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Politics / Re: Vice-president Elect Kashim Shettima Meets IBB In Minna by TheChameleon: 10:05pm On Mar 31, 2023
PureMe01:
This man just dey happy dey prepare himself for the expected soon. grin

All agbado will lose out las las whichever way. They got played

Yet you are crying everytime like a baby tongue

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Family / Re: Why I Chose To Distance Myself From A Sibling by TheChameleon: 8:58pm On Mar 31, 2023
Pbethel tried with her submissions.

In Life, just don't expect people to always reciprocate your good gestures to them. Even siblings.

That way you wouldn't be disappointed. Leave that sister of yours. Karma has its ways.

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Politics / Re: IPOB: Army, Police Kill 5 In Aba During Protest Against Nnamdi Kanu's Detention by TheChameleon: 8:42pm On Mar 31, 2023
Softmirror:
AS IT STANDS, PETER OBI IS GREATER THAN KANU AND OJUKWU COMBINED. grin

Joe Igbokwe is the greatest Igbo ever... dead or alive.

His rank as Special Adviser on Gutter Cleaning is the most appropriate. grin

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Crime / Re: Begging For Sex Is Rape - Nigerian Lady Argues (photos) by TheChameleon: 8:29pm On Mar 31, 2023
If you do it in West.... you will be booked for rape.

Not all these overpowering gals in Africa. That's pure rape.

I usually ask you to UnCloth yourself. Not in for the struggling and wrestling. angry

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Politics / Re: Police Arrest Eze Ekene Obinali Over Anti-Uzodinma Publication (Photo) by TheChameleon: 8:14pm On Mar 31, 2023
When traditional ruler dey behave like their youths without hometraining... Koboko is used to reset to factory settings.

That's how an Eze was mercilessly flogged in Ondo when he misbehaved. grin

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Celebrities / Re: 'This Is Spiritual' – Uche Maduagwu Reacts To Death Of Yul Edochie’s Son by TheChameleon: 7:32pm On Mar 31, 2023
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Typical Igbo man... doesn't know when to shut up!

Some will still come here and prove me right.

Loquacious and very cowardly when real fighting starts.

None was chosen to lead Biafran Army. It was Victor Banjo, a Yoruba man who did.

Ojukwu fled like Kanu did. Peter Obi took the baton.

Crime / Re: Doctor Arrested For Revealing Patient’s Information Online by TheChameleon: 6:41pm On Mar 31, 2023
I hate 3 places - Police Station, Prison and Courts.

Prison is the worst. It's very very likely you will be disvirgined anally. undecided
Crime / Re: Master! 36-year-old Adepoju Defrauds American Government by TheChameleon: 6:06pm On Mar 31, 2023
dawnomike:
Dude was my secondary class mate back then in Ibadan...

...then he started rolling with some Igbo guys I learnt. Also schooled in South East Nigeria...most likely. undecided

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Crime / Re: 2 Chinese Nationals Jailed 6 Years Each For ₦‎50 Million Bribe by TheChameleon: 6:00pm On Mar 31, 2023
dondodo:
Same thing is going to happen to Tinubu very soon

Ask your mum if your biological father is Tinubu....especially if she shares the same obsession with the man like you grin

Crime / Re: 2 Chinese Nationals Jailed 6 Years Each For ₦‎50 Million Bribe by TheChameleon: 5:58pm On Mar 31, 2023
inoki247:
Lol....


No wonder China dey reject our loan offer dem don go arrest Chinese people wey dey supply dem loan....

The 10million bail option too small the Judge suppose set dere bail with same amount we are owing Chinese at least to help us write off our debt with China shocked shocked

Wicked bad guy... this your last sentence nawa ooo.

You wan make these 2 pay ransom and write off ALL Nigeria's debt to China.

Chinese government go execute and kill their entire family plus everyone who ever spoke to them grin

Health / Re: FMC Umuahia Conducts 11th Successful Kidney Transplant In 4 Years (PHOTOS) by TheChameleon: 12:34am On Mar 31, 2023
Antimandatethie:

Antimandatethie to his useless father and wh0re mother-
you com carry the matter for head like say na ur burial uhm

Eyah. Them don become OBItuaries? grin my condolences. grin grin grin e pain am die cheesy
Politics / Re: What Happens If One Who Was Elected Is Not Present During Swearing In. by TheChameleon: 7:31pm On Mar 30, 2023
Tinubu will be there with his signature cap.

And you... Will shed very hot tears.

His face will be plastered everywhere in SE. Move on or keep crying for 8 years. No one cares! undecided

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Politics / Re: Obi: Bashir Ahmad Compares Lagos Vs Anambra Presidential Results by TheChameleon: 7:15pm On Mar 30, 2023
Peter Obi can't EVER declared President.

But if it mistakenly happens...

SW will do peaceful protests and quieten down. But the North will erupt in a way you have never seen before.

Some dumb people were saying Northerners will not choose Tinubu over their "son" Atiku.

