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ibkayee:
Teddy isn't boy next door cute like Tobi and Miracle but he's hot sha

Teddy a is better looking than Tobi.

Get your eyes off Tobi's chest and see Teddy a trumps him everywhere .

Height, face and charisma.

Tobi is a barely passable man, with a nice physique which I don't particularly like, because he skipped a lot of leg days and squats.

And that fat ass, jeez, a man should never have those.

jibs4lv:
miracle needs your prayer more

Sure, he's getting 99 percent of it, just that my pastor makes it a rule that you'll pray for your enemy. I wanted you to be the representative from the enemy camp.

But since you've declined ,well.

MizzD:
That was his own mischievous interpretation of the 'akuse ara e' he called bambam.. He was trying to downplay the weight of the words.

After lolu said the real meaning, teddy then quickly added that it means 'I don't need the money'.. I, being bambam

Ps-you knw this clarification isn't for you right?

Lol at this point, you people are becoming jokes.
A man Keeps saying repeatedly he doesn't need the money , Teddy a has been a disappointment back to back.
You people are no longer supporting him because you feel he deserves it or has any useful plan for it but strictly for your own ego.

Making decisions based on Ego is the quickest way to doom.

jibs4lv:
I 'll suggest may be you should sleep now, by tommoro things 'll be alright.......sleep reboots human system.

I can't sleep, I have a vigil to attend ,should I put you in my prayers?

Let's all pretend we didn't hear teddy a saying he doesn't need the money

KushyKush:
ibkayee can you borrow me that your bìtch spray please?

I had this teacher I hated in secondary school, terrible teacher, we met several years after secondary school and we started having sex.

Sometimes, people that trigger certain emotions in you might actually be a build up of sexual connection.

The teacher was a lousy lay though

I guess we have to make do with anything.

Ksslib:
I'm not a dedicated writer. I only do so when I'm bored.

Oh I'm so sorry.
I didn't know you were going to reply.

Please ignore what I said about you below.

Truth be told, that was one hell of a story, you had me at the edge of my seat all through, I could feel your plight holding that pume down with the bustling and shuffling of campus life.
You should write more often and you're gorgeous

Lol ninnynanny so your celebrity is the person that writes about wanting to stool

Never have I seen such a disjointed story in my life, even the title that was meant to create a hilarious picture ended up being a hysterical joke

And he's not much of a looker either.

Safarigirl is a much better writer.

At least her stories gave me orgasm when my x folder was having poor connection

KushyKush:
Same way you saved your bundle of fake naira notes?

Continue...

You and I might actually be destined together

You pay special attention to me.

Is it another cee cee and Tobi situation

Goaaal!

ninnyanny:
Lol...ksslib na celebs .

Interesting

This one would be more fun to break than papiikush..

Let me get to work.

Please is anyone voting Alex?
It will be a shame if she's evicted with people like Bam bam still in the house.
Wish the fraudulent biggie didn't stop Nina from saving miracle, this would have been a perfect week to send Bam Bam home.

Ksslib:
Really? I was thinking it was Antonia all this time.

anyway I'll stick to Antonia .. sounds better

Why did you ignore me?

ninnyanny:
This season eh
I give it up for the mods
They ain't the MVPs
They are the real double wahala
In 2013,during the chase,
I always fell out with ghkwame
I got a ban for a day.

This 2018, I got another ban
For 5 days.....ah....


I haven't seen some monikers that
Started with us.....
Some have been banned for 8month
3 years ,and so on
The mods don upgrade from see gobe
To double wahala.
People like threebear don't care
They can open 5 monikers in a day
But I no get strength to create account
I have even forgotten how its done self
So I will just keep behaving myself
The mods ain't smiling
Don't want a ban that will last a day
after the show.



Mods una weldone oooo

You must sha mention me.
Dominique my sweet aunt has given me a new lease of life. As long as I behave, I'm safe for now

Her last warning was a stinger, she'll sha ban me from Nigeria if I misbehave .

Goodnight beautiful IBKayee, you're a beautiful woman either way, beauty is embracing your self in totality















Till doctor 90210 became a thing.

KushyKush:
You can't survive one hour without mentioning my moniker. I am scared for your survival if you try it for 24hrs

I [s]have given more than 600 SMS votes when you were busy creating alternative accounts to troll[/s].

I'll save this for Sunday.

ibkayee:
Lol oh ok fair enough, thanks dear

That was a cruel thing to do

But it has already been established I'm cruel and vile

I know the struggle ,tussling through your wardrobe, never ever finding the right dress to wear.

Being the friend who never gets the guy

The one that provides the shoulder to lean on.

The one who the pretty vain one wants to tag along with to feel better about themselves.

The flab ,the jiggles and oh those piercing girdles that compresses you so much, you can't breathe.

Here is called curves
There it is called fat

oshe11:
Some of US can't compaign on TWITTER or FACEBOOK

Why?
Do you think you can get any votes here?
From papiikush?

He's not even worried about the correct way to vote meaning he hasn't and would never vote.

Someone who browses with glo free data.

You're wasting your time here.

Unless you just want to take a breather like I'm doing now.

Agbgift:
Forget say na my colleague o.
I meet her type in law school then. And it makes me wonder if her character is attributed to all female students of Madona University.

You can't even spell it correctly yet here you are mocking them.

oshe11:
Not sure it does....

Been using VOTE bt Eeghe said it doesnt matter since "Vote" was on their strap

I think its "VOTE"

cc threebear01

I've used both, just incase. Do the same as well. Remember it is hundred SMS per sim.

