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Politics / Re: Chief Gabriel Igbinedion Celebrates His 90th Birthday by thomasjoe(m): 1:28am On Sep 16
anonimi:


How much usefulness has his long life been to the community, vis-a-vis similarly rich people in Europe where many Edo people don japa to because their kingdom and state is worse than when Igbinedion was born 90 years ago in terms of basic services and utilities

You exposed a lot of ignorance with this post ...that's all I have to say .

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Crime / Re: Jealous Cambodian Woman Arrested For Attempted Murder Over Nigerian Boyfriend by thomasjoe(m): 1:42pm On Sep 14
ATEAMS:
The price you pay for love/lust
price for foolishness and lack of self control
Health / Re: Open Defecation In Nigeria By State —statisense by thomasjoe(m): 10:22am On Sep 14
Lizzysamuel:
If this data is accurate, there's no way Oyo and Ekiti won't be leading, followed by Ondo and Ogun. I did my NYSC in one of these states..

Statisense I doubt this one o
.Awe...wooose...those guys dey learn for where Lagos dey ! Take it from me . Aswearugawd!
Politics / Re: Edo APC Governorship Candidate Faces Disqualification As Perjury Charges Surface by thomasjoe(m): 5:03pm On Sep 13
diddorimi:

See you at least Tinubu speaks proper English and even sounds like a foreigner sometimes. This Monday cannot even spell Tuesday! undecided

I'm not a fan of APC ....but this English speaking matter is nothing but neo colonialism!
Politics / Re: I’m Ready To Be VP If I See Someone Who Will Perform Better, Says Peter Obi by thomasjoe(m): 4:59pm On Sep 13
DevilsEqual:
cheesy

In life, we all pray to Move forward but this one wey Pity Giiriingoory dey do now, Man wan move from 2023 Presidential Candidate to 2027 VP Candidate

No be backward be that cheesy


This means even the Obidient group, actually have a bigger belief than Obi himself. They said hes the best in Nigeria but Obi just said it here than there are better people than him


is this the Unstable clown you want Bright minds to vote for ?cheesy

Trying to ridicule him but exposing your pains and envy...I feel your pains !
Politics / Re: I’m Ready To Be VP If I See Someone Who Will Perform Better, Says Peter Obi by thomasjoe(m): 4:58pm On Sep 13
Anither563:
He has now been reduced to a potential Vice President. In his own words, he is not desperate to be Nigerian president but desperate to see Nigeria work. I wish him all the best.

I still feel your pains despite your refined approach .
Crime / Re: Nasarawa: Man Commits Suicide After ‘Discovering Wife Was Sleeping With Friends by thomasjoe(m): 4:40am On Sep 12
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



If you've ever been in this man's shoes, you'd understand how suicide suddenly becomes an attractive option.

The truth be told; suicide is amongst the first things that comes to the mind of any responsible man with a sense of self-worth after finding out his woman has been cheating.

I know this because it has happened to me,

I opened the door to the sight of my woman's legs very wide apart; in between them was a strange young man toiling and ramming harder than Samuel Darcy did in Oloibiri on that fateful Sunday morning of 15th January 1956 when he discovered Crude Oil.

I quickly took pictures of them with my camera as evidence.

What pained me the most was not the way she used her bow-leg to trap him down for his preek to rub the crest of her womanly crevice, but the harmonious alternation from soprano to contralto in her moans; this was the same woman who could not maintain a pitch whenever she sang a gospel song in church.

Then I walked away and decided I was going to end my life.

But I didn't.

Not because I did not have any sense of self-worth, but because just the thought of another man making her moan in pleasure while I languished in hell prevented me from dying.

I simply went back home, invited my best friend over for a drink and while on the third bottle, I did what any true friend will do.
I showed him the photographs and told him I caught his wife cheating on him.

The poor man did exactly what this mumu Nasarawa man did, only that he also took out my new competitor.

The only one who loses is the one who loses his life for a cheating partner because she will ensure your death was not in vain by cheating till infinity.

Anybody that commits suicide is a self centered egoistical coward...
Health / Re: Updates From The New Massey Children's Hospital Construction In Lagos by thomasjoe(m): 6:32am On Sep 11
9jatriot:
God bless Nigeria.

God bless Lagos.

God bless the former governors of Lagos who have progressively played their part in developing Lagos.

God bless the present governor of Lagos.

Before I go, it would be nice to have a list of the enemies of Lagos who were even considering replacing this hardworking governor with one intern who is a protege of lamba king. Those kind of people need mental evaluation and some of form of psychological help.


I enjoyed the positive vibes on your posts and was excited until you ruined it with the last paragraph .
You need to move on from such negativism.
You're too blessed to be talking like that .

