₦airaland Forum

abayskia:
jumofak...i know say i don make u frown bt i can still make u smile....i m nt too big to say i m sorry..i neva meant to irk u...i need cleansing,mayb u cud help wit dettol...lets forget wat eva transpired btw us...jumofak is close my area na,i stay at ori okuta estate

should I laugh at this?

MzLarem:
I was told d same thing nd a lot of students confirmed it..so,it shld be true.



I pray he wasn't high wen he made dat statement sha..jst like d last time!

See brother ganiyu's life outside. He's now a liar. A whole prof. Fah. When you loose your integrity, you loose all.

MzLarem:
Dats gud..its d best thing 2 do. Worry will do ntin nd as d mass communicator u,I expect u to be an extrovert nd nt very gentle like me.









If anybody quote dis post nd write sumtin against my gentility,thunder will fire u!

Yes ma, we're very gentle


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GideonG:
Please where exactly in Lekki? I am a full time Lekki boy faa, since 2011, but now na Ajah get me this year, one estate like that called Akins Mashy hills. Omo na we get Lekki phase 1 oo. Gbagbe osi

IBADAN BOY ALERT!!!

mzlarem, the news about the VC coming on UIL FM saying d list would be out dz week, do u knw how true it is please?

MzLarem:
Yap..So u even knw ikd like dis..

lol. Iffa hear. I have someone there. That's my nephew's area. So, I come once a while.

haywhy911:
LOL.haaa!.... I live in Gwagz o.




Yungmilio,Gwagz and Kuje......which is better?

liar liar. Keep teasing. Your fresh boy with a whole fresh daughter, mzlarem, would nw live at gwagz. I pwae o. You live at maitama. And if it gwagz, u live at the GRA There then.

MzLarem:
Lmaooo..abayskia..my bestie of life..if dis one is my bestie ehn..would av given him rat poison since.

do you know Igbe Lara, a N150 cab from ikorodu bustop (total filling station)

MzLarem:
is dere lekki in abuja?

busted!

Adeshizzy:
nope...I stay in surulere
i just happen to have friends that lives in festac

awon ti wizzy! Oya! Festac is my crib!

MzLarem:
Shey u u're nw good? I never pray 2 jam u sef...Na jumofak sha.

Your besty

haywhy911:
I sha live in Lekki

you that resides at Maitama district(minister's estate) and kubwa/Lugbe.

MzLarem:
Lolz..I've been dere once. Its nice! Village bawo?

yeah. Village. Thick one.

Adeshizzy:
taaaah..which kin village be dat
awon ti 4th and 7th avenue

na big men and women dey stay there too



awon omo Igbo nko

awon omo igbo wa o. Wahala won po sha. You sound like u live close to Festac.. Oya confess.

MzLarem:
Lmaooo..see dis aunty ehn..I claim it.

What abt u? I knw its Amuwo odofin LGA sha

LOL. It's one village joor Festac Town.

MzLarem:
Lol..mention some dat u knw..Aside Abike Dabiri.

you, Your parents, your siblings and you again.

MzLarem:
Ikorodu ni ma

toorh. Powerful peeps live there oo

MzLarem:
Temmi can lie 4 africa..u dat u were given promotion frm pry 3 to pry 6.

i pray oo. Where do u live ma?

MzLarem:
Lolzz..iffa hear..u dat u're always carrying 1st..d skul got tired of u nd gave u double promotion.

iffah hear. I repeated ''uncantable" times and was told to withdraw!

MzLarem:
U want him 2 pack his loads nd go back 2 his village.

lol. He's rich dear.

haywhy911:
uthman is better. It is ‎ث ‏‎ (th) and not ‎س‎ (s)

hmmm, shaykhul Islam!

MzLarem:
U're in Nur1 abi dat u're reciting queen premier?

puhahahahaha God. I hate those stuffs then tho. I be olodo 4 primary school sha.

Shollaintee:
yea bro....its a nyc family though i still hv sum payments to mk to ur dotta

100k isn't too much bro. Ordinarily, I charge from 1M.

Sveen:
Temmi good morning.

I heard a rumor that some lecturers do give students tests on first day of lecture, how true is it.

And does that includes 100l students?

good morning bro. well, that might not be true for 100lvl students. But, it does truly hold for other levels like 300, 400 and 500.

haywhy911:
wow,so cool. The guy is ma twin bro.

yeah. Makes brain.

quiethollu:
If u dnt remember me i'll remember my sef

Calm down bro, the patient dog eats the fatest bone.

MzLarem:
Lolz..God knws I can't wait to see u also.

Alabi never remember him.

Let's pray for khassy!

MzLarem:
Na book dem go marry abi..When I read some stories of some best graduating student nd some of dem will be like 'I avoid females nd I don't av frnds'..'The library is my 2nd class'..things like dat. I don't even knw wat 2 think bt I doubt if dats 100% truth.

lol. Not all success stories are true joorh. The best graduating student of my dept, class of 2015, graduated with 4.6something. He plays alot and he's a womanizer sef. So, everyone with their style jawe. Just know yourself, then all would be fine.

MzLarem:
Good..meet my P.A 4 my acct number.

Who's my P.A sef?

I Can't wait to see this bae I swear.


Where is khassy sef and boigrammz sef? Thunder faya una two anywhere una dy o.

FTC Dedicated to MzLarem and Haywhy911. Haywhy, be a gentleman, give her the larger percentage.

GideonG:
Market square? okay I'll go get a tent and display my chocolates and different flavours of icecream. The ladies are always welcome under my canopy. Two scopes of vanilla icecream to any pretty lady that smiled, u can call me the ladies man cos the market is square in shape today. Wat do u expect? The 6hrs practical session is being postponed. Mehn how many credit unit is that course? I sometimes missed engineering i'm not gonna lie but I just gotta be real! Thanks 4 d welcome Temmi, I appreciate.

lol. 2units sir.
Btw, haywhy911 loves icecream, pls include him, before he starts crying before me.
Lol, afi ladies ma naaa!

MzLarem:
Ashu break into pieces!
Rkarang..d man for the job!

scholars do books. Not fems

haywhy911:
LOL,No vex na... I will write the next one.. When are they going to release d final shortlist 4 that KonnectAfrika thingy. Cnt wait 4 100k!

lol. You're taking 60k na. FTC Dedicated to MzLarem and Lotusflower. Lotusflower goes home with 60% tho.