How is it even possible you can vote?

ibkayee:
Lmao what is this? It's not by force to clapback

It's not a clapback but an advice given out of my love for you, I'm sure your mirror and weight scale must have told you same

Giel:
Lol, blackhawk04

If you're interested, .Mina moment.

Please gist me, watching football now.

Ksslib:
Tobi sitting in the living room alone. Cynthia Nwadiora comes to meet him

(these are the only parts I heard clearly from their conversation. Some of the coversations said inbetween are missing)

Tobi: why are you checking up on me if you don't care

Cynthia Nwadiora: is it coming from your heart

Tobi: I'm judging based on your actions

Cynthia Nwadiora: I'm just checking up on you

Tobi: I'm just sitting here and you coming up to check on me

Cynthia Nwadiora cos I wanna know how you are

Tobi: you're stressing me

cynthia Nwadiora Am stressing you?

Tobi( looking relaxed): if there's more you want to talk talk, but if you want to know I'm fine, then I'm fine

*both of them are still talking. both looking relaxed.. Why was Cynthia Nwadiora blushing sef*

Cynthia Nwadiora : so how was your day?

Tobi: bla bla bla

*later on*

Tobi: one minute were talking and the next you're trying to annoy me

Cynthia Nwadiora : I've been giving you your space and I've not been in your face

*conversation continues*

Tobi: we pass each other and we don't talk

*conversation continues*

Cynthia Nwadiora : I thought if we give eachother space things will be better but it's like bla bla

Tobi: so is that what you were doing

cynthia Nwadiora : *interrupts* but do you know you can't swallow me.

*Tobi tries to talk and Cynthia interrupts*

cynthia Nwadiora you can't swallow me

Tobi: yes yes

*both of them are so relaxed and nobody is shouting today. Be like old age is catching up with oga and madam*

Tobi: if you wanted to give me space you wouldn't be concerned about anything that has to me

cynthia Nwadiora : it was me who decided to give space and I'll decide which kind of space

*convo continues*

cynthia Nwadiora : you're too proud shutup

Tobi : ok ok

*conversation continues to what happened on Sunday.. the dick grabbing incident*

Tobi: all I just wanted you to say was sorry and it would have been over

cynthia Nwadiora : you said this is the second time I've been looking at your face and lying bla bla

*convo continues*

Cynthia Nwadiora : when I gave you food and you said I'm fine... haba.. I thought you were trying to get back at me

Tobi: everything you did since Sunday was malice

*Cynthia nwadiora trying to explain*

*conversation continues*

Cynthia Nwadiora continues talking then Kayode - the useless cameraman that my God will soon punish, switches the camera to Teddy A and Rico... while Omololu and Antonia both lay on the bed in their famous position.

Are you a writer? You write like one.

oshe11:
Password still remains


Vote Miracle to 32052 via SMS




#TeamMiracle
#WeDieHere

Nairaland is a useless place to campaign just take a look at the people in it, most are jobless, most are salary earners... Take your campaign to twitter or any other social media.
Or sit in the comfort of your living room and vote religiously.

zicoraads:
You think all these kids that are here all day and night actually do more than the online thingy? They have more power when typing. They don't spend to vote. Only to cause chaos on thread.

Even you, I'm always very disappointed after every vote percentage; based on how much you always brag to have spent. TBoss last year. And now Miracle.

Lol, who is this one that looks like something air can carry away

Abeg swerve.

ibkayee:
Lool what is this girl talking about?

Lol never mind I don't care

https://s26.postimg.org/a7tn8mxux/image.jpg

I really hope you really spray that, it's not much work but it can burn some calories .

oshe11:
Was teasing U.
Tot U'd fall.....

Leave women and go vote miracle, SMH

MizzD:
CeeC is feeling like one mature babe who can end malice

She's not spoken to Tobi since Sunday. So she's come to sit with Tobi to ask how he is. Tobi says he's fine but wondering why CeeC is speaking to him now.. Cee'c asks why tobi isn't asking if she's fine too. Tobi says he can tell she's fine, cos she's been active and shouting in the house.

Tobi insists he's fine and CeeC should let him know what this is about. CeeC claims she's just trying to start a conversation.

Tobi is obviously pissed.. Giving CeeC that you get sense so look

Ok this call has distracted me.. I've missed some conversations

Call from who?
This late at night?
Hmmmm

ibkayee:
Womp womp woooomp.

Forgive me my dear

It's just the Scorpio in me talking.

We Scorpios are hard workers ,we always love to be actively involved in anything that piques our interest. I understand that hard work is not the most common sentiment.
A lot of people would rather sit at home, get chubby and do nothing.

But then you have your use, at least from your updates they'll get a wiff of what Tobi might be up to, even if it is just a line in your updates

ibkayee:
Lol I hear a stampede coming

But she said they have an understanding to be fair, so their prerogative I guess

Of what use are you to team Tobi though?
You don't campaign?
You clearly cannot vote given your location...

You do know people abroad can still send across money so that people at home can vote?

You can find a group admin of team Tobi and send something across, how do you feel being so useless to a team you claim to support.

It would have made sense if you were a casual viewer but you are clearly an active viewer

There is no hope getting papiikush banned here, but just wait and see, taking you out will be my mission on nairaland.

(flys out of thread on a broom and pointy hat)

KushyKush:
You are not even a good liar. Smh

Everyone can't be an expert like you.