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Martin0:
Friend zone all na part of life experience na,atleast e go help u small,coz u never too understand relationship nau!


Ma hands na, dey tease me ooo!

Gerrraway ee,yeye girl,na small boods u even get sef!

*God-forgive me my since ooo* this girl dey try me

Comot here make i see road

richythePH:
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hahahahahahahahahaha


oh my world............i think i'm fvcking gonna pee


hahahaha...........i swear i literally cant stop myself from laughing anytime i read that post again


all hail "thegeneralqueen" .................bianca you won't kee me



btw that wasn't the deal before.......

or have you forgotten

Things do change richyPH so I made the rules

izaray:
Ah..Abeg if you want go, let me kno, make i pack my bags too

You
nor nah when we reach him house if I dey cook you go dey wash plate

Xinzu:
My actually lifts you higher

Errrrm.... how about #CostlyMummy

Lifts me into highness things

nah I think #foreverbeauty would do

izaray:
Dat's 90k, e make sense ooh

Babe how you see am make we relocate go meet Martin ooooo nah big boy him be biko

Martin0:
See na u I be wan even take give example sef not those bank manager's but ar nor want make u con dey vex!

See e takes dem 2 hur's to do a day job,and that if the pesin fast well ooo! And it cost 3k per day job,so if they do 2day's job hmmm that 6k now calculate 6k in 30day's! Dem get money die!

U nor go earn one naira sef! beta dey hustle for ur side ooo!

Come I dey tell u ooo,ar go press u oo

Wow nah big guys dem be ooooo


So you won friend zone me chia

With which hands those concrete hands go flat me ooooo biko

richythePH:
lauging my damn dick to utter rigidity


because you are "the general queen" abi?

The general queen has spoken

Xinzu:
Death by Biacan's will be an honourable way to die
I'm not stubborn dear, you just havent gone the right direction
Thanks for the compliment, I'm drinking cold soy milk, come join me

What's your nickname?

Getting knocked down by Xinzu's is always an honour

Chose one for me let's see

richythePH:
me too


oya post the pic

Not until you create a thread with a pics of you kneeling down begging me to upload my pics.....
So that and watch me post my pics

Martin0:
Yes oo na big boy's dem be oo!

See some of them even the earn pass most bank manager's wey I know sef!

But some of dem dey fucvkup,na to use their money for woman waist and drink beer na them sabi!

Except for one girl wey dey work with us na get sense!

Martin this one wey your staff dey earn this much......how much I go come dey earn wen I become your girlfriend..... abeg make I serious ohhhh I nor fit let you comot from my hands biko



You nah conform husband material biko

richythePH:
pains kor menstruation nii


post a pic lemme see how beautiful the queen you are

. laugh won finish me here

Martin0:
Hian, na wa for u oo

Abeg those pipu (staff) na big boy's and girls dem be oooo! Sometimes I still dey work like them too,jus that sometimes ar go just decide not to and that if am too busy!

Big booooyyyyyyyy . . .

You just dey feel yourself jare

richythePH:

mehn you suck at advertising sha..............big time!!


since you dont want me watching your porn your youtube videos how 'bout you post a pic on your profile so i can at least have a glimpse of you thegeneralqueen

Somebody is in pains

Xinzu:
Lol, knock me down on what?


One thing I love about you is your self confidence... you believe so much in your ability and that's sexy AF!


I think I need a nickname for you ... just like Chubby daddy, suggest something.

OK since you want to hear it out knock you down on p**y things but you're too stubborn you can't even pretend to give up for once


same goes here you never hesitate to dish them out in this forum just the way they comes......and that is been real.... you good



Ehmmmm I think forever beauty would do or I want you to come up with something


#chubbydaddy

richythePH:
perfect!!


now send me that email lets close the deal

After much deliberations and meetings.....


The management of the general queen has come to conclusion that you're not fit to subscribe to my YouTube channel because you too young and your brain can't carry the content......


We sorry for any inconvenience this may has caused you please bear with us

Xinzu:
Oh, so you're grooming me now? Interesting...

What about you, isn't your boss male? I'm sure he makes passes at you


Mine is fine as well, the day has been good so far.

Yes nah for now you're still stubborn so until when I've succeeded to knock you down on then you can work with female boss

Who wouldn't make passes to the most beautiful girl in the world don't worry about me I have his mumu button



Mine is just cool low key things


#chubbydaddy

richythePH:
this girl no just get chill o


ok then.................send me an email with your account details

Payment are made in dollars

Xinzu:
Even if my boss was female, I'm still safe. I'm not a man-LovePeddler



How's work?

Xinzu don't say that.... she can still throw passes at you..... and you nor you're not yet strong enough to be working with a female boss.... I've not yet groomed you enough so chill



Work is fyn how is yours


#chubbydaddy

richythePH:
hahahahaha
10k?


last i checked it's a "youtube channel" and one gets to see the content before subscribing................



and i think you mean strange "good" things .................besides we've been on low key since the start of 2018............. . .like when last did you hear of any "strange" thing happening or that happened in kenya

If you nor get money......richythePH hide your face

richythePH:
nah.........not until i get the handle and go see for myself



and why the attitude...............you dont like kenyans?

Pay 10k before the offer closes


That country where strange things happen

richythePH:
nah....................but i'm a kenyan

would you answer the bloody question now

I do porn videos.....

Would you get off my bloody quote now......

richythePH:
laughing my fvcking dick to stone hard erection


babe chillax and ans the question jareh


who knows i just might get my kenyan and nigerian friends and perharps even my entire community to subscribe to your channel

Wait you stay in Kenya

Xinzu:
Nope! Why asking

Ohhhh thank GOD I can now sleep peacefully cause I nor you're in a safe hands

#Chubbydaddy

Xinzu:
Okay... Ya'll should subscribe to Biacan's YouTube page and view all her spicy pictures!

Anything for you my king is acceptable

ehmmm is your boss a woman


#chubbydaddy

richythePH:
curiousity i guess


so what do you do.........funny videos?

No porn videos are you satisfied

Martin0:
Am jus tired ooo!
Hmmmmm na wa ooo I dey take style style dey observ and make good friends here!

Fine fine girl's plenty oo babe! as u nor dey around make I dey feed my eye's oo nor too go vex oo! See biacan anyway ma nor talk sha!

Mehn make all these yuroba& aboki boy's nor go vex for me today ooo!

That's my problem with you..... you always pay in kind.......


but hope say you nor dey harsh for your staff ooo

Martin0:
Yes na! Auchi,don't even know when I will return back today!

Wow that's a very hard work to do biko

richythePH:
wait

you have a you tube channel?

Yes why are you asking

Xinzu:
90%? Lol babe where do you get those crazy statistics from??


Is there more to see than the Bianca I've seen?

You self nor spoil my market biko




Yes guys pay the get to see all the spicy pics that I have......you can't afford to miss this wonderful opportunity this is a promo offer better hurry

#chubbydaddy

Martin0:
Nke nor na orlu sef! Ndia ne gbu mu oge!

Or neeba....?

Martin0:
Je ne em em mu biko!

Ok

Martin0:
Ornu gia eh ele way? Kedu nke ige yemu na?

Dede mooo