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All the words where removed from the first presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump and chucked in between, were some really weird, funny sounds and lip syncing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIkuyHn8o6c



Donald and Hillary go head to head in classic games such as "Time to Act!", "Five Favorites", and "I Can Do This!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLYHu0AG8GI




Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton singing "(I've Had)The Time of My Life."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB2zoidUeLU



Donald Trump (Taran Killam) and his wife, Melania (Cecily Strong), clear up some of the misconceptions about him, like that he hates women and immigrants.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft5XUalItuY

1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain.
4. If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
6. If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
7. if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
8. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
9. If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
10. If you never flew a kite.
11. If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
12.If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
13. If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
14 If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
15 If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
16 If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
17 If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
18 If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand without fire.
19 If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and add yours.

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X. J. Marion Sims - founded gynecology in the most horrifying way possible

Sims is largely considered to be the father of modern gynecology. He developed the first surgical interventions used to repair gynecological problems, and improved the quality of life for hundreds of thousands of women who have had those surgeries. Unfortunately, he developed those techniques by purchasing slave women with medical problem and operating on them - sometimes more than 30 times - with no anesthesia, despite it being available.

http://books.google.ca/books?id=X8uNj1AbaTUC&pg=PA68&dq=j+marion+sims+slaves+anesthesia&hl=en&sa=X&ei=-wYaVI3xBsG1iwLkvIH4BQ&ved=0CC0Q6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q=j%20marion%20sims%20slaves%20anesthesia&f=false


Emperor Tiberius - had a man's face scrubbed off with a fish, and other lunacy

Tiberius' reign over Rome has often been overshadowed by that of his infamous successor, Caligula. That's a shame, because Tiberius was nuts in his own right. In one famous incident, a random fisherman offered his emperor a particularly nice fish he had caught, and the emperor recognized his generosity by having the man's face sanded raw with the fish's sharp scales - when the man protested, Tiberius had him beaten with a crab he had caught.

He had two of his grandsons appointed to the senate, which was pretty typical for the time. What was not typical was the fact that he got jealous of the honours his grandsons had received - from him - and declared them both to be public enemies. He then ordered an executioner to stand outside his grandson Nero's window at all times with a noose; the stress eventually drove Nero to suicide. He had his other grandson locked in his house, until starvation forced him to eat his own bedding before succumbing to death. He also invited a dignitary to his house once, but forgot who the man was when he arrived. Halfway through torturing the man, Tiberius remembered that he had invited him, but was too embarrassed to admit his mistake and had the man executed to save face.

http://books.google.ca/books?id=0DIGAAAAQAAJ&pg=PA1088&dq=emperor+tiberius+drusus+bad+stuffing&hl=en&sa=X&ei=sf4ZVLGKOMjNiwKohYHoDA&ved=0CBwQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=emperor%20tiberius%20drusus%20bad%20stuffing&f=false



Ibrahim I of Turkey - drowned his harem of 280 obese women

Ibrahim, dubbed 'Ibrahim the Mad' was a 17th century Sultan of the Ottoman Empire. He was known for his eccentricities, which included harmless fascinations with perfume and fur. He also had a fetish for obese women, amassing a harem of 280 women, some of whom weighed over 150lbs. Ibrahim heard a rumor one day that one of his harem girls had been 'compromised' by another man. His reaction was to tie every single woman in his harem into a weighted sack and tossed them all into a river. Only one survived.

http://books.google.ca/books?id=TbC6B1uMgSAC&pg=PA125&dq=ibrahim+drowned+harem&hl=en&sa=X&ei=qrYQVNCSIKH7igLUlYGQCA&ved=0CB4Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=ibrahim%20drowned%20harem&f=false



Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov - devoted his life to creating a human/ape hybrid

