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Havesomesense:
I got a text from my babe this evening, that she's pregnant, I have no doubt that I am responsible.

I plan to buy abortiion pills tomorrow morning.

Nigeria's economy is very hard to bring in a baby without proper planning.

I'm giving her the abortiion pill tomorrow, so nobody should try to change my mind.

For those of you with abortiion experience kindly advice.

Hi Please do not abort the baby Please don't

Please let your GirlFriend have the Child and I am ready to Adopt the child and also pay a 10million naira Adoption Fee.

I will also Pay 1m now so you will have enough funds for the anti-natal and other needs for the mother before she conceives.

Jubal01:
NO MA! 90k cfa is 120k+. Google is your friend.

before you go kill person

Ocholu:
PS: This thread is not for redpillers.

You know, nothing supercedes self enjoyment. Those times when you take yourself out and just have a good time. I normally do this a lot when I close a business deal. It almost a weekly something. Also, I do take my beautiful baby girl with me on many of such occasions.

But today, after writing few lines of JavaScript, my head began to jam pack. That was when I realized that I needed to unwind. I needed to take myself outta my gaddam closet for more than 4hrs. My body and mind quickly agreed, and I opted to go see a movie.

Freshened up, took my atm, got some cash (from experience, I realized that there's nothing cashless about Nigeria. Better hold some cash. Hence, I always move with some cash) and drove off to a popular cinema in town.

When I got there, I bought enough KFC's and water. They were showing "The 355" or so.

I took a seat in a position that'd really liberate my mental thinking. I quickly noticed that almost everybody were paired up. Boyfriend and girlfriends most likely. So I was a bit isolation, with a big bucket of KFC and some packs of water. I was there to just have an intrinsic fun. Not getting booed up.

As I was settling greatly into the scenery, my mind agreeing with my body that I really made a good choice of coming to see a movie. I smelt a nice perfume coming closer. As I raised up my head, a beautiful lady wanted to seat with me.

Well, I love women, and would hardly miss an opportunity to connect. I oblige and she sat beside me. She had popcorn and orange juice with her. We talked little by little as the movie went on. I quickly realized that she was quite intelligent and vast. Also, we shared a lot of interest.

She told me she likes my smile and the way I speak. She works with a finance company and also runs a saloon spar on the side. She is rich, from the scent of her cologne and bracelets I knew she was.

We talked and laughed more. Like we've known each other for donkey years. At some point, our hands were locked in each other as she laid on my shoulder. I was a bit surprised though. The chemistry was just there. She said that my eyes are seductive when looking at someone. Anyways, I don't know how it happened, but we shared some good kisses too.

I enjoyed my time. And oh! I didn't collect her number or made any effort of sliding into her pant because I have a girlfriend. Even though we kissed, I felt that it happened spontaneously and any other action thereafter, I can easily control it. Told her we may meet someday and sped back home.

The one na quack programmer oo.
Thinking of ToTo all the time instead of improving your coding skills

so many low budget teams in Afcon

on top drawing wey no fine sef

Paramilitary11:
Congratulations in advance bro. Remember us in your kingdom o

sure but his yeye Gunners neva score

Arsenal abeg na u remain for my ticket 1.9m at stake here

Nawa

And if you do this kind Job for Yankee you go be Millionaire for Naija

Ofadaman:
How can we stop ritual killings when we continue to blame the victims. Many broke and frustrated guys are quite happy about this, this kind of news get them excited, a way to warn those girls that rejected for a richer guy that they can be killed for rituals. Ritual killings can be anybody an innocent girl/guy on the road or going for an interview can be killed for rituals. We need to punish killers and make them examples and not blame victims which will only encourage the killers. There are guys reading this who think that the sacrifice the girls need to pay for hanging out with a rich guy is death, let's not forget that this is someone's child and sister.

This kind of post should not be encouraged, while ladies need to be careful out there, we must not blame victims.

To make it clear, no girl deserves to die for seeking fun , better life or enjoyment. And for the broke happy guys, there's no correlation between suffering and having wealth later in life, if a girl rejects you it's her choice ,same way you want a pretty woman ,they also have their choice in the men they want.

Thanks bro
Guys on this forum can be so discusting.

So happy when they hear news like girls being killed for rituals

The owner of that feet
Take a look at the ground where he is walking below the staircase please what does he expect his sole to look like?

