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AutosRe: I Have 700k, I Need A Clean Car... by TheLaughter(op): 9:53am On Jun 20, 2015
Anchor84:
Also hv an Extra Clean like Tokunbo Golf4 even cleaner dan Some Toks @630k
Can I see the pix of the tokunbo Golf 4?
AutosRe: I Have 700k, I Need A Clean Car... by TheLaughter(op): 9:51am On Jun 20, 2015
Anchor84:
Sir,dont let any1 deceive u...u can't get a perfect EOD @700k only if u want a car u'll buy Today nd start giving u issues 2mao nd might later end up regretting sir.pls nd pls buy a car u'll buy nd enjoy like Toyota Camry Drop light u'll buy nd drive nothing to fix nd will even be as clean as Toks,maybe like few months Registered dat's still very ok cos Tokunbo sells like 1m.dat's my advice for u sir.we can help u get it nd it's not a must I get it for u but make sure u get a 1st body clean nd perfect car sir.
Thats nice bro, if u deal on cars, can you help me with that Avensis I posted, and how much can it go for. What model is that please.
AutosRe: I Have 700k, I Need A Clean Car... by TheLaughter(op): 9:49am On Jun 20, 2015
Anchor84:
whr do u want to see a gud EOD @dat price or a gud 05 Pathfinder @dat price?call me,I hv a very neatly used buy nd drive Ford Escape @600k
I dey run from anytin Ford, after one nearly bankrupt my inlaw, he had to sell a ride he bought for 1.6m, sold it 400k.
AutosRe: I Have 700k, I Need A Clean Car... by TheLaughter(op): 9:45am On Jun 20, 2015
aaidel:
i hope you wont take your own hard earned money to buy problems any luxury car valued at 700k will have a myriad of problems and the owner is most likely selling that low to get rid of but i wish you all the best still
Serious? Pls bro, what amount can one have to get a very good car without problems.

The car I have my eyes on is attached. Not sure of the model but its Avensis.

AutosRe: I Have 700k, I Need A Clean Car... by TheLaughter(op): 11:02pm On Jun 19, 2015
agboolakolade:
I have a clean toyota corrola sport..manual gear..buy and drive.going for 750k
My number is 08163553979 kola
Thanks bro. But I want an automatic transmission and it should be 700k abeg. With a reasonable mileage.
AutosRe: I Have 700k, I Need A Clean Car... by TheLaughter(op): 11:00pm On Jun 19, 2015
Abduletudaye:
Lolz...really? undecided...a luxury car for 700k? Anyway define luxury cheesy..

U should get a good naija used EOD, maybe a nissan pathfinder 2005(not sure though), a toyota camry tiny light, toyora camry 03 model, honda accord 2001 model..there are many others sha wink...take a pick cool
EOD na luxury car na. U 4got there was time 405 Peugot was the only luxury car in Naija? Abi na because this white pple don carry cars full everywia. I wil b glad if I can get a very clean 2005 EOD at that price.
AutosI Have 700k, I Need A Clean Car... by TheLaughter(op): 4:54pm On Jun 19, 2015
I have 700k, need a clean ride... Everything working perfect and no repairs to be made.

If you have any to sell at that price, please indicate and post pics, let me make a choice.

There was no need to open this tread but cars, I love within that range, the Ops refused to give further details, called several times, without them picking. Some kept posting 'g' 'f' 'h'... Without responding to prospective buyers questions. Hence, the tread.

The car must be a luxury car o! With levels small. Make somebody no go post Golf 3 for me abeg...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Would You Slap Your Boss For 1 Million Naira? by TheLaughter: 12:14pm On Jun 18, 2015
Na back hand I go use tear am d slap sef...
AutosRe: Come And Pick Ur Choice Of Car At Cotonou by TheLaughter: 10:50am On Jun 13, 2015
Pls bro, how much can I get dis cars...

1997 Toyota Avensis.

1998 Toyota Siena.

2000 Toyota Avalon.

I'm trying to make a choice, depending on cost. Thanks
PoliticsRe: The Genius Of Wearing The Same Outfit Every Day....Like PMB by TheLaughter: 9:29am On Jun 11, 2015
But if I start wearing thesame cloth now, pple will say its only one and dat its poverty...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Got a job with a multinational by TheLaughter: 9:21am On Jun 11, 2015
Congrats bro. Na God Win!
AutosRe: Clean Registered 2002 Toyota Avalon For Sale In Lagos..price: N700k by TheLaughter: 12:56pm On Jun 06, 2015
chuddy111:
In. .
Is it negotiable? Where is the location?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Thread For Dangote Cement Truck Officers by TheLaughter: 10:45am On Jun 05, 2015
shegol:
pls post d advert here some of us have not seen it
Its for Truck Officers or Truck Drivers...

Send Application Letter and CV to careers@dangotecement.com. Or google ' Truck Officers recruitment at Dangote Cement' u will find the advert, be fast, its like its ending today.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Thread For Dangote Cement Truck Officers by TheLaughter: 10:29am On Jun 03, 2015
Any info on this recruitment?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Cement Plc Fresh Graduate Truck Officers Recruitment 2015 by TheLaughter: 10:28am On Jun 03, 2015
Any news on this recruitment?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Tired Of Searching.... by TheLaughter: 9:23am On Jun 03, 2015
Dont be dear, the truth is that the unemployed surpasses the available jobs but pple continue to breakthrough...

