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Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election Results: INEC Official Announcement Updates by thelostchronicl: 3:26am On Jul 15, 2018
OsuEbonyi:

Thank you my osu brother. Our Igbo tribe is actually known as the only tribe to have betrayed other ethnic groups. We killed all their leaders ( both political and millitary) and left our Igbo leaders alone. We eventually paid with 2 million of our people and our land conquered.

I'm not angry about it tho because it was actually the reward of our treachery.
NORMALLY I ignore ret.arded m.oron with less than 000000.0 IQ, but just to correct your assertion, there are no osus in ebonyi, I repeat NO OSUS IN EBONYI
Family / Re: 'I Want To Cheat On My Runaway Husband' by thelostchronicl: 2:49pm On Dec 10, 2017
Lalasticlala biko epp me
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Teach Me by thelostchronicl: 11:43pm On Dec 05, 2017
lost chronicles
Family / Re: 'I Want To Cheat On My Runaway Husband' by thelostchronicl: 11:41pm On Dec 05, 2017
TheManofTomorrow:
I am really sorry for your plight. It would be wise to tell him (Dominic) to either come for you or u file a divorce against him. There is a good chance he gat another wife abroad.

And the other man, it will be foolish if you only accept him to satisfy your sexual urges. Access him and see if he is not only after your dough. You are to young to act a widow.
Be wise in your decision
BTW_ what does this Dominic do abroad?
According to him "he's a business man"

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Romance / Re: This Is Were I Live by thelostchronicl: 8:44pm On Dec 05, 2017
Op its actually 'where' and not were
Family / 'I Want To Cheat On My Runaway Husband' by thelostchronicl: 8:22pm On Dec 05, 2017
"Dear Nairalanders

My name is Buchi, a 28-year-old married. I must say that I am very unlucky in marriage as my husband who lives in Asia has been away for the past two years, leaving me all alone.
I met Dominic through his sister who is my good friend. Mary had told me that her brother who had been out of the country for many years needed a wife as their family had been on his neck to come home and get married.
They did not want him to get married to a foreigner and so, they were on the lookout for a wife for him, particularly an Igbo woman.
I had been friends with Mary since our university days and she felt I would be the right woman for her husband. I was not particularly interested in an arranged marriage, especially to a man I knew nothing about.
But Mary kept assuring me that Dominic was a good man and would make a good husband for me. Aside from that, she also told me he would take me abroad as soon as we got married. »
I told her that I would like to hear from Dominic himself and after she sent him my number, he started calling me and we would speak for hours. We also connected on the social media and would spend the whole night chatting and exchanging pictures.
Dominic changed my mind about dating someone I had never met before as he proved to be very caring. He would wake me up with his calls and text messages and before going to bed, he would call just to say good night.
Gradually, I began to fall in love with him and would wait breathlessly for his calls just to hear his voice.
Two years ago, he came to Nigeria and came to meet my parents. He wanted us to get married before going back and within two months, we got married and he left a month later.
And for two years now, the man I got married to has made no attempt to come back. His calls have been infrequent, neither does he send me money like he used to do.
It could take six months before Dominic would send me money and whenever I call, he would be evasive, telling me he would call and would go for weeks without calling.
As if that is not enough, he has left me sex-starved and needing attention like every woman. When I tell Dominic that I am Hot, he would tell me to endure it just like he is doing but I know he has been sleeping with women wherever he is.
There is this guy in my office who has been asking me out and with the way things are and the way I am sexually starved » , I am tempted to give this guy a chance, at least to have someone to satisfy my sexual urge.
I have tried some intimacy gadgets but nothing can be as satisfying as having the feel of a real man inside of a woman.
I know many people out there will say sex is not food but I am still a young woman and I have sexual urges too. I am married but it seems I am not.
I need help fast.

