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Tinubu has handed FCT over to hoodlums

Remain horrny of Ife make dem beat

But we have a President of certain zooo
Begging terrorists for peace deals and dem no even send am

How is this sick man still in power.
He should.be locked in a jail for pyschos

hardbody:
This X fold has cost me N1m+ to fix it differently on two different occasions and in anger I have grand fathered it for now

Really?
What was d issue u face with it?

Thats why I dey fear to splash 3m to buy my dream phone x fold

Shey una vote APC

You must chop statistics

Andolive47:
No message from the Minister of the FCT and President Tinubu on this Robbery attack

Insecurity is highest under this na tenure
And he keeps mute on it

Only talks about revenge and Tax

Alusiizizi:
You know, a whole former speaker of the house is now in a U.K. prison, serving, if I remember correctly, 10 years. A whole speaker of the house. Such a damning thing pride is, a man that probably fancied himself a god among men, now wearing prison uniform and enduring head counts in a U.K. prison. You want to know who else has no shortage of pride and fancies himself a god among men? I'll tell you, it's Wike almighty.

Thats UK prison na
Not Naija prison

Tomorrow
This one will come online to rant naija ladies are useless n wayward

Alusiizizi:
Wike is not nearly as intelligent as you think. Properties are the most traceable way to launder money, which is the real crime here. He'll be lucky if he doesn't serve prison time for this.

Serve prison time where?

Why would he have anything to hide when d master thief is behind his back

So why u asking for d money back.

U never said he was a loan
Count ur loss n move on

dbabs500:
Since we moved to the UK from Nigeria, its been a total change in situation. Whenever my wife and I have an argument, 3 ouf ot 5 times she will quickly pack her boxes and leave the house and then we resolve issue then comes back home or she comes back herself after her begging. Overtime now, she will just take few clothes and then drive off. Moreso its when we moved here that she started being domestically violent, using omo rogun, pestle to hit me, or slap me with left hand, or bite any part of my body. After we did marriage therapy session, I discussed all of these things, and she promised it will stop, but I just knew it in my heart that for her to have started to those traits, she wont stop. 2 days ago, we had an argument about her going to drop the kids at school without wearing pant and what she wore was a bit transparent, these are things we have talked about over and over again but she will end up doing it and tell me she feels comfortable without wearing pant.

A call came from my Nija friend, while talking i could overhear his gf grumbling in the background and some sort of argument started, he was now complaining to me about how his gf does not listen to him, shes always like a rebel, na him i dey advise am sey make she nor go marry nija girl now ooo, unless sey him dey sure, sey make him try to go other nationalities, this my woman dun dey back door dey hear me na so she show just push me comot for road, as i hold her hand na him she sey are u trying to hit me, omo na so she run enter room remove some clothes then drove out in her car, i come lock door based on sey as she dash out, she left the door wide open, i come go lock door with key, next thing i just see sey person enter house, all the way from where, from the back room window, she climb through window enter house, i try talk to her she slam door on me, she sha kuku drive out, i call her after 25mins, she nor pick, send whatsapp sey make i text am, i asked where the door key is, omo she ignore and didnt reply me. I left for work, 10mins after kids close school, my son called me and said mummy said i should call u to ask if ur at home or at work, i asked her why that is, she said to ask if i can pick them up. That day was my work day and her off day,in which na so we dey rotate am, but because she left the house she could not make it to pick the kids, the serious issue behind the above am talking about his, 3 weeks ago i was in nija for just 10 days, and the 9th day, my son was hit by her a car after school hours when she went to pick them, na barb i dey bard hair when she called me on video call laying down on a busy road that car has hit our daughter, i was calm and had faith, after taking her to the hospital all test came back good and was discharged same day, and after the traume she went through and myself and also the kids, cos my daughter who is my second witnessed this all scenario, madam promised she will never allow them walk home again, and i did same, but because of argument, she left the house and could not make it up while i was at work stating she went to fix her car. The parol enter my marrow, i come see sey since the kids nor even really matter to her, wetin come remain for the union, guys guys girls...take care.

She dey do 4uck another dude
Na excuse she dey use commot

pussyphilia:
I can't resist giving head to a girl I have huge attraction for. Once I'm deeply into a girl, giving her head comes naturally because when making love to her I'll want to eat her up. I won't care about any disease or whatever. It's only if I'm not that into a girl that I won't give her head. But making love to a girl I'm very much attracted to is heavenly! The girl will even know from my response during love making that I'm deeply into her. Even licking her anus would happen effortlessly!

I pity you

If I stop make I kpai

Stewpid club
Want to use him to catch cruise

What do u expect after letting go of all these players without strengthening

SarkinYarki:
It's only during dry season we can know if electricity supply has improved , you can't Claim electricity supply has improved in the Middle of a very rainy season

Its always same with dem.

When dry season starts n power supply drops they come back here to cry

Dead country

Funkymode:
Lagos will always be number one hotspot for baby mamas and sugar daddies

While Abeokuta takes the lead when it comes to single mothers as 95% ladies in Abeokuta are into Olosho (hookup) and out of this percentage, 93% - 94% are single mothers, while 1% - 2% are not single mothers

95% ?

How you take know?
Seems ur sistas dey among

iwaeda:
Brown Ideye, 36 years ke, makan, I will bend. 36 football age, 45 birth age. Congratulations to him anyways.

I know him one on one and he is actually 36

If your no 6 dey work does that look like a 45 yr ild

Bloomeverywhere:
Hello Nairalanders,

I don’t usually do this, but I feel like I need to put this out.

I am a 27-year-old guy, currently going through depression and some tough times in life. It’s been hard carrying it all alone, and sometimes it feels like I’m drowning inside my own thoughts.

I’m not here to play games or ask for hookups. What I sincerely want is a genuine female friend I can talk to – someone who can listen, share, and just be there as a friend. I believe friendship, especially when it’s real, can bring comfort and healing.

I respect boundaries, and I promise sincerity. If you’re also looking for someone to talk to or just want to be a friend, please reach out.

Sometimes, all we need is someone who truly listens.

Thanks for reading.

U na dey claim gehgeh university na

Why u need woman na

Excuse for broke men


The average young Naija man Loves women and if the have d funds will lavish to impress women.

Na broke guys dey join that class looking to boost their low self esteem

They openly gave away the plot twist

Host78:
GehGeh is only one of the first voices for the male.

More GehGeh are going to come up in the next few years and they will be more influential than GehGeh.

Women's delusion about their worth and monetizing relationship is currently driving men away.

And now, men are asking questions for the first time "what do they gain in the relationship with women?"

Before now any girl comes out to say "I cannot date a man unless he makes so and so or he does this or that for me" and she instantly becomes a force.

But they've driven this bus to the most distant bus stop.

Now men are not even fighting back. Men are not even cautioning these women. No, men are asking for what they will gain from their relationships.

And as it stands, most men are gaining nothing from these women.

Ozooour
No go settle your life dey fight women wey no send u

Such a pity
If he had done this in Nigeria he would had gotten away with his crimes

Very good
Everyone should try and overcome to evil weapon of d devil

My ticket oooooooooooo