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Lying here and there. Most guys change it mostly once in two days. Imagine guys playing games on PC at home bothering to go change boxer. D truth is most often its once in a day, but atimes it could be once in two days.

Nigerians! Crazy people! Before buhari came, we wia complaining about excess corruption and d way government was not doing anything about it. But now a government after just two month is atleast saying something ( compared to so many years under PDP wen no single corrupt mosquito was questioned), yet wailing sentiment is saying its too slow or abusing. But u wia in this country for six years wen no single one was probed. Shame on all of u haters!

This have consciously or sub consciously been a crazy matter among guys for a while now. The question is what kind of movies do u entertain ur girl with when she visits and as for girls what kind of movie does ur boo entertain u with?
Some go with the phonographic movie to put them in the mood for further action,others enjoy romantic movie to create that Hollywood feelings among so many others.
Funny enough a guy once complained that anytime his girl visits and their watching some highschool classic movie, the girl kept saying how hot and cute the major actor looks in d movie which gat d guy pissed off. So this time the girl just called that she is in a taxi to come and visit and behold d guy come running asking if av gat a HORROR or VAMPIRE movie on my PC (Although vampires are the cutest guys around this days)
So share ur experience buddies!

when I began reading this news I had suspected the type of comment I will see. I knew peoples comment will be based entirely on their sentimental attachment to either GMB or GEJ instead of their country. I Dont know when Nigeria citizens begin to find excuse for an accused politician just cos of an attachment to a party. Sincerely speaking, if some of us are given a chance to choose...some will prefare Buhari administration fails than to see him succeed in office. I hear comments like slow buhari slow buhari. How long does it take u to settle dispute in ur own family, ur relationship, for a vc to implement a rule in a university, or even a principal to sack a teacher. we are educated pls and we are talking about a country of millions. Even bloody you can't do it in two months. Trow ur hatred away and stand by ur country!

Yungwizzzy:
Abeg come investigate why my shit dey black this morning

That is a symptom of STD....Just hope its not one that kills fast

if u say its hereditary, why is it dominant in females?

Yungwizzzy:
You mean you actually spent your precious time researching on ladies legs

Are you sure you well?

Since Africans av been using they precious time well,what av dia come up with? Topics like this spur imagination and creativity if u really did GST u will know bera

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]The shape of a girls leg is genetically related than it is to factors after birth.

In fact, sex doesn't have anything to do with the shape of a girls legs.

By the way, the basis for your assumption is a bit flawed and myopic because you and the other guys championing sex as the main cause are only looking at it from the stand point of a particular sex style/ position. [/color]

Go true d post again. "Some friends say its natural,others say artificial" no place I say it must be artificial. I will take it that u are saying d cause is natural

GeneralQuamdeen:
It is because 99% of girls' leg are alright... The remeining 1% attend your school.

Sentimental answer obviously. Sorry if someone close to u is involved, din really mean to hurt ur feelings

XavierBlue:
Op is your sisters legs bent?

XavierBlue

Nope

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Are you implying that it is too much sex that's has led to the legs of most girls in your school to not be straight?

If thats your presumption then you are in error. [/color]

Nat implying anything. Its jex peoples view. So what do u think its d cox? Since u obviously think dah znt d cause

I Dont know if its only me,or only ma friends or only in this part of Nigeria. Definitely its not. I began observing or taken note towards d tail end of last year that most girls leg are no longer straight. U might find it amusing right now, but its the truth. your subconscious may have noticed it without you realising till now. When I first noticed this, I decided to inform some friends, so we carried out a research. Rule: Record d nature of the legs of all d girls u see on campus for a week and the result was as follows. 70% of girls Dont have straight legs. 10% among this girls have bow leg ( repelling knees), 15% have K leg (Attracting knees), while d rest av one or two anomaly either spiral bending or axial bending. Now begs the question, What is the cause of this new trend?... Some friends say its natural, others say its artificial ( seriously? please Dont tell me you Dont know what I mean). So share your view. Is this true or is my brain playing tricks on me?And what do u think its the cause. If true I will publish this in a dailies titled: BRING BACK OUR GIRLS LEG!

just passing by

Even at 21 u should be mature enough to act on ur own.