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Politics / Re: Who Amongst These 10 Will You Choose As "Man Of The Year"? - Sahara Reporters by thelostchronicl: 2:13pm On Dec 05, 2017
BafanaBafana:
Nnamdi kanu is my choice. He made the most headlines.
He sneaked into Nigeria feeling like James Bond, he was arrested within 48 hours. He was thrown into kuje and some savages even crowned him the onikuje of kuje. He begged, he cried, he shouted, apologized all to no avail, until his people joined him in begging. He was given the most degrading bail conditions ever know to man, which anybody with a little dignity should reject. But he accepted it with open hands and his people cheered him as the victor. The boy began feeling pompous, making all kinds of threats untill the army drove past his backyard and he ran into hiding. Nothing has been heard of him since then. He should be the man (despite that he still lives with his parents) of the year.
Savage!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: For Cartoon Lovers: What Are Your Favorite Cartoons?? by thelostchronicl: 3:53pm On Dec 02, 2017
Kungfu panda
Legend of korra
Shrieks

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Romance / Re: Your EX!!!! by thelostchronicl: 3:48pm On Dec 01, 2017
Mine is 7 cuz I will leave the idiot there to die
Hospital ko hospital ni
Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander by thelostchronicl: 3:41pm On Dec 01, 2017
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Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander by thelostchronicl: 3:41pm On Dec 01, 2017
You're not stealing his last name, but rather, you're borrowing it cos when he's tired of borrowing you, he will collect it back
Celebrities / Re: 9ice Shares Beautiful Photo With His Mum by thelostchronicl: 7:52am On Dec 01, 2017
Who tell this guy say that tin wey hin put for head fit am
Celebrities / Re: Meraiah Ekeinde Wows In New Photos by thelostchronicl: 7:49am On Dec 01, 2017
Mama and papa yellow, pikin black Breaching bleachers

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Celebrities / Re: Bbn's Gifty Wants All To Know That She Is Rocking A Gucci Scarf (photos) by thelostchronicl: 7:48am On Dec 01, 2017
Very ugly and brainless

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Nairaland / General / Re: Please Teach Me by thelostchronicl: 7:45am On Dec 01, 2017
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thelostchronicl:
Actually I'm new here!
There's an African proverb that says "those who ask questions will never get lost"
Please teach me how to bold, italic, strikeout words, and quote two people at a time
thelostchronicl:
Actually I'm new here!
There's an African proverb that says "those who ask questions will never get lost"
Please teach me how to bold, italic, strikeout words, and quote two people at a time
thelostchronicl:
Actually I'm new here!
There's an African proverb that says "those who ask questions will never get lost"
Please teach me how to bold, italic, strikeout words, and quote two people at a time
thelostchronicl:
Actually I'm new here!
There's an African proverb that says "those who ask questions will never get lost"
Please teach me how to bold, italic, strikeout words, and quote two people at a time
thelostchronicl:
Actually I'm new here!
There's an African proverb that says "those who ask questions will never get lost"
Please teach me how to bold, italic, strikeout words, and quote two people at a time
thelostchronicl:
Actually I'm new here!
There's an African proverb that says "those who ask questions will never get lost"
Please teach me how to bold, italic, strikeout words, and quote two people at a time
thelostchronicl:
Actually I'm new here!
There's an African proverb that says "those who ask questions will never get lost"
Please teach me how to bold, italic, strikeout words, and quote two people at a time
thelostchronicl:
Actually I'm new here!
There's an African proverb that says "those who ask questions will never get lost"
Please teach me how to bold, italic, strikeout words, and quote two people at a time
thelostchronicl:
Actually I'm new here!
There's an African proverb that says "those who ask questions will never get lost"
Please teach me how to bold, italic, strikeout words, and quote two people at a time
Celebrities / Re: List Of The Most Liked Instagram Posts Of 2017, Beyonce Leads (Photos) by thelostchronicl: 6:41am On Dec 01, 2017
yeyerolling:
Nl claims to have close to 2m users. Bt to see like of 10k rare
That's because 50% of them are alternate accounts
Romance / Re: My Big Brother Stylishly Shows Off His Beautiful Girl Friend - Phoros by thelostchronicl: 8:06pm On Nov 30, 2017
biacan:
Please stop it Airfoce is My dealing corpse or not his brother so send the money to him and he takes care of me with it

