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EducationEbola: Unilorin To Screen Students by Testdabrain(op): 3:01pm On Sep 15, 2014
The Vice-Chancellor of the University of
Ilorin, Prof. AbduGaniyu Ambali, says all
students will be screened for the Ebola Virus
Disease before entering the campus.
Ambali stated this on Monday while unveiling
preventive kits worth N1.2 million at the
university’s health centre.
“The procurement of the anti-Ebola kits is part
of the university’s preparedness to tackle the
epidemic headlong,” the vice chancellor said.
The kits, he said, included face masks, boots,
hand gloves, automatic soap dispenser,
infrared thermometer and disposable bed
spreads.
The vice-chancellor commended members of
the institution’s Ebola Response Committee for
their foresight and prompt response.
Ambali, however, charged the university’s
health workers to be alert and follow laid down
procedures in the case of an outbreak.
The university’s Director of Health Services, Dr
Mary Ajiboye, who presented the equipment to
the vice chancellor, said the kits were for the
protection of staff and students.
“ The committee would place the hand
sanitisers in strategic locations on the campus
such as the Senate Building, faculties,
walkways and Unilorin FM station,” she said.
(NAN)
EducationFEAR OF EBOLA: Private Schoolsdemand Students’ Medicalcertificate On Resumption by Testdabrain(op): 2:51pm On Sep 15, 2014
The President of National Association
of Proprietors of Private Schools
(NAPPS) , Dr. Jibril Muhammad has
said that medical certificate on the
Ebola virus would be demanded from
students when schools resume on
Sept.22.
The NAPPS president said the decision
was taken during their meeting on the
new resumption date fixed by the
federal government, according to
report from Daily trust Addressing
newsmen he said:
“In a situation whereby a parent
cannot comply, school authorities will
undertake the medical examination to
be paid for by the parent at his or her
own convenient time,” he said.
Urging parents to comply with the
directive, he said the measure was in
the best interest of all stakeholders in
the education sector. He faulted the
call by Nigerian Medical Association
(NMA) for the extension of the
resumption date, describing it as a
deliberate attempt to disrupt
education in the country.
Meanwhile, the Kano State
government has faulted the demand
for medical certificates from students
by the state’s chapter of the association
asking the association to discard it.
“This is not the agreement reached
between the state government and
proprietors of private schools.
We have not given them the
permission to take such measure. We
will not agree with the demand at all,”
the state Commissioner for
Information, Alhaji Abubakar Nuhu
Danburam , said.
EducationJamb Regularization by Testdabrain(op): 8:37pm On Aug 19, 2014
I was given a pin by my school Igbinedion
University Okada to regularize my jamb. during
the process of regularization, I was asked to
enter my course of study. Am studying
pharmacy but there was no pharmacy in d list
of courses that were provided to choose from.
Wat could this possibly mean. pls I want to
know if someone has or was having this same
problem before. Wat do I do? The only
pharmacy related course there is medicine. If I
choose medicine, will there b any future
problems for me?
EducationRe: Procedure/step On How To Regularize Your Jamb Registration Number Free by Testdabrain: 7:27pm On Aug 19, 2014
I was given a pin by my school Igbinedion
University Okada to regularize my jamb. during
the process of regularization, I was asked to
enter my course of study. Am studying
pharmacy but there was no pharmacy in d list
of courses that were provided to choose from.
Wat could this possibly mean. pls I want to
know if someone has or was having this same
problem before. Wat do I do? The only
pharmacy related course there is medicine. If I
choose medicine, will there b any future
problems for me?
EducationJamb Regularization Problem by Testdabrain(op): 5:31pm On Aug 19, 2014
I was given a pin by my school Igbinedion University Okada to regularize my jamb. during the process of regularization, I was asked to enter my course of study. Am studying pharmacy but there was no pharmacy in d list of courses that were provided to choose from. Wat could this possibly mean. pls I want to know if someone has or was having this same problem before. Wat do I do? The only pharmacy related course there is medicine. If I choose medicine, will there b any future problems for me?
EducationInfo On Igbinedion University Okada by Testdabrain(op): 12:08am On Jul 30, 2013
my younger brother just got admitted into the school this year to study Pharmacy... But having gone through some threads on nairaland, i thought it would be really wise to get some info first since he hasnt paid the acceptance fee yet.. I heard the cost of living in the school is really high.. If there is any student of the school or anyone who knows about the uni should please reply to this thread and pls tell me how the cost of living there is high. Would also like to know about their hostel accommodation..thanks
EducationRe: Will Madonna University Accept A Jamb Score Less Than 180 For Admission? by Testdabrain(op): 11:50am On Jul 07, 2013
yes. its private
. nd it wnt affect him in future?
