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Religion / Re: We Sacked Staff, Shut Down TV– Damina On Struggles After Members Stopped Tithing by TheChameleon: 3:27pm On Sep 04
Segzy19:

Segzy19 to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother
Love how I make my mother cry. I will destroy my mother's uterus. That's a promise since she's CBS. Central Bank of Sperm grin

Religion / Re: We Sacked Staff, Shut Down TV– Damina On Struggles After Members Stopped Tithing by TheChameleon: 2:37pm On Sep 04
BeigJawnson:


May your dreams not come through ...

Learn English first.

TRUE*

Your own dreams aren't coming true...any time soon grin
Religion / Re: We Sacked Staff, Shut Down TV– Damina On Struggles After Members Stopped Tithing by TheChameleon: 2:35pm On Sep 04
Segzy19:
grin

Love how I made you cry. I will destroy her uterus. That's a promise since she's CBS. Central Bank of Sperm grin

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Crime / Re: Wife And Children arrested for beating up 75-year-old Husband In Anambra by TheChameleon: 2:20pm On Sep 04
illicit:
So my ibo girlfriend go later flog me...?

shocked

She might lock your ribcage with yam 🦵 legs during kerewa.

"Who wan drink corpse water or fight relatives over inheritance? "

That's what Ngozi told me as I was about to cum and I wanted to fetch a CD. 💿
Religion / Re: We Sacked Staff, Shut Down TV– Damina On Struggles After Members Stopped Tithing by TheChameleon: 2:18pm On Sep 04
Segzy19:


Segzy to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother
That's why you are still where you are in life.

Dig your mother, sisters and other family members first.


Let me finish with your mum. Still pounding grin

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Religion / Re: We Sacked Staff, Shut Down TV– Damina On Struggles After Members Stopped Tithing by TheChameleon: 2:15pm On Sep 04
Holluwhakemmy:
You can't be a pastor because the motive behind it is bad you can't continue to spoil God's faithful names

Fatoyinbo@busoladakolop*ssy.com ?
Religion / Re: We Sacked Staff, Shut Down TV– Damina On Struggles After Members Stopped Tithing by TheChameleon: 2:10pm On Sep 04
Orathird:


Cho Cho Cho. Zero workings.

Run am let’s see oooo

Bring your wife so I can use my rod to part her seas.

If she's manageable not worwor o

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Travel / Re: Which Country Gives Visa To Nigeria Passport Holder Easily.. by TheChameleon: 2:02pm On Sep 04
USSR, Siam, Yugosalvia and Czechslovakia.
Travel / Re: Which Country Gives Visa To Nigeria Passport Holder Easily.. by TheChameleon: 2:01pm On Sep 04
cheesy

Burundi cheesy
Religion / Re: We Sacked Staff, Shut Down TV– Damina On Struggles After Members Stopped Tithing by TheChameleon: 1:57pm On Sep 04
grin

Why did they stop ?

I can't EVER tithe. But I love those who do.

I'm planning to become a Pastor. Bang wives and daughters of worshippers and then the husbands pay me their tithes for my services.

If I don't dig your wife... na only tithe I go collect oo shocked

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Crime / Re: Where Are The Convicted Ritualists? by TheChameleon: 1:51pm On Sep 04
grin

You Obidient Igbos... all this crying will not reduce Tinubu's tenure by a second. He will use 8 good years except God stops him..

Writing epistles on those superior to you will NEVER change your status. You will NEVER rule. grin

Some people became Colonial Masters, some Slaves. By now, judging by the list of Presidents & V.Presidents, your status in this Life should be very clear.

Now cry more. grin
Crime / Re: Why Are Over 75% Drug Trafficking Nigerians From One Region? - Reno Omokri by TheChameleon: 1:35pm On Sep 04
It's not 75% but 95%

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Politics / Re: No Political Party Will Control Nairaland Again - Seun Osewa Vows by TheChameleon: 1:14pm On Sep 04
grin

Seun loves to blab.

Was shocked to see them Jarus dragging him.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Slams Trolls Who Called His Wife Ugly After Sharing Wedding Video by TheChameleon: 1:11pm On Sep 04
We have to protest at United Nations.

Yoruba men can't keep taking the best of our ladies and leaving the worworicus for dem dem to wife with 30 page bride lists.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Slams Trolls Who Called His Wife Ugly After Sharing Wedding Video by TheChameleon: 1:06pm On Sep 04
grin
Crime / Re: Wife And Children arrested for beating up 75-year-old Husband In Anambra by TheChameleon: 12:59pm On Sep 04
Highlights :

* Papa is flogged by wife & children.
* Papa last saw Mama's pants 24 years ago! When dollar was NGN 60 ! shocked shocked



How your wife wan respect you when you hide under the bed every Monday? angry

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Crime / Wife And Children arrested for beating up 75-year-old Husband In Anambra by TheChameleon: 12:58pm On Sep 04
The Anambra State Government through the Ministry of Women and Social Welfare has arrested one Esther Obidigwe, Ozioma Obidigwe, and Obuka Obidigwe for allegedly beating the family patriarch.


The media aide to Women Affairs Commissioner, Chidinma Ikeanyionwu, who disclosed this in a statement on Wednesday, September 4, 2024, said that the trio was arrested after the 75-year-old victim, Mr Romanus, reported to the ministry.


Sharing his experience with his family at the office of the commissioner, Mr Obidigwe, a retired senior civil servant stated that his family had been in the habit of beating him for a long time.


He said what caused the latest incident was that his daughter, Ozioma sold his firewood without his consent and when he tried to know why she did so, she and other family members allegedly pounced on him, tied him up and used a rod to inflict injuries on him.


