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Helinuse:
Because you have never used an iPhone before bro.

The day you use one, you will discover that with all those Android phones, you were not using a smartphone, but a mobile phone.

It's just like those Lagos people who used to jump as if Lagos were the best city that had ever happened on earth, traveling once to even Sandton, South Africa, or Windhoek, Namibia, and then discovering that the same Lagos they were fighting for is a slum compared to other countries' second-class cities.

Kylekent59:
Football is all about scoring goals

Who has the highest goal?

That will definitely be the goat.


Forget the awards and focus on the goals

writetopoker:
I will choose a lady I love.

This is because no lady has the capacity to love a man. Every lady has only the capacity to be submisive to a man and not love.
Ladies love without submission is a waste.


Finally my love for any of them will be dependent on her submission

Sonnobax15:

Oga robosky ,abeg relax

We all know that Messi only played afcon ,but the likes of Rodri only scaled through after playing tougher teams.

Super eagles could have done better than the pure rubbish Argentina played last night

If to say Messi know say na lamine yamal go later rubbish him career ,I know say Messi for kuku kill am for that omugwo

cr7lomo:
Saying crap... oh now , assists aren't included... cos he had 6 goal contributions out of the 9 goals Portugal scored at the tournament.. and u say the team was better without him...if not for him they wudnt have qualified from the group...

Portugal dint come 3rd in 74....they did in 66... and 3rd no be trophy... how come they cudnt qualify again till 86 ... it took them another 20yrs to qualify ... for just their 2nd WC ... then another 16 yrs to qualify again... Ronaldo qualified Portugal for every single WC ... a ream that ha never appeared in any final until Ronaldo...

If not for fifa help ...messi no go smell 1 trophy for e carrier ...

Messi left barca in shambles ....at least they have stopped being disgraced with high scores since he left... saying how many UCl hv they won since he left... he cudnt even take them to final in 6 yrs , until he left .... after promising them ucl...scammer ...fraudster....


Penalssi for MLS was a flop until dem go buy ex barca players to help the fraud after he was exposed as a frauds for psg... dem chase am comot as the fans booed him out of Paris, label am fraud

cr7lomo:
Messi played more world cup games than Ronaldo

Another dull penalssi fan... person be top scorer and top assists for his team in that Euros victory and u talk say e no play final... final na the only match for competition??

Portugal is better off and they cudnt win a single trophy until he joined the team... they only qualified for WC 3 times b4 him and he is now the only player to score in 6 WCs... won 3 major trophies with a Portugal that never won anything... highest goal scorer in history of Euros... na painment de do una ...

Why Messi no win am with 2 clubs too... the fraud went to psg and destroyed the team until they kicked him out b4 they won it back to back

Barca are better off without Messi cos they have won la liga titles...and dont get disgraced... 4.0 , 5.1 , 4.0 , 3.0 , 3.0 and the 8.2 .... daje goat wey promise barca Champions league b4 he run go psg as psg de show doings ...the fraud failed there as well...b4 fifa decide to still make am relevant by dashing him penalties and pushing him to win international trophy...the most overhyped player in history

cr7lomo:
I'm happy that the world of football is now speaking out ....its so glaring that fifa will have no choice but to balance it , especially after that Egypt game ... all over social media , messis legacy is being tarnished, that he got to where he is because of help from fifa ... so I happy as Messi , Argentina and fifa don cast .... even alot of Messi fans are angry at what fifa is doing cos its tarnishing his image as the one that was helped ... great time for what Ronaldo fans have been saying for ages .... 8 penalties in 12 different games for Argentina at the WC ... what a shame

kanmie:
Rooney 🗣️ “I’ll be completely honest, Arsenal were absolutely robbed tonight, there is no other way to put it. You look at that foul on Noni Madueke in the box; it’s a stonewall, 100% clear penalty. How the referee or VAR hasn't given that is beyond me, and it completely changes the dynamic of a Champions League final.

But for me, the moment that truly gave it away the moment you knew exactly what the referee was doing was that halftime whistle. To blow the whistle right as Arsenal are literally standing there about to take a corner? I’ve played this game a long time, and you rarely see that unless there’s a blatant bias. It was shocking, and it set the tone for everything that followed.

