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A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 3:46am On Aug 06, 2013
as human beings live and exist over time, they come across several occurences, some of which are memorable to them either as a kid or an adult, something special or specific might have happened to you, this is just a thread to share the fun as it'll be nice if everyone could share their own experiences,

mine is: wont forget the first day i got into boarding school as a JSS1 stdnt, i cried, not only was i feeling like i was being dumped in a rehab, after all the seniors in my room welcomed me with a series of asking of question to ''yapping'' me from head to toe, i could have entered the ground and sort for cover if there was a hole in it, then i also knew one thing for sure '' i was done for''
cheers.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by yemi2plus(m): 9:16am On Aug 06, 2013
This gonna be fun, i have lot to share. Will update later.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 12:14pm On Aug 06, 2013
yemi2plus2: This gonna be fun, i have lot to share. Will update later.
i remember the first time i created this thread, the first respondent thought it was fun and wished to share his excitement later,
lolllzz, are you sure you want to really share some fun, or you want to compose a big lie so that we can all laugh at,
one thing for sure, if its goin to make the thread loving, then thumbs up, but if not, just share your own experience and make the thread exciting, you dont need to waste time on preparing on how to share a memorable experience,
c'mon people, lets join in the fun and make it an interesting one,
goodluck.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by yemi2plus(m): 1:08pm On Aug 06, 2013
They are so many, i would have to love update the one i consider best, but i will complicate my current story
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 4:11pm On Aug 06, 2013
yemi2plus2: They are so many, i would have to love update the one i consider best, but i will complicate my current story
do you mind sharing your current story??
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by Ladywilyms(f): 7:18pm On Aug 06, 2013
grin grin grin grin
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by Ladywilyms(f): 7:19pm On Aug 06, 2013
Interesting!!!

Here is mine... I remember d 1st 2mnths i started skul the rules in d skul said no female studnt shld wear a short or a sleeveless dress which i wore a shrt gown ignoring d rules. I succeeded in using d little gate after i had settled d security officer incharge wit a recharge card. I was caught n questioned by anoda officer on mofty inside the skul, i ignored him since i neva knew who he was. The man almst slapped d hell out of me when i walked out of him, he later introduced himself as one of d security officers in d skul, ordered me 2 enta his car n promised dealing wit me, he wanted driving me 2 d V.C's office, as naive as i was.... i begged him almst crying. After much pleas, he changed his mind n drove me out of d skul compound 2 avoid being caught by oda security officers...
I later tld my frnds wat hapnd n d almst laffed dia heads away telling me d man was only joking...he was only trying 2 intimidate me wit dat since dat was d only tin that could make me beg him.




