₦airaland Forum

sexymoma:
Op you don miss am.. Let me give you some.

It's been awhile i had sex and it's really affecting me : Most of them cling to that say "stomach pain"

This won't make me love you less: like you went to his house three weeks after you've met him, nd he wan shine congo.

I don't have multiple s3x partner, I stick to jos one person: buh when you check his fone you go see another babe wey send am picture.

That obasanjo is my uncle wey you dey write so, na only mumu, omo mummy, dodoyo fit bliv dat one oo
even small pikin go tell you say na fabu...

be like say this op na learner sha.

the op is basically a LEARNER, that's for sure!
And you(a lady) is an EXPERT, that's also for sure!

Blackhawk03:
Ikr?


Yeskeh

oyaaaaa leggoooo....black beauty omo tooo shuuun

see your jugs, oh la la...fvcking massive....coming to ib nxt month sef, how many packets of straw shoulda bring

Blackhawk03:
Lol. It's a done deal already, just believe.

Hahahaha ... Showed my sister the beach party pictures yesterday and she said "na all these big men you dey insult? Thank God you didn't go oooo, na on top water you go dey float when they finish with you.

hahahaha, she has a point you know? i saw different muscles , fear hold me sef....

is dat you in ur dp?

Blackhawk03:
Awwwwwwwnnnn... Bless God swtz. Don't worry, 2018 is our year of glorious glories!

Me? Looking for trouble as usual na.

ameeeeen ooooo, as in ehn, i embrace am like kilode...

keep at it, them go beat u last last na new year we day ooo....take time

Blackhawk03:
Lol. Apology accepted. Sure, you can.

How have you been? Happy new yearrrrrrrrrr!

have been here and there, not been too easy though, but we thank God

what about you dear?

Blackhawk03:
Don't dear me!

Shut it! Right there! Why do you disappear for no reason? I gave you several mentions last year and you ignored them, what for?

seriously i saw just one, bt i remember being too down to reply, and i later forgot, well this aint any justification, am very sorry

can i call you dear now, good morning,

Blackhawk03:
Teehamzat!


Where have you been?

see your eagle eyes, no other name asides blackhawk03 is worthy of such trait.

Have been around dear, reading more than commenting...happy new year dear, how hv you been and hws ib.

makydebbie:
Yes jare, alot happened. What's up?

Oh, did you triump?

Yea am cool, asked a friend it has been a while i saw you around, and he confirmed you're back

Good to have you back dear, don't do that ever again

Blackhawk01:
Amin Jesu! Michaeli Mimo!

Have been good ooo, really good.

Hahahaha ... Lailai! You're looking for whom to beat up abi? I dodge am biko

Really Good? Hmmm attagirl

Do not worry, i would never bite, just need you to show me some nice places around is all

makydebbie:
Come again I didn't get you.

Thought you had improved amazingly in yoruba!

You went awol?

Blackhawk01:
Yipeeeeeee!!! Issa new month.

Happy new month, sugars

Pnykylyps
Makydebbie
Emperorlee
Dashers
Tahrah
Lalas247
Queensekxy
Aniker
Thepussyhunter
Horlohlah
Comradespade
Nofavors
Oyindidi
Teehamzat, where you dey hide biko?

Makydebbie and Horlohlah, Olowogbogboro2 kicked off today. Couldn't join today tho, slept off. We wee join tonight shey?

Happy new month friends....may God see us through till the very end and beyond

Blackhawk, have been around, sometimes as a guest jawe, how have you been? Coming down to your town hopefully by december, i must meet the lady behind the hawk..lol

Makky, u enter ghostmode, u come back, u no even fit mention ehn, oga fun e ooo

last month

positive

NoFavors:
I think the Ajoke girl is prettier than this folakemi. She's as natural as water, no make up, no filter, poor camera quality and her beauty still very obvious. Can't say same for folakemi. 100% make up, 100% filtered; enhanced beauty, broadface etc etc

She's fine anyways but not as hyped

another dude who knows what true beauty is....we refuse to be deceived anymore..lol

Slayer2:
Aunty. She is not fine.

lol..weird one...they are both fine now, but the ajoke.belle looks more beautiful, just so natural with an uncaked face!...sure you already know who i would pick..lol

Juliearth:
The problem is not the question itself. It is the way and manner it is been asked. You dont expect a lady you just met to divulge an autobiography without at least getting to know a few things about you. My advise is this: instead of asking a lady about herself,establish a conversation and gain her trust. QED!

