Its is not new that the homo-sapien female posses a rather emphasised glaetus minimus cum maximus. They volunt as a source of exhileration to their homo-sapien counterparts, however, prestissimo , I do not see the utility of this bodily constituent in the performance of bartender duties. If a can of whatever that is, is to be in its locus standi, there exists the carpals and meta-carpals to do such work.

Shezhawt:

Azin ehnnn.... Children of *NaWaDays*, the don't knw that 'wash' and 'watch' are somewhat homophones.... Go to school they'd be going to WAEC miracle centre! Its a pitiable abyssmal dismal, regretably logroubious, that the educational politburo has plumetted into an odoriferous saga, cum gagagumgaga, what we're experiencing here is an ignorant hocus-pocus and jiggery-pokery.

Shezhawt:

Azin ehnnn.... Children of *NaWaDays*, the don't knw that 'wash' and 'watch' are somewhat homophones.... Go to school they'd be going to WAEC miracle centre! Its a pitiable abyssmal dismal, regretable logroubious, that the educational politburo has plumetted into an odoriferous saga, cum gagagumgaga, what we're experiencing here is an ignorant hocus-pocus and jiggery-pokery.

Sanguine-Phlegmatic.... Fvck Cholerics!

nedz:
Can you kneel down in front of your lover and say "I'm sorry"?

As for me, I can and I will never do it


1. Yes
2. No
3. Maybe
4. it depends(reason)

I'd go with #4, it depends. For me to kneel down and beg, e mean sey the plan wè¥ I get ahead pass her yeye attitude and I need to follow THAT plan through. When that plan go set ehnnnn.... She no go believe her eyes. E be like when u set trap for rat, e don almost chop am, e come say make u kneel down b4 e go chop, I go kneel down oooo. But Seriously, the girl will have to be dumb sha, for she to ask me to kneel.

If I am kneeling on my own accord. Then that's another case, na my fvck up.

Fairgodwin:
How possible? I guess this is only meant for the ladies, because most guys forget the lady that deflower them. Sometimes they are just so all about the sex that they don't even attach much feelings whatsoever to it.
And on the other hand, some ladies were deflowered through rape, and as a result do not feel any 'special thing' for the guy other than hate, resentment and the likes. But in respect to your topic (on the sweet side), yes, they hardly forget, even if they never loved the said guy. They just still remember him, not necessarily because he was a sweet guy or they love him, or even [that] the sex was sweet, but simply because it was their 'first sex' experience and so, they always remember.
..
But as for some of us who are still [male] virgins, we don't have much experience to share yet and we don't have any girl not to forget yet.

I disagree to some extent. Most guys supposedly 'forget' the woman that took their virginity. LIE! Every guys remembers the first day they had sex, what the ambient temperature was, the paint in the room, the texture of the cloths, the smell in the room, how much light there was and in fact, everything about that day. Thing is, a guy looks forward to be disvirgined, while a girl sees it as her greatest asset.

A guy does not hold his virginity in much esteem as his female counterpart, this doesn't mean that the same chemical processes of dopamine and ish did not take place in his brain. His asset is not his virginity, but his wisdom, not his looks but his respect.

While a guy looks back and says 'wow!' With a big smile on his face;No matter how he lost his virginity. The chick will look back and check if she 'gave' the virginity to the right guy. Its her greatest asset, or so she was told.

U see here that societial norms have placed more value on female virginity over the male. For those who advocate for gender equality, I think you should start from here.

#theMusicNerd

darlenese:
His shoes
By merely looking at ur shoes I could tell a lot about u.


Dnt ask me how

Very true, if e dey wear pam slippers, how well pedicured they are. Trust me, it counts.

Then also, the way they smell.... #sherlockHolmes.

The answer is 'today'

emusmith:
As a general course, everyone studied Philosophy as a course in the University. If you did, you will lucidly understand my point.

A philosopher always wants to know the WHY to every thing on earth, unlike the common man who embraces indoctrination with a smile. He calls him "Ignoramus"- He that knows not and think he knows.

This thread is all about Relationship Philosophy . It may sound silly but that's Relationship Philosophy.



1. Must the guy always be the one to pay the fare in a transport bus?

2. Why do ladies really need guys?

3. Why do ladies always have a make-up kit in their bag?

4. What is the connection between a female's upper and back region and the eyes of a guy?

5. Why do guys call themselves "polygamous in nature" and yet want a monogamous family?

6. If ladies say "all men are the same", why are they still single? Can they just choose any?

7. Why do ladies claim that their Turn Off is Dishonesty but always fall in love with liars?


It may sound irrational to you but in it has the answers to many "encoded things" hehehehe.


