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Car Talk › Re: Mercedes-Maybach Unveals Vision 6 Cabriolet At Pebble Beach by Teletexter: 7:21am On Aug 25, 2017*

Settingz321:
Where is mine credit card?

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Ok, edited.

But still ...

Settingz321:
Where is my credit card? The color alone can made me empty my bank account

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Nairaland General › Re: 8 Undeniably Cool Things You Would Love To Have. by Teletexter: 7:20am On Aug 25, 2017

MrWondah:
Some things no just make sense ...
So I go dey carry sheet waka with my car when I fit enter bank or any fast food do am or if na for road I fit enter one bush?
So if I wan bleep for that tent people go see how my dikeh big reach?
Water Don finish to take make coffee? Kwantunu

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Phones › Re: Check Out The Speed I Got On My Glo Line by Teletexter: 7:11am On Aug 25, 2017

bravesoul247:
Make sense. Never knew glo could download at such speed. I'll try it on my new Tecno Spark I just got.

The K7 or the K9?

Phones › Re: How Do I Sell My Imported Iphones, Samsung, Cameras, And Laptops On Jumia? by Teletexter: 7:06am On Aug 25, 2017

2kurupt:
Are your items brand new or refurbished?

Jumia has a main site that probably does not support refurbished stuff & Jumia Market that allows same.

Jumia Market is dead.

Phones › Re: Best Affordable Camera Phones 2017 ! by Teletexter: 7:01am On Aug 25, 2017

Which country was this written for?

Naija?

Phones › Re: I Bought A New Camon CX From Konga For 47,500 by Teletexter: 6:58am On Aug 25, 2017

deriod:
please do you think I can still see a brand new c5 to buy in d market

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Computers › Re: What To Look Out For When Getting Your Next Laptop by Teletexter: 6:52am On Aug 25, 2017*

I have no idea why almost no one in Nigeria, even self-acclaimed "techies", pay not a single attention to the Hard disk type! undecided

A majority of the populace still think a 1TB HDD is *far better* than a 256GB SSD even when they'll never get to use an eight of their said storage space for something reasonable.

Wanna experience true speed and longer battery endurance?

SSD over HDD. Come rain or sunshine.

Foreign Affairs › Re: The Biggest Maritime Disaster In History Was Not Titanic. by Teletexter: 6:47am On Aug 25, 2017*

10k+ people on one ship! shocked

Are they freaking sardines?

Xender

Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 4 (X557) Official Discussion Thread by Teletexter: 9:58am On Aug 21, 2017

Anybody looking to get the Hot 5? It just went on sale on Jumia.

Food › Re: 5 Children Ate Cucumber And Died In Cross River State. Graphic Photos by Teletexter: 1:55pm On Jul 06, 2017

FTrebirth:
shut the fvck up!

cucumber became a poison since the day chidimma abused it!

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Food › Re: 5 Children Ate Cucumber And Died In Cross River State. Graphic Photos by Teletexter: 1:49pm On Jul 06, 2017*

FTrebirth:
blame chidimma

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Honestly, You are very STUPID I swear! angry

RIP to the dead. cry

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Politics › Re: El-Rufai Commissions New EFCC Office In Kaduna (Photos) by Teletexter: 1:46pm On Jul 06, 2017

FuckExpress:
[color=#F535AA] Where the fûçk is President Buhari?[/color]

Here ...

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He's the one in the middle grin

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Career › Re: 4 Helpful Tips For Salary Negotiation. by Teletexter: 1:13pm On Jul 06, 2017

Oga Jarus!

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Crime › Re: Police Arrest 16 For Using Buhari's Name To Scam Job Seekers In Akwa Ibom.Photos by Teletexter: 1:10pm On Jul 06, 2017

That woman's chest sha

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Travel › Re: Fully Loaded Tanker Falls Into Gutter At Mushin Lagos (photos) by Teletexter: 1:08pm On Jul 06, 2017

onyee25:
Everyday tanker must fall in Lagos

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Tanker fall on you. angry

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Travel › Re: Multiple Accident On Sapele-Agbor Road (photos) by Teletexter: 1:05pm On Jul 06, 2017

Peace mass transit again?

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Crime › Re: Mutiu Ogundare, Baale Of Magodo Kidnapped By 3 Gunmen by Teletexter: 12:51pm On Jul 06, 2017

Na Kidnapping come dey reign now?

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DieBuhari:
South wåste is now more dangerous than the North east

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sweetkev:
I think I read on news paper that Evans has a house in Magodo. I think that's a retaliation for being a police informant lol

tosyne2much:
Might be Evans guys in action

MadManTalking:
Ask Evans..

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Celebrities › Re: Remi Surutu's Letter To Her Late Daughter by Teletexter: 12:13pm On Jul 06, 2017

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Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo Shares 2009 Throwback Picture Of Himself And His Wife by Teletexter: 12:04pm On Jul 06, 2017

fran6co:
i lov it wen baes calm down and b patient and encourage a niggaz hussle
the benefit is greater than wen u come wen he is already a made man

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Politics › Re: Photos From APC Mega Rally In Ede, Osun State by Teletexter: 11:45am On Jul 06, 2017

Ogashub:
Bunch of hungry people

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bbbabes:
You mean these plenty people dont have a business of their own that needs their attention

seunlayi:
see dem zombie reminants

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Health › Re: Sandra Musujusu Discovers Treatment For Cancer Of The Breast by Teletexter: 11:42am On Jul 06, 2017

Godson222:
[...] Musujusu, a Sierra-Leonian National is conducting the research under the sponsorship of the Pan African Materials Institute (PAMI). [...]

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