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case dismissed?

Mba! there should be a verdict. i hereby sentence tessy to a night with olulu.

just see as woman turn una head upside.
Shame.

@poster
watch ya back. . .
And one more thing; get yourself a gun!

You boys have killed this thread.

*kneels and prays mimiko becomes Nigeria's first lady*
I'm the President.

well, the problem you nigerians have is that you feel one job is inferior to another. you might soon see an ex-traffic warden become your president.

thank god we get badge sef. una wey dey die for battle nko?

indomie na energizer

ituen, and u be my friend fa.

@saucekid.
i get army sef, and i'm the ranking officer. you go ask migines how i silenced him

ok, let's knock it off, bob.

oh boy, i hot pass you

@mimi
you are the reason i'm on this thread. don't let ify distract us (our new found hapiness).

@poster
unbehalf of Migines, i serve u this subpoena.
you have a right to an athorney, of which if you can't afford, ituen will be appointed.

But, @Clemcy, u get booty o!

hhmmm. . . . hmmmm. . . .hmmmmm.

*dogs*

@tufe
don't hang all your dirty linens out

@Ify
if you really want to know if i'm a bulldog that can bite, let me be the one to invide you to my den. you only have to warm up cos it's hell inside.

ban ke? seun is a gentleman, in fact i'm considering rewarding him with a national award; GCFR (of Nairaland)

*Kisses mimiko on the chin*

what was he doing at the time you saw him? he's on the list of missing persons.

*listens to tope_teadr, saucekid, tufe and clemcy's confessions, then absurbs them of their sins*

when last has anyone seen Migines?

Dirty Mind. haba!

you beth, the guy is sure going to lose 50pounds in one day.

. . . and sucking their left tumbs with their nanny at their back.

@mimiko
thanks a million.

am sure that chapel doesn't need a Pope. Clemcy na Jokes Chapel choir mistress

haba! na me una con attack like say i kill person. Migines, na your handiwork be dat.
Abeg, is anything wrong in paying you for the favour of watching over my mimie. abi na biff? or the girl no gree for you?
ok, here's a tip: ask her one more time, and don't invite her to your sty it's definitely gonna put her off.

Tufe, where you dey?

i disagree with you faakay, the stadium was ok and the pitch was good. Ghana has definitely committed so much resources to organising, planing and maybe a pass mark in logistics. Lessons for Nigeria!

Ghana didn't play too bad, though i expected more from them. however, the Guineans were slimmy at their defence and only spoilt their goalie's efforts.

Can somebody tell me how to bring the moderators, and owner of Nairaland to the table. i think i've got some good cash and want to buy off this site; including Migines, ituen, saucekid. i also need to hire these strong men as bodyguards around my Mimiko whose beauty lately encloses my erudite heart, and clips my proud princely lips.

@mimi
why aren't your jokes coming anymore.
Just keep coming.

ooops! so migs, how did your attack on George go?
why am i not reading any obituaries in the papers?

. . . And there's another interpretation
blows meaning into clems left ear.