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Health / Re: Please I'm Not Upto A Minute Man I Release Quick Immediately I Enter by thomasjoe(m): 4:19am On Sep 11
Indaboski007:
Please help me I don't know what to do. Is there any problem with me. My girlfriend is seriously complaining

These things are usually caused by:
1. Anxiety

2. Delusions on how sex should be (error if expecting what you watched in blue films which was many takes with the camera and sometimes drug induced )

3. Lack of daily exercises and healthy lifestyle habits .

4. Lack of adequate pre-intimacy ...

5. The biggest cause however , is unconscious selfishness - let me explain .
Most OMM think about their sexual fantasies and pleasure only and expect their female partners to do same with or without the OMMs creativity ...this usually runs counterproductive.
Possible solutions:
Begin to partake in daily exercise routines , healthy lifestyle (eating and drinking habits) , building self esteem (there are so many materials online to help you in this regard) , stop watching porn or believing that pron is the minimum standard and finally:
Focus on satisfying and giving pleasure to your partner and not yourself ...
Trust me , it works .

It could also be that your partner is suffering from the things I mentioned but with your confidence (you may use humour too) you both will overcome it .
Andendum:
After the first one minute, joke and tease , do loads of pre-intimacy and ensure you make at least the 2nd round .. you will be amazed at what you'll discover !!!


Thank me later bro
Politics / Re: Edo Election: Peter Obi At LP Campaign Rally In Benin by thomasjoe(m): 3:46am On Sep 11
Mentcee:

your mum's pussy is gbajue

Bastard

I agree his comment was distasteful...but you didn't need to bring his mum into the conversation , let alone her cunt. .let light and love lead ...we need to continue to use Love and Light to douse their jealousy and hate...
Warm regards

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Politics / Re: Edo Election: Peter Obi At LP Campaign Rally In Benin by thomasjoe(m): 3:39am On Sep 11
Cherrybae:


Is your god Pandora gringory not PDP. Atimes I wonder how you people reason.

Under Adams of APC Edolites witnessed much development.

We edolites will vote APC

You seem to hurriedly forget how He became a charlatan, forced Obaseki on the people , mudslinged Ize Iyamu beyond necessity, then came back with a somersault 4 years later to do the opposite!
Politics / Re: Edo Election: Peter Obi At LP Campaign Rally In Benin by thomasjoe(m): 3:34am On Sep 11
danijesus:
as God wey u be
No mind Dem.
Their jealousy and pains know no bound
Politics / Re: Benin Market Women Dance, Sing To Meet Peter Obi With Their Plantain (Photos) by thomasjoe(m): 7:52pm On Sep 10
Lindlady:
Maybe they should have rushed to beat him because he is a politician. Yeye
E pain am...
E really pain am (you)
Politics / Re: Four Aides To Governor Obaseki, Party Officials Resign From PDP by thomasjoe(m): 11:48pm On Sep 09
saddler:
lipsrsealed

Of course the PDP candidate is going to lose the election because he married a southeast woman.


Edo people will not let a non-Edo citizen become first lady

You think we are tribal bigots like you?
Have you asked yourself why Edo state is the hot bed of Peter Obi movement ?
Family / Re: “your Money Is For The Entire Family. Your Wife's Money Is For Herself- Obionma by thomasjoe(m): 6:29pm On Sep 08
God1000:
“Your Money Is For The Entire Family. Your Wife's Money Is For Herself. She Can Only Share If She Decides To” — Nigerian Doctor, Obianma Onya, Tells Married Men


She wrote: “
ODE!!!
Scavenger spotted



Source: oriental times
Politics / Re: Edo Guber: I'll Tar Road Leading To Obaseki's Ancestral Village - Okpebholo by thomasjoe(m): 6:56am On Sep 07
Typing:


We go vote Monday even if he no sabi A. Obaseki wey sabi spell, weting he do for Edo in his 8 years as Governor? Na loot him and his Boy Asue loot Edo treasury for the last 8 years.

Make una dey fear God ! There is life after elections o!
How can you say Obaseki didn't do anything .?
I don't want to trade words or go into details ....however , I think it's good to seel your candidate on the things he intends doing, not by telling lies.
Are you happy with the Nigerian situation right now ? Na these kind things you dey talk now Dem talk against GEJ about a decade ago o ...
Mow you see the result and still want to vote in APC ?

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Romance / Re: The Fear Of Being Used And Discarded Is The Reason Why Some Women Demand Money by thomasjoe(m): 9:19pm On Sep 04
The selfishness stinks ...
People should pay first (are you a commodity?)
And even after they pay , you turn them to ATM...wertin your papa and brothers combined no fit give you since Dem born you , you go wan collect all from the same innocent guy within a short timeframe.

We need to tell ourselves the truth ....don't collect or ask for money if you don't want to be used as a commodity- instead model best practices and persevere while thinking self reliance for no one owes you nothing in this world .

