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Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by thymedcurry(f): 3:12pm On Jan 03, 2014
Oh pulllzzzz! Ladies have sex as much as you want anytime you want. Never be scared of your sexual prowess! If a guy thinks he is using you well too bad for him cause you are using him too!
But beware. Be smart and safe with it. Protection is key. And at all times use ur head and not ur heart.
Btw ladies, if you are about to get married, don't listen to this talk of abstinence... sample that tool and make sure it works perfectly fine to your satisfaction before your wedding night. No one wants to pull down those pants and see her pinky finger dangling in front of her or have a 2min man as a husband.
A lot of guys are all talk with Lil peens. Since marriage is a lifetime institution you shouldn't be burdened with a lifetime of a small peen that is too Lil to work.
Only the smart ones would understand me and the stupid ones wld be found checking out other guys packages and wishing the one they had at home was as big...

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Romance / Re: How Do You See The Girls Used For Music Videos? by thymedcurry(f): 9:06am On Jan 03, 2014
This topic is as sexist as they come. I think of the girls used in music videos the same way I think of the guys. Professionals. And just like every profession some are struggling while others are smiling to the bank.
Health / Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by thymedcurry(f): 9:35pm On Jan 02, 2014
Donalð Genes:

Look,speaking of which, if you want to know if your boyfriend has infertility problem,ask him to enter bathroom or fill water inside cup, Ask him to release inside,
____If his sperm floats on top the water,he has infertility problem__

On the otherhand,If the sperm swims and finally settles down inside the cup,He is okay

Even that has been known to be misleading. Besides...how do you check for the woman?



Health / Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by thymedcurry(f): 9:32pm On Jan 02, 2014
Donalð Genes:

Reason she ain't always tired is that you never make her cum,once a girl cums,she will be so weak and feeling dizzy
2.Maybe you got medium tool making her sexually insatiable lolzz


Not true.
Health / Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by thymedcurry(f): 8:23pm On Jan 02, 2014
crazymommy: withdrawal method might not work always,because the man could someday get carried away while having sex and withdraw late,that is the example of what happened to ur friend.

Some claiming a particular method works for them might even have fertility issues without knowing.

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Health / Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by thymedcurry(f): 8:19pm On Jan 02, 2014
pembisco:
she mst be nurse or pharmacist. Dts y i advice my peeps nt to marry ladies frm diz professions. They'll jst kip guys in d dark nd be flirting nd they cnt jst get pregnant. We in d medical field knw ol diz nd dts y we nyash ourslves without any trace for our partners to knw

You are so so wrong my dear. My profession is not anything close to either of that.
I am just a woman that embraces her sexuality.
Just take it as that... I don't have to be a p.orn star or a nurse to know how to please my man.
Health / Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by thymedcurry(f): 7:22pm On Jan 02, 2014
jreyez:

My sis is married and she's a doctor, but she still fuqs like hell... angry

His "sis" is actually his married girlfriend who happens to be a doctor that screws him like hell.

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Health / Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by thymedcurry(f): 5:33pm On Jan 02, 2014
Why y'all are still battling with the best method to prevent pregnancy, the surest way still remains swallowing.
Using withdrawal method often fails because sometimes the man might be lost in ecstasy and might pull out too late.
Sticking your hand into your vajayjay to take out his cum doesn't also help much too because before you even get to the bathroom, the good swimmer has already hit it's target.
Postinor 2 has been known to lose its potency after consistent use.
Those preaching abstinence or Zip up either have Lil dicks or are frigid.
Now pay attention ladies, when ur man is on top of you, if he is your regular you should already know how long it takes before he cums...do a mental calculation of that and when the time nears, his breathing would change. Detach yourself and kneel to take him in your mouth...a Lil hand motion and some good mouth game is all he needs to get him there. If you want to swallow fine, if you don't want to do a bit of show with it and spit it out. Either way he is a happy man. If his cum is too bitter feed him with a lot of citrus fruits to change its taste (yes feed him). On a side note too if you want your juices sweeter as a woman take a lot of citrus fruits and visit your gynaecologist regularly.
If you still don't like my method use I-pill it's an alternative to Postinor 2.
Thank me later.

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Health / Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by thymedcurry(f): 10:13am On Jan 02, 2014
Just swallow...
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by thymedcurry(f): 2:30am On Jan 01, 2014
Andyblaze: [b]
• Farting In Our Presence-
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom
you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady
who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much- Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)- Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say
that when a man loves you, he can even wash your
undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies!

• Talking too dirty -Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your
language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND
FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively- Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we're not around, you can laugh and bring
down the roof if you wish.
I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that
she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies- If your a Nollywood addict please, for the
sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once
your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting - Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that
one day you will fight his mother.

• OverSabi attitude - Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.
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angry angry

I bet you hate it too when she goes down on you.
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by thymedcurry(f): 4:05pm On Dec 31, 2013
Actually, you do need to speak for yourself. All the things you mentioned might be a turn on for another man. Some guys consider prim and proper ladies as boring.

Btw...if you don't like your girl washing her underwear in your presence, why not walk away.
Romance / Re: Why Sex Should Wait Until Marriage by thymedcurry(f): 6:47pm On Dec 22, 2013
Virginity doesn't make a good wife...

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