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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Meth Syndicates, Kingpins, Intercepts Cocaine, Heroin by Think9ja(m): 1:06pm On Mar 24
Let the drug traffickers breathe biko

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Health / Re: Please Share Your Experience With PCOS And Pregnancy. by Think9ja(m): 12:32pm On Mar 24
If (your woman is a virgin){
Echo 'you can take the risk'}
Else{
Echo 'abort mission
}
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Think9ja(m): 12:24pm On Mar 24
kkkp:
The other slots comes in form of replacement after the recruitment.

This country na crime scene oloun
Na when they want start sef
Politics / Re: Who Is Your Best Performing Governor? by Think9ja(m): 11:27am On Mar 24
Ok
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Think9ja(m): 10:44am On Mar 24
Gabicon20:

Na how u see am e be

Na wa ooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Think9ja(m): 10:06am On Mar 24
Gensanusi:
Fire service recruitment update

29,342 valid application were successful and will be contacted for the next stage of the recruitment out 41,916 that applied.
The next recruitment process to be announced soon.
Thanks

Required here means what?
The total number of people that will be employed? Cos if that's the case then problem de oo. Only 230 B.sc holders will be recruited out of 5k+ thousand applications?

Problem de 9ja oo
Politics / Re: I Never Asked Tinubu To Sack CBN Governor, He Is Very Hardworking- Bwala by Think9ja(m): 4:32pm On Mar 23
Gbajue children are seriously praying and wishing Tinubu and the economy bad simply because their gbajue lord and personal saviour did not did not emerge.

How can people be angry simply because dollar fell against the Naira?

What I can promise you for real is no matter how bad Tinubu performs, the bald headed lying fraudster from Agulu will never, ever, ever be the commander in chief of the armed forces, Federal Republic of Nigeria.

No gang up can stop Tinubu's second term except death.

I have never voted nor liked APC in my life but you see 2027? It's for Tinubu.

Useless, unpatriotic, soar losers

Una go explain tire

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Politics / Re: How fake news almost ruined my 40-year-old marriage — Lai Mohammed by Think9ja(m): 4:09pm On Mar 23
I'm also a strong advocate of regulating social media. Too much fake news flying around from the Gbajue Party and their mumu followers.

David Hundeyin will come online and tweet that Tinubu was caught fvcking a goat in Atiku's backyard, the Gbajue children will start spreading the fake news around.

Innocent weaklings will start to masturbate

Social media should and must be regulated.

Free speech is not free madness

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Think9ja(m): 4:02pm On Mar 23
mattbass:


You talk well ohhh but you go give me the capital

How much you need
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stop Making These Mistakes As A Job Seeker Whether Online Or Offline by Think9ja(m): 3:00pm On Mar 23
For everyday a jobless Nigerian comes online, he'll see one so called resume expert telling him or her why he's not being invited, forgetting 70% of jobs are by recommendations.

That was how one popular HR lady on twitter was always tweeting about why people are not getting called for interview. I finally reached out to her and paid for resume revamping and cover later. For two months that resume did not get me a single interview. Meanwhile, the same so called resume expert HR was also asking people if there are vacancies in their companies so that she can recommend people.

If na only by CV, why you also de lobby for slots?

I finally had access to a platform that gave me access to thousands of foreign CVs and just used it to craft a nice one for myself, Immediately started seeing results.

We too de stress job seekers for Nigeria jor

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Think9ja(m): 1:44am On Mar 23
Anomz:


That's life.
You are at their mercy. They do not owe us quick response.

All you can do is wait and hope for the best

Especially those that don't have any connect

Yea, true.
On God
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Think9ja(m): 11:46pm On Mar 22
Shey Fire Service no go release list ni?

Which kind silent treatment be this?

No difference between Private Nigerian recruiters and the government agencies.

They go just keep you where you de without telling you when the next stage of the recruitment go commence.

A really disorganized society
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Think9ja(m): 11:41pm On Mar 22
mattbass:


Make person help me with Cocoa Research Institution as I get degree for Agric.... Abeg.

