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IMPARTIAL:
Two women and a man. He tied them. He alternated between the two. While he was on top of one, the other was waiting for her turn. They could not shout and scream. They could not fight back. Nothing to grab and fight back.

The man now opened the door for them to leave. And they left peacefully without calling on anyone they saw on the street to call the police or help them.

RC plane but its beautiful 😍

DenreleDave:
Yehmy the lost cause

Man never bliv I could match his energy...... I have given you a work, you even dey do overtime..

You guys should watch out after our drama tonight, he will never call anyone scammer without evidence again

After smartworkfx don jail am for 10 days

Are you in lagos?

João Pedro has now hit 20 G/A this season… ✅

If bird do disturb the engine, why aren't wire mesh installed in front of it so the birds can't get inside?



Or is there something I'm missing 🤔?

Ae247:
Manchester city ahead ahead

Like Okada




Up Man City...

Stephenmouka4:
sam2310 wey never boom since them born am

Drforsuiciders:
U nailed it bro, d likes of pjtech aka plutoj for become full time owo mi da. While abba190 for dun turn to boko, then RollinTNDA for d drag wrapper wit market women
I rest my case

Jackstephans wetin dey happen na?

What's wrong with you two up there?


Stop behaving like kids please.

IgiveLadiesBj:
SOLD.



Thanks

You are doing well.

I'm impressed.

Usmanovic95:
He wan hear wetin sup between you and onome behind the scene na😆

Kalulu44:
Thru out my stay in the village, I can count how many times I ate at our family house, but I can't count how many times I ate at Oby's place, meaning almost all my eating and drinking was at her place. Oby was so into me that if 3,4 or 5hrs pass without seeing me in a day she won't rest.
I didn't even mingle much with my siblings nor made new friends. Do I need to, if we reach Lagos we go mingle as much as we want.
Honestly guys, to tell you the truth. My intention when leaving Lagos for the village was: Girls go hear am for my hand for village, but after seeing Oby, I didn't even think about going for anyone again.
Even if I still had it in mind, Oby wouldn't have allowed me, cus she was all over me like a rash. If she didn't see me for some hours, she don run come our house or go check me at the football field. The close marking no be here.
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Meanwhile, by on the 6th, I have started telling her we are going back on the 10th.
Tears started to roll down her cheek. Why are you crying I asked. She said she doesn't want me to go back. Eh! What am I going to be doing in the village? I told her not to worry I will come during Easter period. (Big lie)
The night of 9th, the eve of our travelling back to Lagos. We had our last and sweet memorable s*x. She tried one more time to persuade me to stay back.
I promise her that I will think about it very well and when I come during Easter I will give her answer, I think that calm her down.
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But it was all tears all thru the next day morning when she was escorting us to the motor park. She wept bitterly while holding my hand that my mum had to console her. She was saying her mind is telling her she won't see me again (which later became true).
I rmbr I said I took 2k from Lagos to the village to claim big boy. I was coming back to Lagos with 5k, courtesy of Oby.
She gave me most of her savings from the sales of her oranges and money been dashed to her by relatives.
Apart from the first day in the village that I bought drinks at their shop and oranges from her. I never spent money on anything again.
Oby makes sure I never lack anything, from foods to drinks to chewables and the most of it all s*x.
My mum finally console her, promising I will try and come back during Easter break.
Though I truly love her, but staying back in the village wasn't an option.
And I didn't know how to fix it for us to be together then, cus we were still young.
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To cut the long story short. I didn't even go back to Lagos. I went to stay with my dad in Warri who has been transferred there bcus of his job.
I stayed one year in Warri and then moved to Benin to stay with that my very uncle who tried to snatch Oby from me. I went to stay with him bcus I just got admitted into Auchi Polytechnic.
No phone to communicate with Oby, gradually distance cut us off.
Me I don't normally travel bcus I haven't stand on my feet financial wise.
By 2006, some of our village guys living in Benin who travelled for the 2005 Xmas holiday came back and told me Oby now has two kids for one village champion like that.
It really wound my heart, but it's what it's. I wasn't surprised bcus her sex appetite and drive at that age was something else.
Me too I have already moved on, cus I had my first child that year 2005 from one Benin banny......
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So guys, that's the end of one of my childhood sweet romance story. See you next for more exciting story of mine. You can still go to Diaries section for my Uber driving experience story. Thanks and remain blessed you all, and happy Sunday.

tesseract:
😁😁😁...Young love is a really sweet thing; the excitement, the Innocence and the prospects. As you get older and life hits you in different ways, the energy and the patience starts to fade away.

