HzRF:
This man is neat insanity
What's d benefit of English we can't grab

I just tire for d man

This boy is brave o!

Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I do not want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 And the LORD had said is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper fit him.
Girl: But I do not love you.
Boys: 1 John 4: 8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, for God is love."
Girl: How do I know what you mean by these words?
Boy: Matthew 12:34 b "Because of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words shall not pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou surpass them all!"
Girl: But what is in me that you love?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:07 " You are altogether beautiful, my love; There is no flaw in you."
Girl: But I'm not quite beautiful ... You're exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain: the woman who fears the Lord, she shall be praised."
Girl: What happens if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know many scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1: 8 " This book of the law shall not depart out of your mouth; you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to act in accordance with all that is written in it. For then you shall make your way prosperous, and then you shall be successful..."
Girl: wooow, I see that you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34: 8 "Drip and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the man who trusts in Him!"
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please give me time to think about it.
Boy: Philippians 4:08 "Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honourable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever things are of good approval , anything is excellent or praiseworthy, is the object of your thoughts. "
Girl: I love you already owwww
Boy: Apocalypse 22: 21b "Amen"

Such a cutie..

Holyfield1:
Yeeehh u do die be that o....No babe can try that shit with me o!...She dey craze?...Buh guy keep calm if she breaks up with u the next week then know something is wrong buh if she didn't then ....Hahhaha

Lol
Seriously o!

The world has become too evil, nobody can be trusted..
So i don't blame d guy's suspicions

Nice one!
Food for thought dear parents..
Think and act!!!

TheSonOfMark:





Like most petite ladies, she's frigging temperamental. Although she doesn't hold grudges.

She has the cold fury of an avalanche (when I'm wrong though) and the placating effect of the breeze.

Hahahahaha..
I think i like dat lady

When I tease her about being a drama queen, she'll walk up to me, bend my head for a kiss and say something like ," THANKS FOR BEING MY CO-STAR, HUN".




'Crazy' lady.

Hahahahahahaha..
I think i like that lady

RickRichards:

I presume you're human, so why you sound like an ape is truly beyond me.

Lmao

Hope the inside is as neat as the outside..
Abi dem just paint am new?
Lol

Macelliot7:

If I may ask, do you have a Conscience?

Obviously not!

Tallesty1:
On The Seventh day while God was resting the devil created Maheeda.

Lolz

bunmioguns:




nairaland no go kill person

It is wa!

Hmmmmmmmn.. Na wa!
Change indeed!
Mtchewwwwwww