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Just look at that girl inside keke sharing body odor with the driver. If you invite her out now, she will call you broke for not booking her a ride as if she can afford it.

You're preaching to the choir. Stop wasting time advising boys of this generation because it's better they experience the horror and then learn from it. In another thread, a foolish boy sent 15k to a girl for nothing just because she has breast and pusay and when she didn't write an epistle of thank you to him, he started foaming in the mouth. These are the people complaining that politicians are wasting our economic resources when they can't even manage their meagre pockets. Mtchew

Father Christmas, mugu.

I can not pluck someone who doesn't have sizeable bweast because the first thing that will give me erection is putting hands in your cleavage snd handling those big twins. As for what I benefit from sucking them, it calms my nerves.

Welcome to reality. You have been protecting other people for long and to start protecting your own heart is not wrong. Assume they are all the same and treat them as such until someone proves she is different from the rest. The greatest mistake you will make is to assume she is different from the start.

A single mother of three children from different fathers should not be talking about men and focus on saving the country by ensuring her children do not go down the same path. She is done for and any serious man knows she is a menace to the society. The only men that will come around her are those who just want to flush their pipes.

Goo0dHardDick:
Don't waste your money on any DNA test. That child isn't yours.

Women always know the real father of their children. The real father has rejected she and the child and also school will be resuming soon, so she needs a new provider who can chest the bills and school fees including other expenses.

I suggest he do the test to satisfy his curiosity and also to be sure because he may be the father. The witch has switched to plan B. The man she planned to trap the pregnancy with had become wiser and probably dumped her so she is back to the only simp she can manipulate. Do the test and if the child is yours, work out a plan with her on how to raise the child. Don't shoulder all the bills, it should be 50/50.

I will not be shocked to hear that he off'ed the wife tomorrow after finding out she went back for Okafor's law and she definitely will, it's only a matter of how soon. Simps like him do not know when to count losses and walk away with pride because they always invest more than they should in a relationship and then develop brain disorder and emotional trauma when the descendants of Jezebel show them the 😈 they are made of.

Your friend is still a mugu and there's nothing to convince me otherwise. His ancestors must have pitied him to temporarily reset his brain enough to cancel that ticket because he was clearly heading to disaster. How can a man with brain plan to relocate abroad with an ordinary girlfriend especially Nigerian girl with entitlement mentality or will he swear not to have seen red flags in her attitude before now. I'm sure he will get there and continue his simping with another person. Men like him are why they continue to behave like parasites.

Why BAT is protesting against this is because of his life and especially those of his family not because he didn't commit the crime. He snitched on his former close allies and some powerful people who may still be in prison now. Drug barons don't forgive and they never forget that's why they build empires for their successors to continue. BAT knows that his life and those of his entire household were already in danger the moment that file exchanged hands no wonder he ran to UK to plead with the King and I'm sure he will also run to France to plead with Macron too to prevail on Trump to squash this before it escalates further. If anyone sees that file and reports to the barons inside prison, BAT and everyone he cares about are gone.

Why Nigerian woman go dey your house? If you're that lonely, don't you know where they sell dog?

They disregard what exist right under their nose and are always chasing after what doesn't exist. This one is busy waiting and even spending on a romance scam apprentice who is using her to learn the ropes. To think she may be giving some guy attitude there in Ibadan. This is why I advise men not to waste time chasing after them. Once they give you attitude, move on to who is available.

I must admit that he did well on this one. He sounded coherent and intelligent unlike the Tinubu I knew.

Congratulations to the gentlemen. Let them enjoy their lives. I hope they didn’t marry evening newspapers because age to a man is just numbers. If e sure the other gender, let them go find husbands at this age.

makavalley:
Chai see legend ooooooo . He succeeded in his career but on the other hand with women he couldn't

Who told you he didn't succeed with women? What has he lost? Nothing, rather he has two women who will see it as an honor and priviledge to have him warm their beds.

