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ARE YOU A BREAD LADY OR A GARRI LADY?: I remember a friend of mine telling me how he used to solve his hunger problem in the days of poverty. He said he would go to any market where they display different kind of garri for sales. He would price it and take almost handful of each kind of garri and eat it, 'testing' to know if the garri is good.

He said he can taste like four kinds of garri like that, and he won't buy any one. He would just give one excuse either by saying the garri is not sour enough or that he will buy it when he is returning. He said by the time he has eaten four handful of garri, he would just buy a sachet of pure water& drink and he would be okay for that moment.

I teased him that why can't you do that if you are hungry and you wish to eat bread. Then he said 'Eben, you want them to kill me. The bread is inside a nylon oo and you can't take it without first paying and once you tear the nylon, it mean you have paid for it or you are paying for it.'.

This is the inspiration I got from this conversation. We have this 2 kinds of single ladies today. We have 'Garri ladies' and 'Bread ladies'. We have so many ladies today that guys are just using their sexual organs to solve their sexual hunger. You have dated 5 to 6 guys and each of them have kissed you, sucked your breasts, romanced you and they have the memory of your kissing ,romance and bedroom prowess with them.

My sister, you are a garri lady. It does not matter your academic qualifications and social status. If you offer your body in exchange for money, for academic grades, employment, or any other favour, you are simply a Garri lady. If you expose your breasts and other private parts of your body just to get likes and cheap comments on social media, you are a Garri lady. Guys are feeding their lust through your body.

And just like that my friend would do, when that your boyfriend, boss, suger daddy and Facebook fans are done with you, they will dump you. They know you are not good to be a virtuous wife.


On the other hands, we have ' Bread ladies'. If you like, label them ' mumu ladies, or call them ' suegbe ladies' but they are wiser than you if you are a garri lady. They preserve their body and have made a vow that who so ever will 'tear their nylon' must be the man that have married them. They are not 'outside' like a displayed garri. They are inside the nylon of grace, godliness, personal values and integrity. They believe in inward virginity ( purity of heart) and outward virginity. They don't toil with sexual sins. They understand that their bodies are the temples of God, they run away from every form of defilement. They dress beautifully, charming but not provocatively or in an adulterous manner. They vote for chastity. God is proud of them. The world may hate them, but they don't give a damn! They may call them different derogatory names, but they don't bother themselves. They have seen the future ahead and her grooming themselves for it. They will not allow their names to be part of the ' Guinness' book of record of ' Used and dumped' ladies.

If they have any reason to walk out of any relationship, they walk out with their self esteem and honour for no guy can mock them that he has 'finished' them. Our world is in shortage of ' bread ladies' today. They are very few!
Hello lady, which side are you? . I offer you hope today, if you are a ' garri lady', you can make a decision to become a ' bread lady' today.

Those of you who are into courtship and you entered into that courtship as a bread lady but now you have become a garri lady behind the closed doors. God is calling you to repentance. Stop it!.

Come back into your 'nylon'. Let your dignity be restored. If that guy can't wait till marriage before all those kissing, handling , romancing and sex, then let him go! . may God make it easy for us and forgive us for our wrong doing

Nicolars:
Seriously, I don't see any wrong thing in that book,
As you can c, d author is talking about physical things you do with ur head..
If u can say 1 tyn(physical) we do with our head, then u should bash him

If the foundation be destroyed..... and that's why some of us can see nothing wrong in what the author wrote, if nodding isn't physical I wonder what it is.

WarRLaY:
lol... it's just like saying, the body is for sleeping .. I believe the head has no function of it own, but the organs which make up the head is what is functioning ... e.g, eyes, brain, teeth, nose, etc.. I believe we all know the functions of all these organs..

UIA04 Temmyturpe

If the foundation be destroyed..... and that's why some of us can see nothing wrong in what the author wrote, if nodding isn't physical I wonder what it is.

yongnoble:
And you expect kindergarten children to comprehend all of this right?

It is written like this for you since it is believed that you are more matured than a kindergarten... the teacher or whoever can simply break it down.

No big English in what is written, just the right terms

UIA04:
You guys see
I was also quick to judge the author until I started thinking of other physical things too

Please think much more carefully any better answer will be welcome

No 1: The head contains numerous sensory organs, including the eyes, ears, nose and mouth. It houses the brain which

No 2: it is used for interactional purposes eg nodding etc
Also it helps in Ingestion of nutrients, intake of air, use of senses such as vision, hearing, tasting, feeling, and smelling.

