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12:09, and my bro is yet to get an alert. I pray he doesn't kill himself. He's getting too worked up for this list

wheesin:
are u writing a book or what ?

I'M Writing a Journal.

wheesin:
are u writing a book or what ?

Did you really ask me that? Wait, I'ld answer you soon.

They have this silly attitude of releasing new stuffs On monday sha. Just saying. These same peeps would now start 'shunting' by November.
Well, lemme ease this tension a bit.
When I was a fresher, I had some silly attitudes I'ld Love to share.
1. I would NEVER, I mean, NEVER, under any circumstance, do stuffs like; asking such questions as ''pls where is Block3'', ''pls where is pharmacy,'' ''pls where is Fac. OF Engr'g and Tech's Boardroom.'' It wasn't pride tho, I just despised being tagged ''awon omo 100LEVEL'' (100LEVEL students) by those ''returning freshers''(200LEVEL students). I'ld rather walk round the walkway 20times and eventually get my way than being taunted by ''satelites''. Then, they had this annoying attitudes such as tagging any mishap to freshers. If someone farts, the next thing u'ld hear is, ''awon omo 100level yeen ni'', if someone behaves lousy somewhere, they be like, '' all these Freshers that are yet to be matriculated sha, their name is still written in lead, some would Not cross sef''. These and more annoying stuffs made me despise the ''fresher'' tag. No thanks to those Peeps that exhibited the Freshman attitudes tho.
...to be continued

Doctoadisa:
2hrs to 12 noon...still waiting...but if the list is nt releasd 2day nko?

most a people walk out of the thread dissatisfied

rkarang:
See vhis gurl ooo! Chai What's happening now? I'm befogged

English. Lol

rkarang:
Pretty Temmi What's happening now

abeg shift jooor. u DAT you don't want to wulo

Jerryspan:
hmmm.but aw abwt dis resumption date tin.wen r d returning students resuming? Cos dia holiday shudve been over I tnk.and if u guys r to resume nxt week,freshers shud resume dis week.but dis one wey list neva show.wen r returning students goin back?

TheMainMan:
... I dont think they can do like that this time.. Its so close.. When we gon resume.. ..

Jerryspan:
hmmm.but aw abwt dis resumption date tin.wen r d returning students resuming? Cos dia holiday shudve been over I tnk.and if u guys r to resume nxt week,freshers shud resume dis week.but dis one wey list neva show.wen r returning students goin back?

you guys should get the message. UIL Might decide to resume tomorrow. The central message is just to tell peeps out there to chill

rkarang:
Pretty Temmi What's happening now

Abeg shift joor

Why are you guys in a haste for this list sef. I remember I wrote my post-utme 15th july, 2013 (12 noon), I got my post utme result evening same day. I waited endlessly till September 15th, 2013, at exactly 5.23pm before receiving the over-hyped admission alert.(first list; a time lag of two calendar months). Second list came out October 12, 2013 at about 12noon. Third list took a Month interval also. Supplementary list? Coded! So guys, please, let's pop some ''chill pills.'' Just forget you ever wrote an exam, then rejoice excessively whenever your alert. Remember, Que Sera Sera! Summary; '13 admission set waited for two Months b4 the 1st list was released

khassy:
try using 8.0.2
kinda complicated at first but sweeter later

still stuck with my 6.7 sha

Eclipse is just too difficult to understand

lol. I'm using 8.0.2. It got all I want. Eclipse? Nah. I disagree. It's more straight forward sef. Android already withdrew their support for eclipse tho.

DharmyYinks:
Finally appeared

Not really jawe. Spoilt my phone's calibration

khassy:
if (Wheesin.equals"sensible" ) ;
try{
JOptionPane. showMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is normal" ); }


Else{
JOptionPane. ShowMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is The last hediot alive" ) } ;

Catch(Exception e) {} ;

//Result
" Wheesin is The last hediot alive"

Wheesin
Even JAVA condemn your existence

I hate JAVA

line 10; ';' expected
Illegal termination of if statement.
''I Love Netbeans''

khassy:
if (Wheesin.equals"sensible" ) ;
try{
JOptionPane. showMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is normal" ); }


Else{
JOptionPane. ShowMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is The last hediot alive" ) } ;

Catch(Exception e) {} ;

//Result
" Wheesin is The last hediot alive"

Wheesin
Even JAVA condemn your existence

I hate JAVA

let the debugging begin.

Good morning all.
Been a hell of real deal here anyways.
My undiluted greetings goes out to Those who have been keeping the thread alive either consciously or otherwise. You guys have been the bomb.
EID Mubarak to all and sundry.
Cc
Mzlarem
khassy
yungmilio2
DharmyYinks
Haywhy911
Duke59
rkarang—where is the assignment I Gave you
GideonG
IDGAF
jerryspan
shankies215
and to all others I couldn't mention; you guys are the bomb—not BOKO'S though.

Boombay has been taking some Osogbo-branded SK of recent.
MzLarem, The Ram just spoilt show. I hardly know the story I'ld concoct for those that booked since last year. Yungmil2, let's partner and get another ram. I'ld take the larger share tho for safety reasons

khassy:
I no d fast jare

so khassy is even a muslim. Smh. Kazeem right?

Rkarang. Where are the names?

DharmyYinks:
Shez d definition of extraordinary

Flattery redefined, now in 3D.

haywhy911:
I'll be a fool if i don't follow temmi001 now.her posts are just too good n invaluable.i'll be keeping tabs 4rm now on.



