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Romance / This Quiz Shows If Your Partner Is Cheating On You by Thecrazyanne: 10:51am On Jun 06, 2017
If you could take one test to find out if your partner is cheating on you, will you take it?

I came up with an infidelity quiz to help people who would like to know if their partner is cheating on them or not. This is the ultimate infidelity quiz to find out if your partner is cheating on you or not.

Who Is This Quiz For?

If you have ever asked yourself the following questions, then this quiz is for you.

Is my boyfriend cheating on me or am I just paranoid?
How to catch a cheater
Why do men cheat?
Is my husband cheating on me?
How can I tell if my partner is cheating on me?
Should I hire a private investigator to spy on my partner?
Please note that this is not a regular quiz for fun. If your aim of taking this quiz is to while away time then you are better off sleeping.

There are multiple questions in this quiz and you will need to provide the right answers. Take time to think before choosing any answer.

I would advise you take this quiz when you are in a calm and relaxed state. Do not take this infidelity quiz when you are in a haste or pressed for time.

There are over 10 questions in this quiz. As you provide the answer to one question, the next question pops up.

Please give the quiz a little time to load. I wish you luck!!!

TAKE THE QUIZ HERE http://crazyanne.com/ultimate-fidelity-quiz/
Romance / I Am A 20 Something Year-old With The Breast Of A 65 Year Old Woman by Thecrazyanne: 11:53am On Jun 01, 2017
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http://crazyanne.com/sagging-breasts/


I feel like a twenty-something-year-old with the breasts of a 65-year-old woman. I have sagging breasts.


Just so you know, my breasts didn’t start growing at the time I had anticipated. When I was in primary 5, my chest region was as flat as a newborn. There were no signs my breasts were going to grow. I didn’t even have a large nipple. Most of the girls in my class had well-rounded tits sitting comfortably on their chest. To make matters worse, there was a fat boy in my class who had breasts ( probably because of his weight). I didn’t like him one bit as he had something I wasn’t able to have yet. I desperately wanted breasts as I believed having them would initiate me into a certain kind of womanhood cult every girl ought to belong to.

I decided to take matters into my hands so I asked for help from the expert. Toyosi was the girl with the biggest boobs in my class back then so I asked her how I was supposed to grow some and she gave me the ultimate breast enlarging solution. She told me to apply palm oil on my nipples and find a black ant to bite me on the spot where I applied the palm oil. She explained the swelling will make them grow out and assured me of the efficacy of the remedy as she had gotten it from her mother. I couldn’t get the black ant I caught to bite me on my nipples. For whatsoever reason, the ant didn’t find me good enough to be bitten.

sagging breasts



By the time I entered Jss2, I still had no breasts and my period had not even started. I gave up on my breasts dream and figured I would be the first woman without breasts and periods.

I had already accepted my fate and took my mind off the possibility that I would be a well endowed busty girl. Just when I had given up hope, my breasts started coming out. The whole situation reaffirmed the fact that most times, we get that thing we desperately want when we stop obsessing over it.

My breasts came out but they didn’t come out the way I anticipated. They were small and pointed downwards. I grew up seeing women who had well-rounded breasts that pointed forward so I imagined that was how it would be for me.

Someone close to me says I have banana breasts. My “boobs” are saggy and small. They do not stand but point downwards. I hated my body for a long while and I wasn’t comfortable with my appearance. I kept trying all sorts of breasts enlarging and firming creams that just didn’t work.



I have been told to avoid V-necked shirt so my boobs don’t show. I have been told to avoid taking pictures from the neck down. I have been told to hide my breast as they were unattractive. I have been told to wear bras to bed. I have been given all sorts of recommendations.

I did all I was told to do till I realized that nothing is going to change because this is just how I am. Every woman is different and our body parts come in different shapes and sizes. Just like some men have small p*nis and others have fairly big ones so do some women have different breasts sizes and shape.


This is not a cry for help. I do not need your home remedies for sagging breasts. Neither do I need your breasts enlargement cream or your recommendation of the perfect surgeon. My sagging boobs isn’t as a result of the number of men I have slept with. It also has nothing to do with the number of abortions I may or may not have had. Science is yet to prove the relationship between sagging breasts, abortions and sex. Till science does, I am right to say my sagging boobs is a natural phenomenon.

I am comfortable with my body and there’s no shame in admitting how my body shape is. Self-love is very hard especially when we are being surrounded with altered images and edited content. Self-love is hard because the moment you try to be confident in your own body, you are shamed for it.

I have seen it all on Instagram. I have seen how people insult celebrities that dare display their sagging breasts or “show-off” their huge well-rounded tits. The other day, Laura Ikeji deactivated her comment section because people trolled her sales manager who wore a revealing cloth. In their words “how can she display her breasts that are not even standing?” Someone went further to say “they have sucked the life out of her breasts”.