Mine

Mom - 250k

Dad - 150K

Siblings shared 400k

SenecaTheYonger:
I’ve been waiting for 6 years and you never posted anything

For 6 years
I don turn Pastor already ooo

Na normal thing na

I was never a Pauper to use this thrash

d

husseinchoice:
I have been dating my girl for the past two years now.. she has this habit of keeping male friends in which she claimed to confide in them more than female ones. lately, I noticed there is fluent conversation between my girl and her manager, he calls and text her at night and sometimes drop her at her house.. in summary, I went to my gf house during late hour on Wednesday to recover my laptop and phone chargers only to meet her door locked from inside, the light was off and the windows were also locked. I knocked the hell out of the door but no response, I called her line but she was not picking. I spent 50 minutes sitting down down outside waiting only for her to come out with her manager.. she was shocked on seeing me, she was staring at me and she told her manager good night. I went inside and took my chargers, I wanted to leave but she hold on to me tightly and begin to cry, she said i should beat her if that will calm me. I don't know what to do because it's almost 12:30am and I couldn't go back home due to security reasons. I stayed over while she was busy crying the whole night.. I left her house very early in the morning.. since then she has been calling and sending series of messages.
I don't know what to do. I love her dearly but am heartbroken.
Pls help...

Another SIMP coming here to lament.
NLand guys just dey fall hands

Lols

This one don cast

Arsenal is BACK!

Happened:
Congrats to Davido as his accounts hits 200 Million Naira In less than 24 Hrs.

Shared by Illikannu Donald Chukwuma

We can make it to 1 billion

Beg well and politely if una wan beg
No dey use format

h

Let's all thank God for saving his life.

Wish you the best bro

the video looks overlapped and not video call.

Nlnd mods try dey wise

kinglee007:
Hello Guys and gurus in the house.

Please someone dearly needs your financial advice.
My friend Joe (not real name) resigned early from his working place in 2019 and before the resignation, he had a pension plan with a Pension Company (name withheld). With the little he got from his former working place, he applied to retrieve his pension from the pension company but was told that he could only access 25% of the pensions for now.

The remaining funds, according to what he said they told him, can only be accessed when he clocks 50. That's more than a decade plus from the time of his resignation.

The funny thing about the whole ish is that, within the period he resigned, some older staffs(who were not up to 50 years in age) also resigned and had the same pension plan with him. They were also told the same thing about the 25% thing. Joe, called me up about a month ago and told me he and one of his old colleague that resigned the same time with him met at an event and they tried to catch up on how they've been fairing after resigning.

The discussion led to the friend laughing at Joe (in a mocking way), telling him that HE HAS GOTTEN FULL ACCESS TO THE REMAINING FUNDS IN HIS PENSION ACCOUNT. This guy is like a year or two older than Joe.

When Joe asked him how, he said he can't tell him how but he should understand that this is Nigeria. Joe has been begging this guy ever since to tell him not until yesterday that he sent a number to him via text telling him to call the number and tell the lady that he is from Joe's friend. He said the lady will link him up.

So guys and gurus in the house, I decided to throw this question here because I know most pension funds are handled by PENCOM and if it's still the same PENCOM I know, that rule of 50 years still stands.

So guys, please is it possible for someone to really have access to all his pension funds before he or she clocks 50? Sorry for the errors you might have encountered while reading and also the long post. Will appreciate if a response can be gotten as soon as possible. Thanks

Yes you can
But only 25% after 4 months being unemployed

The video don leak sef

that one dey do na packaging
thus babe no be hawker

Justbehave:
The only woman that can love you unconditionally is your mum.No job,no love.Fellas stop deceiving yourselves.

if you loss your job and return to your family house your mom will still treat you like rubbish

What a Generation we find ourselves.

Parents proud of their kids banging on camera like they won noble prize award

I go be Olosho

Isokoson1:
Mehn this is beyond local man logistics

I know the pos guy. .
I know the police station

Igala people full that station..
Modafuckers arrest me say why I go go buy food wear only boxer and singlet... Bros I shock for my life.. Nigeria police are useless... all of them

As for the girl... She too greedy... You get 1.3 her sense no tell her say she suppose live olosho business...

Why did you buy food with only boxers and singlet are you a mad man

what are you typing sef