I swear

DeltaBachelor:
Chai. Vanity . But why do Ugandans and S.Africans type/speak English like that ? You go hear something like ; “ the boy was going home mulukele abankola suprimoko then he hit another classmate yukuwawa tamakpolo….” .


Anyways, back to the topic. Na Gen Z lifestyle be that na. Fake lives everywhere just to impress. Naaansenx!!!


Chai ! Na wa o . FTC again , Omo where is my gift o ? I need a duplex in FCT

LIVINGICONREBOR:
See this one. Them dey call out animals wey get horn, snail sef come out wan join queue.🥱

Omayie:
Eva
Ctn x48 pieces

price and location?

Clearance sale thread don turn to Comedy house.

BeginsAtHome:
OS from 1964 can easily pass for a mummy G O these days.

See how decent she looked for the nightlife.

DenreleDave:

Assurance1000:
While in secondary school ( boarding), I woke up one Saturday morning to discover that my sandals have been stolen. I confided in my sister and she asked me to get another persons sandals to avoid punishment on Monday. later in the day my friend told me that she found someone s sandals outside in the field (washed and left to dry). I told my sister about it and she advised to cut it on one side so the owner will not be able to recognise it. I did just that informed her and she congratulated me. You can imagine her surprise when she later discovered that the sandals I stole was actually hers.
Till date I still laugh out loud when I remember that incident.

luminouz:
Ever had dysentery or is it diarrhea before in a bus from oshodi to toll gate(Agbado ijaye) ......I had n it was brutally nasty.....here goes
I went to a conference @ Eko Hotel n towers.... Had a lotta drink n food...... I was feeling full when one of d servers ( a cute dark geh like DAT) offered me a whole plate of rice....2 big turkey pieces n some salad...instead of me to keep till later.. I wolfed it all down.....was on d bus from island to oshodi when my tummy(had been behaving funny since morning coz I ate beans) started playing me some tunes...I ignored n it was controllable till I got to oshodi @7pm( u know Lagos traffic)
From oshodi to ijaye na DIE.......my tummy revolted n I spent virtually all my energies compressing my ASS while poo rhythmically swore to find a way thru..d consequence.....abnormal sweating!!!!!
D Lady sitting close to me noticed n was concerned...kept asking if I was alright...couldn't speak just nodded...all my power focused on d gravity defying.....tummy compress ignoring....all purpose fvck up giving... POO....
d poor thing thought I had malaria n was busy using a hankie to pat my face.
DAT day I cursed all d drivers causing holdup in Lagos..... I was half dead with exhaustion by d time d bus drew at my bustop!!!! I practically flew out n started running like a mad man looking for any place to drop d poo......
It wasn't funny coz some peeps thought something happened n a few started running too!Lmao!!!!! I knew I couldn't hold it any longer when I called a bike man..offered him a thousand bucks to carry me anywia I can deposit poo......dude was a pro.....n rode like hell for an eatery way past my house.....I barged in straight to d Loo.....n VOILÀ!!! Emptied my load in there... Spent like 30 mins inside......I felt like I just gave birth or something!!!! Bike man carried me home(nice guy)
I never got a chance to thank DAT nice geh in d bus...my only regret!!!

Donald3d:
FIRST ONE
It was in Yabatech(when boko boys ere throwing banga anyhow) ,there are some "unisex" toilets there .Civil Engineering building to be precise .
Na so i go blast o,i set an alarm on my wrist watch.
There was a girl blasting in the next toilet .
Na so alarm begin ring o.(it sounds like a ticking bomb)
Fear catch the girl "what is that ooo,pls somebody who is there o".
I had to clear her fears ,shouting from the next toilet "somebody is here o,it is not bomb o its is my watch o"

SECOND ONE
was in Jss3 , I was being transferred to another school .And I had a crush on Deborah,Omo i cry tire ,.Why is my father wicked like this

NotOfThisWorld:
Right. I read Mr.Cork's post and just giggle and laugh. Idk who takes his posts seriously. They're also rather funny and silly to me.



Are you referring to me? Who is this? Yes, I'm still the same. There's no hiding my personality, even if I try.

