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justwise:
Do what she asked you to do
https://www.norway.no/en/nigeria/services-info/visitors-visa-res-permit/#ChecklistforapplicantsfromNigeria

So here is what , i crosschecked the website, and some videos, and i saw that i need to first create an application on udi.no, once i fill and pay the application fee, i take the remainder docs to VFS to submit together with my passport. Is there something i missed from here?

Again, The site is showing me I have Limited Access (udi.no) is there someplace else i should send in my application?

Hiya people.

So i want to apply to Iceland, and i been looking for information to submit my visa application, I was told that the Embassy representing Iceland here in Nigeria is for Norway. So now i am stuck. How do I start the process, The lady answering for the helpdesk for Norway seems to have a heartbreak and is answering like a very stupid person, Not even giving the correct and complete information, Just said i go on VFS and select Norway and i would be redirected to the website to fill and pay the fees then come and schedule , what am i scheduling, she hung up the phone.

I am very tired. You cannot go to VFS office in Lekki to make enquiry, you cannot call on Phone and someone answers you like someone with her head. Who even send me sef make i call this woman this morning. Anyone with very detailed information on how to apply for Norway? Please let me know.

nabiz:
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Nwanne m , a bukwa m onye ibo. Anything ndi a n'eme hapu ha, already ha lago aha nke ha niyi. Hapu nu ha ka ha mewe. Obu ihe m n'ekwu.
Udo diri kwa gi.

lapintoz:
Unfortunately, your people won't listen. They are preparing the next courier with banga soup ingredients and Maggi Chicken to go on the same trip next week!

This one pass content creation!

Haba

I no understand what is with them and this get rich quick syndrome. You can still get rich by using your head, i wonder why they believe this is the only way to wealth. Their lives too day at stake!

My Ibo people abeg o. You better pass this one, make una stop all these things una day do day give us bad name! This thing no good. God give una head make una day better than Drugs and co, use that head and do something very meaningful. Haba!

dangotesmummy:
na you know wetin you dey do,that one consain you if not the matter no go pain you like this

Ngwa bye bye.

dangotesmummy:
lol so the matter dey pain una?

E no suppose pain na.all the girls wey una don use indomie or I love you to off their pants nko?

You don see me before know say i day do that style?

Kobojunkie:
Continue lying to yourselves! There is no curse or any of that nonsense on people who do these things. Look at your politicians every time you think of feeding yourself these lies to jolt your deluded minds back to reality. Your politicians and your scamming pastors who steal and destroy your lives are living evidence of how your curses don't work. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

2. She go sleep well, wake up the next day, and sleep even better the next evening! Na the mumu wey think say him fit buy her with gifts is the one who will not sleep well and wake well! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Na true sha.

Some girls do not know they are cursed. Man go train you finish you go say na another man be your spec, and you want make You sleep and wake up, then every morning you go pray, day expect make God answer.
Its okay.

CodeTemplarr:
Above anything, i hope the source of the dough is clean.

E get as you day talk. So that small house , na Clitocoin she use buy am? You get sisters , hope say na like this you day talk about them?
Everything must not lead to evil, fucking and co. Haba.

Because i talked about the ECO this morning, one of the idiotic supporters of Tinubu carry speed day show ECO as Ecowas Currency. The real trouble is the one we in = 5000 / $1 dollar. That is how very clueless this man is. You day devalue currency, and Nigeria is Exporting Nothing, we are just import based , and this man has refused to hear.
As person day old, he no day reason well abi na wetin? What is wrong with this man? Does he not know $1 = 1500 naira is mere forecast, Haba

Ibo people make we day tell ourselves truth small, this Drug thing is not the way. Make we try day behave well. Work and hardwork is the way forward. I no support this one way this guy day do.

Bandirao:
they can do nothing today France has lost all it's client countries in West Africa Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger and even Chad are now belligerently anti France. only ivory coast still remains a French ally in West Africa

Benin , Togo too. Dont forget. Senegal too is having problems with France the last time i read something about them.

Vicotex:
Mali and co knows better that's why dem chase France out of their country.
Dem dey chase leeches the idiot dey invite dem his own domain.
If dem never kill one of this our politicians for live TV, the rest no go get sense

I swear. Just behead am once. The same way way those ISIS people day do, them need to do am to one of our politicians, the rest go behave well. I don't know how , the country way everyone day chase comot , you go day romance with them. And them say this man na tactical politician? Tactical bawo?

Vicotex:
Lol 🤣
France wey dey go through economic hardship na tpain dey go hook up with, he no see better counties wey be like Nigeria before wey don succeed like China or Indonesia, na France he see how so that he go fit hide his loot without issues

Ehen na, if those countries way comot from ECOWAS pay am, he go remit to France. Then hide e own cut. Come day under "protection" he thinks we don't know.

Vicotex:
We know these things, na media stunts for his cohorts to masturbate to

Not media nwanne.

Ankakh:
Why are people blaming Tinubu? (Maybe for cruise sha) but expelling those countries was necessary. And there are conditions if they want to come back. It's all just normal geopolitical stuff.

Even Nigeria got sanctioned during the military days. Nothing special.

Who you go sell market to? Make we start from there

Vicotex:
Make we cross fingers dey observe first.
You know say inside every nonsense little sense dey sometimes.
Make we hope for the best from tpain

France go tell Tinubu , "oui Monsieur Tinubu, ze Eco is ze uh bad currency ecoutez? Uh, devalue ze Uh naira don't do Eco, you know uh Eco will kill Africa , uh ecoutez?"
Tinubu go come out come read manifesto "the decision of The Eco is highly prohibited and prohibitive bulaba balablue, if Africa wants to go forward , no currency, the currency is it for eBa?"

