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Ewww. . .

In d outskirts of Gwarinpa

Thunder go fire your bla bla like roasted plantain. Repent, backyard Rev. Father

I always knew you to be a first class dunderhead so I will spare you d embarrassment Banke d loser

Second-hand emoticons, I tire for dem

Sender, don't accept am!!! Force recipient to receive am

No, don't tell him dat na. He fit cause air pollution

Because I AM the boss

When did cbase start his baldness?

Because he's a hungry looking fella  

Misleading advice

Beer parlor/market women lafta be dat ni

Lai lai, I'm a full-time practicing nun in Nairaland

How can he afford to buy kuli kuli wiv his 1 Naira iced pure water business He's permanently broke

Oh my bad, did I yab anyone?

You also have bla bla bla?

Kai!

You call dat your sorry life "dear" and "precious"

Wia is it?

But I always knew you to be d one wiv a loose urinary bladder

Dirty mouth

Again?

Good evening to you, little sylve. I hope you did not wet your bed again

C'mon will you get your dirty sad face out of here!!!

Mistaken identity That's Ibkaye

E nor konsain u

Liar

Cannibal!!! Winch

It's understandable, he's considering surgery. He wan get rid of hin monkey face

No, leave d boy alone. His ugly face don dey stress am real bad. Dats y he only comes around here wen everyone else has gone to bed

Not that, you mumu. His head dey full of rubbish

sylve11:
Tumfulu is ur boyfriend's name

Not me. Make dash am to ya Ololumi

Gabry:
I choose cbase, Spenchuks, D1kelevra, Phemour, Romade, Sam Milla, Tufe, Ituen, Mykali and Ben20001 as my husband for now. I hope nobody objects or else!

   Na wah o