Romance / Re: My Big Brother Stylishly Shows Off His Beautiful Girl Friend - Phoros by thelostchronicl: 8:00pm On Nov 30, 2017
[quote author=biacan post=62862438][/quote]
My dear its not a lie.
If you think I'm lying, ask him to tell me where his brother is based, and give me one month I will show you proof that, is either he's washing corpse, plates, or toilet.

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Celebrities / Re: This Cute Little Bride Is The Very Definition Of Slay by thelostchronicl: 5:52pm On Nov 30, 2017
QueenBeeHive:
Brown patches of pigmentation on the forehead,
cheeks, and neck are known as chloasma,
melasma or mask of pregnancy. Chloasma is
caused by the body making extra melanin, the
tanning hormone, which protects the skin against
ultraviolet (UV) light.
Abeg no tell me that, this one na different colors one persin
Romance / Re: He Earns 200k But Hardly Give Me 3k In 3months! by thelostchronicl: 4:41pm On Nov 30, 2017
Is he her daddy??, cos I don't understand why she's feeling entitled to his money

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Romance / Re: My Big Brother Stylishly Shows Off His Beautiful Girl Friend - Phoros by thelostchronicl: 4:24pm On Nov 30, 2017
Airforce1:

That was very low of you

Why hate so much on someone you don't even know ..
And sometimes you kinda wonder why your life is still stagnant.

Onye Ara
You wan start werin pass you
Romance / Re: My Big Brother Stylishly Shows Off His Beautiful Girl Friend - Phoros by thelostchronicl: 4:08pm On Nov 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
Na wa o angry
You beta mind ya business
Romance / Re: My Big Brother Stylishly Shows Off His Beautiful Girl Friend - Phoros by thelostchronicl: 4:03pm On Nov 30, 2017
Airforce1:

E no pain me I swear down
But I just think hating on people wey no offend you no balm at all.
Really?

Romance / Re: My Big Brother Stylishly Shows Off His Beautiful Girl Friend - Phoros by thelostchronicl: 3:59pm On Nov 30, 2017
Airforce1:
That was very low of you
Why hate so much on someone you don't even know .. And sometimes you kinda wonder why your life is still stagnant.
So e pain you

Romance / Re: My Big Brother Stylishly Shows Off His Beautiful Girl Friend - Phoros by thelostchronicl: 3:57pm On Nov 30, 2017
Why won't he fwesh? When na AC hin dey 24/7 dey wash deady bodi for abroad
Romance / Re: I met a dead man physically by thelostchronicl: 11:35am On Nov 30, 2017
This your grammar is confusing

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Romance / Re: Good People Of Romanceland, Please Help Out!! by thelostchronicl: 10:53pm On Nov 29, 2017
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tosyne2much:
[i] Lemme try.. To perform those things, you need to know their codes

B for Bold

I for Italicize

S for Strike Through


To bold, input the opening tag [b.] then end it with a closing tag [/b]


To italicize, input the opening tag [i.] then end it with a closing tag



To strike through, input the opening tag [s.] then end it with the closing tag [/s]


Note: remove the dot in all the opening tags [/i]
tosyne2much:
Lemme try.. To perform those things, you need to know their codes

B for Bold

I for Italicize

S for Strike Through


To bold, input the opening tag [b.] then end it with a closing tag [/b]


To italicize, input the opening tag [i.] then end it with a closing tag



To strike through, input the opening tag [s.] then end it with the closing tag [/s]


Note: remove the dot in all the opening tags [/i]
thanks[i]
Romance / Re: Good People Of Romanceland, Please Help Out!! by thelostchronicl: 10:11pm On Nov 29, 2017
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