I don't have kids. I never marry nor born yet.

What about you?

Who are you?

I was referring to Mr Cork not you.

Kobojunkie:
. Are you being coerced into maintaining contact with this girl? If not, please tell her you are not interested in her and let her move on to find herself someone who would not see angles in her face and consider her ugly as a result. Her DNA is not her fault, so there is no reason why you should feel it is your place to make her feel it is so. 🥱🥱

cr7lomo:
My own be say no ever make mistake go collect BJ from am.....e get why

NotOfThisWorld:
Which one is "l realized she doesn't like typing much words so she doesn't give out enough information about herself". What sorta excuse of denial is this? If you've been communicating or attempting to communicate with someone with someone you met last year and they're barely responding to your or your questions, then they're not interested or might be in another relationship already, which means you should stop wasting your time and move on.

Which one is "I ate well from my house so as not to order their food.... I also thought that someone coming out for a date at an eatery by 3pm, would have eaten from their house and wouldn't order food but light refreshment like a snack and bottle of soft drink but l was wrong". If you're taking someone out on a date and it's you who asked them out and the person suggested a restaurant, then you should have enough money for both of you to eat! You saying you ate well from your how and thought she would've also eaten from her house is rubbish. If you're broke or cheap, then just say that instead of talking nonsense. Of course, she should also have her own money, but if you're taking someone out, as the man who did the asking, it should be YOU who pays. She didn't even order much; she ordered fried rice with fish and a bottle of coke, which came to N6200. That's just $4.57 CAD and 5.47 CAD. So that was too much for you to spend and to the extent that you couldn't order anything for yourself but a bottle of Schweppes for 1K? You seem like a cheapo or a miser. If I were her, I wouldn't pick up your call again either. I'm not saying someone should be on a date with you and be ordering expensive food but what she ordered wasn't costly and if you can't afford that, then you've no business taking anyone out on a date.

BOTH of you are red flags. It's likely that she wasn't interested from the get-go, while you are a cheapo/miser/stingy somebody anyway.

Kobojunkie:
A women is not a toy but a living breathing entity exactly like you. The only difference is that she has a different plumbing system than you do. That is all. 🥱🥱

Reading this post of yours, I will recommend that girl never contact you again because all it shows is that you are not ready to date anyone at all. How can you say you are wanting to date anyone only for you to hyper focus on the mundane and not on what matters which is supposedly chemistry between the two of you? 🥱🥱

If that girl had come concerned only about how much she would obtain from you, would you consider her sensible? 🥱🥱

You don come.

NotOfThisWorld:
. Official report

Na that official report even make me click the page sef. No be mister cork again?


Sometimes mr cork, I wonder if your kids did inherited your account because when I joined nairaland, I noticed you had been a member under slightly different username.



I'm grown now and you are still the same. I no believe am sha. You must have passed it unto your kids

Citroen19digit:
To wealthyonos.

I don't know why they are banning my replies

Even if i put leg, she cannot be satisfied by me. We can not feel it, she needs 2 things,

1) a different man with his different thing and spirit.

And

2) a long thing.

Now, for number 1) i now see what happens to married women and why we men really love to have meet them.

Now, i know that it is because they are very very hungry for any man. Every man that is not their husband is very sweet and exciting whether he has a small thing or not.

And so they must enjoy him and he too must enjoy her because the whole package and experience is very new and electrifying.

And that is why there is always a strong attraction for married women.

And if the guy has a long one, then number 1 and 2 is automatically fulfilled .

Then, say bye bye to your wife because she must fall in love with him for he is her true first. She cannot help it, she just must.

That is why you see girls did not really answer in the thread https://www.nairaland.com/8592186/girl-ever-truly-forget-guy whether they never forget the guy who disvirgined them on the thread

Now, i know as i have been suspecting all along, It is not about who disvirgined her but about who gbenshed her till she scattered in love for him. That is the true first boyfriend they can never forget

So, here is a bad side for marrying a virgin, for there is no rest until she goes through all these experiences.

So, brother, i have to face it, i have expired in her hand like a battery. I can no longer start her engine again.

As, i told her, now I understand why husbands cheat. I believe this is what happens to them.

If only married men had spoken, i would have preferred not to marry or at least marry with a plan

garriAndsugar:
At first I thought it was Edo air ways or Akwa- Ibom airways

Congrats Man