₦airaland Forum

kenzysmith:
Met this beautiful girl at shoprite, I approached her and we exchanged numbers. After a week, I began asking her out she told me she had a serious boyfriend and she doesn't double date or run paro. I said no problem and I never disturb her.

3 days ago she called me that she needed to do one month sub that her sub has finish. I told her to tell her boyfriend na! She said she was too shy to ask him for cards. It look some how that it don't want to look like she was bothering him. I said OK no problem that I can't access my account at the moment that am at offshore in the middle of a sea that she should send me #200 naira mtn so I can call my bro to sub for her, she send me the card and I text her thank you very much for the card that she is a nice person.

After like 6hrs she called to tell me my bro has not send her the card. I told her I DONT have one kobo to send to her and cut the call.

Did I do wrong my fellow nairalanders

wa gbayi

This small boy has already been having issue with this gender, am not sure if this guy go last

helinues:
I no talk am.

That has been the game plan of North.

Use the position of Pdp chairman to work for Northern candidates at the Pdp presidential primary then resign later after winning the ticket

what are you saying nw

Story for the gods

Non of my business

Ole, barawo

osamabarack1:
You can also do so too boss.

if you are ,minding yours, you will not end up here

likewise you, am very sure u gat no job sef

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osamabarack1:
do you read in the article that drugs are the cause?
Always try and digest what you read

always try and mind ur business

Adol84:
. Are you his supplier? How did you know that he took drugs? You just opened your mouth and spewing sewage. Anu!

did I talk to you boda ode

Bella my guy

Say no to hard drugs

Ema wo werey, ode

Hanged them immediately

How? See this alatenuje

Wetin be this Pandora problem sef

BeeBeeOoh:
Are you her supplier??

yes, nw come and arrest me

CyrusJnr:
Who said she died as a result of hard drugs? If not for anything pls let the humanity in you mourn the death please.

so if I mourn her, will she bring her back to life, you know how many people wey dey die daily

Pharaohny:
What about the soft ones

the soft are vitamin, so it's good

Say no to hard drugs

You are a nincompoop mr Man

iamuyiekpen:
shut your dirty mouth there. You think Binis are cowards like you Yorubas.

u re nt cowards yet ijaws are still controlling ur land

iamuyiekpen:
We know & that’s why no one takes them serious. They should try and claim any land and see how far it goes. Ijaws are tenants in Edo state. Ijaw land does not extend to Edo. We are ready to go to war if they try to claim any of our territory. Some have even threatened to take the fight to the palace of the Oba of Benin. We are patiently waiting for them. It seems what they didn’t learn any lesson from the Warri crisis.

will you lead the war? Online warrior

Op collect

Make I go hug transformer ni

And not one in his village

Which kind phone be that one

ahnie:
Chaiii...I grew up in warri,omoh I dey fight like die jaguda to the core.the surprising thing is that,I don't ever get tired.the full street taYa for me.at some point they held meeting and chased me out from the street .
Udu road precisely.

I shoot catapult like mad,I was the female version of the drummer girl, catapult was always on my neck.i killed redneck lizards... hunting them down thrills me.my stubborness was out of this world.

I burst people lips scatter with my head,my power is in my head,by the time I nod person that place must burst,na chemist get you.
Urhobos college boys suffer for my hands wella.i was the ring leader of our lady's high school girls.

Now married ....I am still stubborn tho but not that stubborn,but a lil tit bit of stubbornness
Still gum my body.in fact am still stubborn.

And boy,I don't joke with fish head,the head is always mine,till date my husband is still trying to decipher my love for fish heads.
My strength is in my head.

The childish traits he hates in me is ...I can buy clothes now,I won't wear it after a very long time,it takes months even years.
Lolz.

Pele oku ajaye, where is nw ur belt

Na jus to dey play ball and never get tire, I once play ball till 8pm

Basheer22:
You think Abuja is Igboland.

no mind am, they re addicted to violence

banom:
Release NNAMDI KANU or there will be no election in Anambra state

oga shut up or you collect

Areola14:
Shell do not operate that way. When they want to employ, they employ from either from us or Canada... I know lots of people that work in shell, 97% of them were employed in western word country's. Not here in Nigeria... And they will never ask you for money. Don't fall a victim even as you still looking for work here in Nigeria.

be talking nonsense there