EducationWill Madonna University Accept A Jamb Score Less Than 180 For Admission? by Testdabrain(op): 10:23am On Jul 07, 2013
My cousin brother had 178 in this year's jamb and wants to study medicine but like the score is not good enough. Just wonderin if the score can take him to a private University for medicine.
EducationJamb Reduces 2013 Cut Off Marks To 170 by Testdabrain(op): 9:36am On May 15, 2013
JAMB HAS REDUCED 2013 CUT
OFF MARK TO 170
I believe those that scored above
170 but below 180 will read this
post with lovely smile.
There will be no admission for candidates
who scored less than 170 in the
last
Universities
Matriculation Examination
(UME) following the decision of the Joint
Committee on Admission to peg
the National cut-off point at 170. However,
JAMB said yesterday that results
of 16,000
candidates out of the 22,395
candidates earlier withheld on account of
examination malpractices have now been
released.
Registrar and Chief Executive of
JAMB,
Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, told
journalists in Abuja on Tuesday that the
national cut-off
points was jacked up from 180
last year
to 170 this year to reflect the
improvement in the
performances of candidates in the last
examination.
He, however, expressed concern
that
some states would not be able to fill their
quota of university admission in the
coming
academic year even if the cut off
marks was to be reduced to 150.
He said he had asked the various degree-
awarding institutions to adopt a system
of differential cut-off marks in order to
bridge the gap between educationally less
developed states and the others.
The JAMB registrar said the differential
cut-off marks for the states which will be
lower than the national one
were yet to
be decided upon by the relevant body,
adding that in arriving at a
decision, the
body would take into
consideration how
many candidates sat for the examination
in such state and the performances of the
candidates.
Ojerinde explained that in a situation
where a particular state presented only
731 candidates for the UME, there was no
way such a state could meet its admission
quota, even if it was given a differential
cut-off marks, adding that “it’s a
way of
bridging the gap.”
He also disclosed that additional 16,000
results out of the 22, 395 earlier
declared
withheld by JAMB on account of
examination
malpractice had now been released
following
the decision
of the relevant committee of the board to
release the results. He, however, said
those whose results are yet to be
released
will not get any result as the committee
had decided that the results be cancelled.
Similarly, Ojerinde said 6,000 scripts could
not
be scanned by the computer
following the inability of the students to
comply with relevant instructions on
shading of the answer sheets.
He regretted that parents have been
besieging his office seeking for explanation
for the non-release of their
wards’ results, and warned that parents
should not visit the sins of their
children on JAMB.
According to him, JAMB will now have to
charge N25,000 to the production of the
answer script of any candidate who
insists on seeing it.
“This particular script is like an art work
and the candidate wants result.
You can’t reap where you did not sow,
shading the
correct column is part of the examination,”
Ojerinde said, while
producing the script of a candidate.
Jokes EtcTwo Things Involved ........*jamb* by Testdabrain(op): 8:56pm On May 13, 2013
TWO THINGS INVOLVED.... *JAMB*



In this life, there are 2 tinx involved. Either u re in Nigeria or u are outside Nigeria. If you are outside Nigeria, u are safe. If you are in Nigeria, dere are two things involved. Either you go to skool, or you learn work. If you learn work, you are safe, if you go to school, there are two tinx involved. It's Either you write jamb or u dont write. If u dont write, you are safe, if you write, there are two things involved. It's either you pass or u fail. If u pass you are safe, but if you fail, there are two things involved. It is Either you write again or you dont write nd go nd learn work. If you learn work, you are safe but if you write again, there are two things involved. Either your pass or u fail again. If you pass, you are safe . but if you fail again, there are two things involved. It's either your father chase you from the haus, or u go on your own. If you go on your own, you are safe. If your father pursues you, dere are two things involved. It's either you are frustrated or you continue with ur life. If you can continue with ur life, you are safe. If you are frustrated, there are two things involved. It's either you commit suicide or you commit murder. If you commit suicide u are safe, but if you commit murder, there are two things involved. It's either police arrest you or they shoot at sight. If they arrest you, you are safe but if they shoot you at sight, there are two things involved. It's either u die or u are saved in the hospital. If you are saved in the hospital, you are safe. But if you are dead, there are two things involved. It's either you go to heaven or you go to hell. If you go to heaven, you are safe, but if you go to hell, there is only one thing involved
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......YOUR OWN DON FINISH!
