₦airaland Forum

You see your life? They say drink responsibly, you say no. You better run go Mountain of Fire may dem pray for you.

KnowledgePower7:
If arsenal win this game.
Let ogun strike all my babes tonight

Arsenal vs my street boys.
Arsenal go still collect wotowoto.

I curse Arsenal fans
Travel to PSV to collect beating.
Worst club in Europe and England

Saudi Arabia 3rd division is far better than Arsenal full squad. Tueh

Which year again? Pls repeat

W

RealityKings1:
No pussyyyy is worth a Lambo
Not even a Lambo tire

Ugh!

oluwaseunamos33:
Please what is so special of being US citizen?

Have you tried to fly from Nigeria and immigration were pressing your breast and checking your ass? You now have a passport that can take you to any country in the world VIP status without Visa. Just buy ticket and take off. There are more but manage this one.

For this dude to make move and have the DSS scampering to protect him, he definitely has the Chicago bagman by the balls. Probably some secrets he’s using for leverage. He seem to have mastered dining with the Devil quite well.

Two outcomes, either they send him to his ancestors or he becomes a new god

Haha! Mr 25%. Anybody do anyhow, collect 25

Racoon:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/02/top-10-most-productive-countries-in-africa-in-2025/

My corntree must sha find a way not to make a meaningful list like this but if it’s for corruption or terrorism, they will come tops.

With all that is going on in that country, 10 to 20 years from now Nigerians will queue for visa to Burkinafaso.

helinues:
Sorry to say, they are mad

Your leaders are pushing you to be killing yourself yet you can't use your head

When would Putin and Zelensky enter the boxing ring?

What is the difference between you and them? Your leaders paying you to be fighting yourselfs yet you can't use your head. They are in warfront and you're online.

When would Tinubu and Obi or Atiku enter the boxing ring?

Just like them.

Leobankx:
President Bola Tinubu says people may insult him but he knows what it takes to govern and build the country.


https://dailypost.ng/2025/01/05/people-will-insult-me-but-i-know-what-it-takes-to-build-a-nation-tinubu/

Oshey! Bob The Builder, how many you don build before?

Mummytoo:
Let's hear yours
What happened in your 2024

Everybody has a story for sure. One thing I'm certain of is for someone to be alive & still sane in Nigeria till this day is a miracle worthy of celebration.

Congraduations to everyone who made it this far.

safarigirl:
Rating: 5.7/10

Have you seen Christmas in Lagos? What did you like about it and what did you not like?

While your observations are valid, I must confess that your rating is a bit brutal and here's why. IMO, i think the movie is targeted more at the 'abroad people'.

It seems to me the producers wanted a narrative that appeals to the international audience more. You know Naija is famous on the glam side and the producers probably wanted to use that.

IMDb is often miserly with scores, but then it still managed to reach 6.3 (as at time of writing this)

The movie is star studded & reeks of glam, obviously there was no budget constraints. There are too many stories going on which is not necessarily a bad thing but can become overwhelming.

The soundtrack choices are good I particularly like the Esua's rendition of D'banj's Fall In Love & Taves' Folake (had me quickly searching for my Shazam app)

I think a rating in the 7/7.5 region is suitable. By the way, you could start a monetized review website and earn from it since you obviously enjoy doing it. If you'd like to explore the option, i can build it. Kindly message me.

francotunsco:
Presidential aspirant Adebayo spoke so eloquently well that one will think when this one get there, Nigeria go better! Hmnnn... Dey there. All of you guys are the same.

Abegii.

Meanwhile, your submissions are sweet to the ear. You appear brilliant and fit for the job.

Just that you will get there now and become another mysterious human being!

True

Mbanda:
What sort rubbish post is this?
So poor people are not suppose to have children again? But wait o, are you by any chance insinuating that the poor should leave child bearing for the rich, and the rich must continue to be rich and should never be poor no matter the circumstance?

Abeg how old are you?

When you see kids you know. Most of them are still being fed & can't survive without the handouts. A matured person with real job or own business will not be here 24/7 playing in the mud. A retard wouldn't understand systemic failure.

diabeticdeals:
When a deal is too sweet, it becomes diabetic

The name is so sweet, I'm licking it.

Aside: i think Nairaland should inclyde a function where any account not logged-in in at least once a year is deleted - it's an online standard. This will free up names & give more accurate user stats.

MadamVanessa:


Master strategist in the mud.

He built Lagos he will replicate the same template in Nigeria in the mud.

First class accountant in the mud.

