₦airaland Forum

loomer:
Una no dey tire to dey post same photos every now and then? Even the mods wey dey carry such topics go front page self be like say dem lack assignment

your d.p tho....

1. . Can you cry under water?


2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?


3. Why don’t birds fall of trees
when they sleep?


4. Why is it called building when it is already built?

5. When they say dogs food is
new and improved, who tastes
it?



6. “I Love You” is not a question
then why does it need an answer?



7. Why does round pizza come in a square box?



8. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?




9. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do
banks have branches?
Are you also confused?
Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers don't drink their own water. Trees don't eat their
own fruit.
The Sun doesn't produce heat for itself and the
moon never goes on a honeymoon.
Living for others is the Rule of Nature.
Live to make an impact in a life each day. That is the essence of our existence.

slimmy05:
sure, will do that and post the link here for you. You want new or used?

hi

ichommy:
Boss Mi, No vex for your Boy Sir. How you dey?
Kukumon 1 of Abu Dhabi

naso guy...


Nor dey whine me joor


i know say u go don waka go d@ syd na!

Oyind17:
Tallest you no follow na

kiss me!

Johnnoah1st:
not a matter of moving on, practically all wat u are insunating is compeletly senseless, seun didnt ask 4 ur contact talkless of dat of ur familly contact when registering on nairaland, so how would d hackers get it? i wnt u to enligthen me

choi..

Johnnoah1st:
hahahahahahaha, oyin want to bust my stomach with laughter ooo, so u mean dey hack ur nairaland account to get ur family contact? pls explain to me i dont understand.

hahahhahah cnt stop laffn


..

Jolllyjoy:
ok.

SMH..

Oyind17:
Have u heard of the word hacking before?

report to the nearest police station

try it & thank me later




I laffd sotey...dem tink say somtn dey do me ...jst try nd take tins easy okkkk

wa gwaan

ssoftappless:
jolllyjoy abeg go finger her, she needs healing.

Guy...u phoruz oh

ssoftappless:
what? nor be ur work b dat.

Guy...u Phoruz oo

Oyind17:
its a Nairalander

hmmmm

hw is dis possible

JeffreyJamez:
oyin if NL is bringing you pain..deactivate your account.

1000 Likes!

20bc:
[color=teal]General symptom of madness.... Wtf happened... [/color]

This is serious!


SMDH...

Maxi112:
them rape u?


tell those people way dey follow u na.... Abi rule no 9 dey affect u, r u a biafran?

hehehehehe

u be wereypey oh

Decker:
I don't care what was done to you and I don't want to know. But my question is this; how does the followers you have on Nairaland become a factor in this whole problematic equation?

Let me suggest a scenerio. Let's say someone told someone close that you engaged in something odd or bad here on Nairaland and this somehow had something to do with the people that were following you. This kind of accusation or whatever doesn't hold any ground because you are the only person who has the list of people following you, which can only be accessed through your profile, or if someone starts checking every Nairalanders profile to know who is following you, which in my opinion is crazy and time exhausting.

The list that is available for everyone to see is the list of people that you are following, which you could make empty by unfollowing every single person you were previously following.

Okay let's say you think someone following you is the cause of your problem. Even if the person unfollows you, it won't solve anything. Cause, if someone wants to trail or stalk you on Nairaland, it's as easy as typing your moniker on the search box on the home page.

So I am still trying to understand how the people following you is a problem.

10000 Likes...

minasota:
all Biafrans hates Seun .......

i'm nt one

ichommy:
Damn

ichommy
hw far bro...longest time ,una jst forget me ba?

Who is your worst Nairalander, as in the one
you really dislike the most?


Who is your best Nairalander, as in the one you love the most!



Meanwhile: If you see your username here as someone's
worst user, don't go depositing a billion dollars
into Seun's account so he's going to delete the
person's account.

I'm waiting for you guys.

femzysticks:
Hehe lala no wan lose him job.
I just de imagin say seun come sack lala

Oga lala go start submit CV for places like lindaIKeji blog, VivianGist, BellaNiaja

In the CV will be written under working experiance

Chief moderator in Nairaland forum since 2006
Expert in moving. To frontpage

Refrees:
Seun
Airforce1
Classcaptain


*coughs*
I know say after this comment una go ban me
So before una ban me I do ban myself

Guy...u Phoruz ooo

1..Your data bundle expires tomorrow. (MTN)


2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am getn married(Jane)



3..Don't u dare call me again, cheat(Patricia)


4..Am warning u 4 e last tym oo (Landlord)



5..Brother am still expecting e money for the admission form (young bro)



6..My son, how r you? Please send us some money (Mama)



7..I av nt seen my period for 2 months (Neighbour's daughter).

1..I luv u dear (Kingsley )

2..Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew)

3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Fred)


4.. Sweetie don't forget de trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)

6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans)


7..Consider it done (Senator)


8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)

LEOSIRSIR:
Welcome the Land is green for you..

thanks

hw ur syd ?

slimmy05:
sure, will do that and post the link here for you. You want new or used?

all New!

adisa204:
What happened to Tessanne chin.

bro, we are talkn abt old legends





tessanne chin is a young legend!

Explorers:
http://www.dailytenminutes.com/2012/07/interesting-facts-about-airports.html



1. All International Airline Pilots speak English.

nice one bro


Jah bless!

slimmy05:
Try 6pm.com, click on brands and select the ones you want. Yeah, how have you been?

hi bro.


I wanna get a Nokia XL(new)+ 16gig original memory card...i've cheked real amazon & ebay..m nt seeing the price there...pls can u help me with the exact price of the fone & the memory card & the total price for all & for shipping it into lagos...tnx