We told them they will and they argued foolishly. Hausa will NEVER accept an Igbo President.

1000s might be killed. But it wouldn't happen anyways. angry

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Politics / Re: Where Exactly Did APC Rig The Election? by TheChameleon: 3:15pm On Mar 30, 2023
If APC rigged... how come they lost Presidential Elections in Lagos and Kaduna?

It was the freest and fairest elections in Nigeria's history .

Tinubu has become President-Elect and Obi can frame his 3rd Position nationwide + 1st in Lagos Position

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Romance / Re: Lady In Shock After She Got Dumped By Boyfriend For Not Flushing The Toilet by TheChameleon: 2:36pm On Mar 30, 2023
Funny enough...one big yellow babe Ngozi did the same.

Pretty girl. She came in...saying she was pressed. I said hold on and let me show you the toilet.

She said she wanted to pee on the floor.... I said NO.

Showed her the toilet and by the time I returned the toilet was oozing. She peed on the floor. angry

I was starved so I still banged. But I NEVER returned her calls again.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu And Hamzat Receive Certificates Of Return by TheChameleon: 2:30pm On Mar 30, 2023
Greatness21:
Dominique or whatever you call yourself, is this not against the forum rules? Seun please take down this comment, most of your moderators are biased

Why are you crying. I don't see any insult.

Is 3rd Position not failure ? That's a fact nah grin

Peter Obi got a 3rd Class and then 3rd Position. GRV Lagos can also try GRV Anambra
It's just good advice nah.

We are ONE. We are all Nigerians cheesy

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu And Hamzat Receive Certificates Of Return by TheChameleon: 2:28pm On Mar 30, 2023
NewNg1:
@Seun look at what your platform has turn into.

The hatred on this platform needs federal government intervention. Mr Seun despite what you said few days ago, the abuse on this platform has been on the rise.

Reassess yourself and your mods.

Don't push users to start reporting this platform.

Please dont cry at the attached picture. grin

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Politics / Re: Fasoranti To Adebanjo: It’s Illegal To Assert Obi Won Presidential Poll by TheChameleon: 2:24pm On Mar 30, 2023
Refinedbeing:
This Adebanjo of a man is the worst of all the leaders of Afenifere I've ever lived to know.

It's even difficult to tell if he's merely using the position to become a politician or make gains from politician or indeed care about the Yoruba race like WTF. Afenifere is supposed to look after the Yoruba race worldwide an not start fighting the interest of the same Yoruba race.

Who made that dude the leader in the first place self. Which tribe and state is that dude also from. We've always done our part here in Ondo state I mean.

Tinubu's simple strategy against him is the best - SILENCE.

The way he ignores the man makes him so frustrated grin

Tinubu can easily push him out as President. But I trust Tinubu. He will just allow him to wither away in irrelevance.

Imagine shouting and insulting someone for almost a decade and the person doesn't consider you worthy of a reply?

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu And Hamzat Receive Certificates Of Return by TheChameleon: 2:16pm On Mar 30, 2023
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Tinubu - let them win Lagos and KD in Presidential Elections

His boys - shocked shocked shocked Oga are you sure ?

BAT - Just deliver Lagos and KD for Guber.


Results 1 - APC President and APC Governors in both states.

Results 2 - attached pictures.

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Crime / Re: Master! 36-year-old Adepoju Defrauds American Government by TheChameleon: 2:00pm On Mar 30, 2023
grin

Say NO to tribalism.

Seun told me over dinner with his effeminate voice and pink cowboy hat...

"Cam my friend, ple, pleee pleaessssee.... eluupppp mee catch the bigots" he stammered grin

Seun Osewa, walahi you're stingy. You offered my Zobo instead of champagne. undecided angry

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Dismisses Nwajiuba's Suit Against Atiku, Tinubu by TheChameleon: 1:36pm On Mar 30, 2023
Why are these guys sore losers and always whining ?. grin
Business / Re: Fire Guts Olowu Spare Parts Market In Lagos by TheChameleon: 1:31pm On Mar 30, 2023
It has began.... cool
Politics / Re: Photoshopped Image Of Obi Shared By Keyamo by TheChameleon: 12:16pm On Mar 30, 2023
Ezeama400:
In 2003 Obi came 3rd behind Mbadinuju who was AD candidate.. Nigige was declared the winner..

We know how it ended up..

Keyamo said he's a SAN that knows about Law and history, but his brain is obviously malfunctioning

Anambra no be Nigeria. We no be mumu. It can happen with Obi in Anambra or Hope in Imo.

But look at the region. Its a cesspit that all the indigenes flee. So why expect Nigerians will accept a 3rd Class Dullard like Obi ?

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Politics / Re: Photoshopped Image Of Obi Shared By Keyamo by TheChameleon: 12:13pm On Mar 30, 2023
grin grin cheesy

Them sabi make Obidients cry. My belle wan tear.

grin grin grin

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