I don't know why but build-up to Sallahs,4 me, these days doesnt excite me as much as it used to before.I guess its maturity.(maturity,d word excites me ) temmi,is it d same with u.?

Same oo. Do you recall those days when we won't be able to sleep because sallah is the next day?

DharmyYinks:
No time for play niyen

pls can u shed more light on d 9-9-6...dos it mean I wil be attendin 9 maths courses etc

Not at all. I would later. A bit busy now.

DharmyYinks:
@bolded

9-9-6 = 9credits in maths, 9credits in Physics, 6credits in Chemistry??
Will all dis be among my course load?

of course yes

DharmyYinks. Having a 2.0 In Engine is not the issue. But, There's one clause attached to the 2.0; 9-9-6 This is what could be really worrisome. It means, You must have minimum of nine, nine, and six credits in Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry respectively.
Reasons: One might have a 4.2 have still fail to cross to Engine. yeah, it's that bad. Once you don't meet up with the 9-9-6. The person would cross to Physical science or maybe Education (No humour intended). I have a friend who had a 4.12 in 100Level but he's now in Geology. 9-9-6 kicked him off.
Personally, I think working hard to cross is Mediocrity. why not work hard to be on a firstclass or a 4-point and above?

DharmyYinks:
Dats ma point...tanks ma'am.


hw z d prep for 2mao?

fine jawe. Are you also a muslim?

DharmyYinks:
Hmm.. I just can't get enuf of yhu.This is awesome...am grateful!

Pertaining to No5, I meant...I heard some lecturers want u to write dwn wat u wer taught...la cram la pour. Some want u to use ur ideas, etc I meant stuffs lyk dat

This Is most Common within the social sciences and humanities where they write alot of stories. In Engineering, Dynamism is tolerated.

DharmyYinks:
Hmm.. I just can't get enuf of yhu.This is awesome...am grateful!

Pertaining to No5, I meant...I heard some lecturers want u to write dwn wat u wer taught...la cram la pour. Some want u to use ur ideas, etc I meant stuffs lyk dat

This Is most Common within the social sciences and humanities where they

BoiGrammz:
First of all, (if you say go down low na Ogun go rape your future)
Temmi001 and who told you I'm using airtel 4gb?? there's unlimited WiFi in my house.. So please allow thunder to fire you for just 1 hour

Wheesin be like that boigrammz broke.., nigga tha fvvck? but I wasn't too broke to pay your transport on 18 march 2015.. You'll die of scrotum cancer you fool.. olodo mass cum

Khassy, I faced tanke?? Agreed!!! You wey buy land for there nko?? No be estate you even say you won build with the land?? You stupid Homo weyreylis
And for not calling me all these while till I see your next month..

IDGAF baba why you no tie khassy na? If d guy enter market nko?

Duke59 the wicked producer.. I need you to come and slaughter our kpomo for us o..

Temmi001 I hope you know you're going to be cooking from dusk to dawn 2mao right??
And wherein go buy fire wood 5million naira own come..

Yung milli baba message me for WhatsApp..

About the cooking ish gaan, I just feel like running away tomaooo. tomao would be stress!

BoiGrammz:
Khassy.. But who tell you say you cross with that your 1.49 gp??
Dem don manage give you aquaculture and fisheries abi??

Olutanks of tanke kingdom.

But temmi001 I swear thunder must fire you for that airtel comment

Lol. they now sell airtel data at your area. Thank God! Those guys have expanded their enterprise.

DharmyYinks:
Guys.... pls answer dis questns

1)how easy is it to scale tru 100lvl?

2)How serious does one ve to be to bcom a scholar?

3)Wats d GP dat if gotten below, such person wil be tanke'd e.g Faculty of Engine?

4)What tips/hints do u ve for we freshers abt Unilorin?

5)What tips can u giv us concerning d norms of specific lecturers?

6)How frequent wil we write tests/classwork(if any)?

7)Any oda info wil be highly appreciated!


CC:
Temmi001
Rkarang
Yungmilio2
Khassy
Lordseyad
Wheesin
Boigrammz
Abasstoheeb
MsTIQ
IQDonable...et al

1. As easy as you can read the English Alphabets.
2.I'm not an advocate of being a scholar. Be the best and broaden your horizon. Don't get glued to just Your courses because you intend being a scholar. Lest, you become apparently ''empty'' after your undergraduate days.
3. Relative with respect to Departments. Generally, It's 1.5 some other Faculties have their Specifications.
4.Develop a good attitude, wish others well and compete healthily. ''A's'' are never exhaustible. Develop the right attitude towards all courses. Don't depend on what school gives you. EXPAND YOUR HORIZON.
5.Could this be a repetition of (4) above?
6. C.A test comes up once a semester. Just a little after mid-semester. Class works are a function of your lecturer. 200lvl Engineering; always come to class with the mind you'ld bag a quiz question home. loads of assignments. you'ld have to pass the night at school at times for some silly drawings.
7. I'ld appreciate they are specified.

yungmil2:
Temmi001 help me out

what's his question?

khassy:
Ladies and Gentlemen (shey dem still D exist )


I am here to pass an announcement so listen carefully







since its obvious some of our highly esteemed and invaluable friends here are "Facing Tanke "

don't you'll think it would be beneficial if we start mentioning what we would like the "Tanke'd" to leave behind for us

Let's discuss this issue with all seriousness please

CC
Rkarang
Temmi001
yungmilio2
Lordseyad
Agent9

khassy! you do go to the gym right? I pity you. you might have a stunted growth. That's if you've not completed your growth curve sef.

DharmyYinks:
Wow! @bolded.

yeah!