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Blue stonewashed jeans,a black polo and some air force ones.

They got bangin' bodies.What can I say,they hot like fire.

Mines has got to be African Queen by 2-face till tomorrow.That song will go down in history!

Nigerians like making fun of people with a different accent than their's.Almost everybody I knew would be like,"Why do U talk out of your nose?".Anybody ever have the same thing happen to them?

Maybe your lips just look like a combination of Obie Trice and Angelina Jolie
[Just kidding, unless they do].Or maybe she's never kissed before.Just give her some time.I'm sure U'll get those lip's sooner or later.ButI can't help but think,if it's takin' long to get a kiss,how long for

Bob Marley
Tu-pac
Eminem
Styl-Plus
Sunny Nneji

2-pac is a legend,no doubt.He made all the gangsta's tip they hat's with "gangsta party".He rep'd the west with"California love" and the list jsut keep's goin' on.I give him big prop's,BUT,alive in New-York?Either your on that 'Herb' or those 'pills'.Or maybe U just watched Dawn of the dead too many times.

If U ask me,long distance relationship's just don't cut it.I gotta agree with Castro. Get into a relationship that will actually have a chance to bloom around where U live.Your bound to meet that special person wey go give U ISI POPCORN

Abomination

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What's up everybody,I'm kinda new so I hope I'ma meet some cool people on this site.So far so good.Big props to seun!

Anybody?

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Anybody see aloib

God bless this thread!!!!!

@Toy&badmann
Well,U better put on your glasses then

@aloib,
thanx.I was just wonderin' if U'll let me treat U the way a lady should be treated.With luv and respect.You feelin' me?

@aloib
 U mind if I holla at you for a minute??

Hey,I'm everything But saucy.I'm really laid back.U just gotta get to know me

@toy,
What makes U think so??[just curious]

Well,sumbody better shoot me in the ass with an arrow soon

Miss pussy huh? I'm flattered

I'm down with it.What do I gotta do?

Match makin' huh?So,how does this work?Like cyber datin' or sumthin',right?It sounds kindda crazy but cool at the same time.Can sumbody enlighten me on this match makin' thing?

When it comes to clubbin',Naija is the place to be.I know a club in Port-harcourt called Night box.Now,that place is off da chain!Dat's da place to get yo grooove on.Or U can go on down to Charlies.I don't really dig Charlies.Too many hoes.[Just bein' honest].

There where two men travelling by air one day until suddenly,their plane crashed on an island in the middle of nowhere.The villagers of the island captured the two men and told them to collect ten fruits of there choice from the island and bring them back 4 their tribal initiation.So,the two men seperated in search of fruit.
The first man came back with ten oranges and so his initiation began.The villagers held him down and started to stuff the ten oranges in the guy nyash.As they where doing this,this guy was crying blood!But as soon as they stuffed the last one in,he looked up and started laughing.The villagers where puzzled and asked him,"Why are U laughing".Then, he pointed and said"See the other guy dey carry Pineapple come"!