Trust kor trust nii

Safiaa:
Yes. Not only is it too broad, its vague and boring. A true conversanist understands the importance of interest and detail in a convo. By asking that question, you're putting the conversation at risk, because there's too many directions that it can go from there. Just my opinion, so i definitely do not need to question my sanity. Smh.

What foolish risk is that? Any reasonable conversationalist would ignite and introduce sparks when he/she notices a boring line..you are no conversationalist, you fail at it, by the way how often do you converse reasonably on this forum!

You for one can only tend to ignore such questions on social networks and that is nothing but pride!, i bet if you could ignore in reality, stop claiming what you are not...if you hate the question fine! But saying it puts a convo at risk is nothing but a rant from a weakling!

I say it a lot, but most of them reply with, how bou u push questions instead, it is no biggie....i wonder why such question would seem like an interview! Na pride dey worry una...

sekxy:
ahh what I do naa

Wha didyu nor du? U wee be porin petro on faya evrrytym eyerytym...

sekxy:
that was why I used a a nobody

kimbraa:
What amazes me the most is when he talks about school. I mean, someone that never had the opportunity to finish secondary school. Going into petty squabble with him is tantamount to exchanging words with yourself when you were in basic one. That's how low I place him.

makydebbie:
Teehamzat I swear I've been a good girl.

*flies out of thread on my broomstick*

Lol..good morning

Had to kick-start from the first page, well dude has a point, it goes both ways, don't ask me why?

And yes! You are a good girl, i like that, the changing of uniform was also to die for!

makydebbie:
Yea, next year I'll.

God keep us till then, so you know, i enjoyed every bit of your response, but my eyes ache, so daddy's got to hit the sheets, am leading the service tomorrow, yea right, i don't miss church

Enjoy your night dear and rest well

makydebbie:
Yea.

But you will come back, that is for sure yes?

makydebbie:
Awwn
I left lag last week Saturday.

You are back in Ghana?

makydebbie:
You want to underrate my Yoruba? I speak Yoruba quite well.
You tryna say my mum is God or God used my mum? Or God is a mother?

Me too lol, I love violence in movies. I'm weird.

Roman won after surviving four AAs. I was happy lol John Cena had no choice than to shake him after the match even Roman was amazed. I love Charlotte jare her ring skills are good, she's very athletic.


Me keh? Lol I try. I just don't take nonsense and could be dangerous when I'm very angry. I'm still working on my temperament.

Didn't I try? I compressed mine too.

You tried but you got it wrong! "Oloorun" also means someone who sleeps to much, the "iya" was never mother, it meant bad, and "ni e" meant you, so in short i called you a sleeping beauty, one who sleeps too much..lol

You are still in lag yes?

makydebbie:
Wow! see who's saying I can talk.
I'm just waking up jare, actually mum woke me up.

I share the same views with you on romantic movies. And it's so predictable! And I love it when it's hard for me to say what'll happen next. I mean, it keeps me glued. Just like watching one stupid Telemundo that Paloma loves Diego and there's the rival that loves Diego and there's this guy that'll stop at nothing to get Paloma, the world is against Paloma and Diego's union and something happens and the antagonists dies then everyone loves their union and they live happily ever after. Scam!!


I'm also an Harry Potter fan, I love movies about werewolves and all I even believe vampires and alphas are real.

Yay! I watched smackdown yesterday. Me I think I love both sha I'm just missing my baby Chris Jericho.
Who is your favorite wwe diva? Mine is sasha banks. I miss those moments when she carried the title. I love Charlotte too in SD.


Me I will gree oo, I had two brothers, (one of blessed memory), so it's just one brother and three sisters. And they all bullied me. Well, except the second to the last born who was also bullied so we fought our way together. And lastly, growing up in a foreign land also thickened our bones. Because we were all bullied in school, including the bullies at home.

Apologies accepted, and she's sorry too.

I said I won't type plenty oo, but see me here again. I cant help it. but you can talk as much as me.