Destined FAILURE

FAILURE personified

Embodiment of FAILURE

Tinubu of Iragbiji thanks for completely destroying Nigeria beyond repairs. You did well , thumbs up.

Ugh! You mean our first class akantant?
The guy is a Devil, his mission is to kill & destroy. Period!

Stranger in his own government?! This is supposed to be some clown's superhero and darling daddy o. Those same sets of clowns have shifted tents & now asslicking TPain - not learning from history & repeating it for stipends. Bunch of deranged, hungry things!

jazzman7711:
You are very stupid.

A country of Nigeria’s size should not have a sizeable navy?

But Egypt, Morocco, South Africa etc should all have?

Stupid riffraff.

Thank goodness none of you empty heads posting negative rubbish on this thread is anywhere near public office or power.

Ignorant school dropouts and empty heads.

I know you meant it for your entire lineage. No offence taken.

Napata77:
Fifteen Nigerian Navy warships, three helicopters, gunboats, and detachments of the Special Boat Service (naval special forces) have been deployed in this year’s Chief of Naval Staff (CNS) Annual Sea Inspection.

The warships include Nigerian Navy Ship (NNS) Kada, NNS Dorina, NNS Ibeno, NNS Ikenne among others.

NNS KADA
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ab/90/30/ab9030dbdc9a7bc0059fd15ee464ff34.jpg


NNS UNITY
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/3c/1d/333c1dd408af8ae34643389703a626e7.jpg


NNS THUNDER
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/34/e2/92/34e292d374a9f0c3177d1f27b1031c91.jpg

These ships are meant for international waters & are sheer waste of resources (for both purchases and maintenance). Which country is Nigeria at war with or planning to go to war with?

The money is better spent on building solid irrigation system, plantations, rice farms, modern farming tractors & machines, massive grain silos, processing plants & extensive SME support systems but hell no, they'd rather waste it.

No real developmental plan only tax, no focus, no economic strategy while the populace continue to starve and country waste away.

Cosmology, philosophy & music technology

The federal government has signed a letter of intent with the JBS S.A, a top global meat processing company, for investment in Nigeria’s $2.5 billion livestock sector.

Are these bots this mentally deficient or overly mischievous. If you can't differentiate between a statement that suggest Nigeria's livestock market is worth $2.5b (by whatever valuation) and JBS SA letter of intent to invest in Nigeria, it may be right to conclude that you are finished.

While signing letter of intent is not a bad thing in itself, the company has not even done a feasibility study to know when or how much to invest in Nigeria and these bat-bots are this worked-up, creating storm in tea cups. Even toddlers at the Nursery would do better at sitting still.

It's pathetic.

ThatOndoBoi:
Hello all, I've had this TV for a while now. It's TCL and actually not a smart TV but it lists several digital channels only that the programs don't run (channel lists screenshot added).

Someone suggested i get this black window antenna (picture included) but after getting and installing it, the result remains the same.

I'm wondering if anyone here has experience using a similar TV model or know a workaround to make those channel work.

Another person had suggested i get a digital converter box (whatever that is). I want to know if it's worth the stress or i should just continue to use it as it is. All other feature works as they should.

Anyone with idea?

Hello all, I've had this TV for a while now. It's TCL and actually not a smart TV but it lists several digital channels only that the programs don't run (channel lists screenshot added).

Someone suggested i get this black window antenna (picture included) but after getting and installing it, the result remains the same.

I'm wondering if anyone here has experience using a similar TV model or know a workaround to make those channel work.

Another person had suggested i get a digital converter box (whatever that is). I want to know if it's worth the stress or i should just continue to use it as it is. All other feature works as they should.

axglide:
Repent and accept Jesus Christ today. The life of sin does not pay, for the wages of sin is death. Romans 6:23

Nah! The wages of sin is not death. Everyone must die either you sin or not. Death is a progression of a life/soul's journey. It's natural.

What Gen is the processor & is it 14 or 15 inches?

NNPC and impulsive lieing! Sorry, we understand you just can't help but lie, it's what you have become. Trying to prove you're moving when you're obviously in a spot

Honestly a lot of Nigerians especially on Nairaland deserve regular brain checks. Easily believing a widely known investigative journalist known for exposing rots in the system even with his life at risk is into oil bunkering is comical.

Commonsense should tell us some high-ranking military officials or politicians were about to be exposed & so they had to turn the table.

It's a shame how people would rather waste their brain power (or semblance of it) on a Big Brother Show or something of its kind.

Don't rest! Continue to give them more pain - that's obviously your forte.