The head also provides communication, mind and brain function and believe it or not the prevention of foreign bodies entering the human body (nose, mouth, eyelids, earwax, hair and teeth and tongue.

The brain monitors and controls the human body. No head no life, so tell me why a Black man would say for carrying load.

DOUBLEWAHALA:
Author of dat book is from abakiliki

Adonbilivit!!!

yongnoble:
Lol! Wetin dem dey use head do.

Like seriously?

Brymo:
An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life. ~Author Unknown

Hmmmm, that's deep. I guess that's where we are missing it

Now I came across this book where it is written that the functions of our Head is to carry load. Among all of the numerous uses of the head, why load?


What kind of message is this book passing across? I wonder why educational materials don't pass through proper scrutiny before publications and before they cause more decay in our educational system.

RadicallyBlunt:
Intro yes especially those with heavy instrumental melody but some songs are so slow that ppl wont even feel it when ur phone rings. Some of such songs have melodious tune in d mid but ringtones don't go beyond intros

E.g I like adekunle gold's latest 'ready' especially cuz of d lead guitar played in it but d intro isn't loaded

Exactly!!! Sometimes I edit a track to bring out d interesting part

blesoh:
I choose fast and sharp sound, currently using shake it off taylor swift. Don't really have songs in my new phone

Nice

Joel3:
ringtones? maybe I am too old or don't belong to this generation. I use the phone default tone.

Looolz, funny

byvan03:
I look at intro and the beat, I like very fast and strong beat for my ring tone. Currently using "All The Above " featuring T. Pain.

Wow that's interesting...

Really I have been meaning for a long time to ask this, what do we look out for in selecting a track for ringtones

For me I look at the intro of such songs, some go for the beat while some go for the latest hit track.

What influences yours?
Feel free to share your view

adedayourt:
am too busy attending to less important ish, @tyms i doubt my abilities even wen i kno am more dan capable fr dat reasin i prcastnate action, but am lunching out soon,
watch out

Wow that's awesome, if really we can begin to dump our excuses and begin to pursue our dreams irrespective of our surrounding circumstances, the world will be better for us all.

adedayourt:
am too busy attending to less important ish, @tyms i doubt my abilities even wen i kno am more dan capable fr dat reasin i prcastnate action, but am lunching out soon,
watch out

Wow that's awesome, if really we can begin to dump our excuses and begin to pursue our dreams irrespective of our surrounding circumstances, the world will be better for us all.

adedayourt:
so op tell us what is ur excuse

But really I have no excuse whatsoever, definitely I have been giving myself some excuses like * I am not too tall. * I am too busy * I can't do it, but right now I am launching out, fulfilling my dreams. No more excuses. So what's your excuse?

Saw these pictures this morning and I couldn't help but share this... She is fulfilling her DREAMs, being who she wants to be as a lingerie model even with her OBVIOUSLY OBVIOUS EXCUSES.


But really, what's YOUR EXCUSE?,
Been Cheated on Before? Duped before? Beaten and Battered Before? Failed Before? Mocked Before? Scammed Before? Been Broke and Still Broke? Scared? Insecured? Alone? Rejected? Forgotten? Bitter? Angry?



I don't know what your EXCUSES are, but I am challenging you today that really!!! YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. There are only TWO options, Make PROGRESS or Make EXCUSES.


CC: lalasticlala

This is the kind of style you get when your tailor is possessed, can you rock this to the Inauguration ceremony live here in abuja?

GEJ has piloted the affairs of this Nation for six years now,and tomorrow it's all gonna end, his ADMINISTRATION would be remembered for so many things - the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Among many, these are the few I can easily point out, feel free to remind me of any:

FUEL SUBSIDY which led to the increase in the pump price of petrol from N65 to N141 and eventually back to N97, and of course it was slashed to N87 last two months.

UNILAG to MAULAG:The president proposed the change of name In honour of late Chief Moshood Abiola, but of course Stakeholders and akokites trooped to the street that same day to protest against the new name.

ONE TERM AGREEMENT which He later clarified saying he never signed such an agreement with anybody

BATTLE WITH AMAECHI together with Madam @ the top before Amaechi eventually left PDP for APC, the cause of the long battle? I still don't know

FIGHT WITH SANUSI the former CBN governor over the $49bn that went missing from the Federal Government's account.

