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i remember when i went to school with just a loaf of bread, at that time one loaf was N5, and my school used to be a Behind one, where kids brought different types of assorted food in their various lunchboxes, at that time i could remember there was nobody in our house as our parents travelled and we were left alone all by ourself, so that day i ended up leaving home with one small loaf of bread which was shared to us by our elder brother as we couldnt wake on time to start preparing food and getting ready for school as our mum made us do, so we had no option but accept our loaf with joy,
at school, all children were meant to put their lunch close to the teachers desk, where it will later be shared to everyone according to his/her during the break for consumption, well it was break and the teacher started sharing the lunch for each child and always did it in a manner or ''whose food is this'' repeating the process one after the other until he was eventually done, so he kept doing this and imagine a situation where he would raise your food to the rest of the class to see and and ask who owned the food , followed by the owners response of a ''me'' thereby making the whole class know what each person had brought and was having for the break, there were likes of chips and egg, fried rice and chicken, snacks, and i mean expensive ones, even amala and ewedu was present oo, and so he went on , rice, beans e.t.c, and then he got to my one and only loaf staring at me from the corner, as he asked ''who owns this? Hmmm, omoh see denial oo,i just kept mute like i was forced not to talk i no fit just say na me as i was ashmed of going to claim just a loaf where people dey chop better, omoh na falling of hand oo, and i was so little, however, ther was a very dirty boy who was always punished for dirtyness and sturbonness, after much silence from the class, he con raise him hand collect the bread oo,
like say make i just do backflip dissapear,
omoh no be small thing oo, and that was how i carried my hungry stomach go dey look d idiot wey lie to chop my bread and the stupid teacher who had to advertise our food before letting us have it, really bad. And i'll always remember that day.

ninja4life: Lol a day i will never forget.i was i nusery school then so i took excuse to go and urinate from d class,so instead of me to goto d toilet which is more farther i just bring out my small preek come urinate on top of one of those playing toys in d school then,i thought no one saw me until a teacher called me into his class filled with student.he asked me if its true i urinated on d playing ground which i denied,he then asked one of his students to bring a knife he then asked me carry me for desk come bring out my dick for d whole class,see as i dey cry as d teacher threathened to cut my innocent d.ick na sharp sharp i confess my crime.d teacher and his students come dey laff at me.lmao

hahahahaha....even if you forget am, i sure say ur joystick no go fit,
funny sha, bt nice, thanks for sharing.

i remember the first day i saw a real life aligator, it was lying down on a rock just by the stream, it was like 10D view mehnn...really looked like the crocodile we see in the movies,
even one hunter wey come c am, go carry caterpault oo, i dont understand if the caterpault was actually meant to shoot the creature dead or injure it, cos those scales it had looked really hard for catarpault injury to me,
well, it ran back into the water which was really shallow, and afterwards chased by the hunter, i dont even know if the hunter finally caught it, cos we had to get home on time as we were returning from school that day, but it looked really intriquing.
A day i'll always remember.

Ladywilyms: You wouldn't luv 2 knw wat happened next

why not Am sure i'll luv to.

ahh, no be my fault o, i just couldnt believe what was happening ni oo!!!

@yemi2plus, still waiting for ur story oo,
well my apologies to all for the delay, it was ugo who came and crashed in my house for a week plus, and then ran away when my bills arrived, however i'm going to register his name on the deportation list,
that one aside sha
oya, where was i Ok.
As i come reach dere, the principals office, i was now showed a long whip (koboko) infact it was almost like the koboko was the one welcoming me into the office, i was now asked by the principal, so you too now have multiple girlfriends?
I looked confuse at first, then decided to speak since i didnt want to be flogged like the other day my idiot computer teacher made me recieve thorough flogging in the middle of the school for forgetting something, well thats another story, dont want to complicate this present one, well all the girls had their eyes on me in anticipation of what i'll say, they had been arguing among themselves about who dreams about me more ''me actually'' and that they liked me and quarelling about who liked me more, that was when they were caught fighting over me, omoh e b like dream oo, as i no wan fall everybody hand including the koboko make e no for fall for my bodi, i con tok say: ''i dont talk to anybody in the class o, hmmm the principal now asked me to leave, omoh c happiness, i swear i no say e pain the girls them but at least after
the event e come give me courage to dey yan other girls knowing fully well that the three hotest girls in my class were crushing on me, omoh no be small thing oo
girls ehhnnn, them fit allow something chop them for inside oo till e go kill them dem no go talk, its like its better they are caught at something than express their feelings about it, haba ladies?
Well i still salute you all, una dey try o.