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Crime › Re: Man Rapes And Kills A Young Girl In Imo by TheNonexisting(m): 8:16pm On Oct 29
All of them rapists are potential murderers and they all have similar looks if you pay close attention. God forbid bad thing. I hope he is castrated and left to rot in jail.
Romance › Re: Lady Find Out Her Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her - Her Reaction Got People Talking by TheNonexisting(m): 9:44pm On Oct 20
Wtf. I would cheat on that too.

Travel › Re: I Only Have 60 Days — UK-Based Nigerian Lady Cries As Husband Withdraws Support by TheNonexisting(m): 4:38pm On Oct 16
blackmantis:
Her statement "The person I called my husband" sums her up.
Exactly. We know them and their modus operandi. She had gone there and turned to monster and still expect the gentleman not to have sense. God of Adam is at work and He will complete the good work He has started. She is coming back home fullstop.
Travel › Re: I Only Have 60 Days — UK-Based Nigerian Lady Cries As Husband Withdraws Support by TheNonexisting(m): 4:35pm On Oct 16
Madam, what did you do to your husband? Well, you don't need to answer because I know. Pack your bags and get ready to come back home because the God that answereth by fire will never allow any simp help you out on this.
Romance › Re: “I Didn’t Like Him Enough To Date Him” – Lady Marries University Friend by TheNonexisting(m): 4:29pm On Oct 16
Leemzyy:
Well I just hope she made the right choice
When the simp tear eye later and start to enjoy his own prime days, she should not complain. Women enjoy their prime and when men start to enjoy theirs later, they will start crying cheating. Men enter their prime at 40s and 50s so let no one stop this gentleman when he gets to that stage.
Romance › Re: “I Didn’t Like Him Enough To Date Him” – Lady Marries University Friend by TheNonexisting(m): 4:24pm On Oct 16
After the bad boys she ran after during her prime days have used and dumped her, she crawled back to the simp that had been in her friendzone since time immorial to now cover her shame with marriage. Simping is a serious disorder
Family › Re: Sweet Problem With My Wife. by TheNonexisting(m): 1:27pm On Oct 15
Dtruthspeaker:
You want make i talk True?

I dey suspect ya wife!

She's playing you.

She's trying to cover up
You're suspecting a nonexisting wife. No be this guy with his cooked up stories again? What's that his name sef?
Family › Re: He Was Suffering In Silence! Lady Cries After Seeing Late Brother's Payslip by TheNonexisting(m): 1:22pm On Oct 15
He knew no one would help a man so he carried his cross with dignity. Now flip it to the other side. If it was a woman, she would refuse to take responsibility and blame everyone else around her, family and friends included for not coming to her aid. To be man is not easy, rip to the gentleman.
Romance › Re: What's The Most Effective Promise In This Situation?? by TheNonexisting(m): 1:05pm On Oct 15
gerizzim:
when I travel out. I will start processing your visa too.
This one wins. Even her mama will be angry with her if she fails to open the strait of hormuz on hearing this promise.
Romance › Re: If You Were The Groom, How Would You React? (video) by TheNonexisting(m): 4:32pm On Oct 11
ExudeLoveToAll:
In order words if you are been sworn in as president of Nigeria you can take is as a joke because of here who took it seriously failed in their duties as president so if someone may take the oath of allegiance as joke maybe he will succeed and do better than those who took it seriously.

