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..this got to be the most epic piece of shii I ve read for long time..

This would be great if turned or replicated to a movie script..

It used to happen to me when I was in secondary school. Anytime I'm afraid that I will fail in the exam hall, I will also be afraid that I might ejaculate in the exam hall.

Seun is the new llamina.

Manjapa:
Please what business can I use my 5million Naira in this present economy.
Is my hard earned savings please.
Location South

Invest in tech.

Be my keeper bro. I just need 3k please to go for an interview tomorrow.

I no longer have time for nairaland due to the hardship.

ibechris:
The two pictures showed the time we went to this market this morning...

I need to complete my transportation fee. It's remaining #3500. I'm travelling to Imo state. I not looking for bread to buy. Let me just touch home.

The location that she reside, makes it difficult for her case.

wealthpreach:
Any escrow of your choice

What's your rate?
I locked the pi.
You will have the account.

If you do buy pi account and Pi, let me know.

I have 398. But I go see money first.

Pochettino:
Amen

Adetona28

maxiuc:


I dey house dey chill

My tipper brings me nothing less than 100k every week I dey chop bellyful , doing business is the way forward to avoid this okpollo eyes regime because salary work is nothing compared to this Dead economy

Hunger no fit kill me and my family, if Dollar add money I add money to my services too

How much for tipper now bro, make I see if I go couple one.

Resurrection212:
Guy have you eaten ?

I haven't oh. I just need only 3k now.

Rossikk:
AI knows Nigeria 20 billion times better than you.

It KNOWS Nigeria is here to stay.

So get lost, IPOB goat.

Words of a foólish illiterate. So tell your A.I to tell us the date Ukraine war is ending?

Ronu oh.

No Nigeria by 2095.
Bookmark it for you great grand children.

It's only beautiful in Islamabad.

What he simply meant was that the president [🐢bu] is deceiving the country [🐘 ronu].

Exousiang01:
You never see mad before.
Dude was probably trying to be gentle.
A friend if mine got killed earlier this year, he was one of the most rugged persons I know, he was killed by the least expected person. His boys were standing by thinking he would take down the killer but my friend was being gentle and telling his killer to calm down. He was killed cheaply.
If you no go fight just comot hand if you ready for fight go all the way.
Thats my rule and thats why i keep begging people not to make me have thier time.
I dey track down one NL member. I have spent money and I will spend more. The penalty for threatening me or my children is death, dude went too far. If i don start fight i no dey stop

Was your friend a military personnel?

Scaaarrr:
what's wrong with you jealousy,hate filled useless oloriburuku omo irankiran?

Lol. Do I give a Bleep? It's a mutual thing.

Sweeetheart:
You Igbo won't cease to amuse me, after Benue, Igbo land have the highest carrier of hiv in Nigeria, west have the least


I personally would have devour many Igbo ladies that comes my way, na because of the Hiv announcement at umunya camp that anambra ladies carry am plenty made me hold my body, you know how your girls behave when they meet Yoruba guys

If you cry finish clean your tears.

chidiokay:
kini iyato ?? whats the difference ?? did the refinery work under GEJ abi naa electricity stable

Is the refinery working now?

Softmirror:
I don't think portable knows that Fela died of HIV. He actually lived a very reckless life. One not worthy to be emulated.

Fela lived the life of a true Omoluabi.
If what you described is how Fela lived his life, then that's the lifestyle of an Omoluabi.

EvilMerodack:
Na screenshot from Twitter be this....Open your eye


Not sure some of you even know what "Propaganda" is

I'm yet to see the obidient tag.

Lagos Ibadan propaganda. I Don talk finish.

chidiokay:
These position you are akeen to, of what use is it at these time,

are igbos the only tribe in Nigeria, why is it that when things dont favour an igboman he turns it to "victimization".

In my compound then we did illegal light connection, naa my wire nepa 1st disconnect, immediately they move to next compound rented by igbo he started shouting is it because i am igbo

so yoruba went to vote Tinubu because we want to spite igbo .. year wey omo igbo no contest nkor

Is it the Ebele year, or the Obasanjo igbo man year?

chidiokay:
Funnily una direction never aligns with the direction the world, dont you see


we are talking end bad governance una go dey talk 2023 election, and when we are talking of election they we be talking biafra .. e sick oo una no just know nii

Lol. But we never voted the president. The 8 million majority that voted for him, should end his bad government. We are learning our lessons in peace. Some voted for bad government just to spite the Igbos.

Direct that to Shettima, Tinubu is already overwhelmed with economic.