Devil1Messenger:


Voluntary zombie

What is this

Voluntary low self esteem nuisan.ce

WAEC has come out to say is fraud post by parody account 😂

Is it by force to sell your bad market ni? Your "messiah" is a bad market try and rest.

Today is FOMC

BTC may react to Powell speech. I will DCA if we go below 55k today.

GovernmentAgent:
This story is an analogy of the scam called cryptocurrency

Monkey story
Once upon a time, a rich man from the city arrived in a village. He announced to the villagers that he would buy Monkeys for $100 each.

The villagers were very happy, after all there were hundreds of Monkeys in a nearby forest.


They caught the Monkeys and got them to the rich man. He bought hundreds of Monkeys and paid $100 for every Monkey the villagers gave him.

They began to make a living out of getting Monkeys from the forest and selling it to the rich man.

Soon, the forest began to run out of monkeys that were easy to catch.

Sensing this, the rich man offers $200 for every monkey. The villagers were ecstatic.

They went back to the forest, set up traps and caught the monkeys and got them to the rich man.

A few days later, the rich man announced he would pay $300 per monkey.

The villagers began climbing trees and risking their lives to catch monkeys and get them to the rich man – who bought them all.

There were no Monkeys left in the forest!

One day, the rich man announced he would like to buy more monkeys – this time for $800 each.

The villagers couldn’t believe this. They were desperately trying to get more monkeys..

Meanwhile, the rich man said he had to go back to the city on some business work and until he returns his manager would deal on his behalf.

Once he left, the villagers were unhappy. They were making quick and easy money from selling monkeys, but the forest no longer had monkeys.

This is when the manager of the rich man stepped in.

He made an offer the villagers could not refuse.

Pointing out to all the monkeys that the rich man had caged. He told the villagers he would sell the monkeys for $400 each.

“Sell them back to the rich man at $800 each when he comes back” the manager said.

The villagers were over the moon. Buy for 400 and sell for 800 in few days. They had just found the easiest way to double their money.

The villagers collected all their savings and even borrowed money.

There were long queues and within a few hours, almost all the monkeys were sold out.

Unfortunately, their happiness did not last long, as the manager went missing the next day and the rich man never came back.

Many villagers kept the monkeys with them, hoping the rich man would come back. But soon, they lost hope and had to let the monkeys back into the forest as feeding and taking care of the noisy monkeys became extremely difficult.

This story keeps circulating after every major dip and discourage people from buying the real dip. 😂

Freebills12:
Propaganda will not work at all time. You bid weac to delete their video commending Obi's input in Anambra education, jamb to stop publishing names of best candidates because it favours a particular region... Audio #600 million investment with a Danish company... You can't use it on whiteman

All these negative energy because your fraudulent tribesman came third in an election?

When did WAEC ever post any video to commend Obi?? 😂

Chikacha:


Happy new month my brother! and everyone here.
Like this nau + patience, we are counting down to months before our lives change forever. May we not make mistakes again and may monsters fail to catch us and our bags.

Amen...

✅

sheanzy:


Omo
Na like this we go take buy car this year.

DCA every week for the next 6 weeks.

Benz is sure.

royalwax2:
The day we as Nigerians decide to stop supporting incompetent Idiots in power because of TRIBE and RELIGION, will be the beginning of "A greater Nigeria".

Everyone is guilty of this including Obi supporters.

This place will soon turn to mini politics section.

JohnnyPalmer:
All these Tinubu Urchins dig out Graves just to soil Peter Obi's name

Imagine 2010
If we investigate this matter, we will find the case not to be true or misrepresented and projected just like the false claims and accusations in the past

Obidient is a movement

Like for Peter Obi
Share for Tinubu

How far bros?? 😂

Hope your 800 likes was enough to make Obi President? 😄

Clow.ns! 😂

Oceanfl0w:
Does it mean the whole southern Nigeria cannot unite and fight this Fulani menace??

Omo, how can someone come to your land and start killing you and nothing would be done about it? Its crazy.

How is that even possible when one side is waiting to mock the other?

When/If this kind of news come out from SW tomorrow I bet the mockery and jubilation will be legendary from our SE brothers.

We can keep up the energy since it is mutual.

Ezini:



Forget the anonymity of nairaland,
Anyone that can spew the trash you just did after looking at this graphic and heartbreaking images here is definitely worse than Fulani herdsmen and a deadly enemy of humanity

Hope you will use the same moral sense to correct your Igbo brothers next time they start mocking other regions when they witness similar attacks and not rush to like their devilish comments.

Hypocrite!

hammer567:



U are a dirty stinking AFOONJJJA

Everybody knows Almaiga is not Yoruba but anytime Northerners take you guys to the cleaners you always scream Afon.ja to save face. 😂


😂

Feelings79:
l'm from benue state and I feel sorry for this,but Igbo people use to mock us so hard anytime Fulani attacked us

And be giving unsolicited advice laced with insults and full of chestbeating.

😂

HardBishop:
I trust my state anambra. Who born their mama nyash Wella to go kill any villager for anambra?
Emugu people should stand up and declare genocide... wiping out the existence of Fulani people

Pele tie.

ElSudani:


Hmm. All you need to do right now is to stay alive and avoid being killed by herdsmen. Leave the chest beating for another day.

😂 😂 😂


They can't help it. 😂

hammer567:



Yet the Fulani attacking Elderly people and children came in the Night hiding and firing gun like cowards before fleeing into the dark bush.


We will still catch them, even if it is one by one, we will kill them and they will pay. That is our determination and commitment.


It is an eye for an eye dragon sword.

See this m.u.m.u 😂

So now that it happened in your land and made public you suddenly know how they operate?