Na so the currency go use die throway.

Vicotex:
Hahahahahah 😃.
Una late to the game, well no be to talk na to materialize am.
If the currency get head without western interest intertwined with it I will prefer it. But this one wey tpain don already dey dine with the west I hope what happened to gadaffi no go happen to whoever champion this idea.

Them say them get tactical politician, the one who is puppet to this same France kicking against it.

spiSeyi:
Will France let this be

They highjacked it 2010, 2020, only God know what they would do 2027.

From 2010 to 2020 now 2027.
With this one way this Tinubu day do? Baba forget am, I can trust anything , not Tinubu in anyway! Man won't do anything.

Udogwuijeoma:
Nigeria has been the chairman of ECOWAS for years. Can Nigerians feed themselves?

Help me ask am.

bitbillionaire:
LoL. See your mouth like '5 billion USD!' Is it the same Niger that is one of the poorest and has been defaulting on loan repayment since the beginning of the military junta you are referring to here. Make ona dey lie small small nau.

Do you know how much is 5 billion usd? Even the almighty rich USA can't afford to cough out that amount at once to pay debt.

US owes trillions. Not billions sir. It is not US I'm talking of here. US no day ECOWAS

swaggs42:
Na you and your likes stupid gan gan!!..Enemies of the progressiveness of Nigeria and ECOWAS at large..

God bless Nigeria!.

Enemy of Nigeria? Let me help your stupidity. Tinubu day support France way stop eco, the proposed currency of ECOWAS , and tried to steal Obudu cattle ranch, Tinubu day support France way steal Bakassi and southern Cameroon from Nigeria. Tinubu day support France and Belgium way impoverish Rwanda until after the Rwandan genocide . Who is the leader of IMF and why did they suggest you devalue your currency ?

If I am your father , na to demand refund for the school you go. Not only have you shown me that you are a complete imbecile___ , you have shown me you lack moral standards of a very educated person. I used to think Yoruba people were educated , but things I see here has proven otherwise.
Now let me ask you, between me , you and the other stupid guy , who are the two most useless and stupid people here?

DeepSight:
Between Putin and France which is better?

LegendHero day disguise , you day follow am talk. Like you don't know that guy has nothing upstairs.

Peacecore:
make dem go jhor dem kuku nor add anything to anybody's life

And you want to export something to them to buy from you? If countries in West Africa no buy, would your currency have power? Your passport was visa free to 60 countries , now 27 , minus 4 is 23..
And you are there talking like a drunk chimpanzee who is always horny___.
If them say make you go school you no go accept. See the nonsense you day talk for there.

Tinubu don destroy ECOWAS , wan use billing capsize this company as them capsize Nigerian airspace too?

bitbillionaire:
Let the idiots go. ECOWAS can do without them

Niger Republic paid 5 billion USD debt yesterday, how much Tinubu don pay? Who need who here ? Burkina Faso (gradually) and SA be visa free to Russia and some top tier nations. They in discussion with Russia now. Your passport , even as a prospective islamic nation no day enter Saudi , you day talk this one? Ah okay o

ozoneboy:
Coconut head,how did you reach the conclusion that everyone commenting on this thread are igbos?,must you always show ur lack of Primary education.

Na stupid human being. No follow idiots talk.

Rexnegro:
ECOWAS has no choice than to approve their exits .. besides what's the importance of ECOWAS sef

Your lord and personal saviour Tinubu is destroying everything for selfish gains , you day ask this idiotic question. Why not go to ask Kagame what east Africa is , or museveni. Or ask South Africa what SADC importance is. You day behave like person way no go school. Go and Google who halted the Eco as currency and why, and see who is causing the major problems in sub Saharan Africa, and see what Burkina Faso, Niger , Mali are trying to protect. Maybe you would become very reasonable.

E good like that.
Make Tinubu and France day fuck___ , when e tire, he go get sense. When a man is bad in history , this is what you get. Shay Tinubu was not alive when France wanted to collect Obudu cattle ranch from Nigeria , was he not alive when they collected Bakassi from Nigeria , was he not alive when this same France used Cameroon to fight Nigeria and stole many things from us? Was he dead when 1994 crisis in Rwanda was caused by this same France and Belgium, which country helped them? Which country stopped the proposed ECO currency Nigeria wanted to have as the West African ECOWAS currency? Did his stupidity ask why? I find it very hard to believe someone can be this daft. He can rig election, he cannot use the same antics used in rigging election to know he is dinning with the number one enemy of Nigeria. Tueh, it's a shame.

"Tactical politician" na like this ? Ozuor.

Na we day give APC free hand to do nonsense. Wetin them use this money for ? No infrastructure development , no proper health care , no provision of jobs. Just increased poverty , you tax and steal from outside , tax and steal from the inside. Na we give these people free hand I swear. Na just to catch all those people way day support APC, and APC stake holders, as them do Jesus , we do them like that. By the time they behead maybe one or 2 of them, and crucify the remainder , them go understand am Well. The fact we are divided , they use it to advantage. The strong reason why Igbos decided to be on their own. I don't see how people would suffer and still insist that everything is good. It's not. Na we give these people free hand.