₦airaland Forum

shortgun:
You don't have sense.
NOUN remains the only credible university in Nigeria where students don't cut corners.

No be only NOUN, na Interjection.

E better make I know say I no go school than to go this NOUN

No be only NOUN, na Preposition

Assnal 0-2 Brentford

Na the correct score be this


Make sure you sell your father's house to play this game

Kidnapping go sup be that.

One of the most useless states on earth

I don't understand this country at all.

How can you blame a lawmaker for a security issue? Tinubu controls the Police, DSS, Nigerian Army, National Intelligence Agency, Civil Defence, Customs, Immigration and every other security architecture in Nigeria, but it is Ndume that should be ashamed that 120k southern Borno people are in IDP camps? What level of ignorance is this?

He went further to say he should mention projects he has done for his people. For goodness sake what kind of project is he talking about?

The other day the clowns on Arise TV are saying Senator Imasuen didn't do the road to his house. Only Abati reminded them that that is not the job of a lawmaker.

Senator Akpoti started a medical outreach programme for her constituents and people on nairaland are saying she's the best senator.

Asin, which kind school we de go for this country sef? So many so called graduates from the so called top universities don't even know what a lawmaker should do and shouldn't do. And when those lawmakers pad budget, you turn around to call them all sorts of names.

Where do you expect them to get money for all these projects?

A senator's job is to make laws and perform oversight functions. Anything else is out of magnanimity.

I swear a lot of Nigerians are not properly educated

Black people are second class humans normally.

All these black presidents don't care.
As long as the person they are meeting is white, just bring them on, even if they are support workers.

You can be in Nigeria and not see your president or governor for the entire 4/8 years.

Once you travel to a white man's country and the president visits there, they'll look for you to come and welcome the president. Why? Because you are now in a white man's land so you have small respect

Very low class humans, blacks

Dumb, funny story.

Car parked at 1:05pm

Discovered stolen at 2:00pm

That car is likely gone. With the mad road network in Abuja, you'll be shocked to discover the distance you can cover in 45mins

That car should be in Keffi, Suleja or on it's way to Kaduna. Kaduna is the HQ of stolen cars in Northern Nigeria

If you don't know any of these guys directly (personally) or indirectly (through someone) and you go out to queue on election day that you want to vote, you're a cursed fool.

IGBOPROMISE1:
Keep quiet! All the joining they've been doing in the past where has it gotten them?

It got them to the highest echelon of the military where they had the opportunity to launch the first coup that this country hasn't recovered from till date. They need to put themselves in similar positions to try and launch another coup, maybe the country will celebrate them this time around

Bloody coupists

In all this, it is those fools that will go and queue on election day to vote when they don't know any of these people that annoy me.

FOOLS indeed

What is Bwala saying?

Bwala has zero political value. If you show solidarity with someone and he comes to show appreciation, does that mean you're a big name?

If Ndume needs Bwala's legal service (which he'll pay for) and decides to wait for 2hrs, does that mean Bwala helped him?

He should tell us something like "Ndume begged me to step down for him", "Ndume begged me to give him some of my loyalists/delegates", "I bought Ndume's form for him (like Wike says every eke market day" etc

Bwala hasn't said anything to make us see Ndume like an ingrate or something like that.

iSense247:
If your wife is no longer responsive to sex, it's crucial to understand the potential causes and address them constructively. Possible factors include physical health issues, relationship dynamics, or mental health challenges, and open communication and potentially professional help may be necessary.

Understanding the Potential Causes:

Physical Health:
Medical conditions, hormonal imbalances, or certain medications can all impact libido and responsiveness.

Relationship Dynamics:
Lack of intimacy, communication problems, or unresolved conflicts can lead to sexual disinterest.

Mental Health:
Depression, anxiety, or other mental health challenges can also affect sexual desire.

Lifestyle Factors:
Stress, lack of sleep, and poor nutrition can all contribute to lower sex drive.

