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"Pukka and me" is korrekt.. Pukka brain dey hot! I believe if all the questions were english, you would have got all... Bekause the english questions I kame akross ridikuled the konventional diffikulty of a skreening test.
Na those crs questions I for see wickedness! They taught me the diff between "was" and 'akkording to Paul, who was time crier in time of Jesue".. Lol..You kan send me an email then... But some of my stories have disturbing effekts on the reader. If you love God, you wouldn't wanna try some, I tell you.





hehe...Dharey, Good spirit, my nigga... Since you believe in God, he will help you.

A similar question kame out in post ume... Hope you folks don't mind some jiging.... Check this:

He gave the keys to Pukka and me.


He gave the keys to Pukka and I .



Which is korrekt pls?

Pukka, do you have Freda on whatsapp/bbm or fb? I weel kall her now to give you the title of my latest short story. And one of the online press that has gotten the story spekulated what is untrue about me in my bio they attached. it is spekulated that I love alkohol very much, tis nat true.
This is from the horse' mouth. Make u no go begin see me like drunkard. Pls, roger that..


I'm trying hard to tackle the issue. When my beibie stumbled on it, she was most shocked bekause she knows I barelie take alkohol... I believe it doesn't go well for a gentleman to be known as someone that loves alkohol so much and takes it as one does air.
Regards.

Yea, enigmatik, Alienstar....

Nofeen mach.... I misunderstood a report and konveyed it as I got it(admission issue), larer, I realised I was wrong,so embarrassing...

Koncerning the list, I'm so relaxed.... Aint even expekting it naw... Hehe... I'm thinking of the subsequent stress... Oktober Wud be fine, but tis impossible.
When Freda kalled me and informed me about the list the first time, I was kinda shocked... Lol.... Make e wait first...

Enigmatik Alienstar...

Yea, beibie.... Nothing! How your side? @Ada...

Ada, me greet you... U haf been sighlength.....

My sweet pea.....

Hehe... Robins, you've started....


Tis outta honest ignorance... You needa see the way I rushed there to konfirm so I kan free the heart of the yearning folks here. And worse is, as I saw the skreen, with the kongratulation and bla bla bla, I was konvinced bekause I never knew before naw that such thing had existed on the site....thus, I didn't bother to go deeper, I left.....


I'm embarrassed... Thanks, Venus, for the lekture.... Whether na oldage abi na too mach finking dey worrie me, I no know...

Lol... Robins... Seriouslie... If that kourse and skool have been there since that Jamb ish, then I'm wrong bekause I didn't know it remained before now.... Due to my ignorance; the slightest proof/change konvinced me.... I've looked well... I apologise please.



Delete every quote koncerning it so it doesn't konfuse people.....

I will delete the komments...

Mehn.... I'm still waiting for reg no.... I remember sighting his kourse SOCIAl studies edu.... So, are u insinuating that I had mistaken that for 'admission'? @ Venus...


Bekause, if I dey wrong, na the boy I go slap abi na myself I go blame.... Which? Or is it that anxiety didn't lemme assimilate the grammar well? #thoughtz.......

He will text his reg to me.... Wanna look again... I will skreen grab it... Wanna reallie look again if I misunderstood the english.



Talking of kalmness, I don't even want it to kome out this month... Next month will be fine....

OK... Lemme make a kall... Lemme see if the lad will gimme his reg no for all to see.... I am even beginning to doubt my eyes.... Gimme a sek.....

Well, I'm nat that surprised.... I myself doubted when I heard it on phone....

I should be the last person to joke with this..



He checked Jamb site and klicked, 'check where you have been posted to FOR ADMISSION' ...

Please, check Jamb site... There are new developments... If you skored up to 50 in skreening , I don't think they will post u out... His read submitted on kofa, but Jamb says otherwise.... Kourse is SOCIAL STUDIES EDUCATION.....

I'm telleen you...

He was given another skool too. This is the inkredulous part.... You waiters should check Jamb site pls... The 'unique' link is there already. You have reasons to be skared.

I'm aktuallie on the way; weel share the hardest part of his storie/kase when I get home....

However, his original kourse was pol. Sci. His skreening skore is fourtie sometheen, buh agg is 53

A friend kalled me and informed me... I doubted.. He said the person that has checked was with him...I quucklie drove to them to komfirm to avoid embarrassment of posting jast an unkonfirmed rumor... I konfirmed it to be true! They gave the lad Social Studies edu with 53

They have started posting names... Lemme type details ..

Jast get a looryah.... If I had the licence,would have done it for u.... I know how....

Dopeking, in kourt. It doesn't kost mach.... Though, I've never paid a dime for it... My father is a lawyer, he instrukted the young lawyer under him to prepare mine when I needed it... It doesn't take an hour....



Speak of the devil, I hope to battle my father in kourt someday....

DopeKing, affidavit is the answer... I use an affidavit btw. .....

Ebayray, that's no way to buy peace.... That amount kan only afford more trouble... Kan u pay for it?

And She's a troublemaker too.... Hmm...

Robins, she must have vexed you.... Ejor, forgive.... She is but a woman .... Kalm down bro.... Abeg....

Ebayray, I know you aint angry... You don't have the slightest reason to be. Ja....st...Nevermind...

Pukka, do u wanna read my story? Apart from published books, I aktuallie have short stories and standard poems that are being taken by bloggers for their blogs... Once you google the title or my name, you shall find 'em....

Deleted my komment over and over again!


No qualms, Ebayray.... Take keer...

Phew....

Intelligence. Your Selleen point? Hmmm.