Self-love is hard but I am loving myself nonetheless. I am a 20-something year old with sagging boobs. I will wear V-necked shirts, I will take pictures of my body how I like and no, I will not wear bras all the time because my breasts need to breathe!

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Romance / I Have Had Sex With 2788 Men But I Am Still A Virgin by Thecrazyanne: 10:00am On May 06, 2017
virginity isnt real so lets be pretending it is


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSkfNmBm9Oo
At this point, you may be wondering why I said so. Let me break it down to you; virginity isn't real. However, since everyone in Africa wants to pretend that virginity is a tangible thing, then I am still a virgin.

Virginity isn't real

If you have ever wondered "Is virginity real"? The answer to that question is NO!
Growing up, my mother spoke of virginity like it was something tangible. Like it was a gold hidden somewhere in my vagina and my husband had to dig inside to find it.

Virginity has been offered a definition by Wikipedia as Virginity is the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse Wikipedia, however, doesn't hold the answers to all things.

Most people say virginity is a social construct. What exactly do they mean by social construct? Virginity is a term or a word invented to control the sexual activity or body counts of women.

I say virginity is just another conspiracy theory that needs to be scrapped off our dictionary for the following reasons

There is no biological definition of the word virginity.

I have been to various hospitals for examinations and no doctor has ever asked me "are you a virgin ?". Although I have been asked time and time again "are you sexually active?"

If virginity has no biological definition why then do people fuss over this thing?

There is no way of defining who a virgin is.

An average African man will say a virgin is a girl who has never been penetrated by a man. In that case, are lesbians and gays virgins? Since these class of people ( lesbians and gays ) have never had the penis-in-vagina (PIV) sex would an average African man consider them virgins? You should not that the average African man looks upon gays and lesbians with so much disdain so there's a high chance they would not associate with them even if they haven't had the usual PIV sex.

There is no way of deciding who is a virgin

Online records tell us that a woman with her hymen intact is a virgin. The average African man believes this so he looks for the woman with a hymen and a tight pussy who is going to bleed the first time he penetrates her.

Let's talk about this hymen. The hymen is a thin elastic membrane that sits outside or just inside the vagina walls. It does not fully cover the vagina and it stretches. If virginity is based on who has a hymen and who doesn't, then what about the women who are born without a hymen?

Let's also talk about how the hymen is a very delicate membrane and how it can be torn by rigorous activity, not just sex. It is safe to say that a lot of women lose their hymens without having sexual intercourse. Would you say those women are not virgins? They do not have a hymen and have never had PIV sex.

Virginity is sexist and promotes slut shaming

Women are told to be virgins and men are told to be virgins. However, there is no social implication for men who have decided to be sexually active. Women, on the other hand, are slut shamed and spat upon if they have sex with any man who is not married to them.

In reality, virginity is the civic duty of a woman only.

The term virginity is degrading and highly sexist. It has no definition and the only way you could tell if a woman is a virgin or not is of you know her personal sex life history

Virginity isn't real but since we are all pretending it is, then I and every other sexually active woman is a virgin

http://crazyanne.com/i-am-a-virgin/

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Romance / Am I Really A LovePeddler Did I Sleep With 2788 Men? by Thecrazyanne: 12:24pm On Apr 27, 2017
Hello,

My name is Anne and there has been a lot of talks regarding the video I made online. A lot of people misunderstood the message behind the post and have made so much nasty comments regarding it


First of all, if you read the post, you will clearly understand that the number listed was fictional. Secondly, the whole idea was to bring to light slut shaming of women In Africa and a more generalized form of sex education.


Kindly check the video for a better understanding of what I did or said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVEhCAir0L8
Romance / Re: "I Am A LovePeddler, Ashawo, I Have Slept With 2788 Men" - Nigerian Lady (Video) by Thecrazyanne: 12:19pm On Apr 27, 2017
This is the problem with Nigerians. This is the kind of post you people like right?

While you are at it , anyone interested in hiring a freelance blogger should hit me up it is so clear my posts bring a lot of traffic obviously.


For the last time, if you cannot read then simply watch the video on youtube or add me on Facebook ( Ifediba oluchi Anne)
Romance / Re: "I Am A LovePeddler, Ashawo, I Have Slept With 2788 Men" - Nigerian Lady (Video) by Thecrazyanne: 12:17pm On Apr 27, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVEhCAir0L8


Hello

I am anne. I made the post and video. For those who cannot read kindly check my youtube to understamd the aim and concept of the post. Stop making a fuss where there is none.

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