Mr Obidigwe further claimed that the trio has since stopped feeding him of which he accepted in good faith. He said they usually stole from him and pointed out his son, Obuka who he alleged had gone to local government where he retired from to claim his benefits.


The patriarch bitterly lamented that it was for the sake of peace that he gave in to his wife's compulsory "no sexual relationship" since 2000 till date.


He also noted that it took the intervention of a neighbour before they allegedly stopped beating him after which they locked him out of his compound.


When they were asked why they inflicted injury on their father, his son, Obuka, denied being present when an incident happened while his wife, Mrs Esther Obidigwe confessed to the crime, however, the daughter alleged that it was what the father wanted to do to her that turned her against him.


The women affairs boss, Hon. Ify Obinabo, who was visibly furious over the dastardly act, promised to make sure the patriarch got justice.



As at the time of filing this report, the trio has been handed over to the police where they will be interrogated and charged to court.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/9/anambra-state-govt-arrests-wife-and-her-two-children-for-allegedly-beating-up-her-75-year-old-husband.html

Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Slams Trolls Who Called His Wife Ugly After Sharing Wedding Video by TheChameleon: 12:42pm On Sep 04
shocked

Yammies can sabi worwor at times.

Amala Eaters like Davido and FFK take the best ones and then leave the leftovers for unlucky guys like this fellow. cry

God forgive me... this babe get plenty mileage. undecided

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Romance / Nigerian Man Slams Trolls Who Called His Wife Ugly After Sharing Wedding Video by TheChameleon: 12:42pm On Sep 04
A Nigerian man has been hailed on social media after coming out to defend his wife.


The man shared a video from his wedding on his TikTok page to celebrate his wife. However, instead of congratulating him, trolls stormed his page to leave unflattering comments about his wife, saying she is ‘’Ugly'.


He stood his ground as he responded to each troll, tackling them one comment at a time.


See their exchange and the video he shared below…

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/9/nigerian-man-slams-trolls-who-called-his-wife-yengly-after-he-shared-their-wedding-video.html

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Health / Re: I Have Just Infected 2 Girls With Herpes by TheChameleon: 12:21pm On Sep 04
Was shocked to see genital warts in Burkina Faso.

My dick softened fast.

Back in the days of 2go, girls from Akwa Ibom and especially South East used to complain of herpes and warts.

Not being biased towards a region but STDs are EVERYWHERE.

In my experience in the North, be careful banging a widow whose husband died of a protracted illness and she dey show chronic symptoms. shocked

If a girl claims she's shy and switch off the lights... PLEASE don't answer oo shocked

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Romance / Re: Lady Rants As Taxi Driver Offers ₦50k To Take Her Home For Flexing by TheChameleon: 11:27am On Sep 04
grin

She's a Yammy Legger. It's expected nah grin
Travel / Re: Nigerian Girl Makes History As The Youngest Black Pilot In USA by TheChameleon: 10:34am On Sep 04
AfonjaMozlem:


Why are you crying on an Igbo Amaka thread?

Making y'all cry is one of my talents. E pain am grin

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Girl Makes History As The Youngest Black Pilot In USA by TheChameleon: 8:17am On Sep 04
Emmabyte:
Igbo girl At 25 wow that's awesome, but in Nigeria 35 years old Yoruba ladies are carrying traditional medicine that could not cure stupidity in there men


God please bless ala Igbo more

Dem Dem and their jealousy of Yoruba men.

Nothing was mentioned about them, but you had to still bleat and whine about your colonial masters.

Let me make you cry more. Its sweet for us to hear. cheesy

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Romance / Re: What’s The Craziest Thing You’ve Done While Being H@rny? by TheChameleon: 7:20am On Sep 04
AfonjaMozlem:


Dat uppercut on minimum wage/fuel price wey I give your supervisor pain you well well sotey you find me reach here. I love your tears.

I'm 100% sure you typed this crying because you're so incoherent.

A grown ass Igbo man claiming to be a female to attract his fagg0t clients.

I crushed him grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What’s The Craziest Thing You’ve Done While Being H@rny? by TheChameleon: 12:18am On Sep 04
AfonjaMozlem:

AfonjaMozlem to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother
You sound hurt.
Is it your asshole this time?

I crushed your psyche and effortlessly harvested your soul.

I can bet you would NEVER forget me grin

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Career / Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by TheChameleon: 9:53pm On Sep 03
Antivirus92:
stats from my region show that we have fathers.

Yes that fagg0t. He has to be. Hence foolishly getting a spermbank grin. And your god confirmed it. grin
Romance / Re: What’s The Craziest Thing You’ve Done While Being H@rny? by TheChameleon: 9:27pm On Sep 03
grin
Romance / Re: What’s The Craziest Thing You’ve Done While Being H@rny? by TheChameleon: 9:27pm On Sep 03
AfonjaMozlem:
I'm always hørny so I don't know where to start

Is that why you're a man pretending to be a gal ? Are you a fagg0t?

Abi Yoruba men mercilessly screwed your babe grin

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Career / Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by TheChameleon: 9:08pm On Sep 03
Antivirus92:
This one touch you well well

Na you dey cry. grin 😉

Because I held a mirror up to show your mum grin

Crime / Re: Lady Caught Stealing Expensive Items From Boutique Where She Works (Photos) by TheChameleon: 8:59pm On Sep 03
Biafur0an Lady grin
Career / Re: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by TheChameleon: 6:03pm On Sep 03
Antivirus92:

Antivirus92 to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother:

we are talking about statistics not opinion of Nnamdi Kanu. Chances are very high that you don't also know your father but you're here on Nairaland pointing to others as prostitutes where as you're a product of one.

I don't know why you're crying ? Is it because he described your mother perfectly? grin grin grin

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