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Romance / Re: I Am Single, I Need A Girlfriend by Thazard(m): 8:46pm On Sep 19
BareFacedLies:


Ignore that guy, he's one of the professional beggers we have on this forum and he has nothing to offer you.

He'll just expand your pΓΊssy for nothing grin


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Sports / Re: Atlanta Dream Sign Ezinne Kalu To Hardship Contract by Thazard(m): 10:37am On Sep 19
kasim155:
Hmmmm the headline was a bit scaring


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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Thazard(m): 7:29am On Sep 18
Please someone should help me with data.

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Religion / Re: Lord's Chosen Reacts To 'AK-47' Testimony by Thazard(m): 6:54am On Sep 18
Gadafii:
Na that old mama wey seize 3 kala muzz me pass πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Followed by the one that was carried by A lion like an aeroplane😒😭🀣

Even the hypeman shouted "heyyyy" 😒



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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Thazard(m): 1:57pm On Sep 15
Some clients are terrible people.

After all struggles,to give him his profit turns into a real problem


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Thazard(m): 12:54pm On Sep 14
Jamiuokolaa:
Lmao

See as dem delete Deligt for there grin



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Travel / Re: Why Airplanes / Aircrafts Have A Hole In The Back Of Their Tails by Thazard(m): 8:45am On Sep 14
NnamdiN:
Never noticed this. Why I go look plane nyash ?


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Travel / Re: Funny Moment A Taxi Driver Pretended To Faint After Crashing Into An SUV(photos) by Thazard(m): 8:38am On Sep 14
Wawelexy:
Lol.... He will wake up in police custody grin


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Family / Re: Check The Statistic Of Single Motherhood Percent By State In Nigeria β€” Statisene by Thazard(m): 8:35am On Sep 14
FourQu:
Its normal. In igbo land a man hardly marries two wives and a woman hardly marries two husbands unlike some other tribes we know wink

Our igbo wives stick to their husbands through life or death. That's why everyone wants to take an Igbo woman as a wife even if their bride prices are astronomically high.

Indeed, Igbo Amaka



So you're trying to say that in the north and southwest where polygamy is the norm, that all those women that remarry after first having kids for one man are thereby bound to deliver USELESS CHILDREN for their new husbands? πŸ€”

Hmm. No wonder . . . Many things are adding up now cool this must be the reason why we lack useless children in the south east


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Food / Re: Man Collapses On Road Due To Hunger, Good Samaritans Help Him With Food by Thazard(m): 5:10pm On Sep 13
NwaAmaikpe:
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Someone will soon blame it on the hardship from Tinubu's administration.
Please, not everything is caused by Tinubu.

This is a pure case of hunger-induced hypoglycemia.

It starts with sweating, before dizziness and fatigue sets in, the next thing, your preek shrinks and you start seeing double; then you lose consciousness and fall to the ground due to heavy pulsations.
If you are lucky to quickly get some sugar in, you survive, otherwise your body goes into shock and you die.

It happens to me, but quite the polar opposite.

Ladies complain I am so sweet that I have to constantly regulate my blood sugar through frequent ejaculation.

So if NwaAmaikpe collapses in your neighborhood, don't give me sugar, it will kill me; just get a widow to perform lifesaving blΓ΅wjobs.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Raid Katsina Hospital, Kidnap 4 Women by Thazard(m): 5:06pm On Sep 13
NwaAmaikpe:
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My heart goes out to any man whose wife is kidnapped by Nigerian bandits because it never stays the same.

My friend's wife was released after spending 6days with bandits and their marriage disintegrated almost immediately.

He said upon return, she kept comparing the performance of his preek to that of bandits.

There's a thing line between Stockholm syndrome and outrightly being mean.
How will you compare the stamina of a regular man with that of herdsman who is perpetually high on burantashi and cannabis?

These bandits are really causing havoc to Nigerian families.
Considering how frequent this is now happening, I just hope it is not this women inviting them over to also have a feel of rebel romp.


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Romance / Re: What Was That Incident That Made You Stop Your "Talking Stage" With Someone? by Thazard(m): 4:50pm On Sep 13
PerfectStranger:
She peeped to check my balance after making transfer for the drinks I bought, red flag grin


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Romance / Re: What Was That Incident That Made You Stop Your "Talking Stage" With Someone? by Thazard(m): 4:50pm On Sep 13
NoSmoking:
She said ,"can I ask u a favour?'