No wonder people are complaining u are too young for sex

Get ur ass up,and go to any nearest hospital to complain. that is Why we av doctors and doctor will be lenient to u than NL users.

Thank me later

Have been trying to open a topic but kept on seeing... "Wait a few minutes before submitting your post,our server is overwhelmed ".
What z wrong?

z any of that a TABOO?..

Please who have seen my dictionary... #Searching

valmunich: You were told, who told you and have u tried confirming from your girl?

Confirm from the girl?

that isn't confirming, Cos she obviously wunt be sincere with u.

Still awaiting breakfast anyway

You’re on a dinner date with a woman. The
check arrives. Who pays?
Do you (the man) always pay? Do you split it?
Does the person who initiated the date pay?
Does it depend on how long you've been
dating? Does it depend on how well the date
has gone? Does it depend on other factors?
Does it really matter?
As you can probably guess, the responses I
received were all over the place. Some readers
insisting that the man should always pay (on
the first date anyhow). Others believing it
better to split the check. Some saying that the
person who initiated the date should pay. And
some with much more complicated and
detailed answers.
Probably the most common response was: the
man should offer to pay, but if the woman
wants to pay her half, that should be okay.
And the man should not make an idiot out of
himself by insisting on paying the whole thing.
If you’re looking for one simple-to-remember
rule then this would be the one to go with in
my humble opinion.
Of course, life is rarely simple. And dating...
never.
Let’s explore this particular situation in a
little more detail.
The most important thing to remember is what
the PURPOSE of the date is. Quite simply, you
want to have a good time; you want her to
have a good time; and you want to get to
know one another better. Who actually pays
for the meal is somewhat irrelevant.
Your paying for the meal is not your goal for
the evening. Her paying for her half or getting
a free meal is not her goal either. The goal is
to have an enjoyable evening together and to
find out how compatible the two of you are.
Adopting this simple attitude, when the check
arrives you’ll consider it fairly unimportant
who actually does the paying. It won’t really
matter to you if you pay for the whole thing or
she pays half or whatever. Heck, let her pay
for everything if she wants. It really doesn’t
matter. Remember the goal.
[One reason it's not a big deal is because you
haven't made the amateurish and sometimes
fatal mistake of trying to "buy" her... by taking
her to the most expensive restaurant in town.
The more expensive the restaurant or date, the
more stress and tension you induce into the
situation. Nice and inexpensive is the rule
(especially for the first few dates). If the
check's more than $30 or $40 total, you
screwed up. And ALWAYS have enough cash
with you to cover everything.]
On the other hand, just because you feel that
the check is no big deal doesn’t necessarily
mean that she will feel the same.
Maybe she wants you to pay for everything.
Maybe she wants to pay her half. Who pays
may be important to her, or it may not be
important to her. You don’t know. That’s why
you’re going to pay attention to certain clues
throughout the evening in order to "read" the
situation correctly.
Basically, there are two types of women that
you can be dining with.
On the one hand, there’s the lady who wants
the evening to be orchestrated for her. She
wants YOU to be in total control. She wants
YOU to plan everything and take care of all the
details. And she wants YOU to do your best to
impress her.
She doesn’t want to take part in planning the
date because she feels that how the date goes
will give her an indication of the type of
person you really are. She’s judging you
somewhat for how well you pull the date off.
She’s giving you the POWER, this particular
night, and she wants to see how well you
handle it. This is called a traditional dating
schema. (It's probably how your parents
dated.)
On the other hand, you could find yourself with
a lady who sees your dinner together as more
of a mutual evening out. As more of a simple
getting to know one another event. She wants
to be an active part of the date, helping to
decide what to do and where to go. She does
not want or expect the evening to be
"orchestrated" for her and she is not really
judging you by how "in control" you are. This
is called a modern dating schema. (Your
parents would be appalled.)
Now neither type is "better than" the other.
There are women who belong to each of the
two categories who are beautiful, charming,
intelligent, and who could make you quite the
euphorically happy chap.
And keep in mind that just because a girl has
a traditional dating schema does not
necessarily mean that she’s a "traditional"
girl. She may have tattoos and a ring through
her nose, but still prefer the evening be
planned and orchestrated for her. And just
because she has a modern dating schema
doesn’t mean she’s necessarily more of a
modern thinking lady. She may, in fact, have
very traditional values.
And neither dating schema is completely fixed.
That is, what happens on dates 2 - 10 may be
completely different than what happens on the
first date. You need to "read" each date
separately.
You can probably guess that if a woman has a
traditional dating schema she’s most likely
going to expect or prefer you to pay. That’s
fairly certain, especially on the first date.
The lady with the modern dating schema is
trickier to predict. She may prefer you to pay
for everything or she may prefer to split the
check. Or if she asked you out, she may even
want to pay for everything herself. (Remember
your goal. It doesn’t really matter to YOU,
does it?)
Now let’s think for a second about why she
may not want you to pay (and why you should
NEVER insist upon paying). Whenever we do a
favor for someone, any kind of favor, it creates
an imbalance in the relationship. Suddenly
one person "owes" the other person
something.
If the other person is a friend of ours we
usually don’t think too much about it. We
figure that eventually things will even out and
we’ll be paid back or pay back the other as
the case may be.
Well this woman you’re dining with may have
just met you, doesn’t know that much about
you, and doesn’t really even know if she likes
you or not. She does not want to be put into
the position of "owing" you anything. Thus,
she may want to pay herself in order to keep
the relationship (and power) in balance.
Now if you dismiss her offer to pay and insist
on paying for everything yourself, she’s going
to conclude, regardless of your intentions, that
you’re deliberately trying to create an
imbalance in the relationship. Deliberately
trying to make her feel obligated to you.
Deliberately trying to display power over her.
Or that in some perverse way you’re trying to
"buy" her. In any event, she’s going to react
NEGATIVELY and you will be killing any
chance you might have had.
None of us like others trying to control us.
Now some guys are so pathetic and have so
little self-confidence that they deliberately try
to use "paying the check" to create this
imbalance and sense of owing on the part of
the woman. These guys figure that if they pay
for the meal, then the woman’s going to be
indebted to them, and they might actually get
laid, or at least get another date.
Don’t be that stupid! Have a little confidence
in your ability to charm this lady with your
personality.
So the check arrives. You let it sit there on
the table for a minute or two to see what she
wants. If she says nothing, you pick it up and
pay. If she wants to pay for her half, gladly
accept.
You won’t have to ask her. She knows the
routine. She’s been on dates before. She
knows that if she wants to pay she needs to
say something. And if she doesn’t say
anything she’s expecting you to take care of
it.
You, of course, really don’t care.
Hmmmm. Maybe dating is simple.

