if s nid 4 u 2 purchase d form @ a cheaper,pls do cal, 08175122007 or 08024070119

Lautech Pre degree form s still out nd d exam as bin fixed for 17th of Dec 2011,i've one 2 sell @ a cheaper price,pls cal 08097872277

Americans aren't superior to us after all because:
They get Obama, we get Goodluck
They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash alli
They get Mr. Bin, we get Mr. Ibu
They get Al-Paccino, we get Pete Edochie
They get Tpain, we get T-maya
They get silicon valley, we get Computer village
They get Mcdonald, we get Mr Biggs
They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu
They get Lasvegas, we get Lasgidi
They get Miami Beach, we get Oniru beach
They fear Alqaeda, we fear Boko Haram
They get New York, we get New Haven
Even sef, they invented aircraft, we invented witchcraft, both of
them are "crafts"
What else they get pass us?

Or perharps,if u want to purchase d 2012/2013 new Pre Degree form @ a cheap price u can also cal me on dos nu ber above

U can go to Lautech I.C.t or cal mai number so i can go dere 4 u 0817512007

i ad love to say @ 17 4eva

Sure tin as long as ur G.P s very high then u qualified 2 cross n 200 Level

Lautech Admission list s out 4 more info call 08024070119