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Thazard(m): 4:45pm On Sep 13
SamueItem337:
We never even fit win for Europe I dey see US and Brazil games


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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Thazard(m): 11:52am On Sep 13
Everyday247:
Sub me, make i watch the video give you opinion. grin


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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Thazard(m): 3:32pm On Sep 12
Everyday247:
Bossman, You no even send grin grin
Even if they call you beggar from morning to evening, nothing concern you, you go still drop plate. grin grin grin


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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Thazard(m): 3:29pm On Sep 12
akwesenana:
I swear to God, bro. How I go dey banter person wey be say I go spend like 15 minutes trying to decode what he meant. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Thazard(m): 8:28pm On Sep 11
PJtech:
Everyone I'm the same person as tojah. That's my rich man moniker

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Thazard(m): 8:23pm On Sep 09
I'm not trying to start a tribal war but I'm in owerri right now for work. My first time though.


But I noticed everyone's out today. Isn't the sit at home order in place anymore?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Thazard(m): 8:03pm On Sep 09
WhoDeyHause:

Many people fit use crab untop eba do Christmas this year. grin


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Politics / Re: Has Nigerian Police Advanced Like This? (photo) by Thazard(m): 4:41pm On Sep 09
UnstableFC:
The burial cloth wearing apes with AK47 will reject the training even if it’s given for free

Because they prefer to shout

Shun sir

All correct sir

Instead of pressuring thier CP to urge the government to include forensic departments to police stations and all bank biometrics be forwarded to the police


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Romance / Re: My Olosho Business Has Casted In Abuja. I Have Changed Location - Lady (pic/vid) by Thazard(m): 2:12pm On Sep 09
jorion:


Only a SIMPANZEE would marry an olosho...



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Food / Re: See How To Revamp Your Leftover Boiled Yam. (pictures) by Thazard(m): 8:43am On Sep 09
OmotolaDiego:
This is what this administration has reduced us to

Tinubulation is happening indeed!πŸ€”

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Romance / Re: Why Do Skinny Men Like Big Women?(photo) by Thazard(m): 7:50pm On Sep 07
EmekaBlue:
They want to enjoy the flesh they dont have. Bone to Bone wouldn't be nice to them

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Romance / Re: Why Do Skinny Men Like Big Women?(photo) by Thazard(m): 7:50pm On Sep 07
VinnyBaba:


Big Big things ti Mo Like (In Young Jonn's) voice. cheesy smiley


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Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone Who Lives In Rooms Like This? by Thazard(m): 7:49pm On Sep 07
advanceDNA:
I like as all women think they will marry billionaires .... grin grin


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Thazard(m): 7:23pm On Sep 07
Jodera:

This have been my question that most Chelsea fans certainly don't want to see esp when you're talking about a player in his prime who's even an African/South American.

No kind of desperation will make an African brother go that low in wages. Chelsea owner no try at all grin


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I love Africans,

Ah swear...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Thazard(m): 7:35pm On Sep 06
Gucciboy:
Thank you Cole PalmerπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

Football over money and Ego

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Thazard(m): 2:14pm On Sep 06
Jodera:

Lol...
None of them will do.

They're just doing it because they know they really needed a striker and they're desperate for one so they don't mind if Osimhen comes for cheap (in terms of wages). I strongly believe that all of them in Osimhen's shoe won't take such a deal.

Who loyalty epp? grin


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Ah swear...


No be Nigerians again?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men These Days Think Everything Is Billing - Lady Says (pic/video) by Thazard(m): 9:09am On Sep 04
Zonefree:

The funny thing is, they're creative and smart when it comes to billing.

If a Nigerian girl wants to bill you next week, she'll start this week to fine-tune you.


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Foreign Affairs / Re: In Dubai, We Don't Go To The Gas Station; It Comes To Us: Dubai Man Shares(pix) by Thazard(m): 9:05am On Sep 04
Apctinubufool:
It can only happen in Nigeria in year 2080 DC grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


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Sports / Re: 20,000 Naira Gifting To My Followers Only by Thazard(m): 4:11am On Sep 04
Mr guobe

I've been following your analysis for some time now.


Don't I deserve a shot?

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