₦airaland Forum

Fortunately I did not manage to eat it because Ben10 d beggar came and snatched away See his belly

And you too

Are you d oracle of Nairaland??

Rogo:
A lady should pick Wale.star the guy is waiting the tank is full of product ready to discharge. in case the youngman wait for the next 2 hours no lady show up. i therefore recommend the match lady to this guy "teissys", she is ok for him.

So he can use my head for sacrifice bah? Tell him you did not find me

sexyLeamon:
teissy IF YOU LOVE YOUR DEAR LIFE DO NOT DARE SHOW UP YOU HEAR ME

I go gree wiv you for d fisrt tym

In that case i nor wan use zain any mo

I meant to say she's rich, after all she gave you 11 kids 

Ryt back

v3nom4eva:
[s]waalalalalaalalalalakakkakalalalalalalallala[/s] @ dani

Are you crying?

Poor tyty

Winchest

Otherwise you go lock d thread bah??

Where is he?? I only hear a rat sqeaking

That's all you can remember from school

0800 is my own

And that's because you've got nuffing in your head So you borrowed a used one

In that case you are a big tym loser, not a gentleman

Aha So you even know your oga

Kpele o, no wet my table wiv crocodile tears abeg Go cry under d bridge wia you sleep, or did you finally manage to find a house?

Yes. Olodo dani at his best Your memory card is empty

Lol. Winch

But both of you are high klass tatafos

dani1luv:
And that bra is teissys's own

No. It's yours Remember you asked me to give it to you as souvenir??

v3nom4eva:
Phemmy in trouble!!

If he behaves himself, he'll have nuffing to worry about

What is your job then, you Simon Cyrene??

You fit do dat?

sandy444tt:
hi am f and

Eishhh!!! See case Oya, dani you got a look alike

chi-baby:
watz da problem??

dani said you stole somebody's bra

v3nom4eva:
Please tell me u didnt juz kick someone?? u dey fight kalat??

Not really, na tae kwon do and judo I specialize in

nich:
where dem dey? abi na april fool una wan play me?

Are you a fool?

dani1luv:
Yaradua Iyawo ^{(you go dun catch HIV)}

You go help me carry am na

chasy16:
is she dat ugly?

No. She's not, so close your big mouth.
As for sylve, nor mind d cranky boy. He's been too jumpy lately, looks like his girlfriend got bele

cbase:
ugly is not the word

Yeah, ugly is not d word. Just say "cbase" and we'll understand how ugly

You came 2 Kenya? Have you even climbed bus, talk less of aeroplane?

No let me rephrase my question, "Dani, do you know what a bus looks like?"

Divine intervention is needed here

See Gov. Fashola's gardener

Roof? Made of concrete? Ntsk