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forkadict:
Mogbe! Egbami ke!

na joke the guy dey

Forwetinnah:
Park well...you no see where him call me "bros"?

I see am lol just put your gender so you don't have peeps confused bro I mean sis lol

Forwetinnah:
I be chick o...

lmao see confession

Harbosede02:
It be lyk sey uncle tayo also lyks esther ooo

if I slap tayo ehen

killabeauti:
That condom joke played on lillian is so disrespectful. Even tho she oozes sex appeal abeg its just not acceptable.

what joke didn't watch that

okay so for those wondering about the truth or dare game last night. Sabina was the co ordinator and asked each housemate that was participating to write a question down and put it in a bowl and each housemate would pick a question
- Lilian got asked who she would sleep with if winning Bb depended on it and she picked tayo saying they would share the money

- Esther got asked the last time a guy ate her puzzy she said a couple of months ago

- Mr 265 was asked if he thinks Esther is hot and he said no

- aloser got asked who he would sleep with in the house and he tired to dodge the question saying that he would sleep with Mira for JJ

- Sabina got asked who she would have sexx with weekly in the house, she said idris because he is young and all over the place some of the housemates said idris isn't experienced Sabin said she has enough experience
for both of them

- butterfly got asked who she would have sexx with she pick nhanlala and sheila gave her a look lool, butterfly was also asked if she has kissed a woman or would kiss one, she said she prefers men lips .. I think the housemates think she is lesbian

- permithias got asked who he'd have sexx with and kiss he picked mam Bea

- sheila got asked why she looks super Hot she said she wasnt Hot and people shouldn't blame her for being sexyy

Akshow:
my guy I see that gal naked boobi last night I get erection immediately

lmao shower time or the jacuzzi?

this butterfly girl is too dry

Luis just wants Nigerians voting for him why he wants to get with Lilian

JJ and that his banky w head lool

abeg this Luis dairy session don tire me

does anyone have an idea why that Ghana boy keeps crying

Akshow:
which country this kc come from abeg

Ghana

forkadict:
In fact ehn my broda, because I'm not home at the moment. anywhere I see that name on this thread, I dey always get erec.tion.

(Seun go censor am to I dey always get attention. Like say i be soja)

Lol bro I know exactly what you mean that girl get everything complete even Seun sef go confam the girl

ladunsky:
who be permutations?

he means permitius that annoying short guy trying to compete with tayo

forkadict:
Forget hotness abeg. The ORACLES have spoken. It's SHEILLLLLLLLLLLLA!

but Samantha is pretty with a fine face and shes got SWAG and i like her carriage too.

oh boy it was when she came out of the jacuzzi I confam'd that girl o boy I swear tayo should hit that, hit that on behalf of all Nigerian guys lool

Lol that trezegah guy makes me laugh he just sits and stares at everyone he's probably gonna get evicted come sunday

falcon01:
same too

post your number so we can correct it. thank you.

go and sleep

ok

electro in amazing spiderman acted by Jamie fox

shave everyday after shower make it a habit just like brushing your teeth and you'll be fine.. Idk why some people can't put their brain to work instead they rely on Google or nairaland for answers they can get on their own if they just take timeout to think..

opolo eye no bi open eye and if you're new in the game better go pay your tithe

mizcalvina:
lol oga no be so. My bf help me Google am he say na 500dollars he see, but am not sure of that amount, that's why am asking

the price depends on if its a one way trip

you just want make everybody no say you wan travel if I slap you ehen you'll find yourself on google abi nairaland don become travel agency

USA has all it takes to control this, if Nigeria can.. yes we can *in Obama's voice*

chikichaka: Although I don't school in uniport but I had like to know why you rate them so low. I recently recommended the school to one of my mentees who is about taking jamb next year. I don't want him to make a mistake. So please why?

there are a lot of issues with uniport like in some departments you have to pay to see your results while in one particular department students haven't seen their results the only thing they see is a list of those who failed the course like one of my friends knew he got a carry over in a course just three days to the exam for that course and this is simply because they wouldn't release results, telling students to check online for their results, and sometimes a student might see that he got a C in a course online but the result hard copy says he has an F, so a lot of students in final year who see misleading results online end up seeing something different in their spread sheet and as a result to that they have an extra year in school. these days in a depart you see like 79 final year students that have extra year in a class of like 100. I'll advise you to suggest another school to the guy or girl because uniport is just one fvcked uni

saying guys who don't watch football are more sensible is kinder dumb that guy who doesn't watch football might have an obsession with pornn or masturbatiing.. not watching football doesn't automatically make a guy sensible

ElFenomeno1: Get lost.. Stark illiterate!
Go and die on a di...ck, you frigging ketamin overdosed queer!

talking about diick again.... can you construct a sentence without diick being in it? you have an obsession with diick, nigga you need help... chop off your diick (that's if you have one 'cause with your obsession I doubt you do) but just in a case you have one, chop it off, fry it and eat it.. that should help