Honestly, I was losing faith in prayers, I fight with myself now before I pray, even when I'm on it, one stupid voice will come and ask me 'to what end are u praying, the ones u hv prayed 4 years, wot are d results?' I have always prayed, fasted and struggle to get tins, y some pple, just get d tins I struggle for on a plater of gold, even without bending a knee.

But I am beginning to bring myself togeda, knowing that weda, I believe or not, hv faith or not, pray or not, God remains God. I cant change who He is, rada I'm doing myself more harm, because if I die like dis, I'm going straight to hell.

All I can do now is to strive to be with God, the Word says 'seek 1st the kingdom of God and evry oda tin wud be added unto u'... It has bin very hard for me, because I am only human, having faced many disapointments but I pray God help me b4 I lose it finally.

I urge u to please, kip on praying and kip applying. If I am not sure of any oda tin, I am sure that with dis, u wil turn bak someday and smile and tell ur stories... Dont eva stop moving forward, even if it means crawling...

U can venture into biz too. Who knows? God may just be waiting for u to make dat move, so as to rubbish u wit blessings. Thanks dear...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by TheLaughter: 6:04pm On Jun 02, 2015
babswalter:
so u blame faan for giving ther job to degree holders? Tell me which fed. Employment is more transparent than dis faan? Dont just talk with sentiment
Ur d one talking with sentiments, rules are rules and it must be followed...

Three things are involved, its either they are upgraded to the graduate level, provide OND certs or they wont get the job. No govt agency will give a degree holder ano OND holder job with his/her Degree certificate... If they have OND certs, then they will be asked to provide such, so as to occupy the post...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by TheLaughter: 6:02pm On Jun 02, 2015
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Starting Up A Barbing Saloon With A Loan. by TheLaughter: 1:23pm On Jun 02, 2015
Come to Owerri, FINCA will give you loan without delay... They have marketers that go around encouraging people to come take loans...
PoliticsRe: Will They Continue Heading This Organisations. by TheLaughter(op): 10:10am On May 29, 2015
barcanista:
Adesina keeps his....

Alison loses hers...
I thought one of the criteria for those positions is being a Minister of the said ministries...
PoliticsWill They Continue Heading This Organisations. by TheLaughter(op): 9:01am On May 29, 2015
Nigeria Minister for Petroluem is the current President of OPEC and her colleague, the Minister for Agriculture just got elected as the President of ADB.

Since their term as Ministers end today, will they be allowed to continue in these capacities or the incoming Ministers of these respective ministries will take over? Or these organisations will conduct yet another elections.

I really need answers. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by TheLaughter: 8:45pm On May 28, 2015
moral131:
FAAN recruitment is the best of all times, very open and transperent, kudos to faan management team.
Transperant ke? Given jobs made for OND to degree holders... Dis 2nd list was where they performed their biggest scam... Its again civil service rules to give a degree holder a level 06 job with his degree cert...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by TheLaughter: 8:00am On May 27, 2015
Hahahahahaha. Its getin funny o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by TheLaughter: 8:44pm On May 26, 2015
With a heartbroken heart, I wish you guys once again wonderful careers...

I'm so heartbroken that I'm not part of u guys, having waited since 2013 for this NIS Stuff, partook in the previous one and even got injured, still with faith I applied again this time around but wasnt even called for test, neither did I get a rejection mail...

Nothing much for me to do than to move on, only God knows why it happened to me this way. I will keep enduring and managing what I have until God smiles at me.

Once again, congrats to u all...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by TheLaughter: 1:39pm On May 26, 2015
laniyi07:
cgi David Paradang just left kano immigration school now. haters its time to give up.

merit or no merit Godwin
Una don start training at once?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by TheLaughter: 12:44pm On May 25, 2015
bussyj:
@ oluemmy2, nmadiruji pls kindly hint us wot exactly is goin on in d ministry of interior cos nis is giving out APl now in designated centre. Ur response is appreciated
U are still minding them...? They were all viewing this tread just now, but hv notin to say.

For me, NIS has recruited what they want to recruit, which is that 2000 Officers, nothing like replacement. There was no paper that reported the 125 slots for each State but almost all the papers reported the 2000 officers to be recruited. Those who have long leg, got their names into the list b4 it was released...

We shud move on and hope for beta opportunities...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by TheLaughter: 9:45am On May 23, 2015
Una source and info tire me, as of Friday morning una say we shud expect APL, same friday evening, una dem don cancel evrytin... So na in between friday morning and friday evening dem use change d decision dey took thursday nyt...?

Abeg, make una tell una sources to first get wok 4 demsefs, b4 getin for una...

Nonsense!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Ministry Of Foreign Affairs Recruitment... by TheLaughter:
Things will only start working in this country when we stop this carefree attitude of ours. To think that pple reside in Abuja and none can volunteer to go make enquiries over a recruitment we applied a year ago.

We are all sitting here bringing one rumor or the other, before it was budget, now it is Minister. After swearing in, it will be buhari...

Since I have no close source and I reside far from Abuja, I have decided to take my mind off dis job long tym ago, just dat I do bump in to read comments and I implore u my fellow comrade, neglect them just as they have neglected us, wot is ours is ours... When their hands start paining them, they will release our letters...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by TheLaughter: 10:50am On May 22, 2015
oluemmy2:
Oga Sir, 2013 list as I said before remains sacrosanct. No addition, No subtraction. We are still expecting names to be placed any moment from now. All things be equal, for the NIS, names would still be released before or during Camp training. However the situation altogether is seemingly blurry. We need fervent prayers so that Monday's scheduled collection of APLs and Training won't be altered. GOD HELP US ALL.
The info is now confusing, which list are we expecting today? NIS or NSCDC? Thanks

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