Steps to Address the Issue:
1. Open Communication:
Have an honest and open conversation with your wife about her feelings and concerns. Listen to her perspective and try to understand her perspective.

2. Seek Medical Advice:
If you suspect a physical health issue, encourage your wife to see a doctor for a thorough checkup.

3. Explore Relationship Issues:
Consider whether relationship dynamics are contributing to the problem. Couples counseling can be a valuable tool for addressing communication and intimacy challenges.

4. Address Mental Health:
If mental health issues are suspected, encourage your wife to seek professional help from a therapist or counselor.

5. Lifestyle Changes:
Consider lifestyle adjustments like regular exercise, stress management techniques, and a healthy diet, as these can positively impact sexual health.

Important Considerations:
It's not necessarily about "fixing" her:
Understanding her perspective and finding ways to meet your needs while respecting her boundaries is key.

Consider professional help:
A sex therapist or couples counselor can provide guidance and support in navigating this situation.

Be patient and supportive:
Change can take time, and it's important to be patient and supportive throughout the process.

Chatgpt

Why is this guy so much in the news these days

Lawlessness lives and thrives in Lagos.

Sadly, the inhabitants enjoy it and call it woke

Wash

Chai

Content

K

It's easier said than done until Adeshina finds himself in that office.

Nigeria has a structural and institutional problem

No president can change that without dumping this constitution

I can't watch Arise TV live.

I only watch them on YouTube where I can forward their rubbish.


So much unprofessionalism on a daily basis

Rufai Oseni can't work for any other media house except that his Arise.

He's too arrogant and unprofessional

Reflect7:
Are you aware that 99.9% of Fulani herdsmen have never hurt a single soul in their lives?

The way you people look at them, no one would believe they are the same people that provide your daily meat and shaki - all 250 million of you.

Where are the 250 million people?
There's no single source of credible data in Nigeria, so how did you arrive at that number?

Rest well

Mohisah:
Lol so if update drop, u want mk he still drop slot as well

No be so

Me don hope soteh I no de hope again

All these people asking about this Custom recruitment every eke market day, hope say Una get 5g connect.

Because na so people worry about FFS, at last, we no know wetin them do there. Till date, I don't even know how that recruitment ended.

If you don't have a strong connect, stop worrying about when or how they'll proceed. Just continue with what you're doing. It'll be in the news when it happens.

Me my own na to apply and forget

elaino:
Make person dey push, dey apply for job since 2016 till date, nothing show. I'm tired!!!!

We gather de

A lot of houses in Lagos are not habitable.

Na to manage the one weh you see.

Because if you want follow safety protocol, most people no go get where to stay for this Lagos

Hussen240:
Massive recruitments loading, different agencies and parastatals.... I'll be updating soon..

Lol
Na so we de hear since January

Make Una no de raise person blood pressure now

Sowore sha carry this IG matter for head

And I don't think there's any judge that knows shit about the cyber world

How many of us first know about the cyber space?

Only those who started watching football in the last five, six, seven years are surprised by this.

I will understand if you're surprised by the scoreline, but not the victory.

Arsenal always put up a good show when playing Madrid.

In the 2005/2006 season, during the likes of Zidane, Raul Gonzalez, Guti, Carsillas, Bechkam, Roberto Carlos, Arsenal knocked out Real Madrid.

In a non competitive Emirates cup in the early 2010s, Arsenal still beat Madrid 1-0.

So far, Madrid has faced Arsenal 4 times (including non competitive games) in their history and haven't scored a goal yet. Arsenal meanwhile, has scored 5.

Let's see what happens in seven days time

This is so, so sad

RIP to them

A senator should solve a security issue

Issorite

This one get sense. No be like the millions of people weh de stay for place weh them no fit afford half plot.

If you like no do sharp sharp leave this Lagos. You go clock 90 still de pay rent, that is if you're fortunate enough not to be living in a face me I punch you house.

2026 December no go pass me for this Lagos.

I go retire to my Karu LG build better life for my self