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Andolive47:
No message from the Minister of the FCT and President Tinubu on this Robbery attack

Insecurity is highest under this na tenure
And he keeps mute on it

Only talks about revenge and Tax

Alusiizizi:
You know, a whole former speaker of the house is now in a U.K. prison, serving, if I remember correctly, 10 years. A whole speaker of the house. Such a damning thing pride is, a man that probably fancied himself a god among men, now wearing prison uniform and enduring head counts in a U.K. prison. You want to know who else has no shortage of pride and fancies himself a god among men? I'll tell you, it's Wike almighty.

Thats UK prison na
Not Naija prison

Tomorrow
This one will come online to rant naija ladies are useless n wayward

Alusiizizi:
Wike is not nearly as intelligent as you think. Properties are the most traceable way to launder money, which is the real crime here. He'll be lucky if he doesn't serve prison time for this.

Serve prison time where?

Why would he have anything to hide when d master thief is behind his back

So why u asking for d money back.

U never said he was a loan
Count ur loss n move on

dbabs500:
Since we moved to the UK from Nigeria, its been a total change in situation. Whenever my wife and I have an argument, 3 ouf ot 5 times she will quickly pack her boxes and leave the house and then we resolve issue then comes back home or she comes back herself after her begging. Overtime now, she will just take few clothes and then drive off. Moreso its when we moved here that she started being domestically violent, using omo rogun, pestle to hit me, or slap me with left hand, or bite any part of my body. After we did marriage therapy session, I discussed all of these things, and she promised it will stop, but I just knew it in my heart that for her to have started to those traits, she wont stop. 2 days ago, we had an argument about her going to drop the kids at school without wearing pant and what she wore was a bit transparent, these are things we have talked about over and over again but she will end up doing it and tell me she feels comfortable without wearing pant.

A call came from my Nija friend, while talking i could overhear his gf grumbling in the background and some sort of argument started, he was now complaining to me about how his gf does not listen to him, shes always like a rebel, na him i dey advise am sey make she nor go marry nija girl now ooo, unless sey him dey sure, sey make him try to go other nationalities, this my woman dun dey back door dey hear me na so she show just push me comot for road, as i hold her hand na him she sey are u trying to hit me, omo na so she run enter room remove some clothes then drove out in her car, i come lock door based on sey as she dash out, she left the door wide open, i come go lock door with key, next thing i just see sey person enter house, all the way from where, from the back room window, she climb through window enter house, i try talk to her she slam door on me, she sha kuku drive out, i call her after 25mins, she nor pick, send whatsapp sey make i text am, i asked where the door key is, omo she ignore and didnt reply me. I left for work, 10mins after kids close school, my son called me and said mummy said i should call u to ask if ur at home or at work, i asked her why that is, she said to ask if i can pick them up. That day was my work day and her off day,in which na so we dey rotate am, but because she left the house she could not make it to pick the kids, the serious issue behind the above am talking about his, 3 weeks ago i was in nija for just 10 days, and the 9th day, my son was hit by her a car after school hours when she went to pick them, na barb i dey bard hair when she called me on video call laying down on a busy road that car has hit our daughter, i was calm and had faith, after taking her to the hospital all test came back good and was discharged same day, and after the traume she went through and myself and also the kids, cos my daughter who is my second witnessed this all scenario, madam promised she will never allow them walk home again, and i did same, but because of argument, she left the house and could not make it up while i was at work stating she went to fix her car. The parol enter my marrow, i come see sey since the kids nor even really matter to her, wetin come remain for the union, guys guys girls...take care.

She dey do 4uck another dude
Na excuse she dey use commot

pussyphilia:
I can't resist giving head to a girl I have huge attraction for. Once I'm deeply into a girl, giving her head comes naturally because when making love to her I'll want to eat her up. I won't care about any disease or whatever. It's only if I'm not that into a girl that I won't give her head. But making love to a girl I'm very much attracted to is heavenly! The girl will even know from my response during love making that I'm deeply into her. Even licking her anus would happen effortlessly!

I pity you

If I stop make I kpai

Stewpid club
Want to use him to catch cruise

What do u expect after letting go of all these players without strengthening

SarkinYarki:
It's only during dry season we can know if electricity supply has improved , you can't Claim electricity supply has improved in the Middle of a very rainy season

Its always same with dem.

When dry season starts n power supply drops they come back here to cry

Dead country

Funkymode:
Lagos will always be number one hotspot for baby mamas and sugar daddies

While Abeokuta takes the lead when it comes to single mothers as 95% ladies in Abeokuta are into Olosho (hookup) and out of this percentage, 93% - 94% are single mothers, while 1% - 2% are not single mothers

95% ?

How you take know?
Seems ur sistas dey among

iwaeda:
Brown Ideye, 36 years ke, makan, I will bend. 36 football age, 45 birth age. Congratulations to him anyways.

I know him one on one and he is actually 36

If your no 6 dey work does that look like a 45 yr ild

Bloomeverywhere:
Hello Nairalanders,

I don’t usually do this, but I feel like I need to put this out.

I am a 27-year-old guy, currently going through depression and some tough times in life. It’s been hard carrying it all alone, and sometimes it feels like I’m drowning inside my own thoughts.

I’m not here to play games or ask for hookups. What I sincerely want is a genuine female friend I can talk to – someone who can listen, share, and just be there as a friend. I believe friendship, especially when it’s real, can bring comfort and healing.