So if mum had not interrupted, you would still be deep in it...oloruuun iya ni e...(Google will not help so don't bother)

A big scam dear, This part actually got me laughing hard, you really can make things look badder than it already is, you have mastered their act!

Our likes are aligned, i love everything that involves action,yea right, blood bath puts a smile on my face

My best performer has always been the undertaker,(nigga got swag) but another bully is roman reigns, then randy,his SD is deadly, hmmm best diva? No one jawe, but charlotte is an old timer, tho still holds so many titles, i respect her! So who won? Roman vs cena

This part got me stiff, forgive me, i did not know., am sorry to hear that sis!

Lol! Maky you'd be very tough oo, all those chics that would wear shorts underneath skirts just in case action happens..hmm it is well..

Lol, i compressed it enough this time

makydebbie:
Oh thank God I didn't.

I hate romantic movies, they make life look easy. It's like they're bent on deceiving me on purpose, deception is the word. There's nothing like happy ending or Cinderella story. I hate Disney and Telemundo too. I swear to God my children will be banned from watching such, can't twist their mentality at such an early age.

Let's say the slap came from wwe, I'm a die hard wwe fan. I've told my mum when I eventually make it in life, we'll go watch a pay per view match live even if it's just once. Because we're the only die hard fans in the house.
Let's also say I challenge them because I hate any form of bullying, either cyber or reality. Because I am the last born and I was really bullied by my elder ones but they taught me life lessons, so I stand up to bullies. And yea action movies also played a big role.


See epistle I don type for you. Chai I agree today that I can talk for Africa and beyond.

We are hardly appreciating romantic movies in this recent era, because there’s nothing new in them. Plus, we succumb ourselves to the "happy ending" in such movies( true talk),which is entirely different from what true love/relationship entails,it is just not reality, what we see in such movies and what happens in the real world are two differerent things.

They sell to us an unrealistic version of what a partner should be like, and if the other doesn't match up to it, so many things set in, expectations becomes the highest priority...well we can't blame them, afterall it is just for the sales

But do not get me wrong, i do not hate it, but it should be at the tiniest minimum in any movie that interests me, for example , jason statham kills all the bad guys , gets injured in the process admist that, he still finds time to play an uncensored romance with lopez, now that is my kind of movie...top notch!

I love WWE a lot, especially SMACKDOWN, i have a few selected wrestlers i love to see them "SD" in play...lol, yea i know you love it, i see your comments in the wwe section...a rare person you are!

Now this is the part i won't gree oooo, ahan , so because you are the last born, you wantu chase us comot patapata, last born-s are meant to be pampered , spoilt and weak, your own just different...hmmmm...but i like the fact that you were well bullied

And i promised i was not gonna type long, the last time i typed this long, i was having an e-fight with a Ghanaian...you see her? Tell her am sorry

And lastly you can talk for africa

makydebbie:
Why do I have the feeling I'm about to bore you?

Anything but romantic movies and I'm game.
My favorite are action and horror.

Well well well! You did not!

I was expecting you to pick romance over action/horror, but you have chosen well...was that where the thought of slapping me emanated from?

Now i know why you challenge the male folks a lot, standing head to head, no holds barred...hmmm..you are a wild cat, just like rola

makydebbie:
I just love reading. I could spend the whole day reading and doing nothing else. And I'm selective about movies.

Okaaaay....that being said!

So what genre of movies catches your interest?, please do not bore me

makydebbie:
Be like say you wan chop slap.
There's this book I'm reading that made me sleep late jare and I've not finished reading sef. And I love sleeping no be my fault sef, boring house.

Lol, I'm not interested jare.

I have less penchant towards books....i would rather watch, if i pick up a book, it is to fasten my journey to dreamland, won't you rather be like me and watch movies/documentaries instead....nothing exists in books that can't be set into motion/play

makydebbie:
Honestly, if they're gonna to do FBI with someone's moniker it's shouldn't be me.

I'm good jare, still feeling sleepy. Nl is dry these days me that was looking forward to miss nl and it looks like they're not doing it again. I dig.

Sleepy? Around this time? Wow! Was it that pleasurable that you had to take it all through the night?, now exhaustion sets in...pele...

Yea! miss nl hit the rocks already.....i can't anticipate, since ya'll ladies did not represent...lol esp you