Ivanov was an (obviously) Russian/Soviet scientist, who is perhaps best known for perfecting the process of artificial insemination, which would revolutionize the fields of agriculture, animal breeding, and human fertility. Ivanov could have retired as a famous and respected scientist at that point, but he wasn't content to just breed a better horse. Ivanov became obsessed with interbreeding humans and apes to create a "humanzee" hybrid - initial experiments involved inseminating female chimps with human sperm, but when those failed, Ivanov reversed the equation to inseminate human women.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19926701.000-the-forgotten-scandal-of-the-soviet-apeman.html#.VAzoDvmwJ9I



King Goujian of Yue - had the most terrifying pre-battle ritual of all time

Goujian was an ancient Chinese king who wished to get the upper hand in battle by intimidating his opponents. To do this, he would put a line of convicted criminals out in front of his soldiers before the battle began. The criminals were then forced to slit their own throats in front of the enemy, scaring the shit out of them.

http://books.google.ca/books?id=-qD-em61j3UC&pg=PA96&lpg=PA96&dq=king+goujian+of+yue+decapitation&source=bl&ots=sybpJtfcWG&sig=wWiPakWTfKFLkwqbXQsGw7pJE78&hl=en&sa=X&ei=ZuIMVOzlH-adjAKVhoHICQ&ved=0CDAQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=criminals&f=false



James Jameson - ordered a girl eaten in front of him

Jameson was the heir to the Jameson whiskey company. During the European Colonialism of Africa in the late 19th century, Jameson took a trip to the Congo and expressed to his companions that he wanted to cannibalism in action. To that end, he purchased a local 11-year-old girl for a couple of handkerchiefs and promptly handed her over to cannibals, instructing them to devour her in front of him while he watched and drew several pictures of the event.

http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9D05E0DB1239E033A25757C1A9679D94619ED7CF



Innocent VIII (1484 - 1492) - Drank the blood of children to stay alive

While Pope, Innocent VIII was most famous for being the first Pope to agree that witches definitely controlled the weather. More remarkably, Innocent fell into a river and required a blood transfusion for his injuries. He took said blood transfusion in the form of drinking the blood of three 10-year-old boys. Who died. Right before he did.

http://www.ishim.net/Articles/Blood%20Transfusion%20in%20History.pdf


William Lyon Mackenzie King - secretly spoke to the dead for 22 years

Mackenzie King was the longest-serving Prime Minister of Canada, serving a term of 22 years. He guided Canada through the devastating Second World War, implemented most of the social programs Canadians rely on today, and solidified Canadian autonomy by creating the status of "Canadian Citizen". He was also nuts. Mackenzie King was obsessed with spiritualism, and spent the better part of each day having in-depth conversations with his dead family members, that included a deceased family dog - something his party tried desperately to cover up. Mackenzie King's ideas also led him to believe that Hitler was a great mystic spiritual leader, someone who was destined for eternal greatness, despite whatever horrors he committed on Earth.

http://www.collectionscanada.gc.ca/king/023011-1070.08-e.html



Julius III - Had a questionable relationship with a teenage urchin

Elected as a comprise candidate, which means no one really wanted him to be pope; he just happened to be the only person that no one hated that much. He started out with ambitious plans to reform the Catholic Church, but quickly realized that it was way more fun to party all day and let the masses fend for themselves. He eventually shamed the entire Catholic church when it was revealed that he was far, far too close to his adopted nephew, leading people to believe that the boy was either his bastard son or his secret teenage lover.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08564a.htm


Boniface VIII (1294 - 1303) - Had a hissy fit, murdered an entire city

In literature, Boniface VIII occupies Dante's eighth circle of hell. In real life, Boniface was a Pope who declared that the Vatican should have power over spiritual and civil matters, essentially declaring himself the king. This didn't go over well, and one powerful family in particular - t family - rebelled against the power-hungry Pope. In response, Boniface threw the biggest Papal hissy fit of all time and stormed the family's home city, razing it to the ground and killing or exiling everyone inside. He destroyed an ancient city and all its history to get back at someone who wrote mean things about him.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/02662a.htm