Go farm na

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Has Become A Killing Field Under Tinubu – Atiku by Think9ja(m): 9:51pm On Mar 22
K
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Think9ja(m): 8:58pm On Mar 21
PlsStayAlive:

I was offered 🤓

Sell your slot give me nah

B.sc o
Politics / Re: HARDSHIP: What Is The Situation Of Things In Your Area. by Think9ja(m): 8:44am On Mar 21
There's no hardship here in Karu LGA of Nasarawa State and we voted BAT and Atiku, even though INEC later rigged the election in favor of the lying fraudster because it's a Christian dominated LGA


We'll still give BAT our mandate come 2027

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Think9ja(m): 10:45pm On Mar 20
PlsStayAlive:

If you have connect, take style ask him if he's gotten his slot yet because they've shared it.

Lol
Your connect don get?
Abi you no apply
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Software Intern by Think9ja(m): 7:05pm On Mar 19
prettyonyinye:
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• Stay up-to-date with the latest technologies, tools, and trends in software development.

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• A degree in Computer Science, Engineering, or related field.
• Solid understanding of programming fundamentals and data structures.
• Proficiency in at least one programming language (e.g., Java, Python, JavaScript, C++).
• Strong problem-solving skills and attention to detail.
• Excellent communication and teamwork abilities.
• Eagerness to learn and adapt to new technologies and methodologies.
• Willingness to travel outside the country for trainings and projects

Benefits:
• Hands-on experience working on real-world projects.
• Mentorship from experienced software developers.
• Exposure to cutting-edge technologies and tools.
• Networking opportunities within the tech industry.

How to Apply:
Kindly send your cv to yourfavoritehrguide@gmail.com using ‘Software development internship’ as the subject of your email before 29th March 2024.

Why would I have these qualities and still apply to be an intern? Some entry level roles don't even have half of these qualities. If I'm "proficient" in java, why do I need to be an intern? Make una de reduce these una expectations o

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Joins Muslims For Iftar At Mosque In Nasarawa State. by Think9ja(m): 2:10pm On Mar 19
ggood:
your vote don't matter Obi will win our vote again in Nasarawa State, we Nasarawa people love Obi, your not from Nasarawa go back to Osun State

We the good people of Nasarawa West Senatorial zone that makes up the largest population of voters will not vote for a lying coward to lead us. It is either BAT or PDP
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Joins Muslims For Iftar At Mosque In Nasarawa State. by Think9ja(m): 11:18am On Mar 19
shortgun:
Peter Obi is building bridges, exhibiting religious tolerance and demonstrating national cohesion.
With these visits to different parts of the country he's giving the people a sense of belonging and assuring them that nobody will be discriminated against on the basis of their tribe or religion in his administration come 2027. No wonder he is always given royal reception by the government, monarchy and the people wherever he visits

Those who have built such bridges for the past 20-30yrs will be president before him. Na 5 months to election de de start building bridges abi? It's 3yrs to the next election.

And Tinubu must be allowed to finish what he started. The rubbish Obi indirectly helped enthroned must finish his 8yrs, except death

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Joins Muslims For Iftar At Mosque In Nasarawa State. by Think9ja(m): 11:10am On Mar 19
ggood:
Obi to world Agbado can cry blood , Obi will be victorious come 2027

Of course he'll be victorious as long as the elections are conducted on twitter, Facebook and Instagram

Just same way he was Victorious in 2023

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Joins Muslims For Iftar At Mosque In Nasarawa State. by Think9ja(m): 11:07am On Mar 19
He'll still come a distant third in the next election.

We the good people of Nasarawa state are satisfied with Asiwaju's government and will give him our mandate again come 2027.

Losers and gbajue party members should try again in 2039 after the north finishes it's turn

Rubbish!

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Education / Re: What You Need To Know About Maduka University Enugu (How To Apply) by Think9ja(m): 12:32am On Mar 19
How much Seun collect for these guys hand to market this mushroom uni?