After then, I n d man became gud friends grin grin grin grin
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 7:43pm On Aug 06, 2013
wow! What a day.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 8:05pm On Aug 06, 2013
a friend once shared her experience, and her words were: i rememba when i was in jss2, our hostel was near the head girl and her assistants room, and one of our seniors con shit in between our hostels door and the deputy head girls room, we were all asleep, arnd 4. 5 am, a senior entered our hostel and was just flogging us on our bed, shouting, ''the last person outside'l we all ran outside, to our greatest surprise we all saw a shit laying in wait for us, as she asked who excreted there? We all shouted we dont know and crying cos she flogged us from the room, do you know this senior said we all should lie down and circle the shit and be looking at it and if she noticed you were not looking, hmm... Ur own don beta, as we all lay down she now flogged us each about 20 20 strokes of the cane,
da one no do her oo, she now said that we should start picking the shit with our right hand, and you musnt hold it like its irritating you, you must be holding it like something very very nice that you wont like to spill it, after like 5 mins she asked us to now leave with the shit in our hand, i know she would have almost told us to keep the shit till after class, but thnk God she dint, and thats a day i'll always remember.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 9:21am On Aug 08, 2013
we all have experienced one thing or the other as we cotinue to live in life, so, here's the deal: share you own encounter one of which you would always remember and make you friends share theirs in other to keep the fun alive. Cheers.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 9:25am On Aug 08, 2013
@yemi2plus2 when will you share your own story,
@ladywylims, need to still hear more from you.
Best regards peeps.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 9:46am On Aug 08, 2013
i remember when i was much younger when i was summoned to the principals office and was going to be punished for having an affair with my class mate at the time,
i got to school naturally that day, after the assembly when we had all settled down in our class, hardly had i started getting my books out of my bag, when someone i recognised to be from the principals office entered our classroom pointing at me and said youre needed in the principals office, surprisingly with my young gaze i looked her from head to toe, to probably dictate any body signs which would have showed if i was in trouble or not, but none seemed confirming, i hesitated then moved away from my desk following the woman as she escorted me to the principals office, at that particular period a million and one thought rallyied in my head, but none was i certain about, just after i got there did i notice the three hotest girls in my class where there waiting too, and just then i remembered i had looked through the class in search of them, but seemed like the dint come to school that day, but to my greatest surprise, they were all there waiting, or lets say waiting for me including the principal,........ah e don tey oo,
ugo!!! Am coming, nairalanders pls excuse me, i'll join you shortly.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by yemi2plus(m): 8:12am On Aug 21, 2013
@OP where are you? Lets make this thread fun na
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 5:05pm On Aug 21, 2013
@yemi2plus, still waiting for ur story oo,
well my apologies to all for the delay, it was ugo who came and crashed in my house for a week plus, and then ran away when my bills arrived, however i'm going to register his name on the deportation list,
that one aside sha
oya, where was i Ok.
As i come reach dere, the principals office, i was now showed a long whip (koboko) infact it was almost like the koboko was the one welcoming me into the office, i was now asked by the principal, so you too now have multiple girlfriends?
I looked confuse at first, then decided to speak since i didnt want to be flogged like the other day my idiot computer teacher made me recieve thorough flogging in the middle of the school for forgetting something, well thats another story, dont want to complicate this present one, well all the girls had their eyes on me in anticipation of what i'll say, they had been arguing among themselves about who dreams about me more ''me actually'' and that they liked me and quarelling about who liked me more, that was when they were caught fighting over me, omoh e b like dream oo, as i no wan fall everybody hand including the koboko make e no for fall for my bodi, i con tok say: ''i dont talk to anybody in the class o, hmmm the principal now asked me to leave, omoh c happiness, i swear i no say e pain the girls them but at least after
the event e come give me courage to dey yan other girls knowing fully well that the three hotest girls in my class were crushing on me, omoh no be small thing oo
girls ehhnnn, them fit allow something chop them for inside oo till e go kill them dem no go talk, its like its better they are caught at something than express their feelings about it, haba ladies?
Well i still salute you all, una dey try o.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 9:34pm On Aug 21, 2013
ahh, no be my fault o, i just couldnt believe what was happening ni oo!!!
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by Ladywilyms(f): 1:45pm On Aug 22, 2013
thoby payne: @yemi2plus2 when will you share your own story,
@ladywylims, need to still hear more from you.
Best regards peeps.
You wouldn't luv 2 knw wat happened next grin grin
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 2:04pm On Aug 22, 2013
Ladywilyms:
You wouldn't luv 2 knw wat happened next grin grin
why not Am sure i'll luv to.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 3:15pm On Aug 23, 2013
i remember the first day i saw a real life aligator, it was lying down on a rock just by the stream, it was like 10D view mehnn...really looked like the crocodile we see in the movies,
even one hunter wey come c am, go carry caterpault oo, i dont understand if the caterpault was actually meant to shoot the creature dead or injure it, cos those scales it had looked really hard for catarpault injury to me,
well, it ran back into the water which was really shallow, and afterwards chased by the hunter, i dont even know if the hunter finally caught it, cos we had to get home on time as we were returning from school that day, but it looked really intriquing.
A day i'll always remember.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by ninja4life(m): 10:22am On Aug 24, 2013
