Regenerated:
March 26th

prayerrain:
March 28 09030511470

stardragon:

is that the cure, am also currently passing through this

Stupedinluv:
Try breathing in and out like thrice before facing the audience. It works.

PerfectlyPerfect:
Anyone in owerri interested in exchanging PC games??
i got Battlefield, call of duty 4, saints row, sleeping dogs, arma 3, ghost recon future soldier, tropico 5 and zoo tycoon 2

worlexy:
At a point when crude oil price is falling, they keep increasing the number of barrels they are producing per day, leading to further drop in the international price of crude oil. That's what happens if the president had F9 in Economics because common sense taught in basic economics is "the higher the supply, the lower the price". How can you be disobeying economic law and expect economic turn around? How can you say you want to stabilize global oil price when you keep bombarding the market with higher barrels of oil. Ha, I tire for this country o.

Younggeek03:


thanks will definitely try that.

Lilimax:
The moderator that brought this crap to the front page should be investigated

Lilimax:
The whole thing looked photoshopped

PoliticalThuG:
Good day nairalanders.

There is this problem i have been having since i was 18. Now i am 22 but the problem still persists. I dnt know what to do to stop it, so i decided to bring it here to seek help.

Whenever i see a lady, what comes to my mind is how to have sex with her. It is becoming so embarrassing because sometimes my di.ck does rise at the sight of a lady or when i'm just enteracting with a lady.

I am a shy person, no doubt about it. Shyness will not allow me woo a lady but the sexual feeling will not go away. Sometimes i do watch porn. movies just to reduce or kill the feeling but it will never go away.

The good thing about this is that i dnt masturbate. I dnt like the idea at all.

Fellow nairalanders, how do i stop feeling Hot each time i see a lady? Does it associate with a particular age? Will i over-grow it?

Your contribution is needed. Thanks.

Pineapp:
Yes sir..

I will let go because this child is doing this outa innocence.

I will let go because if I continue to stay,this child might end up motherless.

I will let go because this child deserves better growing up experiences than seeing her father hit me.

I will let go because I don't support wife beaters.

I will let go because on nairaland these days,only a few sensible topics hit FrontPage.

Finally,I will let go because my likes are growing like grasses

bruno419:
I came across this picture on Facebook and decided to share with you all..



Are u seeing what I m seeing

https://www.facebook.com/jonathangoodluck/photos/pcb.1078200985563608/1078200388897001/?type=3&theater

QueenValerie:
Yours is nice,I like the comic.

TheMoniker:


Done!

TheMoniker:


how were u able to scale through school?
Your teachers deserve a national award.
Btw, can u upload your pics and let's see?
Dont be scared, ts fun

TheMoniker:
www.nairaland.com/naijaboiy check the hair bush for hin armpit
www.nairaland.com/thisisayus na only God sabi wetin e dey lick

aalangel:


I can see you really read it. Great.

Kensharval:
Hello,
i am 17 and a great lover of computer. I have learnt HTML, CSS, PHP and a little of C. I need experienced programmer who can guide and help me to become a good programmer too. I would appreciate it if you can: drop assignment i can do, tell me things to learn or help me with any useful thing. I would appreciate it a lot if you can drop your number.

“I agree. A Minister of the Federal Republic must always be impeccably dressed. If you ask me to choose between Minister Dambazau and that one that wears beret and dresses as if he is going for a Man O’ War session, I’ll choose Dambazau any day.”
“I have seen quite a few of such aides. I once went with someone to visit a state Governor. The Governor was the only one sitting on a sofa. All his aides including commissioners sat on the floor. I didn’t know what to do, whether to stand or join the aides on the floor. “
“Those aides often respond to their oga’s body language though. And what did you do?”
“Me? I sat down on the sofa oh. I think it is the aides who are guilty. It is a peculiar kind of ailment: it is called eye service.”
“I know. We don’t really have a civil service.”
[size=14pt]We have an eye service. [/size]
“Have you not seen where people kneel down to talk to their boss? Even when they are asked to stand up or sit down, you’d see adults saying, let me remain on the ground sir. I am fine sir, Your Excellency. I am afraid one of these days, you’d see an aide prostrating publicly to make their boss feel good. Don’t blame the boss, blame the aide.”
“Then, public enlightenment should become even more vigorous. Eat rat? How can anybody eat Okon Calabar?”
“Who is that?”
“Okon Calabar. That’s what we called rats when I was in school. You know some of these big rats that don’t run away from human beings. When they see you, they actually act like they want to jump on you. I believe those are the real multi mammate rats.”

[size=14pt]“I have asked somebody to help me buy two cats.”[/size]
“The cost of fumigation has gone up. I hear fumigators are making serious gains now.”
“Very soon, the cost of cats will also rise. “
“Cats?”
“Yes. Don’t you know that everything is business in this country?”
“There are too many human rats out there ready to take advantage.”
“What do you mean human rats?”