Do you know what a vow means or an oath of allegiance? I know you don't know because of you knew that shouldn't be the time to start clowning, after the oath if you desire to clown for the rest of your life then so be it.
My cousin's wife instead of saying 'till death due us part', she said 'even death will not due us part because you are not going anywhere Chukwuebuka'. Everyone started laughing. Now tell me, is that part of the marriage vows and why didn't anyone take offense? You're comparing a simple issue to a president taking an oath to protect citizens and whom millions of lives will be entrusted with. Life is easy, it's people like you that make it difficult.
Romance › Re: Many Damaged And Angry Women Are Suffering From The Works Of Some Bad Guys by TheNonexisting(m): 3:28pm On Oct 11
You make it sound like simps are the good guys. Let me quickly correct that narrative. Many bad buys are simps and many simps are the ones abusing women. Real men don't abuse women, they simply are no push overs and do not fall for women's manipulation. I understand this frustrates many women especualy the manipulative ones but it does not break them or make a good woman turn bitter. When a woman is bitter, resentful and has bad character, it is not because a man made her to be, she got it from her mother's dna or she copied it from the woman that was in her life from the beginning who can be her aunty, madam or big cousin.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Leo To Undergo Surgery To Remove Early-stage Lung Nodule by TheNonexisting(m): 3:09pm On Oct 11
Our gods of men here will go their own in secret while deceiving their sheeples to rely on fasting and prayers for healing. Quick recovery Mr. Pope.
Romance › Re: If You Were The Groom, How Would You React? (video) by TheNonexisting(m): 2:54pm On Oct 11
CorperKola:
I disagree completely
So public huiliation by your wife is supposed to be funny abi.nd its a sign of things to come
A woman who truly respects you wont do this
Guy, where's the public humiliation? Look at that woman closely and you will notice she is a fun type and not that an overly serious type. The man knows this and was only embarrassed that she brought her shenanigans to the alter. The priest too who was officiating them saw the playfulness and laughed too, how e come be you that was not there that is taking an offense? Abeg learn to loosen your tie and roll up your sleeves sometimes, this life is nothing.
Family › Re: Will You Choose Your Dad To Be Your Father Again In Another Life? by TheNonexisting(m): 2:49pm On Oct 11
One million times yes but I will not choose my mother. My father is everything I want my son to be but my mother is the wife or girlfriend I will never wish my son to get and I'm saying this with all seriousness and no reason in sight to change my opinion.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Who Promise Marriage, Get Her Pregnant, Then Disappear? by TheNonexisting(m): 2:32pm On Oct 11
Kobojunkie:
Have such women never had to learn before then that promises fail? Have they not seen before then the stories of so many other single mothers that litter the place? When a woman willingly submits her life to a man to have him deal with her as he pleases, she is not a victim but an associate. 🥱🥱
If you of all people can say this then there is hope for this country. Welcome back to common sense.

Romance › Re: If You Were The Groom, How Would You React? (video) by TheNonexisting(m): 2:15pm On Oct 11
One thing I have learnt recently is that this life should not be taken too seriously. She seems to be a playful person and that's a good thing in my opinion. Many of the brides that took the vow seriously like their life depended on it still turned monster wives and husband nightmares so I will take this over anything else. Marriage takes much more than religious rituals and vows. Infact, marriage becomes easy with playfulness and some unseriouness here and there. What should be taken very seriously is raising the children and running the home. If this is the only issue here then I approve this marriage and may God bless their union.
Celebrities › Re: Rick Ross Arrested For Attacking Girlfriend And Brutally Assaulting Her by TheNonexisting(m): 11:05pm On Oct 01
This is why 50cent will continue to remain the real boss. He would not have said a word and just discharged the cheating biiitch with no drama. This pusseey niiiga was arguing and even physically abusing a cheater who is not his wife. I mean, he can easily replace her whenever he wants but the simp in him took charge of him to the extent that he was even monitoring her on Instagram. Baba fall hand yakata.

Politics › Re: 81st UNGA: Where Is Nigeria's President? - Peter Obi by TheNonexisting(m): 3:54pm On Sep 27
Obi has been a good critic of the disaster in France and because this is a good time to criticize the disaster, they used Soludo to keep Obi occupied. I'm happy he has uncovered their plan.
Crime › Re: BREAKING: 17 Killed, 15 Wounded In South Africa Tavern Shooting — Police Hunt 8 by TheNonexisting(m): 3:45pm On Sep 27
It looks like those xenophobic m0rons are on the path to annihilate themselves out of existence.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Was On Salary When Obi Bought London House 1987 by TheNonexisting(m): 10:28am On Sep 27
Babangidapikin:
It doesn't change the fact that OBI is still a BOY.
So a boy paid one million pounds to buy a home in UK in the 80s? Is it that your teacher failed you or did the poor teacher do his job but you were already destined to waste your school fees?
Family › Re: Custody Dispute With Disrespectful Mother .. by TheNonexisting(m): 10:23am On Sep 27
Na man you be. Remove all emotions and focus on yourself for now but find a way to keep tabs on your child. When the toxic mother is tired, she will bring her to you. Keep enough evidence of what you've done so far. Next time, be careful of who you procreate with. The deed has been done, learn from it. By the way, I hope you are very sure the child is yours.
Romance › Re: Fear Women(pics ATTACHED) by TheNonexisting(m): 9:57am On Sep 27
This is fake. No Nigerian girl respond to chats that quick except if the chat is from the man that bankrolls them. If you are her boyfriend and broke, there's no way she will respond that fast. Grow up and stop spamming this forum with fake stories.
Celebrities › Re: ‘I Regret Sleeping With You’: Married Man, ‘feminist’s Messy Affair Goes Viral by TheNonexisting(m): 2:45pm On Sep 26
pocohantas:
Well, his foreign wife has left him. I was even thinking it was a Naija woman based abroad, only to see she is a foreigner.