If this was in any SW states it would have been "cowards" "it can never be East" yen yen yen talks 😂

Set of chestbeating orangutans 🦧

Fineman2:
Sad, but I thought igbos said such thing can never happen in igboland, they are in the habit of mocking Benue people

The first identification of an Igbo man is chestbeating. They want to claim superiority over every single damn thing!

It is also how their repackaged frau.d called Obi turned to "the best" overnight.

Billionairly:
Hopefully this crap never makes it to front page. I browse the local news of other boards in 4 different continents and multiple countries that i have a vested interest in and honestly, No other board not even our fellow africans reeks of so much stupidity, and worshiping of political thieves and criminals. Worst part is all these other countries some are considered corrupt come together condemn to corrupt politicians when their politicians are only stealing in the tens of millions, whilst nigerian politicians and government appointees are now boldly stealing in the billions of dollars with a straight face.

If you are coming here to worship politicians in name of tribe and you are not getting anything life changing from them, you have to be the stupidest most cursed person on earth. They are converting this money from naira to dollars thats why the naira is on a perpetual downward trend.

Lagos to Calabar highway is overpriced by at least 10 Billion dollars, Wike pocketed over 800 Billion Naira of Rivers State money, Matawalle collected over a 100 Billion and as the Defense minister will tripple that amount before he leaves. Imo state has a budget of over 500 Billion atleast 80 percent of that money will be stolen by hope, Akpabio is with over 500 Billion Naira in looted assets. Former Attorney General Malami walked away with over 1 Billion dollars Etc

If you have not collected something tangible and ypu are here defending them while suffering with the masses, then what does that make you?

Says a ragtag yet braggart tribalistic Obi (one of the biggest fraudster in Nigerian political history) worshipper. 😂

sirchim:
you mean OBI the Tsunami way make THIEFNIBU Baban Baban BARAWOO collect am WOTOWOTO home and away, that is Lagos and Abuja?🤣

The interesting thing is, in 2027, that Lagos and Abuja, una no go see am. 😂

😆

Mrexcell:




The beating Obi gave to their lord and savior tinibu in lagos in the last presidential election is really still paining them the loss has affected them phycologically and mentally that's simply why they can't get over it.

Sometimes I wonder the age brackets of those of you that call yourselves Obidient.

Your matter is like that of a team that managed to win 2 big teams in a league now mocking the team that won the league.

Who is the president today?? 😂

Nigerians are in love with their chains and slave masters because of tribalism.

Especially these ones that call themselves Obidients.

Confirmedzombie:


I repeat, compare obi with chime or Rochas let's read from Ndi Anambra

Broo, if Fashola contest Presidency with Ikpeazu tomorrow, these clowns will tell you Ikpeazu is better and call you a tribalist for supporting Fashola.

😂

MrGlobe:
I repeat, PETER OBI is the worst governor in Nigeria and this is final. He nas no sense of leadership at all. Please tell me where the infrastructure he built is? The roads and other projects are all legacies of Ngige. You are talking of pictures, the same tool of peter obi's brainwash. Tell us the projects, not just the low quality bungalow houses he claims to be erecting as offices.
As for theodore orji, he took over from orji kalu, the worst governor at the time so I wont blame him but peter propaganda obi took over from the best performing governor at the time and killed all the tempo. Running the state like he is funding from his pockets. Ngige's 3 months is obi's 8 years.
Chikena

Another 2012 thread 😂 😂 😂

If we check very well this guy is Obidient today like the guy in the screenshot below. Just check his 2013 tweet and the one prior to 2023 elections. 😂

😂

sheanzy:
48k is too small.

Is it only the head and neck you looking at?
Can't you see Nose is out of alignment and the ear is a little bit over bent out of its natural position.

If you look closely we might go lower to 15k or so. THANK YOU

😂 😂 😂

YouAreNobody:


Benin kingdom precedes Yoruba and Igbo, everyting else you said here is jargon. Just imagine a vagabond from a tribe who still believe rituals is the only source of wealth speaking nonsense.
Gettout abeg. Attache by force, always afraid of standing on their own

Benin kingdom precedes Igbo, Fact!
Yoruba kingdom precedes Benin, Fact! Binis know Yorubas are their boss forget the small online grandstanding.

When Binis and Yorubas already have kingdoms and empires, Igbos were still jumping from one tree to the other, naked.

The day you mis.creants mess up with Binis they will tell you your real history.

armadeo:
Father in heaven guide me to the axs and shib of this run. That's all I want.

Amen! Same here.

I just dey dash Solana memes $50-$80 except for $BOME which I am really invested in. Then I have Solana and PEPE and that's all.

I really think PEPE/BOME will do axs/shib this bull cycle. God help me.

helinues:
Both Peter Obi and his supporters just like to lie ridiculously lately

It is because you need a bigger lie to cover a lie.

All the stories and hypes around Obi prior to the 2023 were all lies.

allcomage:
Reno, there times in the past you used to post motivational topics on finances, businesses, marriages , religion etc that endeared people to you. This Peter Obi issue is nauseating to the sane minds. You hardly talk about your tribe Ishekiri, your people and Delta state. Obi was not the only presidential candidate, they were about sixteen others that contested.

See the rubbish you are saying instead of commending him for always standing for the truth.

Nigerians self.

Splashme:
Peter Obi is my president.
The thief in Aso Rock is not my president
.

Tell the nuisance to bring down the price of petrol.

😂

ufotunang:
..fake news, fake pictures 🙄

Best way to describe Peter Obi and all the hypes and packaging around him. 😂

😂

NaijaPrince18:
Beautiful most of us know we are related only some miscreant non entity Benin people who think we are not.

Na Igbo people carry the thing for head pass self 😂

ufotunang:
...fake news

Lmfao 🤣

😂