One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.
He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with
no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up
and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,
they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her
husband's penis. "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
\She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes,
the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey?
Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots.
I need more rope!"

A guy is screwing a great looking blonde.
The girl asks, "You haven't got AIDS have you?"
He replies, "No."
She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that!!
I don't want to get that again, !"

Dirty Mind. haba!

hahahahahahahahahahah

hmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmm what?

hmmmmmmmmm good

Good for you

thuggy,

the jokes are hilarious., but men that girl sef, she too like bla bla bla. reminds me of someone here at nairaland

*_{dont ask, i'm speechless}*

clem?

hmmm, ituen.so there's someone actually like that. never knew. i was actuall referring to a lady that was an infringement o fmy imagination. but now that you have tagged clemcy, i guess u may have to deal with her and her husband

well all i know is that it came out from ur mouth whether na mistake or not

lol

na you kukuma type am

Kukuma? [sup][/sup]that's funny

funny joke

lmao iteun i like bla bla bla ryte well dat was how u were born

I came from that mthd too

But in the legal way

*watching and waiting*

. . . for ur mum to deliver a child, abi?

something like that

thanks for being plain

you're welcome

ok man

gracias

This nairalanders will never change (shakes head), heyyyyyy saucekid, ow u dey