Leo X (1513 - 1521) - Almost bankrupted the Church out of existence, gold-plated things

Leo X was crowned Pope on March 19, 1513, which was a remarkable feat for a man who had absolutely no interest in the Church or their bestselling Jesus adventure stories. His Papacy marked the absolute last time that Catholics allowed a non-priest to be Pope, for reasons that will become shockingly clear in a moment. In fact, Leo’s rise to power mostly came about from all the sympathy he got for an anal wound he claimed he’d gotten in combat – a wound which historians now believe came about from some good old-fashioned homosexual boning.

Leo’s first major accomplishment as the world’s #1 Catholic was to blow through one of the greatest Papal fortunes in history, nearly bankrupting the Catholic Church. How did he manage that? You see, he just spent so much money feeding the poor and sheltering the homeless that he… no, can’t even finish that sentence. Leo was notorious for his parties. He’s rumored to have declared, upon his election to Pope, “Since God has given us the papacy, let us enjoy it”. And enjoy it, he did.

Leo had apparently skimmed over all those pesky Bible passages about “sinning” and “not hiring naked children as entertainment”, because he spent every moment of his Papacy throwing parties that would have made Ke$ha ask him to tone it down. His favourite forms of entertainment didn’t come cheap; he was especially fond of hiring little boys to jump around naked in cakes for his amusement, racking up cake and child therapy bills that nearly brought down the Roman Catholic empire. Another sane and completely affordable hobby of his was to have people gold-plated. He celebrated a visit to Florence by having a child painting a child from head to toe in super-toxic gold paint and paraded him through the streets until the kid dropped dead of blood poisoning. Even that incident didn’t teach him a lesson about keeping poisonous gold out of sensitive orifices; when his beloved pet white elephant (because of course he had a fucking pet elephant) fell ill with a wicked case of constipation, Leo treated his illness with gold laxatives. Which killed the elephant. To the surprise of absolutely no one but Leo.

Dead children and elephants weren’t the only downsides to Leo’s reign – his hard-partying lifestyle left him so magnificently obese and excessively sweaty that people were actually uncomfortable standing near him at religious ceremonies. So in essence, he was the Rob Ford of the Roman Catholic papacy.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/09162a.htm



Paul II (1464 - 1471) - Gorged himself to death on melons

Pope Paul II was eccentric, though perhaps no more than any other pope. He supposedly won the papacy election by promising new summer villas and other generous donations to his fellow cardinals. What really set Paul II apart, though, was his death - he is reported to have died as a direct result of over-eating. Specifically, he gorged himself to death on melons.

http://books.google.ca/books?id=0Sz2VYI0l1IC&pg=PA312&lpg=PA312&dq=pope+paul+II+melons&source=bl&ots=4yOp1A9ZxP&sig=n1u8sTHB8yrhhyIwfAKqEIY-q1A&hl=en&sa=X&ei=xRLHU9LhLYeFogSuwoDQBQ&ved=0CDUQ6AEwBw#v=onepage&q=pope%20paul%20II%20melons&f=false(The



John XII (955 - 964) - Raped everyone until it got him killed

John XII had sex with everyone who was willing – and raped everyone who wasn’t, including his own sisters. He turned the Vatican into a literal brothel, and had a Cardinal who disagreed with this policy castrated. He was also fond of toasting to the devil, invoking pagan gods, and refusing to make the sign of the cross, none of which sat well with the Catholic church. He went on trial for a list of crimes that would eat up half the word count of this article – including several murders - managed to get himself acquitted, and finished off his Papacy when he was killed by his mistress’ husband after being caught with the man’s wife.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08426b.htm