If una want popularity make una go pay for adverts like Afe Babalola de do for Channels

No be only Maduka University, na Pandora Academy
Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill 50 Okuama Villagers – Fleeing Residents Say; Army Denies Claim by Think9ja(m): 9:26pm On Mar 18
Ok
Politics / Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 2 Yrs, My Wife Has No Official Car - Soludo by Think9ja(m): 10:55pm On Mar 17
OfficialP:



He's good now until he contest to be President,

Of course we'll vote for him.
Your lord and personal saviour did very poorly as a governor. He himself knows.
He doesn't know shxt about governance and that's why he uses figures and emotional blackmail to buy supporters.

A large chunk of people who voted for him in the last election didn't do that because he's competent, they did it because they were tired of the two big parties. It's the same thing in 2015 when people voted Buhari.

Obi no sabi anything about governance and politics. Just dishing out figures here and there.

Soludo is the man
Politics / Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 2 Yrs, My Wife Has No Official Car - Soludo by Think9ja(m): 10:41pm On Mar 17
Lordsinger:
So, you'll let your 5yrs in the university define who you are, or who you can become.
Yesterday price is not today's price


There's no today without yesterday.
And there'll be no tomorrow without today.
An average Nigerian employer will never ever employ you with a weak grade no matter the efforts you've put to develop yourself. In fact some FG agencies doesn't recruit below a certain grade. He performed poorly as a governor, it's public knowledge. Even the people ass licking him now insulted him way back. But they want to force people to vote for incompetence simply because it's not PDAPC.

I won't fall for that rubbish

Same people are clamouring for Gbadebo Vivour ahead of Sanwo Olu. What a joke!

A large chunk of Pandora supporters are just dumb like their Lord and personal saviour
Phones / Re: XpressVerify's Access To Nigerians' NIN, Data: FG To Investigate Breach by Think9ja(m): 9:02pm On Mar 17
Patch patch country

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Politics / Re: Alleged Budget Padding: ACF Condemns Ningi’s Suspension by Think9ja(m): 8:59pm On Mar 17
This country na cruise. Do whatever you can to survive, as long as you no shed blood and you no carry gun. Yahoo? Run am! Sha no +s am

A senate president lied before the whole Nation by saying governors were each given extra N30B. That lie went on for days until governor Seyi Makinde of Oyo State put a stop to it by saying it's a lie. The Senate president didn't deem it fit to resign, nothing happened to him, just a mere apologies to the governors and everybody moved on like nothing happened.

Then weeks later, a member of the Senate alleged that the budget was padded. Without thorough investigation, he was suspended for3 months and removed from his position as a committee chairman.

Nigeria na cruise, just do your thing abeg

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Politics / Re: We're Starving, Ebi Pa Wa O - Suicidal Ekiti, Ondo, Ogun, Osun People Cry Out by Think9ja(m): 8:47pm On Mar 17
Anything to make the wailing wailers masturbate is ok by me
Politics / Re: Daniel Bwala: Peter Obi Not Playing Responsible Opposition by Think9ja(m): 8:21pm On Mar 17
Pandora is not an opposition to APC, rather, he's an opposition to PDP. His one and only mission is to smothen the road to Tinubu's victory by splitting PDP's votes. And that's how it'll continue to be for the next four years that he'll still be around.

As at today, APC doesn't have an opposition party. And they'll cruise to victory again in 2027 while the wailing wailers cry rigging.

Judging by the antecedents of Pandora, he's a very bad personality.

He was governor under APGA for 8 years (thanks to Ojukwu), but he tried to destroy that same party by moving to PDP and campaigning against Willie Obiano before Anambra people rejected him.

Next was PDP. He was Vice Presidential candidate under PDP but he decamped to Losers Party and sabotaged PDP's efforts to win election by splitting votes.

What kind of personality is this?

He'll leave Gbajue Party before 2027 election and his ass lickers will make up an excuse for him.

The man is just a saboteur, not an opposition voice

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Politics / Re: Okuama Killing: President Tinubu Issues A Public Statement (pic) by Think9ja(m): 8:20pm On Mar 17
Which one be Nigerian people again? Me I no send ooo.

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