Why are you questioning everything? It's just one time cheating, nothing big. I'm sure she did not even enjoy the sexx because she does not love him the way she loves you. Forgive her and continue with the marriage plans since she has begged and is also crying over it. You're a good man, don't let her cries and depression continue because the more she cries, the more you are hurting her feelings. As for the baby inside her, it is yours since she brought it back to you and not to the impregnanter and you love her so much too. Let the wedding bell ring. I'm happy for you brother and congratulations on your new baby.

Virgin or no virgin, women were created to be naturally wicked so choose your own evil with caution. Know the limitations to what you can tolerate. As for me and everything in me, I don't tolerate a single nonsense so I refused to be entangled with any of them. Whether marriage or serious relationship, I'm not interested. I'm interested in my needs whenever I need one from them. Keeping everything transactional with women has kept me out of trouble and it's my secret of inner peace and happiness. When my boy was born, my family members except my father did everything they could to make me bring her home, I stood my ground. She herself did not bother to add to the pressure because she knew that no matter how much I like her, I can never in this life wife a woman.

The man should divorce his wife and marry the reliable sidechick if he is wise. The witch had money but didn't want to help because the love is dead. She planned to move to her parents house but when the rent was paid, the love became alive again that she did not move again. Selfish wife from hell

Which one is the real snake between the two? I don't see the difference.

Rrchrd:
What if the man is late?
I can marry a single mum of one
If she is ready to start a single life with me.

Widows are different from single mothers. Widows are misfortuned by nature, it's not their fault. Single mothers are in the same category with divorcees. Avoid them at all cost.

Stop lying proudly. Late night snacks help most people with type 2 diabetes keep their fasting sugar level low. Do your research and most importantly, do a live test.

Can someone please tell the two ediots that nobody gives a fucck about them in 2026.

A foolish woman will serve her pastor first forgetting that her priority in life is service to her husband. In fact, the only reason she was born is because of her husband.

Axis313:
They said Iran is begging for ceasefire, but Iranians said they are not the one s begging for ceasefire but it's the other way round.

Iran is winning the war and they are not begging to negotiate but don't cry genocide when the jungle fully mature. They have passed the fucck around stage, they are now in finding out stage. I saw on TT that deadly US war planes just took off from UK base heading to Iran. Just sit back and enjoy the firework spectacle my friend.

This is someone's father pushing barrow for survival and now he is dead too on the hard job. God will punish all Nigerian political leaders past and present who have ever stolen our common wealth and their supporters too. If you have ever been councillor, local government chairman, governor, president and have stolen national treasure, may God punish you and may the grave reject your corpse and all those who know this truth and still support you.

Women will never take responsibility for their stupid decisions. Which fake job offer? They knew quite well what they were going there to do but they didn't make the amount they expected because of settlements involved. Why won't there be settlement when someone or some people spend money and time to bring them over. No business man invest in business to lose but these foolish women wanted to have their cake and eat it.

Don't condemn this young brother yet and try to understand the issues he raised first eventhough he did not explain it well.
Bad wives provoke their husbands all the time and drive them crazy. Guess who guarantee that physical abuse do not happen? The sidechicks. Alcohol can only suppress emotions for awhile but post nut satisfaction and after a few pamperings by sidechicks, most men's frustrations fly through the window.
Many husbands crave for quality mouth action and other sexual fantasies but their wives are not up to the task or are too busy with children's wahala to satistfy this craving. Guess who ensure the men don't go about sleeping with several women and getting the stds that come along with them. Again, the tested, trusted and dedicated sidechicks.
Some men cry when their sidechicks get married or move on not because of the sex but because of the stability they bring to their lives.
So when next you see a sidechick, say thank you. I mean a sidechick who knows her place, not an olosho or a husband snatcher.

They tend to marry late and when you marry at age 40+, you will likely prioritize other considerations over beauty and some features. Such a man who is now vulnerable to heart attacks and high blood pressure if wise, will consider a wife who knows how to do basic CPR and handle certain health emergencies and that's where nurses come in. Knowledge is power but wisdom guarantees authority.

Nobody has ever told her the real truth but I will. The rich man she believed to have locked is just using her to cure konji. The day he is done is the day she will believe the juju has cleared his eyes but no, the good brother is done with a recycled and a high mileage vjay.

The stupid questionnaire asked a stupid question and got a stupid answer.