The problem many have (especially in Nigeria) is trying to be clever by half and wanting to eat their cake and still having it .
Tok much sense don Kee many females and shemales ...Dem don turn single till 49

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Romance / Re: Some People Cant Spell Nlfpmod by thomasjoe(m): 4:20am On Sep 01
Karlifate:


@ bolded 1:
Some people use "And btw" together sad

@ bolded 2:
Some people can't spell "think" cheesy

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. angry

Some people can't even spell "seeing"
Politics / Re: Edo Election: Photos From APC Rallies In Egor, Eyaen And Isi Communities by thomasjoe(m): 4:14am On Sep 01
Peacecore:
You have to go to Edo State and see yourself. Obaseki is a total failure. If Benin, the state capital can be in that state I then imagine the villages. The truth is that without Oshiomole the candidate is nobody. Oshiomole is very popular and loved in Edo State.

Not true ....I left Benin City last week. Obaseki has repositioned the state. I wonder why the hate and falsehood on social media ? Let's remember that there is life after elections and not spread falsehood.
Happy new month 🎉

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Romance / Re: She Cooked Noodles And She Lied. Red Flag by thomasjoe(m): 6:29am On Aug 28
Ayomide11111:
Should I consider what happened yesterday? Nairaland pls advice.

I came back from the studio yesterday's afternoon and I met my girlfriend in my house, yes she has one of my spare keys, I entered the house and I went straight to the kitchen.

I met her washing plates in the kitchen and I greeted her that she has done well but when I was about to leave the kitchen I observed that the kitchen walls were wet because anytime you cook in my kitchen the tiles on the walls gets wet due to the heat. Then, I asked her "babe what did you cook?" She said nothing that she only boiled water. I believed her and I did not suspect her because of the response but I was kind of thinking the water must have boiled over 100°c for those tiles to get wet.

I left the kitchen and I went to the bedroom when I got to the bedroom I saw some trashes she left undisposed and I was irritated and I decided to go and disposed them but when I got to our refuse bin I saw a fresh egg shells and some fresh noodles' pieces, I was kind of confused that which of my neighbors would have left his/her waste bin and come to used mine. Yet, I never thought too much because I knew it was my girlfriend, maybe she just wants to pull my legs that was why she lied at first, I concluded.

When I got inside I found her inside the bedroom, she's done washing plates, then I put it to her jokingly "babe next time you cook noodles and eggs make sure you dispose the nylons properly because you didn't do it well today." As if I ignited a flame she took it up with me angrily that why should I be saying that, that she never cooked anything since morning and I was accusing her wrongly....bla..bla..bla..bla... And she acted so real and dry like as if truly she didn't cook.

Mind you, that she cooked wasn't my problem, why would I get disturbed that my girlfriend cooked and ate in my house? But every evidences I was seeing were making me to ask her if truly she cooked but she kept denying and not that I got angry at this point.

I told her to forget about everything that not that I'm suspecting her but I just felt all what I have been seeing showed me that you cooked and not that I will kill you if you did. You're my woman why would you lied to me if you do things in my home. We shut the chapter and everyone was fine.

After like 5 minutes I went to the kitchen to cook beans, personally I don't like it when my gas cooker is dirty but my girl is a messy lady she doesn't care and I have been fighting over this on how to sort her out. I decided to clean the gas cooker and immediately as I raised the stand I saw enough fresh noodles at the angle corners of the gas Cylinder. I stood up and gave it a thought. After, I decided to show her so that she would not deny it. I called her to come to the kitchen and when she got to the kitchen I showed her and she could not say anything.

Then I asked her "as little as cooking noodles and you lied. Why did you lie on this very little matter? Why babe? " Not that that I will quarrel with you why you cooked and eat. Why? When I was coming from the studio I have already bought things that we are going to eat. Why such a big denial and lie on a little matter? Why?

Pls Nairaland I suggested this is one of the RED FLAGS. Isn't it? Pls advice.

She probably already has another person and wants to push your buttons for a quarrel so she can quit the relationship with you ...but doesn't currently have a good reason to .
The strategy is to deliberately push your buttons then you quarrel and she leaves .
Whatever you decide is up to you !
Politics / Re: Charly Boy On The Way Kidnappers Are Operating With Impunity In Nigeria by thomasjoe(m): 11:22am On Aug 26
favor914:
But Charlie you were amongst the idiots that supported Endsars to discredit President Buhari back then?

Our area father you were not aware of the consequences of your hypocrisy?

How is this your post linked to Kidnappers and failure of the Govt parastatals , Agencies and other security and communication?

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Culture / Re: Enugu Government Disowns Adebayo As Oba Of Yoruba Community by thomasjoe(m): 8:21am On Aug 25
madridguy:
Anybody parading himself as the Oba of Yoruba Community in Enugu State should be send back to his state and become his Oba there. You cannot be an Oba in someone else region.