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth Before And After ....*PICS* by Testdabrain(op): 8:52pm On Apr 29, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
..did barbers go on strike? undecided
lol cheesy
-Mr Cork-:
..did barbers go on strike? undecided
lol
CelebritiesBasketmouth Before And After ....*PICS* by Testdabrain(op): 7:34pm On Apr 29, 2013
Check It Out

Romance5 Signs To Know He's A Womanizer by Testdabrain(op): 9:41pm On Apr 28, 2013
5 Signs You're Dating A Womanizer
It all starts innocently enough. You've
just met a man who, at least on the
surface, seems to be your dream guy.
He's attractive, funny, charming,
successful and his smile -- let alone the
thought of his caress -- makes you weak
in the knees. You go out on a date or
two, and he's nothing short of perfect.
He treats you like a queen, compliments
your sense of style and tells you all of
the things that you've been longing to
hear from a guy.
So how do you know this guy's the real
thing and not just some womanizer
who's going to disappear after your
firstslumber party? While the only way
to know for sure is to pass the test of
time, here are a few red flags that
would definitely indicate your new
man's a womanizer:
1. He has a reputation.
If your girlfriends have warned you that
he uses women and throws them away,
you need to listen to them and know
he's most likely a womanizer. Granted,
there's a small chance that you are the
woman who can change him, but even if
you do, you'll just wind up spending the
rest of your relationship worrying he's
going to revert back to his old
womanizing ways. It's very likely a guy
like this will.
2. He moves fast.
Before you've even had a chance to
meethis friends and family, he's telling
you that you're the woman of his
dreams and he's been waiting his whole
life just to find you. While this is
certainly exciting and thrilling, how
could he possibly know that this quickly?
It's much more likely that he's just in
love with love (best case), or he's just
trying to get one thing from you (you
know what it is). And this womanizer
wants to reach his goal as soon as
possible.
3. He's over the top with the
romance
We all love romantic gestures, whether
it be a hand-written poem or a bouquet
of flowers delivered to our desks at
work, but ifyour guy constantly wants to
jet you off to the islands for a romantic
weekend or often surprises you with
lavish jewelry, then he's most likely had
plenty of practice. While you might be
thinking that you're just graciously
accepting his gifts, to him, these come
with expectations on your part.
4. He only has eyes for you… and
anything else in a skirt.
If you notice that your guy is checking
out other women, or worse, flirting with
the waitress, hostess, barista, etc., then
he's most likely a womanizer. As he's
telling you howbeautiful you are and
that you're exactly the type of woman
for him, he's already thinking about how
the woman that just walked by fits the
same description. He's not lying -- the
womanizer feels this way about every
woman that strikes his fancy -- you just
happen to be part of the (very
populated) crowd.
5. He seems too good to be true.
He's just a little too smooth, a little too
charming, a little too perfect and that
little voice in your head is telling you
he's done this before, probably many
times over. While you may be tempted
to ignore that nagging little voice and
head upstairs to his apartment, just
know that your instincts are more
attuned to the situation than you think.
It's likely that as he's telling you over
coffee that he has a busy day ahead and
can't spend more time with you, you'll
be hitting yourself wishing you had
listened to your gut last night.
RomanceTypes Of Husbands by Testdabrain(op): 9:16pm On Apr 28, 2013
TYPES OF HUSBAND
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without
consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with
friends more than wife. Not serious
about marriage life.
2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always
angry violent, moody, dominating
and very dangerous.
3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Want to be treated like Kings and treat
Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform
old tradition respect and hates being
called by their first name.
4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and
cares for girlfriends more than
his wife. Likes giving money to
girlfriends and have more female
friends.
5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy and don't
consider wife's emotions and don't
make the relationship enjoyable. Have
no sense of humour.
6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Use wife as problem solver, only loves
wife when needing something
from her. Is clever and knows wife's
weaknesses and capitalize on that get
relief from wife.
7: PARASITE HUSBAND
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of
money. Use wife's money on girlfriends.
Not initiative and does not help wife
with house responsibilities.
8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't
make decisions on his own without
asking his Mother or relatives; compares
Wife to relatives and runs to them
always if something goes wrong.
9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home come as a visitor
Provides family all material things but
have no time for them.
10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and
emotional needs and makes time
for family. Guides home spiritually. Very
responsible and treats wife as
partner and helper.