COLD WAR WITH BABA IYABO: To me Obasanjo almost became GEJ's biggest critic on different issues at different times with his written Letters and Books (Don't forget Baba started this OPEN LETTER thing that we now do today, now you see a student writing an open letter to his Vice Chancellor, and all of that, even EKSU's Enactus Team wrote an open letter to the Government during the EBOLA crisis over their visa denial). Thanks to Baba for the open door.

AGRICULTURE This is one major area of commendation for his administration according to reports and what I heard, but ofcourse our Agricultural Analyst (lol) would say until the effect of such effort is felt on the prices of foodstuffs in the market, then nothing has been done, I beg to differ on this though cos it's a gradual thing and there are no magic in development and economic growth.

BOKO HARAM INSURGENCY: The sect became prominent, intensified and strong under this administration, that doesn't change the fact that they have been in existence long before now, we just never heard of them.

CHIBOK GIRLS: The abduction of over 200 school girls, most of whom were taken to Sambisa Forest, was a major challenge to this administration, to Nigerians and even to the global community, and people are not just happy with the way the case is being handled, this led to the hashtag 'BringBackOurGirls'.

NIGERIAN GOVERNORs FORUM CRISIS: That was where 16 votes were considered to be higher than 19 votes among the governors,Gov Amaechi got 19 votes while the other Govy got 16 votes and the latter was recognised as the winner.

DAME's Constant Implicating and bla bla bla speeches:I have nothing to say on this before you accuse me of what is not.

ACCEPTANCE of April 11 2015 Election: The act of calling GMB while INEC was still releasing the results made this Man a hero to some of his fans(me inclusive), I know of some people who would never have accepted if Jonathan had been declared the winner and Nigeria would have experienced an MKOlike chaos if you know what I mean. Though conceding defeat is expected of every elected official but we know better.
CONSTITUTION : I am positive that our new constitution would be signed into law before the end of today.
To cut this long story short before I begin to bore someone, GEJ and his Team had done theirs and I wish the Incoming Administration a successful Tenure, Nigerians would be here as usual to Appraise, Evaluate and Criticise their decisions from time to time so as to keep them on their toes and to remind them of their CHANGE talk. Olukunle Temitope

FP ooo

I don't get!!! The New Administration is a government over APC ruling state alone or what? Cos I don't understand why the communiques and Agendas for the next Administration would only be for State with APC governors, is the President Elect saying that Pdp state shld cater for demselves and form a caucus? To be led by who? This ppl must be joking

LogoDWhiz:
Mention the supermods or mods. Let them know about this thread

Thanks I appreciate

Well I am still trying to find out how to get mine to the front page, so if you have the solution kindly share with others.

Ekiti State University ASUU chapter threatens strike if kidnapped members are not released before Friday, may 22nd after d captors demands 210 million as ransom before the release of five members kidnapped...

Governor Fayose please do something about this before it becomes #bringbackourEksuites.

SPAGGYYY:
And ur mum come send u go carry something for house, and jollof don finish before u return

Na to vex return the item remain. Funny

While growing up, Party Rice were the best food around especially jollof rice.

There was always something about this party rice, they tasted different from the ones we cook at home.

Unlike now, everyone knows the recipe and all of that, I could send you a plate if you want.

A man met a lion in d bush, he knelt down, closed
his eyes & started praying. When he opend his
eyes, he saw d lion kneeling in front of him & was
praying too. He was shocked. He asked d lion
"Are u a Christian"? The lion replied "Mumu. Don't
u pray b4 u eat"? D man fainted.

vfactor:
After insulting other peoples profession, u don't want insult abi?


Use your teeth count your tongue (no be mistake)!

Read the second paragraph that says 'in whatever field you find yourself, be the best in it' so we can't all be doctors or lawyers and the rest.
Guess you haven't seen broke doctors or lawyers before... lol

This pix got me rolling on the floor......

This is the kind of reaction you might get from some Nigerian Mother if you bring a particular guy home as your fiance, especially if she was expecting you to marry a Doctor or a Lawyer and the rest of them, Looolz. In the real sense this guy's are broke, the profession only carries name.

I wonder why some parents don't see the potentials we see in our men,just work hard in whatever field you find your self and be the best in it.

It's my opinion so no insult plss

MrCork:
...are u lightskin?

Yeah I am, any award for that?