King Charles II of Spain - Had his dead family dug up to keep him company

Charles II was an inbred mess who ruled Spain - mostly with the help of his mother - from 1665 to 1700. Charles suffered from facial abnormalities, seizures, premature baldness, heart defects, skeletal abnormalities and intellectual disabilities. Throughout his reign, he baffled doctors by continuing to live, and proved to be something of a useless king. After his wife died and the Spanish economy collapsed, however, Charles suffered a complete nervous breakdown, and for inexplicable reasons, dealt with it by demanding his long-dead family be exhumed so he could hang out with their corpses.

http://books.google.ca/books?id=jSNmqFqIzfEC&pg=PA14&lpg=PA14&dq=king+charles+II+spain+family+exhumed&source=bl&ots=srDjlOvefC&sig=JqwVSLsbiT5G05waCrAixX06ZWE&hl=en&sa=X&ei=-ekMVOn8KojeoATa1YCgAw&ved=0CEsQ6AEwCg#v=onepage&q=king%20charles%20II%20spain%20family%20exhumed&f=false


Clement V (1305 - 1314) - Put his own soldiers to death

The Knights Templar was a medieval organization made up of wealthy Christian men who vowed to protect the interests of the church. The French King Philip IV felt that the organization was a threat to his finances and prestige, and as a result, hundreds of members were arrested and brought up on charges that ranged from the plausible (credit inflation and fraud) to outright lies (sodomy and heresy). Clement V was fully aware that the King's motives were financial, not moral, and so he summoned a council to decide the guilt or innocence of the men. The men were found innocent... and then for inexplicable reasons, the Pope went over the council's heads and declared them guilty anyway, executing dozens and handing their assets over to the French King. Clement V was also apparently a fan of Risk, as he was fond of playing European countries against each other for his own amusement.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04020a.htm


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Police were called to remove a student from school – because he wouldn’t stop revising.

School bosses dialled 999 after 18-year-old A-level student Jamie Gagliardi refused to leave the premises.

He had arrived at the school early to prepare for an upcoming psychology exam.

However, when teachers asked him to leave, Jamie – who has been predicted straight As – refused to budge from his books.

The cops were called and the teen was escorted off the premises. His mum later came to pick him up.

Unhappy Jamie said: “I’ve been punished for wanting to do well. I am a hard-working, dedicated student.

"the college has overreacted in what is probably the most important week of my school life.”

The swot went on to explain that he was given a one-day ban from the premises last Wednesday for interrupting the headteacher during a meeting.

This meant he was not allowed in the next day, but Jamie claimed he had “nowhere else to revise” as he does not have a computer at home.

Bosses at the school, rated good by Ofsted in February, said the student was “obsessed” with after-school tuition and they had to call the authorities because he was causing a nuisance by refusing to leave the grounds.

Marilyn Evans, director of administration at Ifield Community College in Crawley, West Sussex, said Jamie was very bright, but added: “He was causing a nuisance and a disturbance.

"He became irritated that he couldn’t have after-school revision, which he seems to be obsessed with.

“He probably feels that without extra sessions he won’t get the grades he wants, but he will. He is a top student.”

Police said Jamie will not face charges.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/student-obsessed-with-revision-removed-from-school-904230
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Friday, January 11, 2013, will remain in the memory of rapper, Michael Steven, otherwise known as Ruggedman, for a long time. It was the day he witnessed the murder of Irawo Adamolekun at the Anthony area of Lagos state.

A few minutes after the incident, the 36-year-old rapper posted a detailed account of the gory incident on Twitter. The deceased, according to him, was seated in his Toyota Corolla, when an unidentified man walked up to him and shot him in the head: ‘Man wearing army green tshirt n brown combat shorts,jst shot a man drivin a corolla in d head at Anthony. He shot him and calmly walked to d other side of d road to a waiting okada n sped off. In broad daylight oh.’ He later added: ‘It happened infront of me n i tweeted abt it. Now i av a name to d man dat was shot tday,Dr Irawo. God rest his soul. God created life,bt i hate d fact dat anybody can take it. This life is jst…’