Oya, NLers contribute

1.My gü®l pays for the transport fare oooo, azin a fair amount of times. ßuh we aren't the going out type.
2. My gü®l once told me that she need me cuz she needs someone to talk to, that'd listen to her, that'd protect her; emotionally and otherwise, that she'd share and build her dreams with, and of course, that would bleep her silly and make her squi.rt.
3.My gü®l doesn't really do make up, and she doesn't carry a handbag, she has this wallet like purse, she put in her back pocket or carries on her hand. ßuh when she makes up, she's 'WOW'.
4. The boobs have been proven to be an afrodasiac and also the buttock, also, women who hav big buttocks will find it easier to give birth, and boobs will breastfeed the child.
5. Err, I won't say we're polygamous, its just that we'd like variety, e'en though they're the same, we'd just want to explore... Just the thing with eating paw-paw, and eating fruit salad
6. In my less than humble opinion, women who say 'all men are the same' are those who are myopic and limited in vision. U can't say, rationally speaking, that all knives are the same, of course there'd be some distinctive elements that makes you call it a knife, but, the specific knife in question will be different from all other knives in existence, even those of the same genus and specie. So it is too with men, these behavioural patterns set us out as men, but, each man manifests if different ways from the other. Eg. I'd like to bang a lot of girls, ßuh I won't go all out to do it. ßuh if the opportunity presents itself, and I'm in the mood.... In the end.... In fact, lemmie stop
7. Liars are seductive. Women, most, are delusional and envisage how their lives will be (the effects of romantic novels and telemundo) what these 'dishonest guys' do is to play on their fantasy, be everything she wishes. So they fall not for the guy himself, but what he represents. A fantasy.


theMusicNerd

My case was that I was tripping for the chick, she said 'NO' and I boned her for some months, later, she re-established contact, and by then I had gotten one very hot chick as gf. She asked 'bout my relationship status, I told her I was taken, very very taken, she wanted to start the 'guidiance and counselling' therapy session again, with this guy doin' this or doin' that, I just cleared her that I'm no more that guy. Clearly, she wanted someone to talk to cuz she was in 'distress' I recomended a mutual friend.

As fate would have it, even hotter chick started comin' around, and now when I look at her, she doesn't even fit the kind of chicks I have with me now... Both friends and girlfriend ... And now, she's tryna get that attention she used to get, ßuh that ship has set sail a long time ago.
though she says I've changed and I'm now a 'bad boi'.. ßuh she likes the bad boi better...

What am I saying. Free the babe, better chicks will come. Concentrate on building yourself, and btw, flaunt that your new chick to her, and make sure ur new chick is hotter than her.

Danke!

Sibe007:
What (DAW)software do you use?

Gbemileke sounds like live recorded or may be not

I use FL Studio 11 currently.

What I'm saying is that there should be a plugin that can simulate that sound, just help a nigga out

gsmlogic42:
it doesnt matta d daw used? mehn! that is live lead guitar/electric guitar! all dz songs u mentiond abv had live lead guitars on them. jst pick up an instrument 2day or u hire a session guitarist during ur production work. watch that gbemileke video! u wuld see shizzy strumming 4 quick stroke and long slide on its string in the tiwa savage ft shuki video. i tink shizzy waz shown 4 times with his lead guitar strapped around him.

So does that mean that there's no plugin that makes that sound? Just asking

I'm theMusicNerd, a producer based in benin, I've been looking for the plugin used to create that high-life guitar sound as heard in songs like 'owo ni koko' by davido or 'gbemileke' by shizzi, or
'woju' by kiss daniel, or 'dorobucci' by Mavins, or with J Martins' songs in general or MasterKraft. Producers you should know what I'm talking about, the lead or rhythm guitar that gives it that 'high-life' feel to the song. Thanks for your anticipated help.

OP u too make sense! Like maaddtt! I'm speaking from experience!

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I have seen graduates from many schools in nigeria but I can bet you that graduates from the universities listed below always stand out among their peers in terms of excellent and discipline in their work places.

1.UNN
2. UI
3. OAU
4. UNILORIN
5. UNIBEN

Wait oooo... What'd u guys expect Even the UNN slogan says :'A UNN GRADUATE IS AHEAD OF YOU NATURALLY'.... And they mean what they say. #LIONS

olumaxi:
But u wrote his sim card got faulty for 5 days....so wea did u xpect d girl to cal to?