When you first start dating a girl or getting to
know her, don’t hang on the phone talking
with her for hours at a time. If you do, you’ll
be indirectly communicating to her that you
have nothing else better to do. That you’re
boring, sedentary, and don’t have much of a
life.
Yes, you may enjoy the conversations with her
and getting to know her better. And she may
seem to enjoy them as well. But you’ll be
doing much more damage to your budding
relationship than good. Subconsciously, she’ll
be classifying you as a NO-LIFER.
Remember, this girl is looking for someone
who will make her life more interesting. It’s
better to be perceived as someone who is
busy, who does things, who has an interesting
and exciting life. Ten minutes on the phone
may be okay. Twenty is really pushing it.
And remember, when she calls and asks you
what you’re doing... never say "nothing".
Always be doing something interesting, or just
getting back from doing something interesting,
or getting ready to go do something
interesting "in a few minutes".
Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to talk
with her later on, about anything you want, for
as long as you want... if you play your cards
right early on.
So remember: peak her curiosity about you,
make a date to see her, then hang up the
phone.

kilokeys: in nigeria or new york?

when u copy and paste.. make sure u tropicalize ur posts to suit we, naija pple..

Have u tried it?
Our girls arnt as local as think

PRINCEHPXP: so if person no cram all dis stuffs for head waka dat person no get guy code ni? @ Op

Abi o

Have you been embarrassed by lecturers awkward action before or witnessed any?
Below are awkward lecturers student scenarios...
1. A lecturer ask a student to come and kneel down in front of the class
2. A lecturer slaps a student
3.A lecturer ask a late student to sit on the floor and write exam
4. A young female lecturer in her 20s send a male student in his 20s to go buy her food from a restaurant without TP
5.A lecturer ask a male student to barb off his afro - hairstyle before entering his lecture hall
This are the much I have experienced. Can u take such treatment? or have u seen worse?

