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For the poor ones among them only

Go trump, take everything

Rhymesy:
A lady returned from Owerri to Uyo during the Christmas period to visit her elderly sister. I happened to come across her, and I must say, she is extremely beautiful and charming. I tried to keep things normal—both in our communication and interactions. She eventually opened up to me, revealing that she has a serious man in her life. I remained calm and continued acting as a normal friend.

At one point, I accidentally stumbled upon her phone and noticed that she is a classy lady. Since I’m not financially buoyant, I focused on maintaining a stable and respectful manner. I kept my mind on being a good friend.

One day, she started asking me some deep questions about myself. I told her I just graduated from university and am waiting for my call-up for NYSC. She said she’s actually working towards that too. She also asked if I was staying alone, and I confirmed that I was. Throughout December, she spent most of her time with me, chatting, gisting, and smiling. Sometimes, I took her out to lounges and bought her food from eateries.

Yesterday, she confessed that she enjoys hanging around me. Today, she insisted that most people know where I stay. Initially, I felt reluctant to bring her to my place—not because of anything suspicious, but because I didn’t want my libido to get the better of me. After some persistent urging from her, I decided to bring her over.

As a single guy who just finished school, my laptop is my television. When she entered, she said she was feeling hot and asked me to find her a polo or a light jersey to wear. I did so. She then went into the bathroom to take a shower while I was in the kitchen preparing her a meal. We enjoyed the meal together, and she complimented my cooking.

Later, she felt sleepy and fell asleep. When she woke up in the evening, she asked me to see her off. Honestly, this lady is very beautiful—so much so that my friends on the street were even hailing me.

Naijalanders, what is really going on?

Na joblessness make me read this nonsense.

I should created a topic too asking people why blood gush out when i cut myself.


Crappy shiii

America happened to them.

meobizy:
Calculators were a product of the eighties? What?! I always thought they existed since the ‘50s if not ‘20s.

Do you even know what four figure table is?

Whoever started makeup can never make heaven . Abi no be the same person

Dem go avoid this thread

Chai! Thailand happened to them

osuofia2:
His going to learn but say no to r*pe

You mean shim?

alpharoyalty:
Instead of the government to address the root of the matter, they are busy treating the victims anyhow.
fulanis have been killing, kidnapping and raping. What did government do? Nothing.
That state governor and that 'where are the cows' of a president need to go.
Enough is enough

Uou need to change this your style of barking ooo. For 2years plus now, una no dey tire? This is boring

APOPTOSIS:
They can't because China is not wired that way
The USA is for everyone good jolly fellow

Yea thats why ICE is working so hard to ..

I so much love this….

My only but is that these are only for private vehicle owners. Yellow buses dont care about those cameras or whatever.

Nwaikpe:
The typical Hamas mindset in a typical Palestinian supporter.

Na una dey protect our natural resources from America.

What has hamas or palestine got to do with this?

We are talking of nigerian terrorists here mofo

Deeprooted:
What a country!!!

Nnamdi Kanu, a man who wants to see his people have their own country, is locked 🔒🔐 up while a state government is here releasing captured and known t**orists into the society on account of a "deal"

Nnamdi Kanu deserves a national apology!!!

He will rot in jail regardless of the stupidity of those state governments release terrorists back into the society. That abnormality ahould not be used to justify whatever rubbish.

NA should stop capturing these terrorists. Just send them to the devil straight

Their misplaced priority

An idiot did the comparison

Kudos to the iranian government.

CaseSensitive:
Of course, that’s exactly what he is, by virtue of his office. Any American president will brand a head of state who stands in the way of U.S. interests as a dictator, terrorist, communist etc.. Yet the opposite is equally true: if a leader serves America’s strategic goals, their crimes are conveniently forgotten. Take Syrian President Ahmed Hussein al-Sharaa, for example. A man who once beheaded people and posed with their severed heads is now suited up, meeting with world leaders in Washington, Brussels etc.

That syrian guy is no longer a terrorist since he aligns with US interests.

CaseSensitive:
At least I like Trump for one thing - What other Western presidents has been doing covertly for decades. Trump took the mask off and is just doing it in full spectacle of the world. Openly saying "We are Americans, we are great and the most powerful nation in the world because we pillage and steal from the rest of the world. If you have what we need, we are coming to take it and there's nothing you can do about it" Trump - The Pirate of the Caribbean. The Pirate of the world more like.

See hype. I expected him to be called a terrorist buh no, he aint a muslim

No baggage and garbages please

really do not have an advise for you but........

Without you, life would continue.



So think before you act.

Too early please.

There is only one ADC presidential ticket which is Atiku/Obi.

Anything else is miscalculation.



Obi needs to bend to his master. All this kwankwaso this or kwankwaso that, wont work

motymop:
another lie and properganda to destroy another country

first they blackmail nigeria with christain genocide and bomb nigeria

they blackmail venuzuala with pushing drugs, now they forcefully kidnapped their president

they want to blackmail cuba

i noticed a trend, these guys always achieve their aim even if it takes years. even if the presidency changes to democractic party, it is still the same goal

Very irritating when i see some nigerian say republican this or democrat that. The US is the US. They have same agenda.

Well i really do not like one sided talks but …..


If i be u, i for no slap am. I fit shakara am make e wan shit for body, i go come laff hysterically. Come sound am warning say i no send am at all.


At least. I no slap elderly. Lol

miyagi01:
Make osimhen calm down. He wan start dey get C.Ronaldo mentality. The whole team doesnt revolve around him

Exactly, the shud just stfu.

They dont need him. We shud rather lose this title than bow to this entitled thing called osimhen

If na one man from kano now we go dey hear some kain religious stupidity kinda comments or some na hausa man kinda shiiii.


Fukkkkkkkkkkkkg rapist