EducationRe: Ambrose Alli University 2013/2014 Academic Session by Testdabrain(op): 4:47pm On Apr 27, 2013
how waz today's jamb
FamilyRe: Does Chewing Gum Make You Irresponsible? by Testdabrain(op): 10:26am On Apr 23, 2013
slimyem: There's this "i nor send" attitude that comes with chewing gum.How and where doesn't matter.undecided
i agree wit dat
FamilyDoes Chewing Gum Make You Irresponsible? by Testdabrain(op): 10:21pm On Apr 22, 2013
Share your views about it
EducationRe: Ambrose Alli University 2013/2014 Academic Session by Testdabrain(op): 4:56am On Apr 11, 2013
you av gat to really read hard cox dat course is kinda competitive @mikey
EducationRe: Ambrose Alli University 2013/2014 Academic Session by Testdabrain(op): 10:56pm On Mar 29, 2013
Milekelfreezy: @test da brain i feel u bro, jst want 2 knw aw dey run dr system asl requirement level 4rm o'level 2 utme cut off mark an if u dnt mind dis my number 08183083189 d course i reg 4 r biznez admin, insurance, banking n finance
itz d normal way of admittin....
via post ume. d cut off marks cum out after the post ume result
EducationRe: Ambrose Alli University 2013/2014 Academic Session by Testdabrain(op): 10:08pm On Mar 05, 2013
Milekelfreezy: pls oh av choose aau as my first choice in jamb and hi need admission detail from you guys gr8est aau my face buk id is michealfreezy@yahoo.com and 2go id is MFREEZE pls urgent reply
what do u want to know abt the admission..
EducationRe: Ambrose Alli University 2013/2014 Academic Session by Testdabrain(op): 10:35pm On Mar 03, 2013
ekpoma in edo state
EducationAmbrose Alli University 2013/2014 Academic Session by Testdabrain(op): 1:56pm On Mar 02, 2013
A thread for all those who chose AAU this year. lets all meet here and share ideas.
EducationRe: Ambrose Alli University 2012/2013 Merit List. by Testdabrain: 8:50am On Aug 30, 2012
It is showing ''your pin couldn't be found''. What does it mean
EducationRe: Lasu 2012/2013 Academic Section. Lets Meet Here Now. by Testdabrain(op): 3:16pm On Aug 04, 2012
How did lasu admit for medicine? D highest score for non-indigene waz 60. The ones dat had 60 weren't taken and it waz d highest non-indigene score. Where did they see d non-indigenes they admitted?
EducationRe: Lasu 2012/2013 Academic Section. Lets Meet Here Now. by Testdabrain(op): 11:42am On Jul 30, 2012
Pls someone should ansa me. Wen wil lasu predegree b out?
EducationRe: Lasu 2012/2013 Academic Section. Lets Meet Here Now. by Testdabrain(op): 8:39am On Jul 06, 2012
like wen is the admission list coming out?
EducationRe: Lasu 2012/2013 Academic Section. Lets Meet Here Now. by Testdabrain(op): 6:21am On Jul 05, 2012
[quote
author=damoskiy]i have gone through it.the only way they can pick you
is if they need like 100 students to do medicine and surgery and i doubt
if it would be that much.you would surely get admission.they might give
you your course or give you something like microbiology or
biochemistry.but you would surely get a course. your admission is
guaranteed.just start preparing your money.[/quote]. k tanks
EducationRe: Lasu 2012/2013 Academic Section. Lets Meet Here Now. by Testdabrain(op): 9:20am On Jul 04, 2012
Testdabrain: my full name is Ehiaguina Testimony. med and surgery
first choice and nt an indigen
EducationRe: Lasu 2012/2013 Academic Section. Lets Meet Here Now. by Testdabrain(op): 9:00am On Jul 04, 2012
damoskiy: testdabrain give me your full name.it would be better that way to help you calculate your chances
my full name is Ehiaguina Testimony. med and surgery
EducationRe: Lasu 2012/2013 Academic Section. Lets Meet Here Now. by Testdabrain(op): 3:34am On Jul 04, 2012
[quote
author=damoskiy]FOR PEOPLE THAT SCORED ABOVE 60 THAT ARE NON INDIGENOUS
STUDENT.YOU ARE SAFE WITH YOUR COURSE IF ONLY YOU CHOOSE THEM AS FIRST
CHOICE.BUT FOR SECOND CHOICE ITS ON PROBABILITY THAT YOU WOULD GET YOUR
COURSE THIS IS FOR MEDICINE AND SURGERY.FOR OTHER COURSES KEEP PRAYING
THAT YOU GET YOUR COURSE.[/quote]got 57..med and surgery..first choice non indigene. wat re my chances
EducationRe: Lasu 2012/2013 Academic Section. Lets Meet Here Now. by Testdabrain(op): 4:41pm On Jul 03, 2012
psamuell2: ur score is 57
thank u very much psamuel.. wat s/n am i.. d full details pls.. tank u very much. i appreciate
EducationRe: Lasu 2012/2013 Academic Section. Lets Meet Here Now. by Testdabrain(op): 4:16pm On Jul 03, 2012
i cant check. Can u help me check mine pls... med and surgery. Ehiaguina Testimony is my name

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