In the second half, it became a totally different game, and not because of the football. The referee made absolutely sure that every single 50/50 call, every little nudge, and every major decision went straight to PSG. It completely killed Arsenal’s momentum. But to be fair, I’m not even surprised. We saw the exact same story when they played Bayern Munich earlier in the tournament. The officiating was heavily skewed then, and it’s happened again on the biggest stage.

PSG might be lifting the trophy, but they cannot honestly look at themselves in the mirror and be proud of the way they’ve won this final. To win the biggest prize in club football like that? It leaves a horrible taste. Arsenal deserved so much more tonight.”

IyanAtiEgusi:
u no go school?
was 30k naira more than $100 in 2023?

IyanAtiEgusi:
to him, 30k naira was over $100 in 2023
obidients brain don roti I swear

Creditalerts:
your accrued intrest will be paid daily but your intrest will be paid out by the end of each quarter of the year,like for first quarter I just received my payment today from FirstAlly MMF but if you are investing in MMF Kindly avoid any 15percent offer it is a poverty offer🤣🤣🤣
All MMF are low risk investment and regulated by SEC your capital is secured.

david4mex:
Yes that is the account i pay to. Its a GTB account number. The account name is Squad GTFUND Managers

bassdow:
una sha no dey help matter. na to dey force person ask questions. na just now I see say na gtworld's app u dey use.

of course you need to fund the account. if scared, start with small amount e.g 5,000 naira ot whatever their minimum is.

Feel free to share the account number and account name here so those familiar with GT world's app confirm it's the accurate one.

Iamblessed8888:
😂😂No kill me with laugh oo

doggedfighter:
Hahahahaha

This guy 🤣

So you will just open an account and money will start dropping into the account for your enjoyment 😁

Iamblessed8888:
Opening the account only is not where investment stops. You mean you Just want to open the account and keep checking it daily for the millions to drop 😁😁

bassdow:
Have you registered and able to log-in ?

if you have, there are only 2 valid bank accounts to make payment (transfer) to; one is a customized stanbic IBTC bank account in your name WHILE the other is a general collection account below

Account Number: 1023413552
Bank Name: UBA
Account Name: NOM FIRST TRUSTEES STANBICIBTC MONEY MARKET FUND-COLLECTION A/C


Above details are for stanbic IBTC, if you registered with another fund manager e.g Norrenberger, firstAlly, etc; kindly do let us know

LoriHamo:
Hahahaha.... are you not going to FUND the portfolio?

Meanwhile.....be explicit so you can get help....


Which account did you open
Which app
Which account were you asked to pay to?( Usually, the custodian is always different from the initiating "bank" Incase of Stanbic(UBA) I think Gtbank is Citi Bank or so

bassdow:
truth be told, you either could go to a bank (for fund manager affiliated with banks e.g Stanbic, GTB, firstBank, etc) or open it yourself via their website / mobile app.

It's just like registering for Jamb. You either do it yourself via their website or you go to a business Center to assist you.

Now since you have done lots of READINGs, I presume you already know what MMF is but in case you don't; it's basically giving the fund manager your money for some time to earn interest at rates higher than what your bank savings would ever give you.

e.g 15.6% of 100,000 naira is 15,000 naira. Imagine when you save more than 100,000 naira and guess what, you can take your money almost anytime you want actually between 3-hours to 24 to 48 hours again depending on the fund manager.

Interest rates vary with some promising higher rates. You could get rates from 15% to 20% depending on the fund manager.

To get started with one of them, go to https://www.stanbicibtcfundsmanagement.com/invest-now-l8yyj3l8 and fill the form. There's another Norrenberger which promises between 17% and 18%, firstAlly currently doing about 18%, etc.

Get started with one, then feel free to add more as you learn and move ahead.

LoriHamo:
You can actually get info in Stanbic IBTC and GTBank customer service IN THE BANK.... about their MMF...
I went to bank. Met a staff and she gave me a number to message. That's why I'm here to ask whoever have done it maybe it's like that

Bluearrow:
Mutual fund has no business with banks, rather bank will tell u to put your money in fixed deposit. That was why they referred u to someone. Everything u need to start mutual fund is on this thread. Search this guy profile; emmasoft, use the link on his profile to register for any mutual fund of your choice & contact him on Whatsapp if u need any help. He was helpful to some of us when we got started. You don't need any bank.

Bluearrow:
If u have been reading this page non stop, how come u still went to the bank? What has mutual fund got to do with bank?