LoL

Nigerians and Ethnic Bigotry.

We have different Igwes nationwide....why not have same for other tribes nationwide too?

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Politics / Re: Edo Election: Pictures From APC Rally In Ikpoba Okha LGA by thomasjoe(m): 8:46pm On Aug 24
Ejehhhh:
Peter obi is crying right now

Elections are since over ...kindly move on!
Peter Obi was not , and is not your problem .
Pls heal yourself of hate !

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Travel / Re: The Proposed Marina And Mile 2 Interchanges In Lagos by thomasjoe(m): 8:23am On Aug 22
Quelme:
Bitter Hoebi can only achieve this in his dreams.
Elections have long been concluded and APC s Tinubu is President now.
Why carry on unnecessary banter and sentiments till now ?
O Physician, Heal thyself !
Peter Obi was never the problem or solution .
Nigeria's issue goes far more than you think
Politics / Re: Shaibu Remains The Deputy Governor - Appeal Court by thomasjoe(m): 2:38pm On Aug 20
senatordave1:


APC is winning Edo,their momentum is unstoppable

LoL....smell the coffee. Akpata is the underdog. Save this post.
Politics / Re: Top 25 Best Secondary Schools In Nigeria In 2024 by thomasjoe(m): 2:07pm On Aug 15
Beremx:
How many of the schools have produced best students in WAEC and JAMB despite paying huge amount of school fees? There are good schools over the country. It's your choice and money.

Many of these schools have moved on from writing WAEC examinations.
They expose their students to IGCSE , GCSE , B Tech and other international
Examinations Body .
WAEC has become largely GIGO based exam
Science/Technology / Re: Edo Hunter Kills A Huge Buffalo (Photos) by thomasjoe(m): 11:08am On Aug 15
CyberGypsy:
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Ozuwor!
Sports / Re: Edo Queens Defeats Hassacas Ladies 3 - 0 In African Women's Champions League by thomasjoe(m): 7:36am On Aug 15
Osanoghodua1:
Congratulation girls. Go for gold, Obaseki has done well in sport development but failed in roads.

Thanks ....but kindly check ,those roads are federal government roads

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Politics / Re: 76 Suspects Arrested With Russian Flag In Kano Transferred To Abuja by thomasjoe(m): 3:29am On Aug 13
uncleck:
99.9% of those arrested don't even understand what symbolism stand for nor even have any idea the implications of their actions. The money you guys would have invested in sound education will now be spent on taking care of prisoners and wasting court infrastructures.

"...they don't build schools anymore, all they build is prison prison". RIP Lucky Dube

President GEJ invested in their education ...they returned his gesture with HATE and INGRATITUDE because he is a southern non Muslim from a minority tribe ... kindly remember this !
Crime / Re: Edo-based Businessman Kidnapped & Murdered In Oghara, Delta State (video) by thomasjoe(m): 3:19am On Aug 13
fareed69:
Edo no be Lagos now.
That's their saying.
RIP to the dead.

When are you going to grow up and show maturity ?
There is kidnaping nationwide and all you could come up with is such infantile post .
Well , it seems you're still pained that your slave master and his acolytes were humbled by Edo people for standing up to their godfatherism nonsense , remember that Edo No Be Lagos and will never be!
Say this slogan at least 40 times daily. !

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Religion / Re: Celebrating Four Years Of Victory Over Pornography And Masturbation Addiction by thomasjoe(m): 11:02am On Aug 11
iamphenomenal:
As always, I return all glory to God. Today marks four years I buried the addiction of pornography and masturbation, which had plagued my life for many years.

All my journey and challenges, as well as my past success stories are recorded here on Nairaland, on the great platform where I met fellow fighters facing the same struggle - Masturbation Quitting Challenge Thread
https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread

Note: As I've always emphasized, I didn't replace this addiction with fornication (as many people propose as a solution). All through my recovery process till now I've never engaged in sex, as I'm not yet married. Glory to God!

This testimony is to encourage anyone struggling with the same (or any other addiction) that total victory is possible. Trust in God. Engage in accountability. Don't give up!

Till next year. God spare my life.

Long live Nairaland!

Notable mentions :
Nnamebuka, Seas, olamilekxy, CR777, Onelove508, FunNoStrings, challengemaster, and our great moderator Mynd44 - happy to tell y'all that I'm happy and blossoming as ever!
congratulations 🎉
Politics / Re: Judgement Reveals Philip Shaibu’s Case Dismissed, Ighodalo’s Candidacy Affirmed by thomasjoe(m): 7:56am On Aug 11
NewDea4:


Judgement wey dem buy tongue

The judiciary is actually the problem of this country....until Nigerians wake up and start killing these thieving judges, this country won't know progress
Since Dem de sell am, lahor why you no go and buy your own too now for Shuaibu ?

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