Lol a day i will never forget.i was i nusery school then so i took excuse to go and urinate from d class,so instead of me to goto d toilet which is more farther i just bring out my small preek come urinate on top of one of those playing toys in d school then,i thought no one saw me until a teacher called me into his class filled with student.he asked me if its true i urinated on d playing ground which i denied,he then asked one of his students to bring a knife he then asked me carry me for desk come bring out my dick for d whole class,see as i dey cry as d teacher threathened to cut my innocent d.ick na sharp sharp i confess my crime.d teacher and his students come dey laff at me.lmao
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 12:56pm On Aug 24, 2013
ninja4life: Lol a day i will never forget.i was i nusery school then so i took excuse to go and urinate from d class,so instead of me to goto d toilet which is more farther i just bring out my small preek come urinate on top of one of those playing toys in d school then,i thought no one saw me until a teacher called me into his class filled with student.he asked me if its true i urinated on d playing ground which i denied,he then asked one of his students to bring a knife he then asked me carry me for desk come bring out my dick for d whole class,see as i dey cry as d teacher threathened to cut my innocent d.ick na sharp sharp i confess my crime.d teacher and his students come dey laff at me.lmao
hahahahaha....even if you forget am, i sure say ur joystick no go fit,
funny sha, bt nice, thanks for sharing.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 1:31pm On Aug 24, 2013
i remember when i went to school with just a loaf of bread, at that time one loaf was N5, and my school used to be a Behind one, where kids brought different types of assorted food in their various lunchboxes, at that time i could remember there was nobody in our house as our parents travelled and we were left alone all by ourself, so that day i ended up leaving home with one small loaf of bread which was shared to us by our elder brother as we couldnt wake on time to start preparing food and getting ready for school as our mum made us do, so we had no option but accept our loaf with joy,
at school, all children were meant to put their lunch close to the teachers desk, where it will later be shared to everyone according to his/her during the break for consumption, well it was break and the teacher started sharing the lunch for each child and always did it in a manner or ''whose food is this'' repeating the process one after the other until he was eventually done, so he kept doing this and imagine a situation where he would raise your food to the rest of the class to see and and ask who owned the food , followed by the owners response of a ''me'' thereby making the whole class know what each person had brought and was having for the break, there were likes of chips and egg, fried rice and chicken, snacks, and i mean expensive ones, even amala and ewedu was present oo, and so he went on , rice, beans e.t.c, and then he got to my one and only loaf staring at me from the corner, as he asked ''who owns this? Hmmm, omoh see denial oo,i just kept mute like i was forced not to talk i no fit just say na me as i was ashmed of going to claim just a loaf where people dey chop better, omoh na falling of hand oo, and i was so little, however, ther was a very dirty boy who was always punished for dirtyness and sturbonness, after much silence from the class, he con raise him hand collect the bread oo,
like say make i just do backflip dissapear,
omoh no be small thing oo, and that was how i carried my hungry stomach go dey look d idiot wey lie to chop my bread and the stupid teacher who had to advertise our food before letting us have it, really bad. And i'll always remember that day.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 12:55am On Aug 28, 2013
where is everybody?
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by thobypayne(m): 1:55pm On Aug 28, 2013
1st october 1960.
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by Ladywilyms(f): 9:59am On Sep 03, 2013
thoby payne: i remember when i went to school with just a loaf of bread, at that time one loaf was N5, and my school used to be a Behind one, where kids brought different types of assorted food in their various lunchboxes, at that time i could remember there was nobody in our house as our parents travelled and we were left alone all by ourself, so that day i ended up leaving home with one small loaf of bread which was shared to us by our elder brother as we couldnt wake on time to start preparing food and getting ready for school as our mum made us do, so we had no option but accept our loaf with joy,
at school, all children were meant to put their lunch close to the teachers desk, where it will later be shared to everyone according to his/her during the break for consumption, well it was break and the teacher started sharing the lunch for each child and always did it in a manner or ''whose food is this'' repeating the process one after the other until he was eventually done, so he kept doing this and imagine a situation where he would raise your food to the rest of the class to see and and ask who owned the food , followed by the owners response of a ''me'' thereby making the whole class know what each person had brought and was having for the break, there were likes of chips and egg, fried rice and chicken, snacks, and i mean expensive ones, even amala and ewedu was present oo, and so he went on , rice, beans e.t.c, and then he got to my one and only loaf staring at me from the corner, as he asked ''who owns this? Hmmm, omoh see denial oo,i just kept mute like i was forced not to talk i no fit just say na me as i was ashmed of going to claim just a loaf where people dey chop better, omoh na falling of hand oo, and i was so little, however, ther was a very dirty boy who was always punished for dirtyness and sturbonness, after much silence from the class, he con raise him hand collect the bread oo,
like say make i just do backflip dissapear,
omoh no be small thing oo, and that was how i carried my hungry stomach go dey look d idiot wey lie to chop my bread and the stupid teacher who had to advertise our food before letting us have it, really bad. And i'll always remember that day.

Lolz
you 4 go beg d boy mek hin return ya bread to u tongue tongue
Re: A Day I Will Never Forget by wetin7: 10:19pm On Jun 03, 2019
thobypayne:
as human beings live and exist over time, they come across several occurences, some of which are memorable to them either as a kid or an adult, something special or specific might have happened to you, this is just a thread to share the fun as it'll be nice if everyone could share their own experiences,

mine is: wont forget the first day i got into boarding school as a JSS1 stdnt, i cried, not only was i feeling like i was being dumped in a rehab, after all the seniors in my room welcomed me with a series of asking of question to ''yapping'' me from head to toe, i could have entered the ground and sort for cover if there was a hole in it, then i also knew one thing for sure '' i was done for''
cheers.

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