Another witness, Baby Aoshi, with the handle @MackieeBaby described the incident as a robbery. She claimed the deceased was killed after he refused to hand over his belongings to the alleged robber: ‘What my eyes saw at Anthony today eh, my mouth canna speak..He actually shot the man driving d car in front of my cab. The guy was wearing a brown top and a blue jeans short, holding a brown pistol. He robbed the woman directly in front of my car first, before he went to rob and shoot the guy who was wearing a blue long sleeve shirt, black sweat shirt and black trousers. People been saying another thing. He shot him point blank because the guy refused to give him anything. Saw everything that happened, he then crossed to climb the bike that was waiting for him. The guy that rode the bike, I can even describe what he was wearing’, she tweeted.

Our correspondent visited the Pedro police station but the DPO wasn’t there. The officers present were reluctant to speak but confirmed the story, adding that the parents of the deceased have been informed and the corpse deposited at the mortuary. The Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide also promised to get back to us after speaking with the DPO.

Meanwhile, many people, including rapper, M.I have expressed their condolences. ‘RIP Dr Taiwo‘ @ MI_Abaga tweeted. ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone Dr. Irawo Adamolekun. May ur soul RIP. Amen’ @rijiriji added, while @dapodara tweeted: ‘Try not to contaminate the scence, eyewitnesses would be interviewed, we’ll find something, a loophole, a trace at least something. In a sane country, there’ll b an autopsy. We’ll find out who d gun was registered to. Forensic tests, yellow tape the crime scene. I cry for my country. I weep for our future. To have the thought that my friend would die like this with his killers going unpunished, not fair at all…In Nigeria, justice is never done. Justice is never served. R.I.P. Dr. Irawo Adamolekun.’
NET investigations reveal the late Adamolekun is a medical doctor and former student of St Gregory College, Obalende, Lagos and Igbinedion University, Okada, Edo. He is the youngest of three kids and lost his elder brother, Imole, in a motor accident in 2004. The parents are left with their daughter, Ojia, who is also a medical doctor.



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The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on January 10, 2013, told the Federal High Court sitting in Abuja why the $15 million (Fifteen Million Dollars) ex- governor James Ibori bribe money should not be returned to the Delta State Government.
Presiding Justice Gabriel Kolawole had on July 24, 2012 granted an interim order of forfeiture of an unclaimed $15m Ibori bribe to the federal government following an application by the EFCC. In granting the order, the judge upheld the federal government’s claim that the money “If left untouched and unspent in the state it was kept in the strong room (of the CBN) since April 2007, may eventually be destroyed, defaced, mutilated and become useless.”
But the Delta state government had approached the court asking that the money belonged to the state government and should therefore be returned to the state.
In a 29 paragraph counter affidavit in opposition to the claimants affidavit, the EFCC through its counsel, Rotimi Jacobs, SAN, said that the said sum of $15 Million was given as bribe by an undisclosed agent of James Ibori but neither the said James Ibori nor any other person ever admitted giving the said amount to the EFCC or to any person whatsoever.
“That the Delta State Government did not petition the EFCC either before or after the filing of the charge against the said James Ibori complaining that the sum of $15 million or any other sum was missing in the account of the state or that any fund belonging to Delta State was stolen by James Ibori or any of his associates”.
While attaching a copy of the Originating Summons filed by the Attorney General of the Delta State at Federal High Court, Benin City as Exhibit RJ 01, the EFCC said “that when the Delta State Government got to know that the EFCC was about to prefer criminal charges against James Ibori, the state government through its Attorney General and three others, approached the Federal High Court, Benin City, challenging the power of the EFCC to interfere in any matter involving or pertaining to the affairs of the State while James Ibori was the Governor of the State”. Adding that even the said James Ibori who allegedly sent the bribe denied ever giving or authorizing the giving of the bribe at anytime.
The EFCC further said that “that the said sum of $15 Million cannot be traced to any account owned or being operated by the Delta State Government or any of its agencies and officials”.
Justice Gabriel Kolawole had on Friday November 23, 2012 dismissed a similar application brought by Mr. Olalekan Bayode seeking to be admitted as a party in the $15 million Ibori bribe forfeiture matter. Kolawole while striking out the application noted that it was completely at variance with the interim order of court inviting interested parties to show cause why the money should not be forfeited to the federal government.
Further proceedings have been adjourned till January 28, 2013.
*This is an EFCC media release