The thing here is; when d sim got good, she didn't even call... If she was actually worried, before the end of the 5th day, she'd have called, get it. The enthusiasm, he's getting apathy.

naturally:
Let his brace up and call her, her reply will make him decide

Call her and tell her what? 'Hey babe, u haven't called me in a while, so I have concluded that u're fucking another guy, so just go ahead and be fucking him, I'm out of this shit! Peace'

nanauju:
Come out straight and tell us u re the guy or else...NO advice!

Actually. This shii has happend to me before. In fact that's how it ended. I didn't call. She didn't call. Church close. We both 'wakard' our ways, still called her on her birthday sha #FuckWithMeYouKnowIGotIt

valdes00:
OP, u dnt nid to called urself a poor bastard na.... we al knw its bout u...

AYyyyyy tiger! Easy there! I don't do the 'love' shii... I'm the perfect blend of the hustler and academician. Love is an illusion of a hopless heart. That's my theory. 'Cause money makes the world go round. Peace

Hey guys, I've got this friend of mine, he loves this gurl, they're both in skool, during the hols, he calls his gurl regularly to check up on her. His sim card then developed a fault and he could not recharge his phone for about 5 days (you know how e dey happen sometimes na) during this period his gurl doesn't even call him, not even once! She usually claims she's broke. He's now confused, should he call her? Or should her let her go. I told him the gurl has someone taking her attention (which is actually the logical truth) buh he's refusing to believe... He's actually confused! Poor bastard! So guys give your sincere advice to him.... Thanks.

Hey guys, I'm a music producer and I need talent... Lyricists, producers, songwriters and all.... U can add me up on BBM 295CB66F. I'd look forward to meet talents. Danke Schon

keandre:

ex seminarian? u were expelled?

Somewhat.... Doctrinal issues

Emperoradrian: Mine was in a frend's bday party at yankees,i was among d organizers.....wen i got to d venue,d class of gals i saw dia,made me loose hope of catching a gal dat nite,cos all d babes dia were too classy.i jst walked to d bar section and stood dia,den 1 lady walked up to me and said Hi,,i replied hello,and den she said again "u r fine and tall" i replied tnk u...bt d lady was older dan me,though she was pretty....she collected my number,after d party,we went clubbin,she bought all d drinks and suya we had,after dat she requested to follow me home in d mornin bt i refused....i've also had numerous oda advances,bt i dnt utilize most of dem.....im an ex seminerian,i still hav all dos seminary life in me.

Benedicamus Domine... Ex-Seminarian too.... Keep the Code, Carpe Diem.

The protest that started as a right to justice, escalated into a state of filstone-filatable.the undergraduates who reside in the hostel had not had power for over two weeks and had set out yesterday night to protest the lack of power, they led a peaceful protest throught the school premises and sought out the sympathy of all who they could reach out to.
What started as a peaceful protest deteriorated into a bitter clash between the undergraduate students and their post graduate counterparts. The crinkum-crankum of the fracas was hinged on the fact that the post-graduate students did not join in any way to protest the lack of power which they also suffered from.
The funny thin however was that these so-called post-graduates did not allow the undergraduates to make use of their premises to charge their appliances, and placed a total embargo on the UG's entering their premises.
Some UG's who felt its was a dismal disma, strong headedly, went into the premises to press home their sore hearts.
These UG's were severly beaten up like the man on his way to jehricho, they were three in number, and were all rushed in their critical conditions to the medical centre. One of which could not be handled by the medical experts in the medical centre, due to the severe bruises which were sustained during the bastardly act. Reports reaching us suggest that there is severe brain hemmorage and swelling and a slim chance of survival. He is currently in UNTH in ICU, receiving expert attention.
Throughtout the 19th of July through to now, there is still a strong air of higgy-hagger, an imbroglious air, and an aura of acrimony lingering between the PG's and the UG's.
All security attempts to quell the situation proved abortive.
One report coming our way suggest that the PG's have suffered a loss of mobility due to the fact that the UG's (whichl are the real lions) have all surrounded the PG hostel. The cars in the premises have not escaped the anger if the UG's, where most cars have been damaged severly. Property worth millions of naira have been reportedly damaged. With two cars burnt, and molotov cocktails thrown into the PG premises.
Other sproradic and intermittent clashes continue as at the filing of this report.
We advise all parents to make quick calls to ascertain the safety of their progenies.
More news suggest that the army might get involved.

The guy wey post no sabi english sef..... *smh*..... 'Loosed'

Flautist: I personally rate Tee Y Mix above Don Jazzy and he didn't make the list hmm..

*Gospelondabeat
*E.kelly
*Terry G ...

* chopstix
*ty mix
*fliptyce
*phyno
*jesse jags
*samklef
*kid konnect
* so many more mhen!