As a single guy, you’re probably used to
putting pressure on yourself to get out there
and meet women. I mean how else are you
gonna get yourself a new girlfriend or casual
sex partner, right?
Problem is, if you’re like most guys, then the
idea of walking up to a beautiful stranger and
trying to kick some game is downright SCARY!
Wouldn’t it be awesome if you could skip all
that and get attractive women to approach
YOU on a regular basis?
Well, the fact is, if you know what you’re doing
you can get tons of girls to approach you: out
at bars, at the grocery store, in line a
Starbucks, ANYWHERE. And, you don’t need to
look like Brad Pitt either...
Here’s the formula in 5 easy steps:
1) Look the Part
Like I said, you don’t need to be "good-
looking" for this to work... but you do need to
get your style on point.
Women approach men that they want to get
with, and because they haven’t talked to you
yet this is based on what they observe about
you, mostly through their eyes.
So get a cool haircut, stylish clothes that fit,
and groom properly.
2) Master Your Body Language
Not to brag, but I have women approaching
me all the time. And I credit this mainly to the
body language I display.
If a woman spots you out of the corner of her
eye, she’s not going to see that big zit on
your nose or your cool shoes, she’s going to
notice the way you move.
While there are a lot of things you can do to
improve your body language always remember
the following:
let your body relax
keep your head up
bring your shoulders back (but not too far
and roll your shoulders a little when you walk
(It’s call swagger -- chicks dig it)
3) Make Eye Contact
As a guy, you already know it’s far more
intimidating to approach a woman if you
haven’t established eye contact with her
beforehand. However, if she’s giving you a
come hither look, you’ll feel like a jerk not
approaching her.
It’s the same for women. If you make eye
contact with them and give them a smile,
they’ll feel more comfortable about
approaching you.
Never be afraid to look girls in the eye. The
more you practice it, the better you’ll get at it.
Girls approach me all the time because my
eye contact whipped them into a frenzy.
4) Have Fun When You Go Out
Women want to be with fun guys who have
positive masculine attitudes. So, when you’re
out and about, try to enjoy yourself.
Don’t be cranky, don’t scowl, and don’t mope.
Instead, enjoy your life. Be present, pet dogs,
smell flowers, and get interested in your
surrounds.
It’s particularly important to take an active
role and enjoy the interactions you have with
people other than your "target" females. Make
jokes with the cashier, help an old lady with
her suitcase, etc.
Let women see you as the captain of your own
ship, bravely navigating the waters of life.
5) Use Online Dating
When you learn how to fully utilize dating
sites, and have hordes of women pursuing you
online, you will undergo a major shift in the
way you think about women and dating.
You’ll realize that you never, ever need to
chase women and this will effect the "vibe" you
send women as you go about your day. This
lack of neediness is extremely attractive to
women as it is a very rare and desirable trait
for a man to have.