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A 28-year-old man appeared in the court for allegedly raping his mother. It is alleged that the suspect raped his mother who was sleeping in the family's sitting room on Thursday night at around 10pm.

"The victim was sleeping in the sitting room while her husband was enjoying his sleep in their bedroom. It is reported that the victim only noticed that it was her son who violated her, when he went out of the house through the window," said Acornhoek Police spokesperson Lieutenant Mpho Koli.

Koli said the suspect was remanded in investigations continue.



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Can you imagine a bigger year for Microsoft than 2012? The company started the year with a huge strategic partnership with Nokia, went into competition with its partners by making its own tablet, and closed things out with the most ambitious change to Windows since 1995. For sheer drama, 2012 is going to be tough to beat.
But 2013 may end up mattering more to the company in the long run. Whereas 2012 was all about Microsoft moving major pieces into place to execute on a grand strategy, 2013 will be the year we find out if that strategy was brilliant long-term planning or a disastrous blunder.
Initial signs aren't that favorable. Early numbers about PC sales show there hasn't been any uptick since the launch of Windows 8 — in fact, sales have dropped considerably since the same period last year. And this is during the normally lucrative holiday sales season.
Windows Phone, despite getting good reviews, still has a lot of catching up to do with both customers and developers if it's going to be a credible third alternative to iOS and Android. Plus it'll soon have RIM's BlackBerry 10 platform to compete with for the No. 3 spot.
Although Microsoft has some strong hardware (such as the Xbox 360), it's a software company at its core, and 2013 will be the year that determines whether or not Microsoft's multi-year effort to unite its products into a credible platform that serves both businesses and consumers across all kinds of devices is successful or not.
In the company's dream version of events, consumers will slowly come to realize the potential of Windows 8, buying new hardware and upgrade old PCs, which will in turn fuel developer interest. Major Windows 8 apps (from the likes of Facebook, Flipboard and 1Password) will start to arrive by the truckload and will trickle down to Windows Phone 8, turbocharging Microsoft's growth in mobile. Buoyed by Windows 8's surging app catalog, the Surface becomes a serious tablet contender.
Back here in our universe, things will probably turn out differently. If current trends continue, the next year for Microsoft will be a difficult one. However, Windows 8 may still deliver on its promise to take the company into the future — although it's going to need some help. Here's what 2013 may hold in store for Microsoft.

Read Morehttp://mashable.com/2013/01/06/microsoft-predictions-2013/



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lol, too good to be true

Women made me crack up just after the set with these six

And as if having women on comedy sets struggling to humor me under crushing pressure hadn't always been a daunting task, these six made the art a fair share game for both gender with ease on an all girl affair. I haven't had this much fun on a girl flick that I could hardly remember. Beautifully told story, beautiful execution on a widely confined space to work a piece that was just their's and female audience alike, and then still have respect from me and the male flock who might have also gotten the calling card, after a hot "cracker" night out at the viewing - A real one from an exceptionable, yet unexpected hit!..."Bridesmaids" was all there had to be!

Talking to someone in the oral form can be really brief, stress free and a whole lot let said in a much shorter time, whilst texting could be cumbersome, tiring, elongating and time-consuming. That said; who gives a shit. We live in the "time"; the texting era. Aside the obvious/alternate positivities of IM/texting, researchers' been publishing stats on the harms its had in this period of its boom....http://thehoppersgrill..com/2012/03/beauty-in-texting.html