There is a thread on Tiktok of ladies posting cheating married men and I ensure I repost. Another was deported last 2wks from UK by his wife. He trended all over Instablog. I really love this and kudos once more to that feminist for taking his marriage down.

Men are the prize. Prize should come outside make babes taste am.😂😂😂
Forget talk. His foreign wife's friends will soon start contacting him behind her and before you know it, she will go back to her husband. God will keep all of us alive and I will call your attention when the wife gets back with him. The one his wife deported from UK over cheating, we have not heard the full story so don't rejoice yet because man A may be reason man B was set up for deportation. Every good and bad decion women make has man behind it and that's the reason men are the prize.
Celebrities › Re: ‘I Regret Sleeping With You’: Married Man, ‘feminist’s Messy Affair Goes Viral by TheNonexisting(m): 2:23pm On Sep 26
pocohantas:
At least the married man is now single. He would contribute to the single pool and ease the scarcity of men for young non-feminists. A win is a win. 🎉
I never read anywhere in the story that the wife left him and he is now single. Only a foolish woman will believe the illusion that her husband was meant only for herself and leave him for cheating.
Celebrities › Re: ‘I Regret Sleeping With You’: Married Man, ‘feminist’s Messy Affair Goes Viral by TheNonexisting(m): 2:11pm On Sep 26
Every feminist bow at the alter of gbola but wannabe feminists in nairaland claim otherwise. Men nare the prize. This one now will be on X claiming feminist and deceiving younger girls but look at her begging for love and gbola from a married man. That's how scarce men are.
Romance › Re: She Doesn’t Want To Leave by TheNonexisting(m): 7:27am On Sep 26
You're a simp and your simping will soon put you in trouble if care is not taken. If anything happens to that girl in your house, you're finished. Be firm in telling her to leave.
Romance › Re: Signs To Know You Are Dating A Female Player (the Customer Relationship Officer) by TheNonexisting(m): 12:08pm On Sep 25
What you listed up there is for girls 18 to 25. Women 28 and above cheat with style and class. They will go about bragging about you, calling you odogwu on Facebook and cooking you the best meals. Your head will be swelling with so much pride that you lose that sense of suspicions and instincts. Brother, these people are evil I tell you.

Family › Re: Man Proposes Miniature Goat As Bride Price For Non-Virgins (Pics) by TheNonexisting(m): 3:48pm On Sep 19
Supported but take away one of the onions and reduce the red oil down to quarter. They should finance their marriages with the money they make from hookup.

Romance › Re: Learn To Disappoint Women! by TheNonexisting(m): 9:02am On Sep 19
Mccallistas:
He who get money get money, he who no get, no get.
Person like Dangote now, how woman go fall amhuh
Is his advice for people like Dangote or is Dangote now a nairalander to be reading this kind of thread? The young man is advising other young men here in nairaland and you're mentioning Dangote. You think oyibo don't worship money because you live in their minds abi? You think that a man like Bill Gates is happy to go from the richest to about 20th now? See, when someone creates a thread to advise people here, resist the urge to show yourself.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Labeled “obidient General” On Campaign Truck, Gets People Talking(Photos) by TheNonexisting(m): 8:49am On Sep 19
helinues:
Meaning the campaign truck was done by ex Obidients..Na only flies remain for the Obidients camp.

Peter Obi already proved how dull he's hence people deserting him
Guy, you really need a job.

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