QPR V Stoke City
Stoke are unbeaten in their last four Premier
League games ( Apart from that one they lost
last week. And the other one - Ed , a run that
included that famous 1-0 win at Man City.
QPR for their part were a shower of murky
sh*te at Old Trafford last time out. A
collective blue and white embarrassment who,
in Rio Ferdinand, now surely possess a player
who along with Charlie Nicholas, David Niven,
Malcolm McLaren and Elvis Presley fits the
criteria for Sick Boy's unifying theory of life
i.e. he's old and he cannae hack it anymore.
Away win.
Betting: Stoke to win at 9/5 (Hills/Ladbrokes).
Aston Villa v Arsenal
Despite their defensive crisis and midweek
Champions League shellacking in Germany,
Arsenal remain odds on across the board for
this. Not cool. Not cool at all. The bet to make
you rich is surely backing over 2.5 goals at
evens. Villa have been flying and should
definitely breach Arsenal's beleaguered back
line while going forward the Arse always have
a goal or two in them.
Betting: Over 2.5 goals at evens (bet365)
Burnley v Sunderland
No team has scored fewer Premier League
goals than Burnley this season and with
Danny Ings again missing it promises to be
another long old afternoon at Turf Moor. The
Black Cats have made a poor start themselves
but possess a bit more collective quality than
the hosts and if anyone is going to shade this
it will be Gus Poyet's men.
Betting: Sunderland (draw no bet) at 23/20
(Bet Victor)
Newcastle v Hull
'Bilton's Banker' this weekend is Hull City. The
Tigers have won on four of their last five visits
to Tyneside and couldn't be facing Newcastle
at a better time. There's trouble brewing up
there and the hatred for the men in charge is
genuine. While 'Pards' is a strong character I
feel he's lost the dressing room with too many
players content to go through the motions.
They were a disgrace at St Mary's last time
out and if they repeat that kind of effort they'll
sink without a trace here.
Betting: Hull City to win at 14/5 (Ladbrokes)
Swansea v Southampton
Both clubs have made brilliant starts and sit
proudly in Champions League spots at the
time of writing. This is a tough match to call
but in Graziano Pelle the Saints have a red-
hot striker (four goals in his last three).
Rather like Rocky Balboa he's a greasy fast
200-pound Italian tank (save for the fact he's
not 200-pounds and Balboa wasn't really
Italian). He's better than 6/1 to score first
though and given he's been on fire lately that
is a price that excites.
Betting: Pelle to score first at 13/2 (Paddy
Power)
West Ham v Liverpool
The Reds looked poor for long spells during
their long-awaited Champions League return
and I am unsure whether they can be trusted
at 5/6 here (particularly having lost to Villa at
home before that). However we've seen how
ruthless they can be away from Anfield when
playing on the counter (33 goals from their
last 11 away games in the league) and
Raheem Sterling's pace may prove too much
altogether for a fairly pedestrian Hammers
defence.
Betting: Sterling to score first at 7/1 (bet365)
Leicester City v Manchester United
The way Van Gaal has bought this year it's
clear he's looking to overrun and out-score
teams without worrying too much if they ship
a few. And against 75% of top-flight teams,
including Leicester, they'll probably be able to
do just that. I'm still waiting for new wheel
trims after Radamel Falcao failed to start
against QPR but despite this the Colombian
has been chalked up as a warm 4/1 jolly to
score first on Sunday. A better bet in my view
is for the Red Devils to win here by two goals
or more. Leicester haven't disgraced
themselves thus far but then again they
haven't played against Angel Di Maria yet. His
display against QPR? Just wow...
Betting: Manchester United (-1) to beat
Leicester at 13/8 (Paddy Power)
Tottenham v West Brom
Firstly Spurs can eat s**t. I had £100 on them
at evens to beat Partizan Belgrade on
Thursday night and I'm convinced their poor
showing in a 0-0 draw sent me into a deep
depression that ultimately caused me to have
an argument with my partner. She went to bed
(so I thought) in a huff and in my post-Europa
League betting malaise I then somehow
thought it would be OK to pleasure myself on
the couch. At the point of climax she's only
come back down the stairs forcing me to
quickly abort my mission. Alas it was too late
and the tell tale signs of man glue on my
tracksuit bottoms left me facing some
awkward questions. As a consequence I write
this from the spare room and I lay the blame
squarely at the door of Harry Kane.
Betting: Tottenham to win 1-0 at 7/1 (bet365)
Everton v Crystal Palace
Everton were absolutely brilliant against
Wolfsburg by all accounts (I didn't see the
game, distracted obviously, given my
aforementioned sticky predicament) but I feel
they have the firepower to really run riot here
against Palace so a few quid on a high
scoring Toffees' win definitely looks the way to
go.
Betting: Everton to win 4-1 at 22/1 (Coral)
Manchester City v Chelsea
What a game to wrap up the weekend. I can't
see the winner of this season's Premier
League title not being one of these two so this
game has huge wider significance. Citeh are
favourites but can be backed at odds against,
but it's worth remembering that Don Jose
masterminded a superb smash-n-grab 1-0
win here for Chelsea last season. His side is
vastly superior this time round and in Diego
Costa they have a direct, physical front man
straight from the Alan Shearer mould. Shearer
himself recently labelled the Iberian "the real
deal" and it's easy to see why. Costa has
smashed seven goals in just four top flight
appearances so I reckon we'd be nuts not to
steam into him at a whopping 13/8 to
continue his goalscoring run at the Ethiad.
Betting: Costa to score anytime at 13/8
(Ladbrokes)

Boys before flowers is simply the best. I So much love it. No one has mentioned "Sweet Spy"...its just awesome!