I respect boundaries, and I promise sincerity. If you’re also looking for someone to talk to or just want to be a friend, please reach out.

Sometimes, all we need is someone who truly listens.

Thanks for reading.

U na dey claim gehgeh university na

Why u need woman na

Excuse for broke men


The average young Naija man Loves women and if the have d funds will lavish to impress women.

Na broke guys dey join that class looking to boost their low self esteem

They openly gave away the plot twist

Host78:
GehGeh is only one of the first voices for the male.

More GehGeh are going to come up in the next few years and they will be more influential than GehGeh.

Women's delusion about their worth and monetizing relationship is currently driving men away.

And now, men are asking questions for the first time "what do they gain in the relationship with women?"

Before now any girl comes out to say "I cannot date a man unless he makes so and so or he does this or that for me" and she instantly becomes a force.

But they've driven this bus to the most distant bus stop.

Now men are not even fighting back. Men are not even cautioning these women. No, men are asking for what they will gain from their relationships.

And as it stands, most men are gaining nothing from these women.

Ozooour
No go settle your life dey fight women wey no send u

Such a pity
If he had done this in Nigeria he would had gotten away with his crimes

Very good
Everyone should try and overcome to evil weapon of d devil

My ticket oooooooooooo

So a Nigerian senator can be sentenced to Jail in UK.

If he had done the operation on the boy here in Naija nothing would happen even if the boy dies he just pays off d family and go scot free.

AngelSlay:
Bro, I get it. You’ve met someone you really like she’s cool, cute, and things have been flowing well. Then boom you come across her TikTok and start noticing she’s filmed a bunch of videos in hotel rooms. That would make anyone pause and wonder what’s up.

But here’s the thing…

It’s okay to feel uneasy, but don’t assume the worst yet.

There could be plenty of reasons for those videos:

1. Maybe she travels a lot for work or meets clients in different places.
2. Maybe she likes the clean vibe of hotels for making videos. Or maybe those videos are just old stuff from a phase in her life before you came into the picture.

You didn’t see anything wild or compromising in the videos — just hotel rooms. That alone isn't proof of anything shady.

What I’d suggest
Talk to her. Not in a suspicious or “caught you” type of way. Just bring it up casually: “I saw some of your TikToks — some of them looked like they were in hotels. You travel a lot for work or just like the hotel vibe?”

Let her explain. Pay attention more to how she reacts than what she says — is she cool and honest about it? Or does she get weird and defensive?

Watch, don’t rush

You’re still getting to know her. There’s no need to make any big decisions now. Just keep your eyes open and let time reveal more. People can surprise you, in both good and bad ways, so don’t rush to judge, but don’t ignore red flags either.

Don’t do this though:

- Don’t start stalking her socials like you're building a case.
- Don’t bring it up in an accusatory way — it’ll put her on defense fast.

Don’t bottle it up either — that leads to overthinking and resentment.

Trust your gut, but give her a fair chance. You're not wrong to notice what you saw — just be smart about how you handle it. If she’s solid, she’ll respect the question. If she’s shady, you’ll sense it soon enough.

Thanks bro

ARISHEM:
You are very funny.
You see someone dancing and twerking in 11 different hotel rooms and you are asking if you should be worried. At least use your brain and judge for yourself rather than asking for our comment on this issue.
From here you should know that she has been laid more than 11 times by men. If you feel you can go ahead dating her it’s up to you nobody will crucify you.

Not twerking just normal dance

I recently started dating a cute lady which I really liked.

We started chatting in FB and shared contacts, after a while getting to talk and know each other we went on couple of dates to just see n talk.

Everything was fine and good, one day while browsing on my phone I stumbled upon her tiktok account.

She has lots of all these normal funny and dance tiktok videos, nothing suspicious until I noticed a good number of her videos are taken inside hotel rooms.

I was able to spot like 11 different hotels rooms she took videos. I know its an hotel room due to the arrangement, the telecom line and customized towels.

Though I didn’t see a guy in any of the videos, is this a reason to be worried as she is a fashion designer.

Please advise.

hatchy:
Why won't you get the job, afterall na GNLD. They don't choice.
You will hardly see a good company interview like that.
I only visit Lagos for business, anything outside that, no way.
Abuja, PH, Enugu, Kaduna are cities with normal humans inhibiting areas.

Its not GNLD its a cooperate firm.
Besides I didn’t get d job but would not have taken it anyway

I can never live in that Lagos very anyone post apocalyptic place.

I remember when I got an interview I travelled from PH to lag on a friday. The interview was scheduled for a Saturday so I stayed in my uncle’s place.

On the morning of the interview I waited at our street for keke like for an hour but none came. I later learnt there was fuel scarcity after finally seeing one we moved a little distance only to jam huge traffic jam.

I asked d driver I thought u said there is fuel scarcity and he said na so Lagos be ooo.

When I reach to bustop wher I would board d bus to the interview location that was even worse.

Traffic Jam noise and air pollution everywhere.
The bus even stained my white shirt and the mumu drive choose to follow a dirty market, I was so drenched in sweat.

I got to the interview an hr late and looking so tattered God saved me the interviewer was a nice person and still interviewed me.

But I made up my mind I won’t take d offer it took me 3 hrs to get to a location that will take me 45mins to jog on a good day.